The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 04, 1949, Page Page Seven, Image 7
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By Marg
EXCHAN
My love is like a bar of soap
It's always on the wane.
Just when my heart is full of hope,
It slips on down the drain.
-The Pointer
* * * * *
The roadster skidded around the
corner, jumped into the air, knock
ed down a lamp post, smacked three
cars, ran against a stone fence,
and stopped. A girl climixed oul
of the wreck.
"Darling," she exclaimed, "that'i
what I call a kiss."
-Technology Newl
* * * * *
"Where did you absorb those fipt
principles of yours, sir," asked the
interviewer, "at your mother'g
knee?"
"No, over my father'st"
-Quaker CampuE
* * * * *
"What are your views on sul
cide?"
"I think it's too dangerous."
--The Pointei
* * * * *
A psychologist is a guy who
when a beautiful girl enters tht
room, watches everyone else.
-Central Ra
* * * * *
It is one of the ironies of life
that when one grows tall enough tc
reach the jam on the pantry shelf
the craving for it has left.
-College Chroniclh
* * * * *
My sweetie pie has gone away
And I am filled with gloom;
She said that she'd write every day
But she didn't say to whom.
-Legionnair
* * * * *
The great Thomas Huxley hai
the ability to concentrate s
thoroughly upon a mental problen
that he lost all sense of his sur.
roundings. On one occasion he con
tinued to occupy the chair aftei
receiving a hair-cut. Thinkini
that he had dozed, the barbei
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nudged him gently and inquired:
"Asleep, sir?"
Huxley started. "Certainly not!"
he exclaimed. "As a matter of fact,
I am very near-sighted. When I
removed my glasses, I was no
longer able to see myself in the
mirror opposite, and naturally I
supposed that I had already gone
horne."
* * * * *
Drunk (after bumping into the
same tree three times) : "Losht,
losht in an impenetrable foresht."
-Technology News
* * * * *
As the professor rushed into the
new class he pulled out a whip,
snapped it over the students' heads
several times and replied: "This
is what is known as a snap course."
-Technology News
* * * * *
A 1920 beauty hint: "For better
looking hair, use a comb."
-The Spectator
* * *' * *
Don't study when you're tired,
Or have something else to do;
Don't study when you're happy,
For that will make you blue;
Don't study in the day time,
And don't study at night;
But study at all other time,
With all your main and might.
-The Stratford Traveller
* * * * *
Students at Clemson came close
to solving an age old problem.
When the college office was ready
to send out failure slips, they
found that foresighted students had
bought up all the stamped en
velopes at the local post office.
* * * * *
Several women fainted and two
ambulances sped through the large
crowd at the rodeo to pick up
Hackberry Slim Johnson. The sad
die horse he had been riding had
slipped and a rope had tightened
and pulled his leg off.
However, when doctors reached
iack, they found him hale and
healthy. Hack had been riding,
roping and bulldogging that. after
noon with a wooden leg, and the
horc had only snapped off his
wooden limb.
-Daily Texan
* * * *' *
"Do you charge batteries here?"
"Sure do."
"Then put a new one in this car
and charge it to my husband."
-Pioneer
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agrees,: "powerfully and superbly
er portrayal "the best of her long
Walter Winchell states "Olivia de
gets inside of you and twists and
Twentieth Century-Fox version of
r are Mark Stevens and Leo Genn.
Complaints'
Date Backl
By JAN
Featur
Students of, the universit3
food in Steward's Hall in No,
complaining 143 years later.
Steward's Hall dates from4
on the site where Harper Coll
was the first steward, and fr,
Steward's Hall.
Strife between the students and
authorities began soon after, ac
companied by many letters from
students who rebelled with bad
manners at eating what was con.
sidered wholesome. They rebelled
too, against the rules that com.
pelled them to eat on the campus.
Until 1836. however. thp stewar
was allowed to sell cider, beer,
cheese, apples, and other items ap
proved by the president for salc
during hours of student recreation,
Matters were of so much con.
4~ t. -IO L I sVt 1% A za 0 L MI AP W-. -.
published, listing food require
ments for each day and requirine
wheat and corn bread, rice, and
one or more vegetable dishes to bi
served. A meat, poultry, or fist
dish was assigned to each day. Des.
sert was to be served on Thursda3
and Sunday. Breakfast was to in.
clude. coffee and tea, hominy, som4
form of bread and butter, anc
either eggs or a cold meat.
Board, which included thre4
meals every day, was two dollar:
and a half a week then but was
increased a dollar in 1852. Stu
dents continued to complain
though, that the food was poorI3
cooked. Dr. Thomas Cooper said
"The college is in yearly jeopard
of being destroyed by dlsputes
about eating."
The food disputes were climaxec
by the "Biscuit Rebellion" of the
early '50's, which included duelh
and the walk-out of 30 students.
President James Thornwell
weary of the food matter and the
riotous students, gave permissiori
to those, whose parents agreed, t<
board at houses approved by the
faculty. Conditions were that a
lady must be present at the table
and that no intoxicating beverages
be served.
In 1904 Steward's Hall was
moved to a -new building, located
across from the gymnasium. ThreE
years later it was made a coopera
tive ente1-prise under a board ol
managers. A matron was placed
in charge instead of the formei
steward.
The building burned in 1918 and
had to be partly rebuilt. Recently
The mnajority of folk.eon
gaged in the privately-ownsed,
taw-paying, utility field .akea
career of providing adequate
and dependable service. salal
able for their coimpany*s erne.
tomnre.
About 500 of thi eemmpmny*e
folk, hatve five or more years
of service - their s.euulated
Ueare of aervice total. mere
than 0,500 -
South Carolina
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Company
Scene At Steward's
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Of Food At Si
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r first began to condemn the
ember, 1806, and they are still
Fune, 1805, when it was located
ege now stands. George Wade
:m his position came the name
Vets Can Finish
Engineer's Courses
In Sunimer Months
As a service to veterans study
ing engineering who wish to coni
plete their college education as soon
as possible, officials of the Georgia
Institute of Technology, Atlanta,
Ga., announce the offering of all
regular courses during the sum
mer quarter starting June 27.
More than 2,000 students have
already signified their intentions
of enrolling and several hundred
more are expected from engineer
ing colleges that close during the
summer.
Fields of engineering and science
to be included in the summer quar
ter include aeronautical, ceramic,
chemical, civil, electrical, general,
industrial, mechanical and textile
engineering; arichitecture; chemis
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physics. All years from the fresh.
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Situated at an elevation of more
than one thousand feet, Atlanta
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campus.
Applications from veterans and
other students enrolled at colleges
of engineering throughout the
United States are now being ac
cepted. Upon successful comple
tion of the courses in the summer
quarter, marks and credits will be
forwarded by the -registrar of
Georgia Tech to the colleges and
universities at which 'the students
are regularly enrolled.
Additional information about the
summer quarter at Georgia Tech
is available from t-he Registrar
there.
it was painted and remodeled.
Today, Steward's Hall is a cafe
teria for students and professors,
and meals are served either on a
cash or meal ticket basis at all
times except Sunday supper. And,
as it is human nature to criticize
food when there is no hostess, stu
dents still complain.
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eward's Hall
ing In 1805
Alpha Kappa Psi
Hears Speech
By Bank Head
Business conditions of today are
better than business conditions dur
ing a corresponding period follow
ing World War I, B. M. Edwards,
president of the South Carolina
National Bank, said in a speech at
the February 22 meeting of Alpha
Kappa Psi, university business fra
ternity.
Even though business conditions
are more stable today, Edwards ad
vised against the opening of new
businesses, unless the part:y could
finance the enterprise. He explain
led that statistics show a coming
period of price adjustment, during
which commodities may have to be
sold at a low profit or even loss.
USIs.R tst ilet IIIun can
financially see himself through this
period, his business will be in dan
ger, Edwards said. He explained
that during the war, a seller's mar
vket pr,-7v-iled whereas at the pres
ent time a buyer's market is func
tioning.
Following the lecture, an oper
discussion was held on new busi.
ness in South Carolina.
Edwards was the first of several
speakers selected by the ^raternity
to help in the study of business ac
tivities in and near Columbia.
Fitzgerald Reveal
New Course Slated
On Spanish Cuilture
A new foreign language cour-s
dealing wvith the cultural aspects
of Spanish civilization will be of
fered in the 1949 Fall term, Dr.
Thomas A. Fitzgerald of the de
par-tment of foreign languages, has
announced.
Reading and discussion will be
in English. Knowledge of Spanis
is not necessary, but wvould be help
ful, for the course, ti-ispanic Life
and Culture- -Europe."
"It is a study of Spanish civili
zation as seen in the literature, cus
toms, and to some extent in the
art and architecture of the Span
ish-speaking 'peoples." D)octor
Fitzgerald said.
A follow-up course on the Ameri
can aspects of the subject will be
offered in the 1950 Spring senmes
ter. The three-credit courses do
not give major cr-edits and are not
open to freshmen, D)octor Fitz
gerald stated.
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1949.
Dr. McConaughy
Uses Psychology
In Political Writing
Dr. T. B. McConaughy, political
science professor, at the present
time is writing a book. The name
of the book is "Psychology of
Politics," which applies the laws
of psychology to politics.
The book, when finished, will
contain fifteen chapters and will
take up such personalities as Till
man, Thurmond, Lincoln, Roose
velt, Long, Bryan, Wilson, Bilbo,
Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.
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of the association. There are ar
ticles on current legal problems by
judges, lawyers, and teachers of
law. Law school students write-up
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ave the opportunity to become
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