The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 30, 1948, Page Page Two, Image 2
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USC Studen
Informi
Current Pul
An unofficial public affairs test, given
to a single department at the university re
cently, showed that 95 students taking the
test, including those from all levels from
freshmen to graduating seniors, were not
too well informed on current events.
The questions and results are listed as
follows:
QUESTION 1. Name the two United
States Senators from South Carolina.
71 percent named two United States Sen
ators.
20 percent named one United States Sen
ator.
9 percent could not name a US Senator
from South Carolina.
Byrnes, Burnes, Burns, Rivers and Wal
lace were all mentioned.
QUESTION II. Who is the Congressman
(in Washington) from your district?
54 percent knew.
46 percent did not know.
QUESTION III. Name one member of
the state legislature representing your in
terests.
63 percent answered this question.
37 percent did not know who represented
them.
QUESTION IV. Name two associate
justices of the US Supreme Court.
13 percent named two associate justices.
13 percent named one associate justice.
74 percent did not recall the names of any
of the justices.
QUESTION V. Name two members of
the President's Cabinet.
24 percent named two.
21 percent could think of only one.
55 percent could think of none.
QUESTION VI. Name three candidates
for the Republican nomination for Presi
dent.
56 percent named three.
Debaters D
Congratulations to the Carolina debaters!
One of their many quests this year has
been placing third in the Pi Kappa Delta
provincial forensic tournament held here
recently.
Under the able direction of Prof. Merrill
G. Christophersen', who was elected gov
ernor for the Southeastern province of the
forensic society, the debate team has repre
sented Carolina well in their remarkable de
bate showings in this and other years.
Good debating is an heirloom to Carolina
students. The halls of the Euphradian and
Campus
Tuesday will be a day for something riew
and grand on the campus. Students will be
given a holiday from classes, and plans at
present provide for a cleanup period in the
morning, general campus inspection by stu
dents and faculty and a faculty softball
game in the afternoon. The Queen of May
will be crowned among her court of beauties
and the day will be climaxed with the May
Queen ball that night.
Such a holiday is certainly worthy of con
tinuation from year to year. This is the
first such day set aside as cleanup day since
the days before the war. They were suc
cessful then and we feel certain that tliey,
will be resumed with a much sucessn. The
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24 percent had heard of two who were
willing to serve.
9 percent only one.
11 percent recall no such a thing as a Re
publican president and apparently expect
none.
Truman was named three times, Hoover
one time, and Wallace five.
QUESTION VII. Who was (or is) Ben
jamin Ryan Tillman?
44 percent knew or showed signs.
56 percent had not heard of him, or could
not recall anything.
QUESTION VIII. Who is the Secretary
General of the UN?
16 percent answered correctly.
84 percent did not know.
Among the guesses: Marshall, Austin,
Gromyko, Vandenberg.
QUESTION IX. Name two governors of
states (other than S. C. and N. Y.).
32 percent named two. -
33 percent could think of only one.
35 percent-none.
QUESTION X. Name two United States
Senators-State and Party (other than
S. C.).
36 percent named two Senators. Some did
not know the state and party.
21 percent could think of oniy one.
43 percent leftthis que:stion blank.
SUMMARY
Twenty-nine percent of the best educated
people in South Carolina do not know who
their Senators are; 46 percent do not know
their Congressman. 87 percent can name
not more than one member of the Supreme
Court of the United States. '76 percent can
name not more than one. member of the
President's Cabinet. 84 percent do know who
the Secretary-General of the United Na
tions happens to be. 68 percent cannot name
more than one Governor of a State, outside
of New York and South Carolina. 64 percent
can name no, or only one, United States
Senator, other than those from South Caro
lina.
oing Well
Clariosophic society have bulged with able
debaters for nearly a century and a half and
no sign of letup Is in sight . . . for which
we are proud.
Not much attention is focused on forensic
participation here today because the size of
the student body is so large that interest in
any minor campus activity is little. But,
nonetheless, we continue to produce good
debaters.
The Gamecock extends its Wvell-wishes to
the debaters on their final swing on the road
and it is confident that they will continue
to bring Carolina honor in forensic circles.
Holiday
event will be continued depending on the
way it is carried out.
In addition to its being a. colorful and en
tertaining day, Tuesday will present an ex
cellent opportunity for the students and fac
ulty to meet outside classes for informal
chats and a little extra-curricular relation
ship not ordinarily affprded. The plan of a
holiday has been designed primarily that
such might be attained. Students should
take advantage of their campus holiday and
spend it on the campus. The success of the
day will depend on the cooperation of the
students and faculty in attending the events
and making the day entertaining and enjoy
ible for the other.
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By VERNON TAYLOR
Guest Columnist
Cacklety, cacklety, Mrs. Mac
Ulty (rhymes with faculty).
This mimeographed announce
ment sheet has been plagued of
late by an epidemic of Clucktro
phobia. The weakly edition feat
uring "Sin and Shareit" by Cackle
Bearit has the campus clucking:
"Little Chick Bearit come blow
your horn,
Chicks in the henhouse, your
column's all corn!"
Letters from ex-readers, out
raged by the feathered atrocity,
have poured in addressed to "Ae
sop Bearit", "Barnyard Philoso
pher", and "The Chicken Editor
of The Gamecock".
'Twas the night before Bearit, and
all through the house
Not a chicken was stirring, not
even a louse.
WHO IS YOUR CHOICE FOR
PRESIDENT?
General Douglas MacUlty
Henhouse E. Stassen
Bantam F. Byrd
Leghorn E. Dewey
Rhode Island Red Wallace
Earl Brooder
Claws Pepper
Wattles S. Truman
PARTY PREFERENCE
Democacklic Reclucklian Cackleist
I want to go down to the coop
again; to the bantam and Rhode
Island Red.
The table of DAS ROUSTR
VON BEHRUT
Once upon a time there was a
rosmaqiaj powolnlej cog rooster.
Var kvlvk tala till mig little red
hen. Ii me faut partir maintenant
Wheel Wir studieron heute den
orate Egg. Pomoz sam soble twoje
zddowle chick hatched. Haf god
heten apportez-mol une des pom
mes de terre boulllies fable by
Bearit'
I think that I shall never see
a chicken lovelier than thee.
In addition to the aforemention
ed, the second page contains "In
This Corner" or "Not in the Middle
of the Fjoor!" by Crusader Gil
11am, the scourge of Carolina. In
this delightful rubbish heap one
can read a discourse on "The Tre
mendous Importance of the Tuetse
Fly In Outer Mongolia", or per
haps a recipe--"How to make
Klan a la Wallace". Also of note
is his recent editorial on "Waffle
Eating Flower rden".
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wales s the first Bob McLella:
e students of the Katz, Hunte
luring the college Albert Munn,
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iters are* nec hilen Schofie
not constitute an Jack Morgar
Decell, Lloyd
Waddell will untangle yout
de Track
Biased
Tales by Bearit miss the spot, tie
' my stomach in a knot.
Longer, drier, ballyhoo-tales by
Bearit is the thing for you.
Cackle, cackle little chick. Tell me
now what makes you tick.
Tis the latest ode by Bearit, juice
of lime and shredded carrot.
Incoherent as usual, Hangnail
Isbell, the editor, spews forth his
p"ecuiar doctrine of "Where Did
They Go? It Is Worth The Ex
ploitation". A sampling here and
there of said item goes like this:
We are students, scarce as
gooseteeth. The press does comply
while peering over a short foam.
Carolina needs monkeys making
faces at Aunt Flossie's operations
and arm-chair generals. We are
fathers, approximating the total
operating cost. The Legislature
lent a deaf ear to a Ubangi play
ihg host at an Altoona birthday
party.
Chickens on thee little man
Bearit of the leghorn clan.
The society coluwns are simply
fraught with interest.
"Sophie Qogles won the grand
prize at the annual Aborigine So
ciety masquerade ball for the
rich, exquisite trimmings on her
horse. Miss Oogles came as Lady
Godiva. Mamiby Pamby from
Lower Ughville is engaged to a
squirrel! The Ladles Auxiliary of
the Society of Grandma's Ap
pendix threw a wild, drunken orgy
last Monday. Mrs. Powers' marble
bust has met with an accident."
Chickens, chickens everywhere, and
how the people shriek!
Chickens, chickens everywhere.
It's Bearit every week
For sheer reading regurgitation,
don't milsa "Tremendous Trifles"
by Trigger Gomez. Only in this
column can one learn that
"The Snake frowned. The Buf
falo burped. The Fox Terrier
scraped the ground with his prai
rie silence a thousand to one shots
rang most collegiate. The Frog
croaked." (See issue of Feb. 27.)
"I hereby certify that I have
neither given nor received aid on
this column or expose."
Ed. note . .. That is plain to see
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REPORTORIAL STA:
3ton, Belinda Collum, Pat Ram,
a, Ruth Newell, Gladys Johnso
r Russell, Colleen Morris, Rul
Ite Webb, Ida S. Webb, Betty
Id, Jo-Anne Dellinger, Bob Hort<
Jem Newbury, Henry Mackle
Huntington, Joe Molony.
In This Cc
By CARROLL I
Students on this campus lai
they are far ahead of their elde:
"college halls." In voting unof:
President of the United States
qualm before the words Repub]
tate to cast a ballot for one of t
In a state ivhich is rabidl;
known Republican would be si
students of the state universi
president with a political unk
And, another Republican and
in third place with nearly 20
est Democrat. .
But the votes for Harold Stal
and other sections of the countr
a member of the Republican pE
of the trends of the times.
A Renew<
The heavy voting for Harold
Fire of the people to depart fo
cliche-like tenants of governm
times. Stassen brings somethinj
realm of national politics and t
vein the ballots are going.
Students at Carolina, like the
and questioning of the old reas,
desire a new deal-not the new
but the new deal of better liv
everyone.
A spirit of tolerance is gro
the country, among those wh
study our government, and a
comings of even our great A
companion of this awakening,
that we, too, are not perfect;
always commendable and ti
Southerners can make mistaki
principles of democracy.
This renaissance is coupled vi
in heart and spirit can add muc
government of the people of this
tenees on which the republic res
be added to the house, or the:
without changing the necessary
And it is from this belief t
Stassen and the other youn
scene springs. This is the rea
life, and It is not the breeding
a search for improvement o
Start At
These ideas need not be conf
limited expanse of national aff,
the practical sense on the stum1
What is good in spirit and in i
North Carolina line or the Sava
things that do not meet with c
litical scene of our state. Some
and are violent hams at their
are missed, and we who are botk
in the drama are those who suf:
Our tolerance we allow to k
to the dingy reality of our <
calm weighing of the facts Il
cated set of balances establis:
But we do not need to foil
activity; we may bring our ic
to the dear old magnolia-.cotte
Our beliefs on the national
this is possible and should serv
long-suffering individuals in thiu
a two-party system for many ye
day be holding the reins and can
horse ship of state down our oin
These are facts that should bi
Ln civic affairs on the campus ai
sideration when the all-mighti
rnocraev convene.
.... Harry W Miott, Jr.
George W. Sh9lor, Jr.
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Yttie Moore
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Jay Rodgers, Ruth Patrick,
n, Carolyn Busbee, Carolyn
Pert Blocker, Bob Gillespie,
Frazer, Audrey Chapman,
n, Joy Conard, Ned Threatt,
n, Jimmy Crawford, Grady
>rner..
. GILLIAM
it week demonstrated that
rs outside the time-mellowed
icially for their choice for
in 1948, Carolinians did not
ican or Progressive or hesi
hose parties.
r Democratic, in which a 1
4unned in some areas, the
by prefer a Republican for
nown given second choice.
lone wolf Henry Wallace
votes more than the high.
isen, like those in the North
y, are not for a man who is
rty. They are an indication
I Quest
Stassen show a renewed de
m A -e oud, the wornout and
ent for most of their life
r fresh into the besmirched
) him and the others of his
ir counterparts, are restless
)ns why and why not. They
deal of political handouts
ing and better chances for
wing here and throughout
i have taken the time to
realization of the short
merican traditions is the
We are beginning to see
that our actions are not
at even Americans and
~s in carrying through the
ith a belief that the young
h to national affairs and to
land without destroying the
ts. A new coat of paint may
nterior may be redecorated
foundations.
lhat the support of Harold
rer men on the national
LI grass root of American
ground of radicalism, but
our world.
Home
ned solely to the great un
uirs, but may be applied in
> circuits of South Carolina.
rinciple need not stop at the
nnah river. There are many
ommon approval on the po
)f the actors are mistrusted
business; some of the cues.
spectators and participants
fer.
se its lustre when applied
wn environment and our
a replaced by the compli
lied before we were born.
ow this plan for political
leas in the national realm
n field belt.
field further Indicate that
e as an Indication to those
state who have fought for
ars. After all, we will some
guide South Carolina's one
n paths.
sar out the greater Interest
id should be worthy of con
es of South Carolina ne