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STATE'S DUPLICATI
SERVICES SHOUL[
Surely, education problems are of no little
concern to our representatives and our peo
ple; they hear a great deal of pleading from
us at Carolina, Clemson, The Citadel and the
other state supported institutions who are
always waiting for a share of the meager
handouts that the state can't afford, it
seems.
The institutions of higher learning in
South Carolina are in a sick condition.
They lose many good professors be
cause other universIties, even in the
poor South, offer more than they can
afford to pay. They paint, repaint and
prop up the remains of the buildings
built from the good ole' state appropri
ations of the early nineteenth century
vintage, and tack up the sign, "School as
usual", each year. Our state, our poor,
poor state, with its cosmic expanse of
cotton fields, illiterates, aristocracy and
soil erosion, peters out in support of a
halfway modern school service. It can't
afford to spend enough money for its
sons to be educated much better than the
sons of the old boys whose dreams and
appropriations built the grey-walled
buildings which now crumble and,creak
under the footsteps of Carolina's great,
great grandsons.
haven't really been stingy with the state's
funds, but they've taken on so many chil
dren that not one of them can run a race,
because he must divide his rations with so
many others.
All the time we've certainly distributed
enough colleges in the state to go around,
but not enough money to support them in
the fashion that our neighbors, Georgia and
North Carolina, are accustomed.
Overlapping academics are a drain on
the state's pocketbook. We duplicate
school services and coursefi which could
be well handled by any one of the six
state-supported schools. We're knocking
In This C(
By CARROLL
A Note To The South
Last week you played a trick enough to save fo
on The Gamecock, and we don't selves. And there
like it. Wednesday you gave the come in.
university a new law school build- Besides making
ing, and Thursday you changed resentatives of thi
your mind and took it away. the state purse, w
We were typing up our best the people, too.
speeches of thanks, but now we there could be sp
have to throw them in the waste- better tomorrow
basket and begin pecking out the zens of this state
old begging song and dance again, thing here. You kr
Gentlemen, this procedure is grow. lina really isn't e:
ing monotonous, state you pretend
During the years we were at paign speeches.
war, you talked and planned for But, its greatne
the great state that was to be over here at Car
the veteran's welcome home gift. between four and
But the veteran came to town two your constituents
years ago and is about to pack now. They came
his bags for another leave of ab- sity to learn sor
sence from education, or vocational, bu
And during these two years, yo oebrefcs
have made more promises with This semester
few results. You did give us a covered that the
little over a million dollars, part ing to pay adequ
of a ten million dollar fund. But, ent faculty and
men, this is your state university tions for long ser1
and you gave it only one tenth of come to realize th
that fund, a mere token of the hold its teachers
needs on this side of Senate as you do the pe
Street. know that they ca
You always have shown gen-w awbunchaveofntit
qrosity to the highways, and we yorweluctane tf
appreciate that. You have created while eutnce.
a state constabulary to protect us wiemn
from bodily harm, and for that These students
too we are grateful. You have es- Into war surplus b
tablished a social security admin- mighty hot in the
istration to care for us in our old mer. They have
age, and that was very thought- using laboratory
ful. pecting you to dei
But, gentlemen, we don't want testainso
the state to support us in our They have live<
wheel chair days. We want to be space built for tw<
edncated so that we can earn furniture that shi
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) BE ELIMINATED
ourselves out trying to spread a tea
spoonful of Jam on six pieces of bread
while the youth of South Carolina goes
hungry for a modern education in this
twentieth century. What blunder!
Certainly, we should have deducted by
now that when you attempt to give a littli
to everybody, not much is going to be giver
to anybody. Our mistake now and in the
past has been the failure to consolidate ow
college system in a manner possible to sup
port. We don't have the treasure chests ol
New York and California. We South Caro.
linians should drop our pride in tradition and
eliminate from our school system schoole
which draw on our preciQus resoUree, Add
the funds they would have gotten into een
tral institutions.
Oh, what infamy I Ah, and to be sure
we'll hear death bells should our lips speal
such before the sons and daughters of these
overlapping gravy-soppers. Eliminate theh
alma maters from the purse strings . . .1
Zounds! But, therein lies the answer to the
problem of our long-time lethargy. Not onl3
in the school system, but in the government
tradition and pride have built such tremen.
dous dykes that the surging seas of moderr
educational opportunities are thwarted ir
attempt to irrigate our parched fields ol
ignorance.
We should look ahead to a total program
in education. We should sacrifice traditior
and pride so that our youth may compete
successfully with graduates from the Easl
to the Far West.
Next year, when the legislators seat
themselves to their tasks in the State
House, we hope that they will consider
the revamping of our state system of
supporting schools of higher learning.
We hope they will soon provide an ef
fective coordination of our colleges,
eliminating some of them if necessary,
so that all of them will not die the slow
and treacherous death of malnutrition.
rner ..
L. GILLIAM
Carolina Legislature
r that day our- fire wood long ago. They k.nov
is where you that their university Is poor, bu1
they have had faith in your om
niscience.
laws, you rep- And, gentlemen, they wondei
a people control when they learn that Caifornli
hich is filled by gave its college system 46 mil
That money In lion dollar, In 1946. They knov
ent to create a that California is richer, but the:
making the citi- know that legislators In state.
unount to some- with finances in the same condi,
ow, South Caro- tions as ours have done bettel
Cactly the great than you did.
in those cam- They all know that you art
wasting money - in maintaininj
is could be born overlapping departments , in aL
olina. We have state-supported schools, but the:
five thousand of know that you respect tradition
on this campus and have waited for a gradua
to their univer- elimination of this condition.
mething cultural Yes, gentlemen, we at Carolina
t are learning have been waiting and hoping tha
you would realize that the oppor
they have dis- tunity is fast slipping away. We
state -Is unwill- know that you are always slow ta
ately a compet- act and have had patience, bu
provide' promo- now that too is wearing out.
rices. They have Now, we read in the papers tha
at Carolina can't there will be a primary this sunm
with promises, mer. We also read that most c
ople. And, they you are going to ask to serve th
n't be taught by people again, and that poses
, which is what problem for us.
rou do not chr We know that you really was
pay for worth- to sev the people, but, some
how, we have gotten the imnprei
have crowded sion that you are not'serving uii
itildings that get the students, who are also peopl4
spring and sum- We really hate to scratch u
dpubled up in many names in the polls in AM
equipment, ex- gust. It really pains, but we ar
something about afraid that is about all we ca
do.
I by fours in a We. are sorry, but we know the
>, and have used it will hurt you more than it hurt
ould have been us so we have ..o coce
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OSBORNE GOMEZ
Tremendous Trifles
Point Of Etiquette
I had a singular experience the other day, one that yet causes me
some concern when reflecting on my behavior at the time. I was
waiting outside of a millinery, gazing nonchalantly through the show
window, when suddenly a man stepped .in.the window and placed on
the head of a manikin the most ridiculous hat I have ever seen. The
thing was so fant4stic that for an instant I was taken aback; in fact,
I took two steps back, and in so-doing unwittingly trod upon the paw
of a small cocker spaniel. But at once, with a half-pirouette and
releve, to the accompaniment of a fearful shriek from the animal, I
removed my foot. And turning to th om ov-h lzd th 4^i by
a halter I apologized for having stepped on its paw. In doing this
I may have blundered. Tell me, if you are familiar with this point
of etiquette, was I right in apologizing to the woman, or should I
have apologized to the dog?
Man From Mars
During the war, a fellow naval aviation cadet lost his direction
while on a training flight in central Georgia. Decidlng to land and'
inquire as to his whereabouts, he brought his plane down near a
Negro schoolhouse. He climbed. out of the plane and, dressed in his
Martian-like flying apparel, approached several small Negro boys
who were standing some distance away.
"Hey, where am I?" he shouted to them.
There was a minute's silence, then one of the boys cupped his hands
to his mouth and cried, "You is i de United States!"
If I were stranded on a desert ile
And found a book by Cotton Mather while
Walking (for lack of entertainment), I'd
Promptly throw it haek into the tide.
The Quality Of Mercy
A very disillusioned young man was seated on a park bench. Pres
ently a hobo happened along, and seeing the pathetic figure slouched
over with his face in his hands inquired why he was so disconsolate.
'"Because I am a failure," replied the youth. "I have devoted the
best years of my life to music. I have slaved to become a concert vio
linist, but now I realize that I can never fulfill that ambition, for I
am almost blind. I can no longer read music."
The hobo laid a compassionate hand on the young man's shoulder.
"Now there, son. It's not as bad as all that. You can still play the
violin, can't you?"
"Yes," answered the lad, "I can still play, but--"
"Then you shouldn't feel bad at all," said the hobo, soothingly.
"Why I can't even do that."
One World
What this world needs Is a Martian Invasion so that all nations
could unita to fight a common enemy.
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AL BAERET
The Fable Of The Happy Rooster
One day a rooster on the chicken farm wandered into one
of the adjoining pastVures. There he saw something that
changed his whole chicken existence. He saw a mule. Rather
a mule and a farmer.
The mule was standing stock still. Rooted right there in
the daisies. The rooster (his name was Humphrey) stayed
all morning watching the goings-on. 'that poor old farmer
did everything under the sun to make that mule move. First
he tugged and pulled and hauled on the front end. Then he
pushed and shoved and (after he was sure nobody was
looking) kicked on the back end. Then he'd swear at the
mule. And stand around about exhausted for awhile and
then start all over again.
About mid-morning the farmer got desperate. He was so
short of breath he was panting. But he put his arm around
the mules neck and whispered softly into its ear. "Mule,"
he says, "Mule, listen to me. I got some wonderful feed over
on the other side of that hill for you. Move just enough so
you can see it, mule." The mule didn't even twitch an ear,
Finally after' hours more of tugging and pushing the
farmer did get the mule to move a little. Backwards. Or
ruaybe sideways once in a while. But never would that mule
go forward. Never.
Humphery scurried back to the chicken farm and perched
for a long time on a fence post thinking about the .mule.
That mule's got the right idea. If I'm like that mule I'll
really go places!
About that time Mrs. MacUlty came out of the barn
clucking for the chickens to come and get the feed she was
scattering around. Humphery liked the feed and was plenty
tired from his morning in the pasture, so he hopped down
from the fence pqst. Then he 'remembered the mule. H.
hopped right back up on the fence.
Then Mrs. MacUlty put the mash around in all the feeders
and started counting the chickens. That's how she kept
track of them and made sure they were all growing prop
erly and such. But just in case one of the roosters should
wander off and not get back or a hen was busy with her
brooding she'd let them be away six times each blue moon.
Humphery went hungry all six times perched up there on
his fence post. Wouldn't even go for the corn. No, sir. Hurn
phery remembered that mule.
Now all different chickens would coine up to Humphery
and try to get him to get into things on the chicken farm.
"We're going to drow tonight," they'd say. "Don't you want
to come out and crow, too, Humphery ?" Humphery forgot
himself and looked interested. "We don't care how you crow
or what you crow about, just so long as you have fun crow
ing with us, Humphery." Humphery almost went with them.
Alas! But then--he remembered the mule.
And then some hens would flutter around him and ruffle
a few feathers here and there. "Come on over Sunday night,"
they'd coo. And then they would waddle coyly away glanc
ing back over their tails at Humphery on the fence.
Humphery liked hens. He'd crane his neck and nearly
fall off the fence when they would whiffle by. But (tsk,
tsk) he always kept a firm grip on the post and on himself.
Same old reason.
And then the Gamecock chickens wanted him to help
them out. And the Barnyard Reviewers. And most of all the
others at one time or another.
When Humphery did get into something he did it just like
the mule. Backed into it. Got roped in, somehow.
Then one day by mistake Humphery got mixed up with a
group of roosters that were going out into the great cock
fight. They all stopped at the gate and stood for a long
time looking back at the chicken farm. Humphery suddenly
saw all the things he had been missing. All the wonderful
feed Mrs. MaeUlty was giving out. All the things he could
have been doing with the other hens and roosters, Humphery
wondered where he had been and what he had been doing
all of the time that he had been on the chicken farm. It all
seemed a blank.
Too late now. Too late. He'd never be on the wondeful
chicken' farm again. He turned with the others and very
unhappily started to go with them out Into the great cock
fight.
But Mrs. MacUlty spotted Humphery. She picked him up
by the tail feathers and carted him back to the farm. No
chicken of hers was going out into the great cockfight be
fore she'd at least had time enough to put plenty of feed
in front of him, or give him plenty of time to know and culti
vate the other roosters. Of course, you can lead a rooster to
water bueyou can't make him drink. But that wasn't poor
Mrs. MacUlty's fault. She was going to keep Humphrey
there as long as he was supposed to be.
But when Humphery got back on the farm he was all
changed. He started looking arouhd him and became aware
of what was going on. It was pretty hard at first. There
were so many other roosters that had seen that mule. And rr
all the selfish roosters that were working so hard to become
hollow bothered him fok awhile, too. But Humphery just
didn't pay any attention to them.
That's how he beame h appyrooter