The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 23, 1948, Page Page Two, Image 2
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Editor .................................. Robert Isbell
Managing Editor..................Carroll L. Gilliam
News Editor ............................Jean Hill
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Society Editor .......................Norine Corley
Campus Editor .....................James Sheridan
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Naught Without Labor
During the coming semester we of The Gamecock hope
to stimulate our readers in the interest of the things we
hold necessary for their welfare, of the university, and of
the people of South Carolina.
We hope to reawaken interest in the affairs which govern'
us now and which have direct bearing on our future.
We hope to provoke serious deliberation on our duties as
c iti zens, to% vote 1i n y, and t^ t ve%ov-+ d""'-"
our government, with the purpose of bettering ourselves
and our people.
We will encourage increased development of resources
and industries which we have access to in our state so that
we may stand on the level economically with the rest of the
nation. -
We wish to influence the tearing down of bad traditions
and customs which have long impeded the building of better
education and government.
Then we intend to put out a better newspaper than has
ever been put out before at the university, with the knowl
edge that this ambition will be hard to realize.
To be consistent with this program, we must make te
university proud of The Gamecock, a medium by which
many will come to know us.
A new staff will be busy during the next semester writing,
paning,ucopyieaing, proo haeadisstog ming stat poathat
the may stan o thatg lee cnclywith publishit ofpathe
The wst ilepct ltte honri own pris beaus traitos
wh comhc have gonongor thmpeded heie buile.n ofTheri
alwaysion andavenent.ometsm go,soebd
whihe all intdsu to rpution-bther knwspolirtican get.
everabee ptotefre aths wh unvecritcs, bt thei know
egein tare oni atio whol br hro inprationrahe. ta
universemeserodf The Gamecock,i agedumith whic
wrirapinncop wheaig prouct re ad,mable, but faes,
teeses t heanyalitng s that go mpublishingeaspaper.
Theist' nopet onyih ligto ofr paieok because indica
tive motgnizaions one he rceived. Wittere. There
wic aln addupt too creaotianontrutive ork,icand ge.
pcAlways where thre ihse hoo invved rtheresm, but thseg
wheestiots are drecwhoed agans these inprojts,ionahr rean
ofathi nemtegrTef thmcc. spaue ihmn
Wintespirantsvwhoe thesctsope amirabe, bto ae of
pts osses unierquitieso th govenmen of atnesae
ands qati. An b amertino su-divied cndirton which
Thysd not approvte pcigh ol Te Gamouht abot tshrnduca
brveod mthiinganizations on on aps thereert.r
There atte p oximcratey 4,60 costuteveswork,end te
unesiy, andr there are easily 4,600lved,s eeol be rome
twoerffrt adacingtdgis themsle,tershooljects,heir rld.o
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teresttand a ito orknc here peopre isa heed. ae
paT ohe uveksillte nd tof thgoecrticis advaned stat
lazy mains.u willmeorage th sugesecotions ofwhose
wose thinking I i and 'cnsv oscintlons tr woulrts. e
Toreembr tatproximae interestedend attendig for
augreery Carntea. eesl ,0 ak ob efre
towr Padvancing Wardlvs, hafthe school nd teducatold
The uneskstca forl me topha 36t yars diednundayn
aterstoan afe aillnesswork whreworwekisnedd
Hs pamecock wil theend o agnd rat eavance Sbyt
Cazyoinduco, but heouenhe ofsugeaiongs those
to teemeo this eth,oaetrestdawreied ontlfiheo
asa dtrada greaterr f ta Carolina.
aThoh movesty ofors or thaprsnt stuentrbod died Snay
know paim, wa thae poed touogh his ligra ean South
Carolina ieducation, btte ecauene fhs lied. igswl
OUR AMIERICAN
ThLAST i
AN OLD WEATHE;
IS BUILT OF THE
BROUGHT
Just a Few Opening Comments: p
You will find this column no t
more than a hodge-podge of com- d
ments and quotations on almost
anything under the sun. Most of
this probably won't interest you,
but remember that, after all, b
man cannot live by sex alone.
If there be a passing of the
war belts, please count this col
Vmn out. Peace, it's wonderfull
IP
All comments will be welcomed g
and printed (if desired, with or 1
Nvithout names as requested), just e
so long as the paper isn't so t
scorched the writing can't be
read. So. verily, verily-our best
friends are our bravest enenies.
And these columns are presented
to the readr in the se spirit
that Shakespeare's Touchstone t
presented his bride-to-be to the
Duke. "A poor virgin, sir; and
ill-favored thing, sir; but mine
own."4
The Idea of a University Ic
d
There are many approaches to
the problem. Let's not bother t
with any of them and just wan- s
der instead. May the tortures of c
organizing material be forever t
confined to English 12.
"A university is where gentle
scholars wend their cloistered
ways in search of knowledge, shel
tered and unto themselves." Ob
viously written sometime way 8
s
back B.C. (before canteens). If
this were true, graduation would
be held on the Library steps and
consist only of stretching diplomas
over pale, mildewed forms brought v
out on stretchers, sans life, sans
love, sans eyesight-only for the (
graduates to blink in the light like e
new-born field mice, then feebly I
creep back among the shadowy ,
stacks of books. Can these of the e
ticker tape minds, these hollow ~
shells that patiently stand four
years slowly being filled withr
facts and figures be the truee
Game
Public exasperation is being
reached these days on the antics
of those men elected to govern
us. Citizens far and wide are
crying to the heavens about the
sad condition of this world. In
South Carolina all become lachry
mose at the mention of the future
of the state and just where we
are all going to find ourselves
some day.
Let's not fool ourselves! It's
true that we don't have much, but
we have the capacity to have
more. And, if the energy spent
complaining about our pathetic
little world was expended in mak
ing It better, soon we would ar
rive, not at a Utopia, but at a
better way of living.
We east ballots and elect men
to represent us in carrying out
our business of being citizens.
These men bungle1 they make us
call them fools; we wonder why
we put them where they are. But
what more do we do? We don't
seek to understand their prb
lems, which are actually ours. We
don't try to find better and more
capable men to replace them. We
just comnplain and remark aboutj
the low price of cotton and pass
down the unpaved sidewalk.
The complaint is a balm for
the conscience, but it is no balm
for life. --
As Ma Said
Ma Kettle in "The Egg and I" I
was a nrtatof the citizenr.
HERITAGE
-o^ OF TW*#AMO
'-BEATEN BAR IN Jordans, BIc
WOOD OF THE GOOD SIP WHK
THE PILGRIMS T AMERICA
"in and Bahrei
AL BAHRET -
roducts of a university educa- it
on? Already one good definition ne
own ie drain. mIu
wo
"This university should capture eal
he imagination; it is a plot of bl
arth where hopes dwell, am- ly
itions spring, where all of life w
i cubicled for sampling, chang- j
ig the boy into a man, here is
is nature set, and ever are they
art who tread this hallowed wli
Tound, this Carolinal" Sounds aR
ike 'we're on an oasis in the des- an
rt regions. But ah, this gem, ha
his emerald isle, this Carolina! no
Lil
And a place where ambitions toi
pring? Looks like the modern Ar
tudent is moved more by gr
.nxiety as he hurdles from test "A
o test than by ambition. ba
Maybe a university is its spirit. tir
Note: no "s" on spirit). Now, th
ot the "Push 'em Back Rah de
wow) Rah" stuff, but the type 'r
f * thing like when you're at a P
ance and you've just cut in and m
ou've already zsLepped on her feet
%vice, kicked her, asked her if in
he was from Charleston and in bo
ther ways hoteA nhinrgs up, and tic
hen in the icy stillness she asks pr
,ou where you go to selool and m<
,ou say "U.S.C." and she sighs pa
doringly and lets you dance se4
loser. It should happen only to lik
rale men ? (Not that this doesn't
appen every day to Carolina men, Or
trong and true, but it doesn't
elp explain why we're here at spi
university. Or does it?) c
Maybe the motto of the uni
ersity should be changed to wi
Thou shalt not pass by much" te
wrought into Latin of course) to tu
xplain things. That would satis- w
y the bibliopilers as well as the lei
riembers of the Misplaced Beach- ho
ombers Society. The one extreme va
roup, momentarily expecting to te~
nherit the earth, that worms so by
nanfully through dusty mounds un
f dry yellowed pages, could carry Is
I: and Black 1
- CARROLL GIIAIAM -
M4a sat on a rickety porch, with ra
~hickens crawling all over the thi
lace, the stench of the manure H
ijle in front of the barn in her pi
iostriis, while Pa scouted the in
~ountry-side complaining and try- te
ng to borrow from others. cI
Ma explained that taxes had m
lone up, therefore, no money to R
my fencing and a manure
ipreader. Whined she, "It's them re
:rooks in Washington, all the time de
xeing bribed and buyin' their- a,
selves big. cars with our money. aj
think them politicians can take og
their crooked laws and stuff 'em." te
So she sat, while the house fell be
in, the chickens overran the place, at
and the barnyard smell swept W
across the neighborhood. al
Ma could easily have been from a
South Carolina. In feet, she would
have made an admirable Univer
sity of South Carolina student. w
She would have .been voted Miss M
Average Student in a walkaway. fi
F~or her philosophy abound on this d<
sampus and Its suburb, the state. ti
'At Carolina, the majority of the d<
student body Is long on the com- re
plaint and short on the action.. vi
[rhere Is small and weak partici. Ia
pation in the activities supposed
y established for our benefit.. t
['his naturally result. in the aP- tii
earance that a fog students are se
'running everything." in
One member of our studeint sa
ody said the other day that he ai
ould name twenty stndent. who ka
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aloft on their pure white ban
. 'Thou shalt not pass by
chl" And they don't. They W
uld no more pass by a moth- n(
en ton,e without picking it up,
wing fhe dust off, and learned
thuml.ing through it than they W
uld think of having a date, or fi
niing a club.
knd those at the other pole,
ose abode is the canteen, living
idst heaps of lipsticked straws w
I empty bottles, might also ti
ve for their motto "Thou shalt at
b pass by much!" They don't
ce the lilies of the field-they P
1 not, neither do they spin. df
ything above passing is a dis
ace, a mistake, and a grade of
." is -something stamped on milk t
ile tops. They do pass (some- 0
ies) only because -the rules of r(
game say they have to in or- 0
r to stay on the merry-go
und. Anything else is just ne
is ultra, if you' know what I S1
an. h
As most everyone is somewhere al
between, each one could apply C
bh meanings, juggling the frac
ntoz meet the case. Event the
>fessors could have the whole
tto in their hearts, as the first
rt, "Thous shalt not pass,"
,ms to be engraved there now,
e on a tombstone.
te Last Try (by McVey):
A C1
M university is a place; it is a
rit; it is men of learning, a
lection of books, laboratories 'r
Lere work in science goes for
rd; it is the source of the
ching of the beauties of libea- t
e and the arts; it is the center
Lere ambitious youth gathers to.
rn; it protects the traditions,
nors the new and tests its 'A
lue; it believes in truth, pro
its against error, and leads men el
reason rather than by ferce. A
iversity is a place. .. a spirit...
oursa?...
n the student affairs. He named
em off a a moment's notice.
is figure is purely arbitrary,
rhaps a little small, but to be
eluded on his list should be flat
ry for one one, but to be In
aided would kill many well
eaning hearts.
ededication?
ThIs year we are supposed to
dedicate ourselves to freedom,
mocracy and the like which, we
e told, are our priceless herit
re. That's all well and good, but
r heritage consisted of some
ing more. Here, It also con
ined wornout land, a people
arved of progress feasting on
ar-borne prosperity and quaking
the thought of its going, and
craving for better conditions,
onomically and socially.
To. get the' last Is that to which
a should be dedicating ourselves.
'e don't wish to be slaves of the
iture that Is never to come; we
mn't want an axiomatic "strength
rough joy" movement; but, we
want a prosperity and a prog
es for the state and the uni
irsity that Is built with our own
boy,.
Complaint, can be made, but*to
em should be added the sugges
n of a better way of doing
mething and then the actual do
g it. This isathe only w.~yto be
tisfied with what is happening
ound us--to be a part of it and
wow that it Is for our good.
(In our last episode of those little-known factsbe1$
e history of our nation Paul Revere, the Gene Autry
ntaloon days, had become slightly waeky, due, no doubt
the fact that the car would soon replace his mode (
,omotion. He talked to himself at all' times, and strange
ill, entirely in Arabic, claiming he refused to let strang g
ten to his secrets. In diagnosis, Pasteur noted symptoni:.
the dread disease Solitaria, and, claimed no cure. But og
e night of his famed ride through Middlesex Village, et,
ul caught a severe case of laryngitis, thus couldn't he0
mself talk, and became completely cured.
Because of his miraculous recovery Paul decided to
te his remaining years to helping those in his forme.
ight and thus became the country's first -psychiatrist.,&eI
en revolutionized the profession by inventing a sure eu
r sufferers of the malady known as Privvyphobia, the
kcontrollable desire to write on walls. His cure, a fountai,
n which leaked from seven different apertures, made such
fferers disappear fron' the American scene entirely unt.
e birth of Kilroy.)
IV
Shortly after, following the industrial revolution, a batthI
tween the roundheads and flattops in the nail busine%s
rcy Padmore III made a meteoric rise in the financia
)rld, and had shortly become Wall Street's greatest mag
t. His business, "Padmore Co.," revolutionized women's
aar, and his motto, "Make your torso moreso; we fix flats,
is instrumental in popularizing the new look.'He was the
rst to recognize the importance of making mountains out
molehills.
Shortl ythereafter, due to hij lines of business, Padmore
ent to pieces and was'confinel to a sanitarium. Even of
e highest class' socially, he insisted on wearing formal
raight jackets in the evening, and occupied himself with.
.rfecting a synthetic rubber injection for Los Angeles pe.
strians, so that they would bounce when hit.
The loss of the nation's greatest financial typhoon threw
ie country into turmoil, and depression gripped America,
rly on the old Southern plantations was there still any
mnant of high living. Here all was calm and serene. The
Id South lived on I
At "Old Sunnybrook," home of Cunnel Throckmorton
;anislous Culpepper, or "Massa T.S.," as he was known by
s faithful slaves, the Cunnel, complete with black coat
id goatee, said to his beautiful dotter one morning, "Honq
ile, Pappy's gotta go to town and pose for another blended
)urbon ad. Ah'll be back soon."
"But pappy," exclaimed Honey Chile, "yo forgot yo
ousers agin."
"So ah did, so ah did. It happens every winter when l
its on my lonriem. Can't feel the dadburned things, and d
)eps unbuttoning my back flap looking for my handker.
iief. Been wondering whar that draft came frum."
While the Cunnel wuz dressing, Honey Chile said, "Papp,
%ember that hurricane we had last week? One of our chio
mns got her tail caught in it, and laid the same egg 16
mes."
"Thas nuthin', chile. Last year one of them chickens got
ito my case of scotch one day, and laid mothballs for two
eeks. Well, I'm off to town. Goodby"
As you see, the South had little care, but those poor
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