The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 12, 1947, Page Page Two, Image 2
CROWING FOR A GREATER
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA
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STAFF
Editor .................... Bill Routh
Managing Editor ............ Bob Isbell
Business Manager .. Harry W. Hiott, Jr.
EDITORIAL STAFF
News Editor .............. Carroll Gilliam
Society Editor .......... Belinda Collum
Feature Editor ................ Jean Davis
Co-Sports Editors
Don Barton, Ken Baldwin
Exchange Editor ..... ..... Norine Corley
Cartoonist ................ Sam Boylston
REPORTERS: Jack Morgan. Jean Hill. Tillie Young. Jack
Matthews. Henry Walker. Say. Gaston. Bernard Manning. Jane
Dew*. Beb Horton. Jimmy Crawford. Ida S. Webb. Marguerite
Webb. Robert Gillespie. Rupert Blocker. Carolyn Busbee. Alva C.
Singley. O. L. Gunter. Lee Butler. F. J. Rodgers. Betty Jean
Strom. Betty Ann Putnam. Ann Moore. Laura Speed. Ann Rogers.
Pat Ram, Betty Clark. Jo Ann Dellinger, Frances Harper. LeRoy
Taggert. Betty Frazer. Van Newman. James Sheridan and Sam
W. Ayers.
BUSINESS STAFF: Allen MacEachern. Dol Coskrey. Lois Mo.
Bride. Eleanor Wilson. B. J. Livingston. Jeanne Simpson. Luki
Bennett and Electa Hall.
Commission Could Do Santa
One Better, Help the State
Admiral Smith, in requesting one million
dollars from the State Budget Qommission
to purchase additional land in the vicinity
of the university campus, merely repeated
his words of the past year.
In 1946, the same man asked for the same
amount for the same purpose. At that time
the university was bulging at the seams for
lack of land on which to situate the build
ings that it hoped to get. The same uni
versity is still straining, and still hoping.
Land, it seems, is a necessary commodity
in building a great campus for an educa
tional institution. The University of South
Carolina has 46 acres on which even the
blades of grass must fight, each other for
rooting space, and none is left for such in
consequential things as a new law school
building, a student union building, a new
gymnasium, etc., etc.
The commission and the legislature would
do well to lend an intelligent ear to the re
quests of the head of this university. For
now is the time of great building by the
educational systems all over the country,
and we are being left in the dust aroused
by the laying of cornerstones by others.
In our own state a large new university
plant has been constructed in the last year.
Bob Jones at Greenville has spent several
million dollars in establishing itself and will
Now Read TMu
Official Organizati,
(Editor's note: All announce- ter. Every stud
nments must be registered at the Iattend.
information desk in Maxcy lobby
before being accepted for publi- Your Vespersi
cation. Deadlines for the forth- day at 7 p. mi.
coming Issue of Friday, Decem- Welcome to all.
ber 19 is 12 a. mn. Monday, De
cember 15. The Canterbu
________will be given
The International Relations club 6 p. m. in the
will meet in Flinn Hall each Wed- Trinity Episco
nesday night at 7:30. students are we
The Hillel Sc
Carolina Christian Service Club other Sunday at
meets every Friday at 7 p. mn., on Tree of Life Syr
2nd floor of Flinn Hall. Refresh- to all students.
mnents are served after the pro- -
gram. Everyone is invited. The Newman
first and third
Wesley Foundation meets every month in 101]
Sunday at 10 a. mn. at the Wash- 7:30 p. m. All
ington Street Methodist Church. come.
In addition, the Foundation holds ''
an informal recreation party each The staff of
Saturday night from 8 to 10:30 zine will meet
p. in., at the church. Come and 4:30 p. mi. on t1
join the fun! Flinn Hall.
Kappa Sigmi
The Episcopal Communion Serv- fraternity will
Ice is held every Thursday at 7:15 every Tuesday
p. in., In Flinn Hall. Legare College.
Clariosophic Literary Society Westminster
will meet every Tuesday night at every Wednesda:
7 p. mn., on third floor of Legare First Presbyteri
College. You are Invited to attend. come to all stut
Your devotional period is ob- --
served *very afternoon. Monday The Canterbi
through Friday, from 1:80 to 1:50 every Wedneade
p. in., at the Baptist Student Cen- Trrinity Episcopi
probably spend several more before it is
finished. This money was. raised for the
most part by passing the collection plate.
Unfortunately, we cannot pass such, but
must stand with hat in hand and wait for
state bookkeepers to add up the costs of
extra pay, highways,. high schools, etc.
What is left will be doled out, and we,
naturally, are only too glad to receive it.
By granting the university the money re
quested, the state could begin to give the
attention due the state university. This
would be the first simple step in building
a plapt, modern in aspect and traditional
in service, for the university of the people.
All South Carolinians, Columbians in
cluded, would be proud to see a newer, more -
efficient institution rise where now an old,
time worn, cramped establishment now
stands. To borrow an expression from the
late lamented Fuehrer, the university needs
lebensraum. -
So, the commission and the General As
sembly could grant the university no bettter
Christmas gift than a belated one million
dollars carrying with it the blessings of the
people of the state, giving hope to the de
sires for a greater Carolina.
Attendance at Open Meeting
Showed Many Voters Absent
Last Thursday the Senior Class, at its
own unanimous request, was invited, along
with the entire student body, to a student
council meeting held openly in the Chapel.
Although less than two dozen attended, the
turnout indicated that there were at least
a small number of students on the campus
who are generally interested in what their
student government is doing.
However, the few who showed enough in
terest to be there were outnumbered more
than three times by those seniors who
urgently wanted open council meetings.
Along with this it seems that there are
many persons who will vote for any measuro
just to get home a little earlier.
Perhaps we will all know more about
student interest in government after this
week's meeting.
Fashions Sacrifice Freedom
While Others Are Wanting
In spite of all the cracks pro and con
about the longer skirt length, the situation
does have a serious aspect.
For years woman has been trying to gain
freedom of dress. She fought tooth and
nail to rid herself of the hoop skirt, the
bustle and other excess unmentionable ar
ticles of costume. Now when the point ar
rives at which the young lady of the day
can dress to be comfortable and still appear
pleasing to the masculine eye, up pop a few
influential clothing designers, and bang
goes the goal. Either the young lady of
this age is foolish, or the clothing manufac
turers have them by the ears.
With prices and the world situation what.
it is, I hope the American girl feels proud
of herself when she buys a new wardrobe,
since the world in general is in great need
of all the available clothing material. Peo
ple in other lands will go almost naked for
the lack of fabrics, while some women wear
excess wool for fashion's sake.- (A. C. P.)
n Announcements
ent is invited to IThe Carolina Review meets
every Wednesday at 4 p. mn. in
-306, McKissick Library. Come on,
s held every Sun- you students, and try out! Every
in the Chapel- body's welcome.
- Carolina Spirit, Inc., the Booster
ry Club supper Club that is, meets every Wed
ivery Sunday at nesday at 4:30 in the Chapel
Parish House of Come one, come all.
pal Church-All ____
come.The Spartanburg County Club
sceymeseeywill meet every first and third
cietyp m.ts er Tuesday of the month in 101 Le
agogue-Welcome gare College at 7 p. mn.
El Circulo De Espanol will meet
Club meets every Thursday, December 18, at 4.30
Tuesday of the p. m. in the Faculty room, third
egare College at floor, McKissick Library. All
students are wel- Spanish students are invited.
-There will be a meeting of all
the Humor Maga- WUSC staff members on Mon
every Monday at jday, December 15, at 6:16 p. mn.
hie second floor of
Sophomore "Y" Canteen open
every Tuesday and Friday night
a Kappa service from 8 'til 11 p. mn. in Ffmnn Hall.
hold its meetings Dates not necessary. Come join
it 8 p. mn., in 101 the fun.
Felwsi mes The Garnet and Black will hold
Fellowsp mtsh a staff meeting every Tuesday af
~rat 8Churcah-e- ternoon from 4 to 6 p. in. in the
aents Cuh-e G & B office, Sims rear.
iry tea is given Sophomore "Y" luncheon is held
y at 6 p. m. in every -Wednesday at 1 p. m. on
ii Parish Hose I second floor Fian Hall.
~~~~ VARSITY Mogoxn
For Young Men
"I fee so safe and scure with
OBITER
By BENJAMI
THEME FOR TODAY ...
"LITTLE WILLIE"
lUMBER ONE. ..
Willie, bedecked in bows and
sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burned
to ashes.
Presently the room grew chilly,
But no one cared to stir up
Willie.
(Ain't that awful?)
T SAYS HERE...
'he midnight ride of Paul for beer
,ed to a warmer hemisphere!!!
'HEMISTRY AND MAN . . .
At a recent Sophomore "Y"
uncheon, a local Methodist min
ster, who was the guest speaker,
rave a rather impressive talk on
he importance of the soul and
he insignificance of the body.
kdding a bit of color to his ser
non the good pastor gave a
hemical analysis of the human
orso thusly:
3ulphur--enough to rid a dog of
fleas,
[,ime-enough to whitewash a
chicken-coop,
Fat-enough to make six bars of
soap (varies),
[ron-enough to make a six-penny
nail,
Phosphorous-enough for one box
of matches,
Sugar-enough to sweeten ten
cups of coffee,
Potassium-enough to explode a
toy cannon,
Total value-870.
NUMBER TWO ...
Willie fell down the elevator,
Where they found him six
weeks later.
All the neighbors said, "Ge4
whiz,
What a spoiled child Willie is!'
(Oh wait till you read the others)
TAKE A LOOK FOR
YOURSELF...
Note page three of the pamph
let for Religious Emphasis Week
the minister mentioned above tok
us. There are a list of titler
given under the heading "SEMI.
MARS." They read:
"LOVE, COURTSHIP, ANI
MARRIAGE"
"THAT'S FOR ME .. .
THIS CAME FROM...
Hall College, in Waynesboro, Va
and it goes like this. Pay atten
tion, dear readers.
"The world is old, yet likes t
laugh
New jokes are hard to find
A whole new editorial staff
Can't tickle every mind;
So if you see some ancient jok
Decked out in modern guise,
Don't frown and call the thin
a fake,
Just laugh, don't be too wist
OH, OH .. .
After this, some people wi
doubtless say, "Ha, I told yc
so.",
One of the more telling blow~
to the "new book" was dealt b
a cartoonist at the Universityc
Syracuse. One male observe
loudly to another as a long
skirted coed passed, "Well, ther
goes another bow-legged one!"
HO, HUM .. .
The first thing needed to mak
a rem come tre is to wake um
your orms around me, Harryl"
DICTA
K ALOUYSIS
WALTER LIPPMANN . . .
"The right to talk may be i
beginning of freedom, but the i
cessity of listening is wl
makes the right important . .
NUMBER THREE...
Into the cistern little Willi4
Pushed his little sister, Lil
Mother couldn't find 1
daughter;
Now we sterilize the water
(They get better later... read i
IN OUR LOCAL COURT...
A motorist who was arres
for speeding lost his temper i
called the traffic officer an j
In addition to fining him,
Judge reproved him for the na,
calling.
"Then I mustn't call the
liceman an ass?" he inquired.
"Certainly not!" the judge
swered.
"But," the man continued, "
wouldn't mind if I called an
a policeman, would you?"
"Not at all," grinned the juc
"if it gives you any satisfactic
Whereupon the motorist tur
to the cop that had arrested 1
and said: "Good-bye, policemi
GOOD BUSINESS . ..
The merchant laid in a sup
of cushions and then put a a
in his window that announ
"underthings for Nudists."
JOKE...
A celebrated detective died
applied for admission to Heal
At the gates he was stopped
an attendant who said: "W
full up; you'll have to go on
waiting list."
The detective wouldn't have
however, so the attendant fin
said: "If you can pick Adam
of the millions of people in thl
I'll let you stay." So the de
tive elbowved his way inside.
In a quarter of an hour he
back, arm in arm with Adam.
guardian of the gates
amazed. "How on earth did
find him?"
"Quite simple," the detec
replied, "I just looked for a
without a navel."
NUMBER FOU...
Little Willie hung his sisi
She was dead before we mi
her.
Willie's always up to tricl
Ain't he cute! He's only
SPEAKING OF CHILDREN
In this day and age, yout
nothing if not ambitious.
Just the other day I asked
little nephew what he wante
be when he grew up." His ans
"Alive."
.J NUMBER FIVE .. .
Little Will, with Father's
a Punctured Grandma just
fun.
Mother said, "You hateful
'Twas the last shell Fi
had."
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(Synopsis: As we last glanced back into the pages of
time, the Pilgrims were fighting it out with Injuns on the
Plains of Men, which was later made into a movie starring
Gary Cooper. But love also entered the picture.
About the middle of the second reel, Miles Standish sends
John Alden over to see Priscilla Mullins about marriage be
cause Miles, as we have already heard rumored, was a bash
ful chap. 'But Priscilla, as we find out right after the
commercial, is really enamored of John. And John, the
brute, is making eyes at Mary Marlin, who later became
- his other wife, and then . . . But wait!!!
- John, on bended knee, gazed deep into Priscilla's bifocals,
and gushed, "Priscilla, Miles Standish thinks you're lovely,
Miles Standish thinks you're wonderful, Miles Standish
thinks you're grand ... "
And then Priscilla interrupted, "But why don't you speak
- for yourself, John?"
"You really mean it ?" asked John gravely.
"Yes."
he "O.K. Priscilla, I think you're the . . . lousiest, ugliest,
ie- sloppy ole bag I've ever seen 1!"
at With this, The Great Migration began, and Cole Porteur
got the inspiration for his great hit, "Atomic Power.")
III
After the Civil War came the Reconstruction, the period
y. of great American invention. In this period came Eli Whit
er ney and his Gin Mill, the first widely-publicized still. Then
we had James Watt and his electric bulb, Ameche and his
telephone, Fulton and his fish market, Edison and his phono
graph. And it was with tremendous foresight that he hired
that wonderful little songstress, Florence Nightengale, to
make records for him.
ted Women have been all mixed up with history. Our glorious
nd women! Rocking destiny with one hand and the cradle with
"h". the other. American women have stood flinchingly side
ne- by side while America exhumed its first breaths of life.
Paul Revere waked up the nation, but who waked up Paul?
po- It was Mrs. Revere! Shortly after shedding his sleeping
flannels for the more conventional pantaloons, Paul was
an- speeding through the Middlesex, etc., night on "Kemtone,"
the son of trusty "Old Paint." Presently he came to the
u first Patriot home, and galloped into the yard shouting,
"Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Brown, is your husband home?"
ge, From the dark house came, "Yes."
n." "Tell him to get his horse quick. The British are com
ed ing." And Paul galloped on.
, He soon came to the next house on his route, sped into
the yard and yelled, "Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Smith, is your hus
band home?"
Came the answer, "Yes."
"Tell him to jump on his horse fast. The British are com
ced ing." And Paul galloped on.
Shortly he came to another house, and he turned into
the yard shouting, "Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, is your hus
band home?"
and "No."
ren. "Whoa, horsey!!"
by Thus it goes. Down through the ages women have played
are their greatest role, that of women. They come in a re
posing cavalcade from the origin of this country to its very
it, inception. Who poured drinks for the boys on the battle
ally fields? Molly Pitcher!
out There've been others . .. Joan of Ark, the first woman
ere, to have the abbreviation of a state named after her; Poca
tec- hontas, who welded the white man and Indian together,
was America's first lady'welder; Madame Curie, who invented
The radlio; Gypsy Rose Lee, who wrote a great novel; Joyce
was Jordan--Girl Interne, and many others.
you (Author's note: a concise explanation of the behavior of
tive the above is, for anonymous reasons, impossible.)
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