The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1947, The Chicken Sheet, Page Page Fore, Image 10

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"Wild Man" Szakasci is shown in games. Szakasci is on the verge < "The scourge of the hardwood" infuriated when these two innoc was given the men and they shou Szakasci looped the referee throu explains, "Oh, he's just playfull" Bare Facts Shown Bump A Month Clul Miss Slipsy Shows Knee, famou stripper deluxe, spoke before tb weekly meeting of the USC BA1 Club last Wednesday. She uncov ered her impressions of the gam, of fd'otball, choosing as her sub ject, "It's the take-off the counts." Miss Knee, a master of decep tive maneuvers, said that a found the naked reverse especiall effective in her lines and recon mended it in grid tactics. Sh also emphasized the disastrous re sults of a fumble. -- Slipsy continued, saying, "Pas defense cannot be overlooked." Sh is noted for her great defens against the passes of the Ne York Wolves of the Gnashful A sociaLiin. Miss Knee concluded, "In foo ball the teams are numbered, bi we use letters in my professio: When you are far ahead in foo ball you use the third or fouri string; I often get down to ti G-string. "Let me leave with you a suj gestion that has brought me grei success and will be of value 1 football coaches. Get warmed-t in the first quarter, start 'e: guessin' in the second, wait for e opening in the third, and, in tl fourth, really show 'em whi you've got!" ANNOUNCEMENT Joe Grugan announced todi that intramural polo teams wi be formed at Carolina. Any a rorities, fraternities, or other di organizations stupid enough to b lieve this may be insulted by col tracting Joe at his office. For]' Economy SHic SOUTH I LARGE~ST Vi 5 &10 ( 'et Thee Hence!! a rage of fury after flooring two oppo if attacking the referee who is ordering I by fear-stricken opponents of the Game ent players teamed up to score against id be recovered by next season. Immedial gh the goal three times before his collea More Surplus Junk Is ( > Put Off on University A s President Normal Myth an e nounced yesterday that temporary I tennis courts had been obtained - by the administration for use by B Carolina students. They were used bia - by the army during the war as an ph t obstacle course, but "necessary al- sh ea terations will be made." gi, - Myth said, "The courts will not to e be on the campus but will be ac- ar 7 cessible to those wishing to use pa e them. Students may reach them by taking the Silver Meteor to cn na Remote Corner, only 97 miles a s north of the Maxey monument and U. e presenting their athletic cards to te e the armed sentries watching over s: er the courts. Veterans should bring their discharge p..pers. el - For the convenience of the stu- di t dents, daily weather reports will ~. be flown down from the courts. D -Students should limit their games th h to one set so that persons waiting m ~e will not be kept too long, in SFootball Prospects "T * Appear Horrible i ~'"Frankly, we'll stink," is the vi .n reply that came from Rex Enright ie when approached on Carolina's tr t1947 football prospects. Rex ad. mitted that USC had rounded up dr the scum of high school hoodlums, and held spring drills simply to Je ysee how terrible a team could be- th 11 come if it tried. ar >- "We're switching to the X-for-ti i- mation, which usually confuses us - :- more than it does our opponents. :- We might score, if we're lucky," said Enright indifferently. 'he Best and Quality P AT :AROIENS (RIETY STORE FERS A her sta: Me Ra; pol li v 194 fir i ele' str Me fen ma Chi the spC Aft so Poo car for isti Iv the cro nents in one of Carolina's home tim from the game. Often called cocks, the "Wild Man" became him. Prompt medical attention ely after this picture was taken, gues could stop him. His coach an't Think of I Headline At "he Moment R. U. Derti, prominent Colum fugitive, announced today mns to give a Poor Sportsman p Trophy to a Carolina student :h year. The trophy will be ren to "promote dirty playing, develop poor losers and all Dund unethical conduct on the rt of athletes at the university." Derti is well-known in police 'cles having visited some of the tion's leading penitentiaries. As football player for Grandstand he was ordered from seven m of eighteen games for un ortsmanlike conduct and is hold of the conference slugging rec l. In 1927 he was voted by his issmates as the greatest single teredit to the school in history. The trophy wvill be persented by arti. in person, as he is now on e state pen parole list. The win r will be judged by prominence the following qualities: (1) Ability to pull a dirty play detected. (2) Most noticeable demonstra mn of being a poor loser. (3) Best gloater in times of :tory. (4) Most consistent violation of tining rules. (5) Worst attitude and greatest awback to team spirit. When interviewed on the sub ~t of the trophy, Derti smiled rough two glossy black bars d said, "There has been en ely too much stress put -on - - uoodS Assaa9 endumea aql u90 U0001-98J9-g Jo noJSp*d 4ep)?uduo -.Aq- g JSWd gg [eeks Chosen Fl vant&AdamsA] tryant Meeks, Jr., has been thr alded by the Gamecock sports ha( !f as Carolina's "Flop 'o the l ir" in a vote taken yesterday. slo sks was closely followed by his r Avant and Al Adams in the tea to select athletes who did not tal up to expectations for the hal 6-'47 school year. adi Meatball" failed to make the kee t string All-America football wa rn, landing down on the second fig ren, leaving followers awe- po ick that he would sink so low. bet aks continually messed up of- bid sive plays-'-for Clemson, Fur- wi n, Alabama, Duke, and others. >sen as his greatest failure was i time he threw a block into a nol rtsmanlike conduct at Carolina. All er all, rules are made to break, Ad why not break 'em right? My in ition as public enemy No. 1 let ie through a concentrated ef- un< t to develop ignoble character- ed ca; I got there the hard way. in, rant to do my part in helping on youth of today along the wi oked and wide path." boi A 1 CAL r op-o-the-Year [so Disappoint ee Citadel men and only two I to be carried from the field. tay Avant was consistently w in knocking out opponents in bouts for the USC boxing m. Avant was often guilty of :ing as long as a minute and a f to two minutes to send his rersary to the Land of Nod, ping spectators impatiently Iting. True, Avant won all his hts, but several times his op sent was still in the ring while, ng counted out. Ray's biggest for "Flop 'o the Year" came en he had to use two hands to i the Southern Conference box crown. U Adams came third by being quite unanimous choice for I-Southern basketball center. ams was merely indispensable the Carolina line-up and often only four men bottle him up ter the goal. Adams was' push to shoot 21 points against Duke the conference tourney and e or twice failed to come down h the ball from the Duke back trd. A" :::"rr:" ".. }?{ . Frr " " Pigskinsky Isavitch I $rolnvsq Wsqsulr. Rushin' half back for Vodka high last fall i iported ridy to enter :the :Upi versity of South Carolna for th 1947 football season. He will eni roll in the school of hibernatior taking the following courses: Vic [in, 11; Snake Charming, 18; Eu rhythmics, 24; Relaxation, 222 and Beverages, 2.6. Carolina coaches expect grea things of Hrolnvzq "if he come out for football." He was neve able to show his full prowess ii high school, having a rushing avei age of 5 yards, but his interferenc was described as "not so good." L9 AThaaaIs 6Z "l8 Ji dOHS HR)I IX S *i "lk,+, ..'. ..j. ooda Sportonska, or - When questioned on the prab i bility of his entering - Wsqulr replied,. "RoQnly I voot reet putty-putty skavar - fu," which means in English, "A high, hard tackle." - Hrolnvzq is a great believer in - the "courtesy roll", saying shyly, L s aaS UBISO0)1 aimm45 "Rokovski laboritch alavado hur tonska," meaning, "It cuts down t on injuries." r It's my pleasure to announce' n that the sixteenth annual frog jumping contest will get under a way on April 17-please come and bring a fellow "Frog"! .s ineSz; uotduiuH LZZI SIMOHd v saDvSOD VH NOIIIVX tOI JIV h'IVNOSV IS TIVY ,bU CHARLEY TRIPPI University of Georgia's great All-America back x i+s T~HEyATI5f