The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 18, 1947, Page Page Two, Image 2
THE GAMECOCK
CROWING FOR A GREATER
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA
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Founded January 30. 1908. with Robert Elliott Gonzales as the first editor. THE
GAMECOCK is published by and for the students at the University of South Carolina
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and examinations.
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Opinions expressed by eolumnists and letter-writers are not necessarily those of THE
GAMEOOCK. Publishing does not constitute an endorsement although the right to
edit Is reserved.
STAFF
Editor .............................................. Mary Shoun
Managing Editor ................................. Mike Karvelas
EDITORIAL STAFF
News Editor ................. ... ................................... Bob Isbell
Sports Editor ...... .-- - .- - .......................................... Don Barton
Society Editor .........................-- - - ........................ Libby McDaniel
Feature Editor .................. Carroll Gillian
Exchange Editor ....... . ---.-. -.................................... Peggy Trexlei
Cartoonist .................................................... Samuel L. Boylstor
Reporters-Margaret Sloan, Libby Cole, Irene Sanders. Bob Gunter, George Stanley. Jane
Dowe, Cyrus Shealy, Joy Conard, Ruth Newell, Phil Clark, Jean Davis, Jo Anne
Dillinger, Norine Corley, Bob Carpenter, Mary Say. Gaston, Holly Beck, B11
McClain, Helen Childers, Lynn Couch, Joe Molony, Sidney Brandenburg, Ranny
Reaves Betty Koty, Chick Shlels, Ken Baldwin, Syd Badger, Vilma Huggins,
Jane Dowe.
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Business Manager ........------.................... Candy Taylor
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Fraternity Stunt Night
After Fraternity Stunt Night last week, we wondered
if some of the groups were attempting to see which one
could outdo the other with vulgar jokes and obscene remarks
and scenes rather than providing entertainment. In the
past two years, fraternities have presented, on the whin.c,
entertaining and humorous programs. Th:e have been
some risque remarks in these. However, enough is enough
and too much is -uag:alled for. This year, the risque went
beyond the point of being funny and became, in several in
stances, quite common. It is regrettable that college men
chose to present so-called "stunts."
We will not name any certain groups. Each knows where
the criticism is due. The incident is passed now. THE
GAMECOCK can only suggest that in the future college
men produce stunts which reflect more refinement and
culture.
Fire At Carovets
It was indeed an unfortunate accident which happened
to student-veteran Turner Clayton and his family recently
when a fire at their Carovet apartment destroyed a great
deal of their personal property.
No insurance was carried and the couple reports that
approximately 90 % of Mr. Clayton's clothing, 65% of that
of Mrs. Clayton, and 95% of the baby's was destroyed.
Several groups of friends have already aided them and
THE GAMECOCK suggests that more help be given from
the students. The baby is 27 months old and Mrs. Clayton
wears a 7% shoe and a dress size of 10 to 15. Anyone who
can help is urged to contact THE GAMECOCK~ 4hrough
campus mail.
Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor: angantebnftofhhr
To the disgrace of Carolina is gae,tewa-ildsuet
the flagrant abuse of its Honor dcd hymgta elra h
Principle. Such things as the
guard house lawyer's advice to we hr sltl epc o
sign the pledge before you take teHnrPicpe
the exam because at that time InteefrmntoteHnr
you have neither' given nor re- Picpew gi idoeo
ceived help and that old excusethfalsoteunvriy Te
for cheating--the professor is as-HorCuni,wtthSudt
signing too much wvork-show aConiadotekyornz
need for a change in the existing toso hscmu,i o ag
situation here, An educational eog ohnl h rbeso
program stressing the reasons 40 tdnsbcuei a e
and value of it should be insti-upwethenolntvsudr
tuted. 10 tdns
The belief that all persons are Coddcaso~h e h
honorable when they arrive atstgfotepain Grdsn
Carolina is erroneous. It is foolish paeo dcto eoe h
to presume that one lecture dur-manojciewtanubrf
ing a semester of Orientation isstdns etigu throw
sufficient to instill honor In allrueonhwtgttem Uti
students. The present high schoolthssyem wiouhnrae
system Is falling down on theobiead,tehnrfCao
task of teaching the fundamentals ln e n oe ilrmi
of personal honor. This increases i ob.Fra oga hs
the task of the university In that aue oucekdmr n
some students come to Carolinamoesuntwilflfrmho.
without a knowledge of the ne- Alre oo oni n
cessity and value of honor.. riooseuaonlpgam t
On the other hand a few corruptlingal viabeotts s
and dishonest people are bound to nee oisilhnri h e
get into every group. When the adwmno hscudb ra
other students see that they suf-Unvriy
for n conequenesfoisihatin reChe M uc ya Jr.
THE GARNET AND BLACK
Survey of 521 Stui
Desire More Repr
The opinion of the student-in
general was at long last sought
last week by the hard-working
members of the News and Feature
staffs of this paper on the current
question concerning their student
government.
With the query: "Are you in
favor of a more representative stu
dent government of the legisla
tive type?" reporters went into
most of the dormitories and tene
ments of the campus asking for
opinion and comment. The result
was satisfactory.
A total of 521 students were
personally contacted by the can
vassers. From this group, the an
swers were as follows:
In favor of a more representa
tive gov't. .......403 or 79%
Against a more rep
resentative gov't.. 39 or 7%
Having no opinion.. 79 or 14%
Carolinians Comment
Of particular interest to all con
cerned are the many and various
replies to the question. These com
ments represent the accurate cross
section of the campus on this all
important matter.
Most prominent is the complaint
that the knowledge held by the
students about their own govern
ment is so scant that they cannot
have an opinion on the matter of
changing it. This is a woeful symp
tom of the old disease of political
rigor mortis. This reply was most
often heard in the sections of the
campus where the freshmen live.
In some ways t1r:.; .~. son
for t)-:.,, but to put in an un
heralded word, it should not take
a full year for one to decide
whether or not something is per
sonally obnoxious. Therefore, it
seems likely that an opinion on
this matter is not too much to ask.
Particularly in Sims, those con
tacted believed that the students
should have more representation
if they would use it. This faction
believes that if such a privilege of
larger representation is suddenly
bestowed on the student body it
should not be abused as the pres
ent powers are. If this is to be the
case, these people do not want any
student government.
Sims also came up with the ever
present theme of more school spirit
and a plea for a more youthful
viewpoint. Ponder this last!
One of the most radical expres
sions of thought was also heard.
INTERNATIONAL PLAYHO
United States And
Necessary For Atoi
Uppermost in the minds of
many people is the control of our
most devastating weapon, the
atomic bomb. The United States
has presented one plan of control
to the Atomic Energy Commission,
the Baruch Plan, and the U.S.S.R.
another. The question is not
wvhich is the better, wvhich should
be accepted in whole, but are there
common grounds of agreement be
tween the twvo on which a satis
factory compromise can be based.
The first difference occurred
over the presentation of the issue.
Russia desired consideration of
general disarmament first, under
which the banning of the manu
facture and use of atomic energy
would follow as a matter of course.
The U. S. on the other hand de
sired to make a test case out of
the atomic issue and pursue it
first. This difference has been ag
gravated in regard to the Commis
sion on Conventional Armaments.
The U. S. insists that no matter
may be discussed by this commis
sion which would infringe on the
jurisdiction of the Atomic Energy
Commission. The U.S.S.R., how
ever, does not wish to restrict the
commission's agenda. On this point
the U. S. could well afford to sug
gest a compromise--one commis
sion to discuss armaments, mili
tary personnel, and weapons of
mass destruction. All are vitally
interrelated; therefore a satisfac
tory and expedient solution to the
over-all problem would be greatly
facilitated by one commission.
The above compromise is not in
effect; therefore to be more real
istic, future comments will refer
to the present situation-separate
commissions for the discussion of
atomic energy and general dis
armament. Russia is obstinate
about the desirability of a con
vention which would outlaw the
use of atomic energy but which
would not be concerned with de
tails of control. This convention
would augment, not replace dis
cussion of control systems. The
U. S. is just as obstina in den
s ne ramecsc
SPIRIT
lents Shows 79%
esentative Governn
A member of the student body ex
pressed his knowledge of the
power of his vote and insisted that
he be allowed to use it for a legis
lative assembly.
From a bewildered many, the
cry of a definiatQn of "more rep
resentative student government"
was heard. At present there are
several groups on the campus
working with plans for constitu
tions or parts of such documents.
A Word Of Explanation
To answer any questions as to
what was meant by the campus
wide query, a few suggestions may
be briefly stated here.
As to the student government
itself, a logical system to follow
in obtaining the ideas of the en
tire student body would be the
calling of a "constitutional con
vention." To this convention, each
dormitory would send 'a delegate
with the expressed opinions and
desires of the people whom he
represents. A -proportionate num
ber could be sent by the students
who live in town, and possibly a
representative from all organiza
tions which now have a member
on the student government.
For the proposed assembly, and
in accordance with the will of the
majority of the students who have
been contacted on this matter,
each tenement on the main quad
rangle could have a delegate, while
each section of the corridors in
the larger dormitories could have
one delegate.
This would provide one delegate
representing each fifty students.
rhis proportion could also be ap
plied to the town students to fix
their overall representation.
Under this plan, each fraternity
would have a representative on
Council or Assembly, and each stu
dent on the campus would have
some man to whom he could go to
ask questions as to what is going
Dn. In this way the enigmatical
situation now existing as Student
Council would be solved. The re
sult would be a more interested,
more active and closer united stu
lent body.
Assembly Committees
For the many activities which
now are carried on by organiza
,ions separate from Council itself,
ommittees chosen from the leg
slature could be set up. This would
also give the duly elected repre
3entatives of the btudents the con
USE
Russia Compromis
nic Energy Contra
By JO
ng the necessity of such a con
rention. Russia is justified in her
~ontention that a more satisfac
Lory solution can be reached if all
~ountries agree to the principle of
~ontrol rather than if some coun
~ries (mainly the U. S.) are fever
shly producing bombs until the
last signature of a formal and
~omplete treaty is affixed.
A Russian accusation is that the
Blaruch Plan is selfish and mo
nopolistic in nature-we would be
keeping the secret and at the same
time prohibiting other countries
rrom developing it. The report of
Lhe Scientific and Technical Coin
nittee states that it is feasible to
extend among "all nations the ex
:hange of basic scientific informa
tion" in atomic energy "for peace
ful ends". Therefore this point of
disagreement can easily be waived
as soon as controls have been set
up. Neither need there be any limi
tations upon the amount of atomic
energy produced for peaceful pur
poses; therefore we cannot be ac
eused of trying to protect our pres
ent leadership in the atomic en
ergy race.
The two remaining points, Inter
national inspection and control and
non-use of the veto cannot be com
promised upon. The report of the
Scientific Committee states that
the control of atomic energy is
technilogically possible. It also
states that in obtaining atomic
energy for peaceful purposes, a
country has gone about '75% of
the way toward atomic energy for
destructive purposes. This shows
the absolute necessity for the rigid
control and inspection of the use
of uranium, thorium, and other
fissionable materials.
Russia's latest stand concerning
inspection, which reverses her
former more liberal view, can be
sized by reading a quotation from
Gromyko's speech of March 5.
"Granting to an international con
trol organ the right to possess es
tablishments for the production of
atomic energy and unlimited
powers to carry u te imp
tent
By CARROLL A. GILLIAM
trol over organizations now han
dled in an arbitrary manner.
A finance committee could be
set up to handle all matters of
budget and funds derived from the
Student Activities fee. At pres
ent, each student is conducted to
the Treasurer's Office each se
mester, pays $8.75, receives an
athletic card and knows no more
about his late funds. Only an in
tellectual, figure-minded few can
account for the money thus paid
out.
As for student discipline, which
is now handled by our self-per
petuating Honor Council. A com
mittee could -also be established.
Matters which come before this
group are very often the most im
portant which have direct bearing
on the life of the student. He is
placed before the body, composed
of people who are utterly unknown
to him, and his fate is decided. A
student legislature could provide
the same sort of system and re
move the secrecy in which such
proceedings are now shrouded.
The autonomous Student As
sembly committee which selects
convocations speakers could also
be provided for. A possible cause
for the many complains about at
tendance may rise from the com
mon opinion that the programs are
in a "rut." Why do we not have
musical and variety programs as
previously? A student assembly
committee from a legislature
might not -solve this but it should
be tried.
Student-faculty relations, publi
cations, the long-dead student
union and Various other functions
could have provisions.
"Being In Sane Mind"
To repeat the over-used theme,
the student himself must express
himself about this. Canvassers
cannot reach everyone, nor can a
canvasser inject adrenalin into an
already dead heart.
In a few weeks our campus elec
tions will be held. Not to repeat
the farces of the many years past,
we must begin now to plan a new
constitution. The day of balloting
is too late. Candidates have al
ready had time to whip the nec
essary following into line, and gen
eral political insanity will prevail.
So laurels are handed to those
now working on this and pleas are
hereby made for more.
kCE HAYES
tant functions connected with own
ership and management of the es
tablishment ... would lead to
interference by the control organ
in the internal affairs . . .of
states." The proposal of the U. S.
demands a thorough inspection
and control system; it does not
intimate ownership of the land,
the establishment of an interna
tional cartel, or the interference
in any purely domestic -problem
of management. Perhaps a more
detailed enumeration of the abso
lutely necessary powers of a con
trol system as envisaged by the
U. S. would lead to a compromise.
The final and most important
point of disagreement is over the
veto power. Russia states, that
the resolution of the General As
sembly calls for a control set up
"within the framework of the Se
curity Council" (where the veto
power is definitely assured),
whereas that of the U. S. is placed
"within the framework of the U.
N." (where there is no legal basis
for the necessity of veto power).
Gromyko stated "such departure
would lead to the undermining of
the . . . "foundations of the very
existence of the organization as an
instrument in the struggle for
peace and international security".
Russia's reasoning is obviously
fallacious for only through "suich
departure" can international se
curity be achieved. The U. S.
cannot compromise on this issue
for it is the foundation of the
success of any control program.
At first glance the picture is
dark; the obvious solution is genu
ine compromise on the part of
both parties. The U. S. can sign
a convention, show the fallacious
ness of Russia's fear of monopo
lies, clarify its stand on inspection,
and demand the 'waiving of the
veto power. If necessary, we should
resort to primitive bargaining
loans or concessions in other fields
for concessions from Russia con
cerning control and the veto. A
strong Atomic Energy Commis
sion is abslteynecessary for
any hope for world pace.
a dash of bitters
By DOTTIE PERKINS
Note:
Not being too familiar with the current campus jargon,
and feeling that some students would like to get the word
on the origin of some catchy phrases, I asked Bill Keith,
originator of the most clever "words" on campus to fill up
this space this week. His only comment: "sw-ell." And so,
Mr. Keith ...
a small goof
By BILL KEITH
For Those Who Are Wrong
For the benefit of the readers who may read this column
there are a few words which I should like to define before I
proceed which of course may help in your interpretation in
the following works: for instance, a widely-used verb-ad
jective-noun-(well, so I didn't pass English 12) is "goof
us." Many stoo-dents on the campus have heard and have
misunderstood the basic use of this expressive gerund. Web
ster overlooked it, but we can't do that on this campus to
day. "Goofus" is a word that can mean any sort of an ex
pression that the user may imply. The only real users of this
words are those that shake their fourth finger in rhythm
with the word.
A "small chub" is a gesture done with the thumb and the
forefinger, either left or right hand, providing for the
amount of talent the user may have. Note: the cheek is not
stretched or slapped, merely squeezed . . . lightly, firmly, but
lovingly! (Clean hands are essential.)
Another interesting expression widely-used today is
"gouge." By disregarding all the laws, by-laws, and English
background of colleges today, this simply means and asks a
question: "What are you doing ... where are you going ...
where have you been . .. etc., etc. ?"
I have been asked to give a definition of a very fine ex
pression coined by our troops overseas, which is "the moldy
fig." In the service it was known as the "dear John" letter.
On the USC campus it is known as the "moldy fig," or "Sorry,
Mac, she's been pinned for 3 days and you're out at th-ir-d."
"Sw-ell." Now we can proceed.
Gas-Masks at Breakfast
There are many interesting happenings that go on on this
campus-which are never really appreciated by the "troops"
as a whole. For instance, whoever heard of or who could be
lieve that a mangy old goat could get loose (by itself) in the
women's cafeteria. I don't believe that goats, as yet, are tak
ing any courses in anatomy and can distinguish between the
fair sex and the rugged sex. However, by chance, "Billy"
stood patiently in the chow line for his two moldy fried eggs
(no reflection on any chickens whatsoever. They're doing a
fine job. Keep 'em laying, girls.) I'm sure that the goat was
helped or had help, in obtaining admission to said establish
ment. The goat was perfectly at ease among thousands of
tantalizing coeds at breakfast?!!! But can you believe that
there are coeds or female students who are actually pertified y
at the sight of an old, damp, mangy, scrawny, smelly, flat
footed, short-tailed, no-horned, big-eyed, little mouthed, big
bellied, sm-all billy goat? To them, a small "goof."
Talent Is Not Essential
"Run to the roundhouse, Nellie, dear, the brakeman can't
dbrner you there." Humor by all means, but a wee bit old.
However, whena the party gets dull, it'll get a laugh, by using
it at the correct time. Most humour is found in everyday
conversation, like the French student who gave a definition
of a "large body of water . . ." "All Reservoir." If you don't
get it, think about it for awhile. But not too long, because
you may get your little feet wet. "Dot leetle fur cap is new,"
have you heard it? Excellent humor when used, again, in the
right places. But there are always jokers who try to overdo
a good thing. Three fellers at a local coffee shop recently
were practicing the goofus. .They broke 16 cups, goofed 2
butterflies, broke 2 fingers, and each ended up with a beer
bottle stuck to the third finger, right hand, Why all this for
a laugh ? It's much easier to stand in front of a truck, pro
viding the truck is stopped. Thousands of students rush
madly across the campus each day and never stop to think
what may lie in store for them if they are at the right place
at the right time, making the right movement. Spring will
be here soon. And with the leaves coming out on the trees, so
will more squirrels come out on the limbs. Look up, students, *
look up. Never let yourself get caught in a "sticky" situation.
The End
"Your time and my space must both come to an end.
I hope your time wasn't wasted, nor my little pen.
Maybe in the future I'll write for a little grub,
Until then, and to you, a very small chub."
goof us goofus goof us
Those 2 Per Cent
Names make a column I was told by one Mr. Breeland; it's
a fact. BIG NAMES make a better column. Seen on cam
pus: Red Tyler at a stalemate in the Canteen, obviously look
ing for data for his Saturday issue; B. A. McGwinn, forsak
king Shoun's typewriter and running for A. P. down at the
House; two sorority girls going pell mell down Main Street,
sticking pennies in violated parking meters, two steps in
front of an irate policeman; Harold Hewell's name being
called off erroneously by a sorority secretary during sorority
roll call; sorority girls wearing predatory smiles and shar
pened nails as women's rushing begins again; the beautific
smiles of new male fraternity pyedges as they weave their
ways from Sims eas to west.
UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.
Kale Alexander almost knocked himself out during a re
cent spring practice session. It happened while he was prac
ticing blocking tactics used in defending the passer or kicker.
Kale gripped his jersey and brought his arms up in a pow
erful motion to ward off the defensive lineman, out his hold ~
on the jersey was not tight enough, and his left hand slipped
away. His clinched fist caught himself right in the eye and
produced a very noticeable shi.ne