The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 22, 1947, Page Page Two, Image 2
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THE GAMECOCK
CROWING FOR A GREATER
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA t]
Member of Associated Collegiate Press a
Distributor of Collegiate Digest a
Feaded January0. 190, with Rebrt Elliott 8enales as the tl
first edit.r. THE GAMECOCK is published by and for the [
students at the University of South Carolina In Columbia semi
weehly. Tuesday and Saturday. during the oellege year exoept d
holidays and examinations.
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sperte. 8 p. m. Sunday. &(
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Opimiens expressed by columnists and lotter-writers are met
eacessarily these of THE GAMECOCK. Publishima does met a)
eoastitute an endersement although the right to edit Is reserved.
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STAFF
Editor-in-Chief ..................... Mary Shoun t4
Managing Editor ................. Mike Karvelas
EDITORIAL STAFF
News Editor ...................................... Bob Isbell
Sports Editor .............................. Don Barton
Society Editor .......................'....... Libby McDaniel
Feature Editor .............................. Carroll GilUam
Exchange Editor ....................... ...... Peggy Trexler
Columnists-Thomas K. Evans, Dick Breeland. Dottie Perkins, C]
Redmond Tyler, Belinda Collum, Ben McGuinn.
Cartoonist ............................... Samuel L. Boylston g
News Ataff-Margaret Sloan. Libby Cole, Irene Sanders, Bob
uunter, George Stanley. Jane Dowe, Cyrus Shealy, Joy
Conard, Ruth Newell, Phil Clark, Jean Davis, Jo Anne
Hillinger, Norlne Corley. Bob Carpenter. Mary Saye Gaston,
Holly Beck, Bill McClan, Helen Childers, Lynn Couch,t
Joe Molony, Sidney Brandenburg, Rita Leveno, Doris
Morehead.C
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager ................ Candy Taylor
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Co-Circulation Managers ......Lynn Hook and Darien Robertson
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The Delinquent 4400 a
And where were you last Tuesday at 12 li,
o'clock? Feeding your face? Playing bridge sl
or poker? Yap-yap-yapping in a bull ses- p,
sion? If you are one of the 4400 who did not s<
attend assembly and cannot give a plausible ce
reason for your absence, then it is toward st
you that this editorial is directed. h
It was a pitifully small handful of stu- il
dents who were present at last Tuesday's as- d
sembly. Approximately .100 students and
faculty members came to the chapel. That si
is less than 2% of the students and admin- st
istrative personnel on the campus. si
The Gamecock realizes that it is impos- ci
sible for some to attend. There are those di
who have classes and labs scheduled at the ci
12 o'clock hour, but that number is a small el
percentage of 4400. There are others who it
have regular jobs which will not permit their ri
attendance at assembly, but there aren't
4400 who have jobs. Among the veterans, hl
there are those who have wives and chil- tc
dren and are obliged to return to their al
homes as soon as classes are over, but ai
neither are there 4400 Carolina students t(
who have husbands or wives and children. b.
The Gamecock realizes, too, that with eat
ing conditions as they are, it is desirable to G
"go early and avoid the crowd", but 4400 ei
students can't eat at one time and The Game- t;
cock doubts that any student is so hungry w
Leftters to /
Student is Ashaimed Of Smalluporsec.Ie
Attendance At Assembly weudthrape
Dear Editor: wihyu ril
One of the great figures of our tyn orl u
times, Dr. Sherwood Eddy, was ms u h se
the speaker at the chapel exer-thtiftsanbe
cises on Tuesday last, and I was I' noane s
ashamed of the small audience uiest.Ivnu
which came out to hear this bril-Ihaebnaru
liant sociologist, world traveller, ohrsueto
and religious leader,.a eebrwe
There are many who do not mc lae n
agree with Dr. Eddy, In fact, I mnhpmc ie
understand that he was "givenlatSury.oI
the boot" by the authorities atwecm neou
The Citadel. I am proud thatclaupsehwi
Carolina at least had the courtesy eet n ev
to allow him freedom of speech,.neesr rfn
And as educated citizens we should yls
listen to the proponents of every I mntmkg
political school. The number offrm ysoe pi
members of the'-faculty present hadi etoe
was proportionately as small asbypolwhate
the student representation,. otss sama
When a world citizen-such as adetranet
Dr. Eddy surely is--is willing toYorf
come to our campus, I feel that B
the students should have the curi.
osity as well as the courtesy to Crln pr
come and hear what he has to Da dtr
say. I can assure those who did Ithntatow
not come that they would have Yu ogeWe
been amply rewarded by Dr.godtm frth
Eddy's searching analysis of thedetbytomk
world situation today. i t oiis
GUS GRAYDON Thveycuea
Students Advocate 'Clean-Up'stdnboyha
Of Yells At Athletic Events beo,escily1
Dear Editor:"Vtrns iepl
I read your front page article Moe,btltl
concerning the clean-up speech t orc hsds
idea created by the high schools I eeec ot
of the city which appeared In ktalgm,ee
Saturday's Issue of the Game-oraie pofn
cock. Frankly, I was happy that suetbd ipa
some group had at last realizedliecnutnbc
that our modern version of every-aniortms,
day speech was full of words that al fauiest
are not considered the height of Ia culyah
Intelligence or the finest in char- be ato o
acter.suha atide
However, after attending lastboswrboe
Saturday's basketball game withTrethy adb
Georgia, I wondered just how werod ontecu
Wereplaingo bein I clening ing o ruhe uutpo
lay Faky,It
a Tuesday morning that he can't wait an
ther forty-five minutes for lunch.
More than a year ago, students petitioned
iat an hour be set aside each week for
3semblies. The faculty gave up, except in
few cases where it is absolutely necessary
schedule. classes, the 12 o'clock period on
uesday for those assemblies. It was a atu
ant project and the students are not sup
rting their own project.
The Gamecock's feathers are ruffled in
nger at you-freshmen, sophomores, jun.
rs, and seniors; at you-veterans and non
eterans; at you=fraternities, sororities,
id independents; at you-faculty and ad
inistrative personnel. Assemblies are
orthy of your support. What are you going
do about it?
Vorld Student Relief
The World Student Service Fund drive
hich begins on the campus next week is a
iallenge to every Carolina student to share
enerously and sacrificially, as a matter of
mnscience in the name of sheer humanity,
obedience to Judaic-Christian ethics and
digion, as a part of the education of Ameri
in students in enlightened world-minded
ass and responsible world citizenship, and
; an investment in the rational, humane,
oral society.
Universities, students, and professors paid
heavy toll during the past year. Students
ught, suffered, and died. Great numbers
red dangerously in resistance movements,
iffered in exile as refugees, languished in
isoner of war camps, fretted In compul
ry labor, or wasted away in concentration
imps. Of the students in eighteen war
arred countries in Europe and Asia who
ive survived, fully 400,000 are debilitated,
1, hungry, poorly clad, badly housed, and
scouraged, or despondent.
Student relief and rehabilitation are es
ntial to help restore students to health, to
If-assurance, and to their long-interrupted
udies. There must develop a number of
instructive permanent associations of stu
ants in the world university community,
nsciously committing students to a pow
-ful and distinctive organized role in the
iperative rational, moral and institutional
volution of human affairs.
We have the material means to relieve
iman distress and to bring life and hope
millions of persons. We are lucky, living
id studying in comfort and happiness. Our
d can easily bring health and life and hope
> our fellow students victimized innocently
r total war.
The need is great. The time is now. THE
AMECOCK urges all students to give gen
-ously during this drive. Every dollar con
ibuted to WSSF is a dollar contributed to
orld peace.
lie Editor__
very yell that dent attitude and the many ques
red the words tionable decisions of the officials
tated we were while playing an important, hard
iour vocabu- fought contest, I don't think it
link that we would have been out of order for
on the foot the entire Georgia team to have
in right there, walked off the court in disgust
tudent at the in the middle of the game. Tern
e to say that porary loss of temper in the game
d the school should not be over criticized by
is long as any so many other human beings who
he campus. I would have probably become im
our yells were patient much earlier.
our sports- Other than bad sportsmanship,
than it was the language used in cheering
advocate that was abhorrent. In a student body
program to operated on an honor principle,
h our athletic and supposedly encouraged by
iff the many student leaders and faculty mem
words in our bers to grow in honor and integ
rity as well as knowledge, such
this comment language does not fit. Honor and
ion but have a vile tongue do not mix.
rS many places In my opinion, at a basketball
d our athletic game the only necessary orga
s of pleasure nized yell would be one to wel
come the opposing team who
llow student, comes from another educational
LL ROGERS. institution to participate in a clean
-- sports contest . . . Such things as
smanehip "Beat hell out of ", "Rah
for the whole damn team," "Hell,
dluring "Watch yes, we're happy" and "Hell, no,
', would be a we're not down-hearted" only tend
iniversity stu- to detract from the event. Also,
i few changes public opinion of the Carolina stu
dent body is lowered; bad influ
id undesirable ence is forced on young students
anity by the entering the university who are
>een criticized shaping their lives by the habits
y the former they form in college; and a very
t" writer, Ed bad influence is made on the
las been done younger boys and girls of our
race. high schools and elementary
Georgia bas- schools who might think use of
without the profanity is smart 'because col
cheers, the lege students use it.
ed sportsman- I hope that organized profanity
ming even to and Individual profanity will be
and unthink- discouraged by all students who
student body. see this situation as some do and
Lined to have that such students will refuse to
y who showed join in on such undesirable prac
Two Georgia tices. Booing is always poor
*ff the court, sportsmanship. Profanity is never
come a little desirable.
t, but in the Very truly yours,
tsmanly stu- BENNY GnRER
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LA1DERI~ OP
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The Barter Post t
Something positively amazin' and phenomenal happened
in Luma House at Purdue University the other night. Take
a deep breath all your bridge hounds, grab an aspirin, and
read on.
Four fellows, Paul Bravo, Donald Edwards, Richard France
and Nathan Grear were playing bridge when Nathan Grear
was dealt THIRTEEN HEARTS! The odds on this are ap
proximately 15,753,339,900 to 1.
Another angle on this is if 20,000,000 people played bridge e
2% hours every night, one perfect hand would occur every
2 years.
Henry, if you break the seal on that new deck of Bicycles f
we'll go on from here-just be sure and pass those cards to I
me to shuffle everytime before you deal . .. unquote
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Frances Myers, a student at Florida State College for V
Women was rather surprised the other day when she re
turned from classes to find a curious crowd gathered around
an ominous looking nine-foot box addressed to her from
Rockmart, Georgia. I
"Looks like a coffin," one of the spectators volunteered. a
"Maybe there's a cadaver in it," another cheerful soul added. i
Miss Myers found a hammer and opened the box. There,
grinning up at them, was a real human skeleton. One of the '
biology profs, a bit amazed, said it was a very well pre
served skeleton and valued it at about $125. The women are
still wondering what to do with "it", and Miss Myers is still
saying, "But I don't know a soul in Rockmart."
Hannah Beard, secretary to the University of North Caro
lina Business Manager, has gone on a stand-up strike against
the shocking conditions existing in her office..
An electric typewriter has charged her metal desk and
chair with so much electricity that Hannah is afraid to sit
down.
And can you top this one of the co-ed at Purdue Univer
sity who got an incomplete in Physical Ed. 56. The incom
plete isn't so unusual, but the course is. Individual gym. Its
requirements are that the girls come over to the gym and
sleep two hours a week. Since the slacker failed to get all herI
hours in, she has to go back and sleep another four hours
off. All this and credit too!
Did you know that Wamboogie Institute, world famousc
seat of higher learning in South Africa, is undefeated for ]
the twelfth straight year in basketball. Led by 8 foot 4 inch
Dijan Waltzqrptzi, Jabberwooki tribesmen, they have aver
aged 108%'/ points per game. That's a bit of all right In any
body's language!
Be not discouraged, my friends, for where there's a will ]
there's a way, if education is your goal, that is. Just follow '
the example of a student who was refused admission to West
ern Michigan College because all classroom seats were occu
pied. His ingenuity and determination caused the ban to be.
lifted by a very simple plan. He now carries his own folding
chair.
Women at Alabama College realize how lucky they are to I
be going to college in the year of our Lord 1947 because
judging from past records, those who went before them had <
a hard time of it.
Alabama College pupils of 1900 were "positively prohibited
from making accounts at stores in town." Twenty-five cents
a week was considered a sufficient allowance for unnecessary
things.
In 1908 a student had to obtain a written request from 4
her parent or guardian before she could go home for Christ
mas.
In 1925 students were required to be on the campus by
5:30 a. m., in winter and 6 a. m., in the summer.
Students of 1925 were permitted to receive visits from
men on Saturday and Sunday-only., The calling hours were
from 2to6 In the afternoon and between 7 and 9:30 in the
evening.
Ahh. progressive edaion!
February 22, 1947
a dash of bitters
By DOITIE PERKINS
knd a Jigger of Schmaltz
We are declaring "open" season on columnists this week,
o with malice toward one, and with the cheerful thought
hat orily about 2% of the student body read this array of
rivia anyway, I am devoting my 14 inches to one Mr. Al
3ahret, my severest critic. Mr. B., along with his "enlight
ned" letter of criticism, enclosed a parody of the column
hat appeared in the February 11th issue of The Gamecock.
Ve were both delighted and dismayd at some of his shrewd
mnd not-so-shrewd observations, and, at the risk of boring
rou 2% once more, are publishing below his letter, and ex
erpts from his rather caustic commentary.
(Editor's note: This is a favorite, if over-worked, device
f collegiate columnists.)
Ve quote:
"Dear Dottie: What has happened to you? You always
eemed such an enlightened person ... but your column!
loping for things better than the tripe dished out by Wick
nberg & Company last semester, we find nothing more than
watered-down version of the same, depending upon pune
uation, cute personal associations (you're dealing with
,000 persons, remember), a knowledge of French (I guess
. . it looked like French), and capitalizing and black type
or effect. I am honestly very disappointed. And the title!
ust because you couldn't unload it on The Carolina Review
loesn't mean you are entitled to inflict it upon The Game.
ock (unfair crack). Frankly, you can do a hell of a lot better
han that. Why don't you forget this saccharine (substitute
or sugar) surface cuteness and give forth some satires
ased on your acuteness and insight into pertinent affairs.
ou seem to be a judge of character . . . Why don't you set
ome fires under some people? It'll do them good and make
ou famous ... or at least readable."
Sincerely,
AL BAHRET.
erse Travesty
A Hash of Dithers"
By AL BAHRET
"It seems to be the custom for all new columnists to de
ote the first 8/, of their first, last, and always attempt to
xplanations of: why said person is writing said column and
dull (sic!) dissertation on the whereabouts of the delin
uent (solinquent, insolvent, or any other word that doesn't +
it) author, and the making of cute cracks concerning the
Lorrendous and heinous despotism of the editorial superiors
dear, dear!). There is nothing NEW under the sun and this
pproach, TOO, is simply an inverted distortion OF the con
entional. So don't expect subtle wit (I Bid 3 Hearts, Beitel,
Hearts); clever captions [cryptic (it's not hidden, dear
. the damn thing's out there in the cold, glaring sunshine
f print) commentary]; or anything else worth reading ...
ou won't get it! And if Texas Guinan got away with this
ine, why can't I? (There are so many funny things to be
aid . . . 1. But I never drink when I read The Gamecock .. .
t's incomprehensible enough as it is. 2. She died young, too.
But, honey, she was in not-so-plain sight when she said it.
Do you mean "Hiyah, sucker, ha, ha, stuck with another
busy column; make the most of it, dopes! Great God, I
ound like a columnist myself !)"
Bid 3 Hearts, BjkIg, 3 Hearts.
(BjkIg was a student at the University approximately 50
!eas ago and one of the biggest of the BMOC's.)
A certain Miss . .., who works in the library every other
'hursday from 3 to 5, dated him occasionally. If you want
o know what this is all about, just go to the library and
sk her.
The rest is just the inevitable sans space filler with the
ewspaper's address. Ho hum.
"r Sennamenal Reasons.. .. .. .. .. ........
And so on and on and on . . . "So-o many familiar faces,
loak of dignity, hallowed halls, nodding acquaintance with
wrotius." Take a note: polysyllabric cleverness is never
schieved: a. in a paragraph; b. without twenty drafts; c.
y a college student.
tepublican Landslide; the LOVABLE girl
I am reasonably confident, Miss P., that 1 have an I. Q.
if 100 or better and have passed three years of college work. *
sut I don't understand it. Don't tell me . . . let me guess.
Sie typesetter left out 3 sentences. No? Incidentally, I am
retting .. . BORED. Let me . .. Set ..,. you straight. The
vord sex should have been capitalized throughout the col
inn. Nobody's interested in love. How you ever worked a
leady-to-Wear Co., an old-fashioned LOVABLE girl, the
tepublicans, etc., etc., ad nauseum (it wouldn't have made
'he Gamecock if it didn't have that in it somewhere) into
'ne column is a marvel to behold. Your lucidity is excelled
nly by your cleverness, madam. Keep it up, gal, keep it up
..they haven't even started to groan yet!
3ryptic Commentary
Eerp!
'Envoice
(and now, gentle reader, as a special treat, I am going to e
uote a very applicable poem in Sioux):
Ub gibt mir ugh prof huith
Ugh mine en blank varse
Un ugh class dught
And no birds sing.
(no subtle pe-u's, either.)
)pen Sesame!
With due consideration to Mr. Bahret's integrity and all
hat sort of thing, we thank him for the above letter and
ielpful commentary ..,. and for his sincere interest in the
Ioubtful future of journalism. We hereby, to wit, ad hoc, etc.
nvite him to air his views further on coy, coquettish colum.
sts in the Gamecock Issue, Tuesday next! 4
Our policy remains: an elastic sense of humor and a large
eserve of tolerance toward all "budding" columnists.
The ... dye ... Is cast; the bluff is called; and let the chis
all where theay, Mr. Ba.b.et!