The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 23, 1946, Page Page Two, Image 2
Editor4ay
Change Gov't Now
The now-dull subject of why students do
not take interest in activities, chiefly stu
dent government, is cropping up more fre
quently among the few who bear the burden
of responsibility of many. It's the second
half of the semester. During the brief pause
for examinations a semi-relapse and help
lessness set in among this group. "Why
try?"
It is natural. Discouragement abounds
at Carolina. Perhaps this is the psychologi- I
cal time to DO something about it besides
talk.
Some view the idea in the manner Mark '
Twain commented on the weather. It should I
be noted that scientists recently perfected I
a method of causing snow to fall at will.
As we have noted before, in a student .
body made up of such varied groups in i
equally varied stages of development, it is F
difficult to offer anything (including edu
cation) which will hold the interest of all. (
The encirclement of the University by the
city also distracts from student life. The
theatres are more appealing than a literary
society debate or a forum meeting.
The opportunities that are offered appear
remote. There seems to be little achieve
ment and just a little more honor attached
to the offices. The inspiration burns out in
the freshman before the second semester
starts because of the example and at
mosphere created by those in charge.
The source of the complacent condition
does not rest in any one place. It rests
partially with those who are elected, as well
as the voters. Petty political intrigues, a
South Carolina tradition, ruin our "de
mocracy." This is because interest is sea
sonal-some of the offices and officers you
never hear about until election time ap
proaches. Then people get hot and elect
Joe Blow because he's a fine fellow and they
don't like John Kilroy for an obscure reason.
There's no cure for the disease of com- c
placency, but there is a vaccination. c
We Speak Out
In the fourth quarter of the Carolina-Duke E
game Saturday there occurred an "incident" I
which, to the minds of many students on i
this campus, was far worse and far more t
repulsive than any display of cruelty during c
the Carolina-Clemson game. A drunken I
student was allowed to use the cheerleaders'
loudspeaker and publicly profane God's s
Name over that part of the stadium. That t
was allowed not once but twice.
Perhaps it is well to remind the student
body and cheerleaders that there is a great
Yells Are Hell
"Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar; j
why in the hell don't the cheer leaders 3
holler !"
"Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar;
t
why in the hell doesn't the student body
holler !" l
This little routine is worn out at each foot- a
ball game. There is much to be said for and l'
against both sides.
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Only one more football game remains this
season, but it isn't too late to correct some
major faults thus 'far displayed, faults that $
reached a new zenith at the Dook game.
First; many of the cheers are ill-timed 'I
and ill-advised. In many instances they are t
spontaneous from the students in disregard v
of the cheer leaders. For example: raising t:
a blood-thirsty scream' when the Opposing n
team is penalized or one of their players y
hurt. Not only is it bad taste, but not good
A Veteran 's Viewpoii
"Veterans Administration offi- cm,icuigai
cials Baid today more than half a tegvrmn e
million veterans in school or jobwohaentom
training will findl their monthlyoredn'neda
government checks reduced, elim- As ubro
inated, or temporarily held up." x'whstoa
This is really no news to a grcatthmxiu sef
number of the Gamecock veterans N.36 ilhv
for only a few of them have to oc loac e
this date received all of the sub- dwihtafgr
sistence due. I myself haven'tdesadwilng
been paid for the time of my en- adIgosyudr
rollment in the month of August-m besoou
as .yet, but continue, each day tee,w uts
(almost every mail, in fact) toanstrewhp
watch diligently just in case,. ecoset a
Unfortunately some of you tp novd o
won't receive any more checks ac- sc egrfr
cording to the information re- Thti-pn
leased by the VA office. The stu- sest eota
dents having been duly warnedAdistaonRg
and urged to declare the outside Fr ako.Ac
Incoe eanedand ei totleI-GPars whoetoa of
Speaking
The Gamecock recommends to the studeni
ody and its leaders a complete reformatiox
f student government. It recommendi
mmediate investigation of a system thai
vill include, and represent more stu.
lents. It recommends that a system be de.
,eloped that will furnish practical trainini
pplicable in later life.
As a suggestion, the Gamecock offers th(
tudent government plan followed by the
Jniversity of North Carolina at Chapel Hill,
That government is fashioned 'after statc
,overnment. It is divided into threc
ranches, executive, judicial, and legislative,
The president of the student body and
Lis advisory council are the executive group
'he student council assumes the judicial
oowers (now invested in the Honor Board
tere).
The power plant is the legislative and its
peaker and committees., Representation
n the legislature is based on dormitories
nd organizations.
These fundamentals can be altered to fit
,arolina's situation.
Yet with this legislative plan, each stu
ent is in closer touch with student gov
rnment, he is assured of representation.
With this system goes political parties,
Llways two, frequently three or more. These
arties are well organized and conduct cam
aigns for their candidates. In maintaining
hese parties interest is of necessity high,
'hey remain constantly in action during the
ear. With these groups, more students
re involved in student government.
There is no reason why this plan, or an
ther perhaps more effective, could not be
forked here. Granted, it would take a little
iork and time to get it started, but the now
vasted motion and time could not be ap.
lied better.
The Gamecock would be pleased to receive
ny letters or comments on this idea. Any
ianifestation of interest would be grati
ying.
Our student body is ineffective because
is not organized. Before we start criti.
izing situations on the outside, let's clean
ur own house.
roup of loyal supporters of the Gamecock,
iho refuse to speak one way at church and
n entirely different way at a football game,
)uring this past season we have not openly
oiced opposition to yells which make up by
he use of cuss words what they lack ir
riginality; for if students want to cuss at
ootball games, that's their business.
But we cannot sit quietly by and allow
tudent officials to allow the Name of God
o be taken in vain by drunks withoui
oicing our deep anger and repulRion.
With all of our hearts we speak oul
gainst such profaneness! V. R.
portsmanship. Why not yell for the playe,
o "Shake it off !"?
Secondly; the cheer leaders should seleci
roper times for cheers. No one wants tc
'eli his head off while waiting or watching
or a crucial play in the game. Couldn'l
he band and the cheer leaders alternate be
ween times out?
There is no excuse for the students nol
'nowing the yells. An assembly progran
nd rnany pep rallys have been devoted tc
~arming them. In addition to this, the
~aders go through them once before they
re given. If attention were paid for a
ew moments, an organized cheer that would
hatter the other side of the stadium could
e made.
Carolina plays Wake Forest Thursday.
'his is the last game of the year. Make it
hie best. The team is trying whether they
'in or not. Just a little cooperation amonR
die cheer leaders, students, and band would
ake a great difference in the impression
re make and leave with the public.
Let's get organized, gang!
By ED MOORER
ife's earnings, fairs at Carolina, the necessary
Is that thos lists and information required and
liedbsithenhis asked for by the afore-mentioned
college- of fice was supplied within the
neome exceeds tmlitanshuld have allowed
>r Public Law the checks to come through or
their subsist- time or with some reasonable de.
uaced to coin- lay. Due to the inefficiency and
. This, I un- lack of coordinanted effort at
oss several- Fort Jackson additional record!
tate the word were necessitated. Many errora
ampus. Gen- were made, and so *in the process
fer in silence of rectifafing and correcting these
~tience unless errors we must carry on with~
11 of the red whatever capital we have on
t believe that hand or can scrape together.
will suffice. Dean Chase of the administration
>uth Carolina did say that if anyone got into
the Veterans real tight means which would
mat Office at unless aided, cause withdrawal
>rding to Mr. from school, that he would like
Veterans Al- them to contact him.
"DID I MEET YOU AT
BROOKLYN, JUNIOR ?"
School spirit at Carolina Is I
Alumni sat back and glowed
volume of sound that came;.fr<
'
quarter hour before game tinr
and a volunteer assisting him,
stands with some of the best y<
But when the playing star
half time you could talk to you
middle of the student section and
be understood perfectly.
Admittedly the game was dis
appointing, but it'seems as though
the time to cheer the team hard
est is when the going is toughest.
Dollars And Sense
Columbia College, the progres
sive little institution across town,
is putting the University to shame
in the matter of alumni support.
It's a fine thing for the old
grads to support the football team
through the medium of the BAM
Club, but our scholarship and en
dowment funds are embarrassing
ly low. If size and relative Im
portance to the State are consid
ered, then the University ought
to have an endowment fund of
several millions of dollars to
compare with the more than half
a million Columbia College boasts.
Actually our fund stands much
lower than theirs.
Everybody will be happy if the
goe ovr te tp.I col' so
eve mreenhuiasm hover
if he eope o th ciy wul
Se hol thir ataroAi fe
volume of Bound $t0,00 cnditiona
apn ah voUnteersy aising him
eqand amout fom ofthe bestces
wout wefne tart toain str
haf Tim ayuco Italktoyo
updlo the phstudepnt ton and
beUnerstoo thsperctly.ot
Aditted the edae wasedifose
thenimen, chneer thea hard-on
et ispaent the gong aisniuhst.
DolasrndSes
sieTleadinsttution acr town
ia putigthe isvakity tod sae
forar the masking the alumte suport
Istr a fne thin frth gorn
mrd toa $s,700,00 the foobll tham
throdg The miled alf the Bup
Club, that they ca shget. en
dowment funds tore memerasg
ly low.rI rscie anty relaegam
praitance ttn the Sttreecni
eted,te theroUniatrontyough t
seerslature.ion't of darsi to
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PAWLEY'S-OR WAS IT t
with pride at the tremendous
on the cheering section in the
e. With a single cheerleader
the students rocked the Duke
.lls ever heard in that stadium.
ted, the yelling stopped. By
r neighbor in a whisper in the
lina, apart from the classroom,
laboratery, housing and land re
quirements, ILre an adequate din
ing room and a suitable chapel.
Overcrowding in the cafeterias
is at the bottom of many loud
complaints about the quality of
food served. Many students have
to take meals off the campus, fre
quently at considerable expense,
simply because our present facili
ties are inadequate. If the re- VV
quested appropriation is approved, 81
that situation will be corrected.
One item calls for a $1,000,000
student union building and dining
hall.8
I don't suppose that this Is an g1
appropriate time to ask about a
cooks. d
There's an $800,000 item to
provide for a new' chapel, audi
torium, and music rooma. if t]
you've seen the magnificent thea- h
ter aind auditoriumss at. Witro
Colegein ockHil, yu hve a
--itha5oRpeetto
strne thing motaaigtig
wiot prident theritremehedous
pu the chemer setinuo im- h
eporth meeinglecerlae
The stuents roced threxampea
annouevrhd eingo th sdim.
ted teiis he yeln tped. Betay
rnewimeor nathismeetin bte
evn aparn from thn twenty-fove
laboratry hosngadp.de
in roombe andf suitabledl cateve
Orrowdzaiong i n the caetris
isoat terottodmebrp of maylu
cmaintims about teulityed of
fodcervdaystdnshv
tovtak mealsn ookf tke thempuse
qunlycton sierblaypese
Atong are ndqae. if the reas
thatesetation il the oreted.in
Onse ite anet for Bac $1,000,00
studentl union buiin andmething
I don00 supoetnho thisas
apprprte tmeouh to ask abouta
There' can $800,000 intem net
prditon fo ah numberhaseto reach
ayuing se thagnifie nt thea-h
tere-an auitrium (tat' Whopn
Cole in ck Hill o have onb
moe whatcesiueta pSmihwnt. kn
dicthspotiReprsnat.
IO'se oo thet amaing things
ever ioeval s the yeae*tunutfrs-v
class.cudmse esta wn
organizAoLINA on tetmu
Icas. a geting tor,h pace where
ever mevetin loks crlie the polls
TdE*ahe eAnnuaephlidy and
Aln heetbaemt sfame le,te A ss
rersation in e tcmn
isse ofret a...nd .. Blacs ur
like 4,000 stuents i n sc.ho.d.this
editi.BU INEf tenmber nis toeac
:t1drhs nioate
I certainly envy the chiropractor
He gets paid for
What I get slapped for.
Firstly and lastly and never again-ly we feel that it is
nly fitting and proper (to use a cliche)- that we issue
public apology to our beloved editor for our failure to
ieet the last deadline. WE met his deadline-lbut in a
%ther veiled fashion. The Editor must take into con
Ideration that we were ailing that night, and bear with'
s. Anyhow we only write this column onc't a week
-which reminds us of the lad who drank five Pepsi's
nd spent a ghastly evening.
Last summer when we were sojourning at that tropical
aradise, Pawleys di Lido, we saw one of the most amaz
ig things ever. Old Rastus was in swimming in the
orth inlet, when suddenly a tremendous shark appeared
nd lit out after Rastus. The race was on! Many
nd many a time we thought that all was lost for the
apless fellow; but on each of the shark's gains, Rastus
aemed to burst forth with an amazing renewal of speed.
'inally he swam right up to the shore by us, leaving
le shark behind. We went over to help the old man
his feet and tell him how lucky he was to be alive.
We asked in amazement how he had managed to out
wim the ferocious shark.
"Well suh," he answered, "Ah wuz swimmin' in water."
Curtains
Since the latest trend in art, literature, and cinema is
sychological, (everyone must have a reaction) we have
ecided to present as an aid to those suffering from frus
ations, neuroses and psychoses, a story for your edi
cation, a short short story, (complete on this page).
n Dramatis Personae!
Hans Von der Lust, a reclining young psychiatrist
out on a limb.
Epidermis Deep, a lovely young pyromaniac, who
has a burning passion for Hans.
Imogene Straightjacket, a straight laced old-maid
nurse.
Nimf O'Maner, former Irish swimming champion,
who has gone mad after missing her stroke in the
crucial race.
Mike Caviarovitch, tle bogus Russian prince who
thought he was Ivan the Terrible.
Giovanni O'Pitterello, the oice famous Irish tenor
who cracked on high "C."
Dr. Ingrid Smellbound, diabolical head of the sani
tarium, who is secretly in love with Hans.
The story thus far: thi dbe gkh, knejrl def,.h.hwuo.
ekny kha, sldkfjgha dkjghaiskd fhgaaa;sldkfjgh; a;
dkfgha; sldkjgha; sldkfgha; sldkgh woeiru q owowo.
Chapter Twenty
Ingrid dashed down to see Charles leap to his death
3reaming, "Puttsi, puttsi, cement mixer." She was
truck by the singular beauty of the scene. She drew
way from the cliff, looked at Frank, and with a shud
er of delight said, "Anybody got a match?"
Meanwhile Percival along with Ophelia had reached
ie summer house that ran by the brook where Thomas *
ad told her of the secret passage that led from the
-stle to Joe's.
All this had been watched by the old gnarled house
eeper Mrs. Pettibone, who had known of this long be
re either Jack or Frances. She turned to Madame
ompador and cackled in her high falsetto, then a lo'ok
r utter malignance came over her face. She croaked to
uliet, "Romeo ver in the clover!I"
.Matilda let out a fiendish laugh and stabbed the butler
'ith a butter knife, then walked out into the brilliant
mn to find Hans Von der Lust.
Hans, who had been walking in the late afternoon sun,
eard the cries of Charles. He dashed to the cellar, and
iere standing before him in her evil yet somehow fas
nating beauty was Dr. Smellbound, "Hans," she panted.
"Ah .just call me Lust," Lust just ainswered.
"Drink to me only with thine eyes," she said coyly.
.Here you rheumy-eyed old sack of neurosis- take
us !" he screamed. "What have you done with my Epi- d
armis ?" (Silence-) "Oh you did eh, you did well as
ou know too damn well that is really."
With this, Robert snapped out of his amnesia, and rec
smized Jo Ann, he clasped Bernice to his manly chest
id whispered, "Darling, let's get the hell out of here
afore the entire editorial staff blows its top."
Bye Bye, Kiddies! if you want us just scream.
Poem
There's the wonderful love of a fresh young maid,
And the love of a staunch young man,
And the love of a baby, unafraid,
---All have existed since life began!
But the love of loves,
The greatest love,
Surpassing that of a mother,
Is the
Tender,
Infinite,
Passionate love
Of one drunken bum for another.
S'prize Prize!
Since we are nearing the end of the page I'd best stick
uls little note in here--here where it's least likely to
u seen.
If I were awarding the prize of the week for self
itimidating stories, it would go to Doris Schmucker,
arolina's toothy-original personality kid.
According to her "friends" she received a telephone
dl one xipght this week. Those who were listeniing said'
was a very intelligent conversation; a little one-sided
iough, because the telephone was dead for fifteen min
tes before she noticed.
The prize comment of the week: "You're lookingod
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