The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 20, 1946, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
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ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
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STAFF
Editor ...................................... Anne Searson
Managing Editor ..........................Virginia Raysor
News Editor ..................................Mart Smith
Feature Editor ...................... Gcorge'Uclusta
Society Editor ............................... Rives Ward
Sports Editor .............................. Bryant Meeks
Exchange Editor ......................... Anne Stephan
Cartoonists ...................... Jinx Giles. Bill Jarrett
Associate Editors ..........
Saul Lavisky. Herb tseitel. C. D. Stone
Columnists-Martha lialtiwanger, Chick Shiels, Ferguson,
and McMullen. Gorge Dehy
News Staff-Mary Shoun. Victor Barrett. Elimabeth Mc
Daniels. Mary Helen Shawhan. Sidney
Brandenberg, Martha 3teadman, Bert Hem
ingway.
Sports Writers-Frank Scruby, Billy 9outh, Red Tyler,
Richard Thorton, Owen Miller.
Business Staff-Ed Teague. Candy Taylor, Joe Lumpkin.
Feature Writers-Jean Via. Stan W. diechlin. Dorothy
Perkins. Peggy Atkinson, and Michael
Karvelas.
Typists ...........................Jack Brett. Barn Moody
Circulation ...... .................. Frank Chapman
ADIEU
The staff and editors of T11E GAMECOCK
join in saying a parting word of good luck
and appreciation as this last issue of the se
mester goes to press. The cooperation of the
students and the faculty alike has been a de
ciding factor in the success of the present
administration of the paper. It is our hope
that this inspiring cooperation may be the
good fortune of all staffs to come.
THE VANISHING CAROLINIAN
Disparaging comments--whether ground
ed among observing bystanders, enthusiastic
alumni, or our own ranks!-have been strik
ing rather thick at our student body of late.
Some refer to it as student apathy, sonic as
disinterest, some simply murmur "C'est la
gare."
THE GAMECOCK, with its disturbing fac
ulty for dissention, again begs to differ!
Whoever these misguided individuals are
who think Carolina siirit is dead, we point
edly question their integrity or their infor
mation whichever the case may be. We do
not attempt to prove our point as any nor
mally intelligent soul who wanders across
our campus will be amply impressed by the
excess of activity going on.
However before we attach our thirty to
these editorial inches, we have a few sug
gestions to offer in con nection with the over
lapping channels of authority present on the
campus. We are continually amazed at the
number of organizations and committees
which meet on this campus every week. In
fact we even tried to get a complete list of
same and found that no one really knows
just who's doing what and when. That sit
uation certainly doesn't make for (fficiency.
There are two solutions to this problem.
Either do a little house cleaning and com
bine or dissolve some of these organizations.
or initiate some system whereby there is a
general head for all organizations to illumi
nate each on the activities of the others.
F acuIty committees are on the whole well
decided. But there is here also a needl for a
direct channel of authority. A path dlown
which all projects may glide smoothly toward
an end. There is too much "referring of this
to a committee and that to a department
head and back to a committee and1( then to the
faculty and back to the presidIent, once over
lightly by Dean Chase," and nothing decided
until six months later. The fault may lie
with student council or may lie with the fac
ulty or bo0th. Insist that it be corrected!
In a roundl about way this brings us upl
to "you'' and "'me'' who are the per'sonnel
of all committees anId organizations. We are
the "them" to which we all too frequenltly'
refer to objectiv'ely as "inefficient, short
sighted, and apathetic." We are the "Vanish
ing Carolinian" whose identity' is being con
sumed in a round of committee meetings,
club meetings, and other collective proceed
ings. That's all ver'y well. We're eager, we're
active, we're the backbone of the campus.
But it's well too to keep in mind that you
can do just so much well! Emerson once said.
"The more you join, the less there is of
you."~
It is indleniably better to concentrate your'
efforts in the behalf of oneC or two societies,
giving them your best, andl applreciati vely
applauding the efforts of someone else in an
other field. When the individuality of the
Carolina student disappears, the individual
ity of the University is also doomed !
TRI-MESTER INDEED!
THE GAMECOCK, along with the student
body at large and the administration, is in
deepest sympathy with the problems of the
veteran. They are, we know, formidable and
desirous of prompt consideration. But we
have also the over-all picture of the Univer
sity's future to consider.
Recently a group of well-meaning fresh
men law students approached the State As
sembly and demanded that the University
be made to continue on "an accelerated sched
ule." They succeeded in getting the House to
tack a proviso on to our appropriations re
quest which insists that Carolina offer a
"summer term."
There are still a few facts that demand
consideration before the House or anybody
else can force such an issue as this.
We have acceleration, gentlemen! The
spring term closes June, summer school
opens June 25 (with expansion of offerings
for the veterans), summer school closes Au
gust 17, the fall term opens September 9.
Only six days intervene between the spring
term and the summer school, only twenty
between summer school and the fall term. In
1947 two summer terms are scheduled. This,
gentlenen. is acceleration, believe us!
But if you're taking issue with the sys
tem, let us give you a few more eye-widen
ing facts about this third semester. First the
serious implications in regards to the sum
mer school of '46. Already the enrollment
for summer school is swelling beyond ca
pacity with the number of South Carolina
teachers seeking recertification. To run an
other term along with this school would be
to completely overpower the smaller depart
ments of the University. They would have to
split their staffs and resources between
two separate and distinct units-and, gen
tlemen, it just cannot be done! These de
partments are already under-staffed and
ba(lly equipped!
E1xperience with the summer term dur
ing the war has proved much. The first year
it was offered, i. e. 1943, it was very popu
kr. In 1944 there was a perceptible drop in
enrollment to 452 civilian students. Keep in
mind that the Navy with its financial aid
was still here, but last summer, 1945, there
were only 380 civilians enrolled.
Out of a class of 33 freshmen law stu
dents, 24 have indicated that they favor the
third term. The remaining nine ('o not seem
to care. The junior and senior law students
are not at all interested! This represents
only one department on the campus. We
have no figures, but judging from the spoken
word around the campus, the average ata
demic veteran does not favor a third term.
Surely the pre-medical students, whose en
tire schedule is thrown off by our system,
are not in favor of it. The medical schools
Only enroll once a vear; a student finishing
his undergraduate work in November here
Vould have to wait a whole year around be
fere he couldl enter medical school.
The tri-mester is out of gear with the
greater p)ercentage of universities in the
cou nt ry. T HE G A MECOCK goes on record as
being opposed( to its contintintion!
NOT SO FAST!
That screeching of mental brakes you're
hearing is THE GAMECOCK, all hot and hoth
ered with enthusiasm over the Senate's pass
ing our long-deserving app)ropriations re
(iuest emb)odied in the Senate Finance Ap
plropriations Bill. The old Bird was all ready
to crowv for our astute legislators and their
benef('ice nce.
But the figures r'ead this way. The Senate
has p)assed the hill at the saume figure the
.Iouse specified which is $515,500 (fiye hun
dIred andl fifteen thousand. five hundred (101
lars). 'That sum is exactly $201.488.88 less
than the $716,488.88 we asked for-andl
they've tacked on a proviso which states that
we will have to conduct a third term!
Ge(ntlemien of the legislature, a third term
will cost the University' an estimated $260,
000. T[his means the University is $461,
488.88 (four hundred and sixty-one thou
sand, four hundred and eighty-eight dlollars,
and( eighty-eight cents) short of w~hat it
needs!
'T'IF GAMECOCK, fully cognizant of the fig
uresC set downI by the adlminlistration in their
reqluest, b)egs to inform you that these fig
Ures were not padldedl ! They represent the
essential needis of the institution!
T1he Navy has been spending between
$700,000 and $1,000.000 per year on its stu
dents at (Carolina. ,iuly I this revenue stops.
finis, terminates! The unprecedlented expec
tations on enrollment for the coming years
will be a great tax on the University. This
means i ncre'ased staff, increased equipment,
cafeteria increases.
We hope that when the bill which is of
such vital importance to ouri state Univer
sity is returnedl to the House this week, the
solons of the flouse will see fit to reconsider
their current decision. Otherwise the Uni
versity andl its students are due to continue
operating under the veritable poverty which
has so lngr been their cross tn bear!
ne WamcOCK
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We are certainly lucky people to be getting an education,
but about this time every semester I for one don't feel so
lucky, and after exams, I doubt if I will have any feeling
left at all. It might be the influence of these exams, or it
might be because of an unhappy childhood, but I simply
can't see myself digging into a bunch of old files to get ma
terial for "Looking Backwards." so as this is the demis of
this column I will depart with sonic gems of poetic wisdom.
Roses are blue,
violets are pink.
That is after,
The twenty-third drink.
(This will be accompanied with violent screams of hilar
ious laughter.)
Be there a coed, with voice so dead,
That never to herself has said,
"This is my own, my final exam
Cram, Cram, Cram."
Ode to a Soda Jerk
"Ho-Hum"
He said,
And,
"Soda bed."
Jack and ,Jill,
Went up the hill,
Each with a 'dollar and a quar'ter,
Jill came (down,
With two-andl-a-half,
D)o you think they went for' wateri?
Do you think that the tri-semester' system would1 benefit
enough studlents to make it practical?
Tlom Hrophy-No ! It would be a better incentive to study
if' the students had a summer vacation.
Lou Magna ni-No, but it would help the veterIans catch
up on lost semesters.
Vivian Anderson-Yes, because the veterans need to get
through in a hurry.
Viv'ian Chapman-it's a good idea, because boys taking
pre-med and pire-law need to finish to go to law and med
schools.
Jlohn Ilart---Defi nitely. returning v'eterans dlon't want four
more years out of their lives.
Ruth (Crawford-No ! They can come to summer school
anid get almost as nmany credits, and the three semester sys
em overworks the faculty.
.J(erry Meecham-No, professors need summer vacat ions to
re(st and1( to recover from wvar-time strain.
Marit ha Pa rker--Yes, it wouIld benefit the vet era ns.
Jiim G;ibson-No! For instance, FO pre-meds would finish
n February' on the semester basis andl could not enter med
school until t'all.
Kate Ellison-Yes, I think that it would benefit enough
to have it.
G;ordlon Shoemaker-No, it would not benefit the majority
of studIents.
Sarah Rull-No, the students and professors get school
weary andl wear themselves out.
Bob Schaus--Without the navy I dlon't see how it can
work, besidles the professors have become stale..
Boots Clark-No, the mind should have some time to rest.
Frank Ilunley-No! That's all.
Virginia WVilliams-Yes, It will help the veterans.
Jimmy Martin-It sounds good to me because people can
ge't more work (lone that way than they otherwise could.
Edna Hill HIaynes-Yes, if they get more professors to
take the load off the ones who have worked so long and tire
lessly.
V wool mug 7 AbF V VW
The Latest, Dope
By George Celusta
The mist has cleared,
The sun has riz;
Beitel has left,
And here I is.
Since my predecessors have thoroughly covered all topics
in this column from seven means a coed employs of break
ing a date, to the rats in Tenement 20 (both subjects to
which your present writer would disclaim any exposure),
it nevertheless leaves a limited field for discourse to fill this
space in this and subsequent issues.
STATISTICS
In an attempt to enlighten our perusing public, we have
rummaged through volumes, looking for a little unborn mo
ron .(.inside dope). We discovered that at the present time
within these campus confines, there are more horse's necks
than there are horses. Also that according to recent figures
disclosed by the 1944 census, half of the married people in
this state are women.
HERO-WORSHIP
Three epic characters aire understood to increase the col
lective pulse rates of Maxey occupants each time they pass
into or out of the canteen and post office-Dutch Brembs
for his speed displays on the gridiron last fall; 'cute' Billy
Pizza as a result of his adeptness on the hardwood court;
and Poor Richards Almanac Vanderveen, for reasons un
known. Each time one of these individuals passes by Maxcy,
the structure assumes a slight list of his side.
NICKNAMES
With basketball season at an end for home fans, we
thought you might like to know a few sobriquets by which
the players have been intimately called. First, there is "Bird.
dlog" Thornton, who when scooping a stray ball from the
floor with outstretched arms takes on the appearance of a
pointer hot on the trail of a quail. "Crick" or "Esquire"
Talus, whose reputation is that of being the "After"' pic
ture in a "Before and.After" advertisement. "Al Capone"
Meeks, alias "Scarface." distant relative of The Lofgren,
only man from Texas with a bow-legged jaw.
"Old Man" Mallis, sage, senile sentinel, whose wisdom,
mellowed with age, has proved a steadying factor on the
youngsters of the squad. "George" P1hilbin, the only man
who has lived to tell of diving o; the highboard into a pool
devoid of 1120. "Pretty Boy ' '.zza, whose every shot causes
a frenzy in his bobby-sox routing section. "Red" 'Trewhella,
known thusly because of a certain weakness inherent in 7
him regarding the weaker sex. "Bones" J'arbell, who slashes
through opposing players with his knife-like elbows. "Lover"
Foote, whose hunger for the sweeter things in life is
Satiated by teminine admirers whose frantic efforts to pur
chase ice cream for him are thwarted by this hero. "Splin
ters" Bolo, who advocates addition of backrests and cushions
for the benches. "Tweet" Trewhella, younger member of the
brother act, one handed push-shot artist. Iinally, "Cooter"
Giles, definition and origin unknown, but renowned from
California eastVard to France. (Non Monsieur.)
COMMISSIONING
A number of fortunate underclassmen will be one auto
graphed dollar richer when they render the first salute to
newly commissioned officers this afternoon. The Navy is
adding a new ensign for each state in the Union, plus Geor
gia, when 48 of the ROT's will uncover their half-inch gold
stripes at the combiniedl grad uation-commissioning exercises
in the field house. T1he ensigns wvill all depart for Newport.
R. I.; some stopping en route to establish legal claims for
family allotments, before setting sail on a six-month train
ing cruise'.
BETWEEN TERM VACATION
D)ue to the short time between term vacation, students are
planning to spend the few dlays in nearby rest .havens ad
vert isedl in Chamber of Commerce bulletins, devouring
victuals recommended by D)uncan ines, etc. Caravans are
p)lannedl to the beach, "su nny". Florida, the mountains.
Other ECager Beavers, we hear-, will remain on the campus
mi ordler to .jumnP the guin on next semester's studies and
assure themselve's of a Priority in the hectic registr-ation
chaos.
NEXT TERM
Expecting to return r full of the t hree proverbial "'V's'"
everyone is looking forward to a Spring Term full of ac
tivity. With Valentine's D)ay breaking the ice, andl the sea
son of year fast approaching w'hen a young man's fancy
turns to w~hat the girl has been thinking of all the while,
the influx of veterans retur-ning t.o the campus, and a new
contingent of 180 Naval students reporting, professors and
coeds are apt to be faced with many trying situations. There
is p)romise of relaxation of Navel Regimentation so that
Navy students can even more near-ly assume the r'ole of
civilianI college st udents.
FAREWELL
With1 this issue we bid adieu to the Red llen, who might
have la id a few eggs during her p)erch on the roost, but nev
('rt heless has kept the nest andl incubated us from adolescence
to> the stage where we nmust use "Now B.e H onest, Hav'e You
'Fried--HA RRHASOL4?" bi-weekly. Now that she has fled the
coop, we have in her steadl Virginia. To hoth these young
women and the other- members of the gentler' sex who have
b)een doing such a remnmarkable job at the helm of The
(Gamecock, we can only show'our gratitude with continued
efforts in the paper's behalf. And to our new editor, we
dedicate the following with profound reverence:
Thy beauty shines, Oh Lovely One,
Better by far than the rose;
T'were but a pity, 'tis all I can say,
,,That thy shine is all on thy nose.
'1hrouigh a br'oken p)ane in one of these windbows in Mrr'
Ed(itor's of fice, 1 see that the moon is rising; the hi'
outside the dloor~ is subsiding; andl the printers are callung
for the copy, and( needless to say, we ran short of material
long before we started to write this column. We knowv a
chain is only as strong as its weakest link, 8o don't stop
here--read through the rest of the paper--someone told m
your name is metineomaoterpae