The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 28, 1945, Page Page Four, Image 5
The Gamecock
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ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
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STAFF
Editor .......--............................. Anne Searson
Managing Editor ..........................Virginia RauNsor
News Editor ..:............................ Joe Drennan
Feature Editor .................. George Celusta
Society Editor ............................... Rives Ward
Sports Editor .............................. Bryant M eeks
Exchange Editor .......................... Anne Stephan
Cartoonists ...................... Jinx Giles, Bill,Jarrett
Associate Editors.........
Saul Lavisky. Herb beitel. C. D. Stone
Columnists-Martha Haltiwanger, Chick Shicds.
News Staff-Mary Shoun, Victor Barrett. Eliznbeth Mc
Daniels. Edwnrd Coleman. Shorty Johnson.
Frances McGec. Stan W. Mechlin. Mary
Nortoi.Jo Aime lws. Sarah 13ill. 131tty
Hendley. Rand.v Reeves. lutih Newel. Mary
Helnvi Shawhan. Elinor Price. Marti Cox.
Violet Brethes. Sidney Braidenbvi.g. Maritha
Steadman. Mary SaYe Gaston, Bert Hent
ingway, and Ann Rior<dan.
Sports Writers-Henry Swicord, Frank Scruby. Naomi
Staley.
Business Staff-Ed Teague. Candy Taylor. Belinda Col
lum. Bobby luggins.
Feature Writers-Jean Via. Stan W. Mechlin. Dorothy
Perkins. Peggy Atkinson. and Michael
Karvelas.
Typists ..............Dee Kelly, Jack Brett. Bam Moody
Maintenance Operations
R1,%eeqet Filed
Below we are pr-inting the complete text
of the Maintenance and Operation rquest
recently filed by the University. The Game
cock submits these facts and figlres to you
as conclusive proof of the University's pres
ent material needs.
Budyct Text
The total appropriation reluested fo'
Maintenance and Operation for 19 1- 17 is
$776,488.88. This is $103.2 12.11 in excess of
that requested and $260.988.88 mor-e thall
was appropriated for the pr-esent fiscal year.
This reue(IUst is based 011 a1 expected en1roll
ment of 3,500.
The present. enrollment of 2.2 11 regular
students at the Uii ity i. the largc,t in
its history, and (oes not ilclUde those tak
ing courses in the Extension Division.
Owing to the uncertainty of Congressional
action on the Navy Department's recommen
dation, our- estiniates wer-e pr-eired to in
clude a NIROTC pr-ogram similar to that
given prior to the war.
The butiget items provide for:
(a) An incwrease iln the st afIf and fatcutltvy
nleedled for the pirospective large enirollment
for 1946-47;
(b) Additional equipment and s1pp)1lies
nleedIed for the incr'eased studl(ent houh- andl(
replacements for wor'n-oult equlip)menit and
postponed1 purchases.
(c) Accumnulat ed r'epairs5 andii mnptrove
mnents to bu ildli ngs a nd plant which have
been postponed for' lack of funds.
The r'easons for' addit ionlal equI iment and(
sulpplieS areC coveredl by the above para
gra phs. Reasons for ot her inlcr'ease2s are
givenl belowv.
Adm inistfratjion
An increase of $6.1 12.11 is asked for the
salaries of five (5) add(it iotnal assistants to
care for' the elar1lged enrollmenit andt spet
cial dIuties conntied wt ~ ithl veteranIs.
Jnstructdion
An increase of 81 :7,082. 11 is asked for'
the employment of twetnty-six (26) add i
tional faculty members, which reprnesents ant
increase of 1 5 pcent over (l t he curren'' it S's-.
sion as comnpa red with ani anitic ipateud in.
crease of a pprlox imat ely 5G )i'r ('entt illn lie
studlent bod(y. TPhis inicr'easo pro. v ides for
comp)ensationl to facul ty members no0w on
leave of absence to serve in the armed1 forces
who are returning to the U niversity, and
also provides for' an urigently' needled pro
gram of vocational and educat ional countsel
ing to all students, particularly to returning
vetera ns.
Librariy
The increase of $4,002 is to pr'ovide' five
(5) additional library assistants, three (8)
for cataloguing and two (2) for. the infor'
mation and loan dr-sk.
In 1938 the lib)rary began its reclassifica
tion of hooks from the obsolete Cutter' Sys
tern to the Dewey Classification when this
fund was exhausted. The pr'ogr'ess on this
work was so slowved up that it wvill r'eqirei
about 40 yearsi at the pr'esent spleed, to com
plete the cataloguing of the remaining 65,
000 volumes. We expect to secur'e abou $80,
000 from outside sour'ces to be expended on
three or four years. lThe receipt of such (10
nation will depend on our making the re
qnired contributions toward the early corn
pletion of this reclassification. This increase
asked for under this item is our 1946-47
contribution .which we will have to make in
order to secure funds from other sources.
It is expected that during January and Feb
ruary a survey of our library needs will be
made, the cost of which will be borne by out
of-state contributions.
Inf iriary
The increase of $4,827.50 is to employ a
woman physician, as was formerly done, for
women students. With 871 women students
enrolled in the Un'versity, of whom 545 re
side on the campus, a woman physician is a
necessity.
Additional nurses will be needed in emer
gencies.
G(enir(l Plant E.rpenscs
The increase of $10,000 is for the employ
ment of additional janitors and maids to take
care of the crowded dormitories, classrooms,
laboratories and other buildings.
An increase of $40,000 is for repairs and
materials required to provide for additional
phinbing and bathroom facilities, general
repairs and painting which for lack of funds
have accumulated on the very old buildings
of the University. This is also needed to re
pair and replace undergrown distributing
systems, a good percentage of which have
outlived their 1 usefullness.
An increase of $14,800 is asked for other
contractual services, which increase w%vill be
requirled for crating and transportation of
material and equipment which will be se
cured without cost from Federal surplus
property.
An increase of $5.500 is to provide addi
tional coal anid fuel required for the in
creased use of classroom buildings with a
larger enrollment.
Exncsion Dirision
This division of the University is 50 per
Activities of the Extension Division, in
cluding all ol f-campuis teaching, have mate
rial ly ilcreased. re(uiring additional staff.
This has been du1e to increased intereest in
teacher and veteran training and Statewide
itnterest in the vocational program.
An increase of 817,954.31 is asked for
salaries of addition,al personnel and special
p ay nents to provide for additional evening
classes and off-campus and correspondence
cor ,ses.
An increase of $9,750 is to provide for
travel expenses fo1r off-campus graduate and
extension centers established to meet the
demands, of teachers for recertification, for
which 1 no apprpriaion hebeni!made_-.
Derclopint (;rarle(( , School
This is to provide fellowships for grad
uate students, grants-ini-aid for members of
the facuilty engaged in research. purchase of
increased researCh facilities, aidI for publi
cation of' worthwhile research. The amount
asked for the coniing year is the same as that
appropriated last year.
(hving to more in-rgent nieeds, 865.000 of
this was truansferre d to cover emergencies.
Theli entire amuou nt of $:l1,500 will be nleeded(
for the coming year.
(;< Ur)rol ('onlinqient hun<
A ii increase of $10,000) over the $5.000
granIdtd for last year is being requested to
cover unforseen emergencies wvhich are sure
to arise in connect ion with the operation of
the inst it ution, em ploy ment of additional
sta.ff, and( cx pensi:es that wvill a rise in con
niect ion wit h the veterans ini the reconver
sion periodI.
Letter to the Editor
Novemberu 2::, 19
Al it 0r, The G amecock
( aniflils
i )car Nearsoll *i
A\s you know, I anm usually a very itgr('..
ablle person01, blit 'when' t ho tempefriitnte is at
t hirty deg.rees ando there is njot hing in the
CanIt(en to drIink e'xcept icet-coh(l co)kes, I tendo
toi be hiardc to ge't ailong with. I cantllO proIp
crly tclonifntrate Oin myI st udies w}wnh I aim
numbil bot h insihb andl out . J1udogintg by the
f.roze faciihes anod irua te personatuulit it's I meet
dlailby, mlianty others a re'50 siilarly aff.1ected.1
TIheref ore, I shouhll like to tuse' this spiace
to suggest. to the manager of the ('anteen
that, if it is possible, coffee be servedl so that
I andl others may become our amicable
selves once more. This slight inconvenience
would be an immeasurable pub)lic service.
Sincerely yours,
CARL STONE.
The history of man is pretty largely that
of' the adlventulre comic hero, colossally
stuiipid a bout getting into jams and1( super
naturally lucky.~ al out. worming ou t of same.
Tlhe Ilrit ish lift wartime rest rietions on
the ma nufacture of long socks. Nothing as
yet is said of those pre-war p)ants that keep
the armpits warm.
This is the silly season--in the backwash
of war---and any (lay some eccentric may
announuce plans to hike fronm coast to coast
without crossing a picet line.
ETHEL LAZAR,our YWCA
PRESIDENT, is o. r%bev of Atpha, KA.ppa, Gam.mn, of 4he
Oirienoaion Ste4nnq Cmmafee, and. o- Hdpahh LSerN. SoefG
She is PAsIc pesd0e4 Soph-TvY'ad Lha chylstlan Serulce.
Cub She wa.s mn Orent-ion te.chev, ond . anmber of ha
GAMECOCK sig ITuie efecke& 4o '( ca.bnot7 EWJ sGved aS
.iswssion Clwvvn and. Vespers Cwrman. She is a. pdsr
SecrYo. ofj- Soph V. EAell is resicGnr o.- Delft, ZoVa.,.
34AA round
II view of recently liearld comments, K. S. K. has submitted
this 1estion to the Gameeock to 011ain varied opinions:
Shou l the Carohima ring he claniged
Earl Hayes, L. (,. Iaifour iepresentiaive: No, il is a bemu
t1i1u n111d u(IrliIble rin".
Merial Black: No. if tile ring were hidt up or iind a design
o!! it. it wiN11h look like a IiIh sthool ring".
Marion Whaley: I eai see notliig wrong vii Carolina ring.
Phil Pfannebecker: It slhoul Ibe definitely eliinged. It vould
be a It better lookin.
"Foots" James: 1i is an iyIy rile.z. sloi bn built up. Clem
SI n11 d hi h shooi l rin! are liiiee looking.
Jack Greybill: It has heei tle same sincie Ihe LniversitY has
beenl foliluded biut I thiiik it cuoild be iliproved.
Dick Brasington: I am of the smie opinion as Jack.
Banks Scarborough: I would like a more massive riig.
Franklin Hines: It slioild have a (;unecock oi one side and
a lie on tle olier.
Walter Myers: It is too phiin and noi easily recognized.
Dick Strichartz: It is time for a elmnge. You can't tell it's a
I ni versil y ring, it has not dist itinguishing featir-e.
Sarah Bull: I tiink tie ring is lovely l should he left as is.
John Evans Hart: The rin.. shol( be inore modern.
Hallie Pratt: I don't like it.
Norma Kirby: I tiiiik th ey- are really sh alrp.
Cleo Deaton: Ilop I have on1e like tie preseit one.
Johnny Reese : No' Ihu thii i iese radicals w ho want t o chanuge
eve rything
Joyce Hetzel: It's t akeni me two yem-is to get finaneially able
o huv (one aonui it it's chain2ed it will upset nwm so I wot he
abtle to get onie for thle next ten yvem-s.
Well here we are again, back trying to dig some stories
out of the Past history of the University. This job sometimes
becomes rather Odlious, so if I might take the liberty ( I
wouIld like to propose a IE 1K 1ID TO COLU MNIS~T WE ElK.
If you ever come (down to the Gamnecock office a fewv hours
before the paper goes to bed'(, chances areC that y'ou would
find several of us (dashintg madlyv .round( shoutinig for some
one to give us material to fill three or four blank inches.
Eeyissue we have to fill our alloted number of inches,
and1( occasional ly the nmaterial that goes i nto) them is quite
inftrior, like this, so wvhenm you readh something you dlon't
Iikhe, or (lon't agree withI, please don't raise the roof withi
shotuts oft bi tter condemna'ti tion, . ist triy to "'he kind to col umntn
ist,"' and1( why not, there is one for animals?
Babcock
There is a rat her old1 say iing a round the campus that Uni
ve'rsity students quote Shakespe: re, the Bible, and Dr.
Habcock, more often than anyone else.
More About Babcock
Some years ago D)r. Babcock' asked a freshman which he
thought was better look ing, boys or girls. After considlerable
thought the freshman replied, "WVell, boys are all right, but
girls are artificially better looking."
Too Much About Babcock
While speaking of D)r. Babcock, have you noticed that
during registration the line waiting to sign for his course
in vocab)ulary has been longer than the linle for any other
non-requi redI subject ?
No More About Babcock
This may not have atnything to (do with Looking Back
wards, but1 recently on an orentation quiz studlents were
asked to list three acceptable reasons for excused absences.
One studaent pt: marriage, dIraft.ed, andl death.
Mishellaneous
Oh, well, (niow inl the "well" dIid that "w" get there) it's
about time to gather the copy and (lash it (down to the
printer. See you in the next issue, and don't take too much
sngar. it's still rationed.
By HERB BEITEL
Carolina has many interesting students and many inter.
esting scenes but the one thing about Carolina that I shall
always remember for the rest of my torturous life. That is
my close friendship with Johnny Joiner. Johnny was not
an unusual looking boy. le was tall, he was short, he w.s
(lark, he was light. Ile was thin and he was portly. But only
when one stopped to consider his personality was an out
standing point discovered, for Johnny Joiner was a joiner.
When he first arrived, he confided in me, he was an or
dinary student endowed with a sincere desire to study and
discharge his duties as a student faithfully. Then one day
the Grand Rajah of the S. P. C. A. sent Johnny an air mail
special delivery appeal to try to remedy a disgraceful Situa
tion here. It seems that there had been several cases of stu
dents throwing shoes at the termites and even cases of the
poor things being maimed. Johnny rose magnificently to the
situation and launched a never-to-be-forgotten campaign for
termite glorification. Results from his efforts were marve
lous. Termite santun sanctoriums were erected all over the
campus and the lowly, humble termite reigned supreme,
much as the sacred bulls of India. But the termites, being
very stupid little animals, were not very grateful to Johnny
for his gargantuan efforts and one day as Johnny sat in the
sawdust of his office, he decided to turn his efforts to more
glorifying fields.
In spite of his ultimate failure, Johnny was given the title
of the Grand Protecting Sire of the Termites and was award
ed an appropriate key bespangled with gold termites.
Johnny's reputation was established and away he went.
He joined the Euphamismians and the Bow Harts from
which he got keys. He became a membeer and an officer in
the "Y." For meritorious service rendered in behalf of plant
and animal life on the campus he was nominated a member
of the Canary Yellow Key and the 0. D. Key. IIe served
on many committees including the Student Tripes Commit
tee and the Student Problems Committee (devoted to work
ing out student math problems). Johnny was next appointed
to the Inter-Maternity Council and became senior crass
president.
Johnny w%as extremely happy but one could tell that he
was over-oding it. He lost w\veight and his shoulders became
more and more stooped, but still he joined and joined and A
joined and joined until he at last belonged to thirty-three
different organizations or committees. For each of these
thirty--4hree groups Johnny carried on an appropriately sized
log chain as many keys.
In his senior year Johnny wvas selected as the man most
likeely to rival the Yale Lock Co. The University decided
that such service above and beyond the call of duty should
bee beritoriouslv rewarded, and it was finally decided to give
Johnny the thing that vould make him most happy-an over
size key in commemoration of his many services as a student.
On graduation day, as Johnny Joiner mounted the
speaker's platform an expectant hush fell on the assembled
crow(d. His log chaih with its thirty-three gold keys glistened
decorously in the brilliant afternoon sun. Johnny's wan face
even showed a small flush of color from the excitement. His
drooping excuses for shoulders seemed a little straighter in
spite of the ponderous weight that they carried. The presi
dent rose and spoke a few solemn words of meritorious
praise that exalted Johnny to hitherto unthought of heights.
As the president finished his speech he tried to lock this one
last key on Johnny's log chain but he couldn't find an emp)ty
link. F"inalyy after great search and troub)le the president
locked the key on the ring of another key. As the president
locked this one last trib>ute in p)lace, Johnny's body' shook
andI shivered. ,Johnny madle a sup)erhuman effort to sup)port
the mighty weight, but it was futile, with one last terrible
convulsion his backbone snappedl andl Johnny andi his keys
collapsedl with a loud jangle to the stage.
And so Johnny died doing the thing he loved most to
joining-he has joinedl his ancestors. I know that wvherever
he is that Johnny is carryin g on his noble work and joining,
joining, joining, jioining.
M.v earMr. eitlorm letter: Tough Customer No. 5.
In response to our many pleas of the past we havc been e
greeted and cheered by an absolute silence on your part.
We have now arrivedl at stel) number five in our collection
routine. This is to in form you that unless you pay your cor
sage bill1 from last semester that we will be forced to make
your dlates attend all formal funct ions for the coming term
uingracedl by ourI gorgeous corsages.
Step number six isn't very nie-better may up 1m
EL;M ER'S E-LI-:AG;NUS E<MPORIUM.
I have now sworn t hat I shiall neverf'I bra ve t hat line again.
I had holped s0 for a prof) ession of my uindy ing love from
Some of my manyv adlmirer's and( got niothing but the bill
for my past follies.
. walke into the GJamlecock oiffice the other (lay and
Dlevil IDog' Searson beckoned at me wvith that little bolonga
loaf she calls a finger and saidl, ''Mr. Beitel I want to see
you.' A fter being ushored into her Iair' and the carpet had
been ce'remoniously. rolled for me, she began to giv'e me ver
bat im all of the many comments about the last column
how couldl you People be so cruel.
After perhaps one of the shortest and most undistin
guished reigns in the history' of iournalism, I am going to
retire from the throne (I keep waking at nigfits seeing
spe tres of many irate readers chasing me) . In accordance.
w ith the many wishes of my followers andl in the hope of
a long life I will the sulicidlIal task to some dlarn fool by the
name of Marty Smnith. I uindlerstandl that he has recently
been released from the A rmv A i. ( -o') scoahcwr
an im e is repaiing p)ost -haste to Carolina (uinder' guard).
aty this a former ('. lina student. A pparently he found
thtte Air Corps was not fast enough and has siecidea
that writing a column is the quickest and most painful
death possible.
Seriously it has been a lot of fun--even for' me, during
this short chat for the past two issues. I know you will like
Marty and I hope your memoris won' b, toculo e