The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 01, 1944, Page Page Four, Image 4
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The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1908
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
Issued Bi-Weekly by the student body of the University of South
Carolina darng the college year except during examinations and
vacation periods.
Entered as se-ond:class matter at the postoifice at' Columbia, S. C..
November 20, 1905.
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STAFF
Editor ..............................................Harry H. Jenkins, Jr.
Managing Editor .......................................John H. Reese
EDITORIAL STAFF
News Editor .........................................Bobby Williams
Associate Editora-David L.vnn Freeman. Ilelen Pride Craig. Jimmy
lBrockman, Mrgaret .lonea
Exchange Editor ......... .. ...................Sarah F. Pull
Co-Ed Editor .......... .....- .................. eume food
Society Editor ...................................Mlargaret Mre:lveen
Co-Sports Editors .................... B. Cureton. J. C. l>enni
Staff Photographer .................................Maimminha rris
Circulation Manager .-----............................George )eLay
News Staff-Ethel Lazur. iamilton Simpson. Ernest Davis, Knobby
Walsh, Ethel L. Sideman, Julia Hull, Bol) Pierce, Ietty lendley.
Sarah Jean Baldwin. Slarearet Holmes, Marian Kuminski. Jerry
Robinson. Eleanor M<:Call. Loui Child, Penny Morgan, i.ibby
Cole, Martha Steadman, Jeanne Breton. Margaret de Merell.
4iletty Motley, Mary Lib Nance, Gloria Widner, Louise Shevett,
Patsy Patrick. Jimmie Hail.
Business Manager ........................................Billy Murray
TOWN HALL'S PURPOSE
STATED BY ST. JOHN:
"TO THINK CLEARLY"
It was heartening indeed to see the capacity
crowd that filled every available sat at the
first of the University-sponsored Town 111111
series. But, we hastily it add, that is only as it
Shuilid be.
For the purpose of the lectures, as announced
by W. H. Ward, who as head of the Extension
Division is directing the p)rogran, is to foster
and create real thought among Carolina stit
dents.
Robert St. John, globe-trotting news-gather
er delivered the first lecture, set the model for
fItrtie ,peikei's, and for the entire serics. When.
queried about it certain international question,
St. John held his hands over his eyes aid an
swered deliberately: "I am trying to think
clearly.*
I am trying to think clearly. In that siln)le
sentence, St. John stated the purpose of 'T'own
IIall in its ultimate con1cisenetss.
F'or if Carolina .stud(ents ean he tauight to
think ecarl~y on international. national andm
state qulestionis, then the mloney expendeIltd w'oiild
dwindle into niothiingness.
If the purpose of eduication is the preserva
tion. enrichment, and growth of a war of life
that way of life, demllocrac-thien tile ail ity
to think clearly is one of the baslic aims.
'The U~niversity, the Extension D)ivision, all
those concerned should be coinunended highly
for the excellent program they have arranthge~d.
Let there not he a vacant seat in Dranyton
I all at thle impijortanut detet oni the reorganIi
zation of the worldi a fter fthe wari on Janutary
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YOU GRIPE TO US
WE GRIPE TO YOU,
IT COMES OUT EVEN
Someone sauntered up to us the other day
and( complained caustically that their organ i
zatioin had not been getting adequate coverage
in the Gamecock.
'To alleviate any ideats of discrinmiination lie
might have, and in a way of explanation for
any future complained, here's th(e reason:
On Tuesday and 'Wednesday afternoons, and
Wednesday night, the Gamecock is put to bed.
Tuesday afternoon there were two staff menm
bers working in the office. Another stuck his
head in the door, thought several seconds of
the work he would incur if he walked in,
wheeled around and scurried off.
Wednesday nighlt tile editors were there,
until the wee houirs of 'Thursday morning. WVe
are doing our best in our efforts to give each
campus organization amle news space: if we
ee
In addition, our space. is limited; conse
quently, we cannot print everything we would
like, to. Those stories' with most news value
naturally receive priority.
If you still feel we have "done ya wrong",
write us a letter.
PROFESSORS REMAIN
SAME CLASSROOM
PERSONALITIES
We doubt that there is a single student on
the campus who knows a single professor as
well as he would like to know him. Such is
the deplorable state of student-faculty rela
t ilons.
Relations? What student-faculty relations
are there? Our pedagogical pennicans stroll
into their classrooms, adorn their professional
chairs for the required hour, impart the
knowledge they are supposed to, and leave.
Thus ends their relations with the students,
with. of course, a few exceptions. Too few.
Perhaps that is a little outspoken, a little
too strorng. But education is not confined to
the class"rooi. No, no! It extends far, far
beyond that.
A predecessor of ours found occasion to re
iark: "'The faculty does not concern itself
with any activity beyond the call of duty.
Forgetting their Ph.D's might entail some
thing more than scientillating classroom ses
sions, the majority of the teachers have iso
lated theiselves completely from their pro
hor" his information, and yours, (lie faculty
still cannot forget their 'h.D's and, as ever,
rest conmplacently in their isolationism.
Our proposal is this: Professors should, in
sofar as it is possible set aside several hours
one day each week when tudents might drop
into their homes (or more appropriate rendez
vous) and chat informally of cabbages and
kings in a spirit of warm congeniality.
Through this we will know each other better,
and rememtuber professors not as classroom per
sonalities. but as advisors, and-friends.
We think it's a feasible plan.
ANOTHER PIGSKIN
SEASON GONE;
FUTURE INDEFINITE
Football season is over. On the record books,
the season might be termed inildly unsuccess
ful. fori a total of three wins, four losses, and
two tie gamnes is not, we admjit, impressive.
And, too, a season inl which the Clemson
game is scored on (lhe dlebit side of the ledger
can not be deemed successful. For the student
bodyv-theirs not to crow and cry, theirs but to
gr'oani antd sigh, waiuit 'til next year!
I lowever, (lie team fought a good fight tall
.vear, rising to spasnmodic brilliance and falling
iito singular* unimpressiveness. Those who
gambled with the pigskin played their best
game against Georgia Pre-Flight early in the
season, andl iniappropriately enough, their
wors-t game against the Bengal's from (Cem
son way.
No one, froni ourl best information, knows
who will coach the Birds next season. If the
nav~y heaves, no one knows where the team
will comei from. It is certain, never the less,
that there will be a coach and a team.
TIo this semester's gridsters, Coach Williams
"D)oc" Newton, the maligned managers, and
puIblicity muan Wairdlawv-a good job well
YELLOW JESSAMINES
INSTEAD OF ORCHIDS
FOR GARNET & BLACK
Were our dlecidledly sub-normal hiort iculturmal
nmnd working prop)erly, we would know
whether or not yellow jessamines werIe b)loomr
ing. If, perchance, they we're, we wouild pick
a whole basketful and send them to Anne Dar
by Tison andl her Garnet and Black staff.
F"or aftei' an extendled, protr'acted delay the
1941 annual has applearedl. True, it has its
typograp)hical errors, its little mistakes, but
they are, happily, few.
For thme unmistakable salvage of a yearbook
that seemed dlestinedl for literary limbo, the
G & B sthff dleserves a basket-no, two!
baskets of yellowv jessalmines.
Are yellow jessamines blooming?
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tvzlnbEr o. rIorloR BoaRtI, Stu4isnt Octiat.er C(anrnfr,
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P'reslryttrian Sf udet (eeiss )(nppe DEL' /
Question of the Week
Wesre y sa;Fied with the lant registraon?
Answvers:
.June Detuer . . . Definitely not ! I have never seen si an
unruly affair in all my life. Besides, I not only lost my temper
but a perfectly wonderful letter with an important address in
the scramble. It is a good thing that the entire University isn't
run in a like manner.
J u. OConnor. . . W. J. Gorman and myself are self styled
lhumreorists. We think the registration was kopacetic.
John J. Lavin . .. The general comment of the Navy is nea.
It is . . . Sna fu . . . (Situation normal all fouled upl.)
Edna fill laynes ife. It was a mix-utp conglomeration so that
it reminded me of a carnvl lots of people with no main oject
in mrindJ.
Eugene MIil ler . . .14 wasn't quite ats bad this year ais it was
last.
e. B. Jone . . . i1 was aill right at lnaste did'it taske
muinister.
Muriel Black .. It was a knock-downg, dtrtg out afair.
C. . LRowan . .. Since profanity is out, I N' speechless.
Joe Joe Gorman . . .As og as Dot was there I didn't mind
it too mued biut there is lots of rootm e for impnroveme nt.
Lul Lehneg and Jack Bess.en t . . . For a University of this
size, we think it ws a disgrace.
Betty Ilughes . . . Well, I hated it !
C. II. Cochran . . . Tshe civilians had it harder thian the
V-12ers, we're used to standling in line.
Emily Lowman . . . Rather tiresome but it was funm standing
in line talking to the new students.
Toni Simpson . . . I received two broken ribs and a black eve
in that chapel brawl. I was entirely dissatisfied.
-Sunny McManaway . .. It'~s getting worse every year. I think
that the faculty should plan schedules before the day of regis
trat ion.
Claire Cely .. . It was a,ful !
Joe "The Spender' Iamilton . . . Being an old Carolinian, it
was no trouble at all.
Elizabeth Mulling .. . It was terrible !
Al Gramling . . . It was thme biggest headache and jumble I've
yet experienced. The faculty didn't plan it at till nor did they
have enough pe'ople to help them make it sensible. In the con
fusion that (developed, many stud(ents dlidn't get the course they
needled and several of the Navy students had to be0 set to other
schools to get the required courses.
Ann Darby TIison . . . It was aboninuable! I It would be eaisy
to handle it in a much more efficient manner. If the blanks were
(distributted a (lay or two before registration, it would simplify
matters no end.
Kinloch Bull . . . It was the most horrible e*perience yet.I
wore out three pairs of shoes standhing and after six hours in
line at the Registrar's office, I was tutrnedl back because I owes
11 cents to the Caroliniana Library.
Jeitne Good . . . It was downright con fusing.
lielen Lennard . .. It was .ll riht, con;sidering te tie.
Sinking Sand'.
By ANNE SEARSON
After a week of combing the campus in search of sotiie sort of
material to fill up these motley inches we're responsible for, we
are now inclined to promote anything from bigamy to murder
in order to get a little news. Our patience is wearing very thin
with this routine of everybody doing nothing all the time and
refusing to talk about it. Hutchinson and Spong are both main
taining a beligerent isolati<nism and having begun to depend
on them for such a majority of our sensationalism we find our
selves quite literally "at a loss for words". Do something! Do
anything-dye your hair or just plain die.
DISSERTATION ON EDIUCATION OFFICE
Perhaps our boss, Dr. Ellison M. Smith, was kidding when he
suggested that we do a paragraph on his office this week. We
have a sneaking suspicion the remark had slightly sarcastic
intonations as we composed a good deal of last week's copy on
that gentleman's tine. Nevertlheless. assuming that our ramb
lings are of acute interest to the world at large, we are now go
inlg to discoturse on ralbling int() the lclldcation Office.
The education office is the sort of place where people have
hours with nothing mluch to do but dash out to the cafe for a
cup of coffee, and then one telephone call means someone has to
do two weeks work in half an hour. You'll find at times that
things like the field of the flag in the outer office being on the
wrong side and Dr. Smith's having smoked for fifteen years and
never inhaling begin to catch your attention. The office staff
consists of Dr. Smith, Mrs. Kershaw Walsh. his gal Friday and
every other week day, and "li'l rmle." Tihe office has its finger
(and utsually its foot) inl alinost every campus pie. Veritable
volumes of reports may be found on V-.5 andi V-I 2. It is to say
the least invigorating what with your brain doing mental calis
thentics one minute and suffering from inertia the next.
BACK STAGE
The cadet was talking to a girl. lie was obviously u1pet over
somne incident which involved his Navy status. We sinply
couldn't resist printing the following remark overheard. "Lieu- -
tenant Golding just doesn't understand rime !".. . Chivalry, people,
may be dead hmurt t he ech'oes of its instrunments still ring abroad.
For instance, in the year 1944 Cora Nesbit is still receiving love
letters written in rhyme. Get out your buitton-hole bouquets,
gents, and prepare to lay your coat across the puddle. . . An en
gineering professor enlivened his class considerably with this
one the other day. (Readers will kindly take into consideration
the mathematical precision essential to construction work.)
The engineer built a bridge and three (lays later returned to
the scene of his crime to discover said bridge had collapsed. Ile
ground his teeth menacingly and inuttered at the ruins "Damn
that decimal place anyhow! ....here was one line in the Town
Theater production "Ah, Wilderness" that, if you didn't see the
play, we feel called upon to pa~ss on to you. "Women-they never
know when tIhe cmurtiain comes-they always w;ant another act !"
IN CRITICISM OF REALASM
The line arts have for centuries
IBeen used to create bea uty
To nowv defend their dignity
We feel our crying dutty.
TVhe mnodern) trend of writing
Is approved by wise and learned
Burt we'll be an ape's Aunt Bessie
If tIhe stuff is worth a derned!
T1he purpose, so they say
Is to imake us look arounjd
W7here dirt iand sin and( mtisery
Are duly to be found.
.Aimn may have a garden,
And a garbage can is there
But when lhe's showing you his flowers
Need Ihe bother tell you 'where?
So they want to broaden miinds
(There aire somte will surely bust !)
What's tihe harm to stretch them upwar i
Make them taller if you miust !
YOU'VE GOT TO BE A FOOTBALL HElRO
Rad io sp)or'ts-casters shout Ihis name arbove thle dhii of thrill
craized fans in palcked footbmall stadiumrs. Bobbso qen
swoon as his jersey rnmber appears on the field . ..Newspapers
blare Iris name in banner hteadllines .. . A wed silences followed
by dleep sighs punctuate his entrances anid exits from the can
teen . .. A quriet little girl in grey drops a nickel ini the juke and
brrushes dlreamrily' by his chair as the str'ains of "It Had to 1he
You" fill the atmnosphiere with poignatnt melody . . . Sims and
Wade-Hampton are the scene of bristling rivalry as "Curly
Kurldell Scrarpbooks" replace Sinatra albums . . .Yes, Kuldell
of gridiron fame has b)ecomne the idol of every campus lovely's
heart, the soul sustenance of her dIreams, indeed the answer to
thre maiden's prayetr . . . A pplealingly ob)li vious of his popularity
tihe 'Iomnmy Hlarmnan of our hearts goes on having eyelashes that
Lana Turner would envy, with blue1 eyes that melt beneath their
shitdows and( (as the name indicates!) crls thait shrould nmake a*
permanent wvave miachine blush . . . And so Iris hrallowved name
has etched itself ont feminine hearts for generations to cotme.
(Sigh ) He's wonderf.ul!!*