The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, August 25, 1944, Page Page Four, Image 4
Editor.....,...Katherlne Armida Jennings
EDITORIAL STAFF
News Editor.................. ......John Reese SSC
Associate Editors-David Lynn Freemen. Helen
Pride Craig, Jimmy Brockman
Co-ed Editor....................Margaret D. Jones
Society Editor..................... ..Jeune Good
$ports Editor.......................Frank Griffin
Managing Editor, Harry H. Jenkins, Jr.
Mystery Solved;
Trash Cans Return
Just as the vanished trash eans were getting
to be the mystery of the week, they appeared
again; so the camnpaign for a eleaner'Carolina
can continue a.s before.
Where the containers were during the dis
appearance is quite ta question. About ai month
ago we editorially urged all concerned to turn
over a new leaf and start keeping the campus
spotless. We blithely promised that trash cans
would always he within wanlking distaunee. if
not throwing distance-but. such was not the
case. A glance around the campus revealed no
trash cans among its esthetic beauties.
There was a rumor that certain organiza
tions deciding that the containers were too use
ful to be limited to trash, spirited them off to
their own little dens. Evidently said organiza
tions had a change of heart, as the green cans
are now sittated around the canpus in all
their glory.
So now that they're here, and we presume
will stay, let's use them. The campus already
looks better, let's keep up the good work.
Don't be lazy! Walk two steits out of your way
and put that trash in the approved place. This
is a watchlbirdl watching you!
We're On The Spot;
Middle Of Stream
This issue marks the spot-the spot being
the middle of the summer semester, the end of
one summer school and the beginning of an
other. Education is certainily something.
We who are rashl palrticiatting in the so
m1tesier, of our owIn accorl or othlerwise, are
ntow probably sadder. and possibly wviser. tiue
1o the results of tmid-semesters. lut. now that
we know which iway the wiind's blowing, w
can concentrate on those sub,jeets in which our
grades particularly need improvemeut, and
continue to loaf on the others. A better dis
tribution of studying lime for the next two
months would probably help avert disaster for
many of us, so take heed and mend your ways
before it's too late! It would indeed he a ca
lamity not to get full ben*etit from a summer
spent away from the beai and moitains.
And now. as the first summer school departs
with a glad cry, we find the second suminer
school upon us. ''his eager group, hack front a
two months rest. will lift some of the extra
eurricula burden from our jaded shoulders, we
htope.
MIany fresh1lmeni are emnter'ing at t his t ime. so
as5 u.sual we urige fthemi to begin a well-btal
anscedl college lifte by par1 tcipating in any andl
ev-ery act ivity thlmt appea'Jls to them1 ini theIt
least. And1( for ours par5t,. let's hielp Par Ul'onl t he
helpful attitude, exemplified1 ini the Ys new
big sister-little sister plan for' fr'eshmnen girls.
by making all freshmen feel wielt'ome and nie
cessa ry.
We Rave As Usual,
Oh, For A Letter!
W'e wtill take t his oppor't uity to say a few
mhore word. s tot thle siubhjeect of e'ditor iiaI l oicy.
wvhichi probab11 l desn'it inite rest youin at all, hot1
(does interesi us5 vaguiely -andi who else reads
editorials. anlywayi-? I ut to c'tiinte.
Editorials are wr iit ten by t he e'ditor'. withI
occ'asion ally on e or' t wo t hr.wn in i by en steri
pisiniig staff members tit'. Na turIally, twoi or t'hiree
people can 't cover' all thle subl.jects oni thle eam i
pus that need ediitor.iialIizinug. ICvery now and1.
thent someon',ie urge(4s is lto write on t a subjec'(t
thItat. we kntow prac'tic'adlly nothlin ig abhout I yes.
there are such subjects)I andti don't feel qualhi
ied to wirite about. So we doll't, andtt the iurger'
says, "'Fie. you'i'e shiirkitng you r d utyi.'
Now the only way to get aroun d Ite situma
tion is for ener'get ic st udenits to write let ter's
to the Gamecock with sane1( commiletnts on camn
pna1 sit nations1 that neted ennuintiniIig oni. .\s
we've said befor't, we'll pirint ay senlsible,
signed, letter ; thfat is. if wie 'otnsider' t he sub
ject to be of' interest t.o thle ca mpus ini gene-ral.
SO help uts ouit. atnd see that campus prsoblems
get fair' coverage.
Again We Beg . ..
Come! Come! Come!
All freshmen, andl for that miat ter, anybody
who does not know any1 better and11 whot cain
push a pencil or peck at a typecwriter ar'e here
by cordially invited to become mnemnber's of the
Gamecock staff with inistructionis in how to
become a nic*otine fiend anId an anemllie in one
free and easy lessoni. And remember, tile Gamle
eock is the only or'ganuizationm which can make
that statement and back it up with solidl ex
ample.
Member J
ciaded Coeiale Pness
Disributor of ROBE
Colle6iiate Di6est Carted
Entered
8. 0.. som
Words Of Wisdom
For All Who Core
''he tine for elect.ing and seleciing new of
ficers and organization heads has passed and
wvon'I be around again for quite sole tilime.
So, now that everybody's happily settled in
their own category, we shall give way with a
bit of p hilosolhv that may or may not appeal
to "dear realer.' Snueh itets are. not so often
ledicated, but this we foidly dediratte to alt
Ireshtea who hope, to be. in tihe fIte vitt
is knowt as at Bl'OC. That a!lp habel icaIl maix
ture ordinarily means "Big Man on the ('am
pus'', but if handled improperly it can mean
oly ''Big Mess on the Campus."
This is it. children, so listen carefully. Lead
ership, in itself, comes to you because your fel
low students feel that you are capable of aid
ing and directing them in their efforts to do
their particular work. in one sense it is an
honor-au honor because your coinpatriots
have faith in your capabilities as a leader. But.,
wit Ii this honor there conies a responsibility
that is iuch too often forgotten. The best lead
er is not the man or woman who can shout the
loudest, but the one who quietly, but firmly,
cai earry out. his responsibility, not to his own
aidvantage. but to, the advantage of the group
within which lie works.
G'etting back to the alphabet, the "big mess''
can be characterized thus: (1) Joe, eagerly
seeking office, attaining his goal, then lying
down on the job and resting on his laurels;
and (2) Jane, who, by showing her capability,
is granted the privilege of being an office or
orgratnization head. Then Jane, a contrast to
.lte, but eegnaally as badl. gets the big head:
feels that she. mal she alone. .ann give the o'
de'rs anld do tlhe work. The cont rasts are equal
ly as lad, bim as we have said. .lot. by his
laziness. places the blurdenl of the work on
minor officers, lakes all the credit for himself:
dane, by thinking she's the only brainy one,
suffocates the efforts of capable workers and
makes herself generally unpopular by acting
as a superior being.
This ranting may go in one ear an(1 right
out the other. but we hope not. The moral of
our story is simple: The bigger the ,joh the
more humble its leader should be. Just reimema
ber--it 's not yourself you're working for, but.
the large majority of people. the people who
look to you for an intelligent cooperative lead
ership.
Why Not Enlarge
Orientation Scope?
Th rie~n it at ion program ii s no0w stream'l ini -
inr itself' to sitit thle t imeis, andi( accel era Iinog to
1each the exirire semester's orient ationl mate
rial to the freshmten who are entterinig at the
second summier school. Alt houghm this will be
ant added chiore for' bothI studi(ent s and instrute
totrs, it is diefinitely worthwhile to lhave this
mat eriail putt (ver to the freshmen as .sooni as
This brtings to indt the p)oit, tat 5Iince' the
miatlerial is so hel'pfuil to all enitering fre'shmtent,
it. shioahi hie equially iee.ssar iy fori thle atcelimia
I tin ol' all enitering1. students. We reatlize that
the Navy plrogr'a in is too full to allcow the par
11icipai on of RO )s and V-l 'i. .llowever, there
seetms to hbe io reason thait itpperelassmni en..
rodlg alt ( arolinga tor ihe ir'st iimet shiotbl bce
e'xemIpt fr'omi this d'ourtse. Thec nuitterial I aught
gives explanat ins aind hielpfuil hints thiat cith
erisei te stutdett wouhtl bet mthtIs in ate
g1uiin zg. W\e supjpose jun1 ior's and ni ors art e
niot reqired to ltake thIe coiurse bmecaulse' thet v
hav e hanl siilaunr instiuti ons at. 'ather cin st it ii.
liionis or are ex perlincedl enouighI not t o ineed
it. Iu hiIorienitaion takheni at other schIiools
wouh.intl a e ino dlire'.t ('oniieet ion withI the ('a t(.
liita sett-uip, antd no matitr how br'ainyi thle
1tran sfer'i is, fatiIs suich as ho ltw t o calctuliate ac
grade pintt ratio will not come to t hemo auto-1
ntitic'ally.
Since te'aching faicilit l' ies ar ew stra*iiined to
the uitmtiost , thle time' is niot prtopitiouts for midl
inig to thei niumbter of sttideunts r'equtired to takei
thle course. Andl. 'onlsidieing the aidvian(ced
muent al state ofl thle tranaisfer's, they eoouhl prob
ably aibsorbh the material w ithtout attndinug thle
regular sessions.
loiow comies ouri stuggestioni: WhUy ntot pro.~
ide thle triansfers with thle mimieogr'aphlied
orienitat ion lectutres wIhbl ichihe coul d read at
t heir leisure anid as thle nece'ssite" ccur'iired
Thliis woutld eliinate muchl of t he umenita cion((ii
fitsioni .'cused( by thle cha nge of schools1. and(
also eliminate the necessity of having more
rclasses and tachaes
'he Gamecock
FoUnded Janry 30, 1906 N araeaV
ST ELLIOTT GONZALES. Firt Editor
420 MADISONA
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~DEAt'IS HONOR L S e.wA of KS.
FREE-LANCING
By JOHN REESE
BURNS BURNS . .
O W\"ad Some power the giftie gie us.
'To be as prolifie its ve mtuSt.
It, wtnild1 frot ianyii a wv-orr free I( ..
A n' fo0isi joking,
For pounnd out. Free Lan*i' we nm111t,
'ill the ley.s are smok'n.
NOTES TAKEN IN HISTORY CLASS .. .
Noteworthy project for,KSK would be the erection of bleach
ers around-the pin-hall machines in the epiteen so as to facilitate
less tiring spectating. If you hathi't noticed. the women situa
tion is critical. Most. of them are staying home to avoid the
hei-at and nosqiitoes here. I f you are at the beach some week
end. you'll probably find lots of them down there fighting the
mosquitoes and heat. Be glad when November conies. The RO's
with the tan they picked ilp while "vacationing" in Florida
it's iard to tell where the tan ends an1 the uniform takes up.
It's getting so that weather is either hot. or rainv. One moment
you (1511 in the canteen to get s'onething to cool your parhed
e'sophiaguis itnd the next, to k'eep fromi getting coauked. Al ready?
lie work is piIinig lip Pdlion on (O)s:t -some(t imeIs I wond~ er if
the t'eebe'rs realize the otlets to stutdy ing iln a hot roon11 with
youtr root i-malite yelling at yotu, soimebody's radio going full
blast. a rat meeting in lie roomn juist. over y'ou, aind a hull
sessionl not thir'ty feet fr'oin you, then somebody comies ini and
asks you to go get, a old1 waterinelon with them-well, who
enni studyi in the face of all thiis?
* The Mystery . ..
Bell btttom tr'outsers werie ini ev idence tree r*ows deep. The
.juke box ground on, butt thle Y-12:s wer'e too initerest ed in sonie
th ing else of muor'e vitalii miiporcl' le to ntof.ice. Silent oathls wVere
itt eed, andit an ocas'io~en al shiomut I'ose' sino tltanetouisl y fr,omt fI he
thIiroait f of. all. Thle girls ini thle blos oe erve neitgl e't ed bye~ fte
paissinig par iade( who si ght ed thle objet tof t4I t'nernt 1 t te groupcl
e'ltste'redl there nieariIl theoir. InitermuiittentlIy, a sailor dlashed
fto thle caniteen counteri, shiou t ed somth in ig 1lost to ptstrity to
lthqe Ilerik, anrd then ii huri'he t back to lhe wvaiittig gtrouip. W~\hatI
dlas'tarmdly plott. ('itl they lbe pe'rpetr t'itig? Why gathleredt thiey
thlerte? An thIlen ini a momient I knew fte aniswter. The for'eign
,iomaiil of' hells riinginig and a clieking noise I lail never hieardl
Ibefoec in thlt'e at een gave e thIle cilte to te rnyst ery. Dria wing
ineartie, I foundtt thaimt I was right, thle cantieni hiad a niew' pin-ball
* Run For Your Life . .*
A new ty5pe of imaniaie is Ilooseci n te camiiipuis, thiei e-t.
At hist l"ridlay's lIlappy ltctir, s'ome t wenty~ cr thIiirty ohf thlemii
goct lecose and trned thle chaiipel ito a nia house. The floeci
shudteredi fro toi heit 'i rhthm iiic stouimpini ' eok etd by ft e soliid
mu tsit e of the r'eovuatted I Iue .1)ac'ke't s; niew e'rne''k s ap pearietd in
fte w'alls, anil thle w he uild11 Iinig swayed toc andi f'ir, as if 4)n
fte verge ofl giving up fte ghost and collapsinig after 140 ochti
yeallrs. Ini ani e'es t'y ofl exlil1era tieon bcroughitI oit tb y th ltuef ul,
I crmried. ande t erriiflci''rendit ion s by thle I . ,l .1-. I's s'criambl Ied ot.
'nho fte aisle fto cbant aitl sway like Soufth A tricanis, antd then
ftc yell o t'tive in iuttes f'ori tIlt'ir' y cav 'i te song. O)l cor.r.:-, tI; e'...
no(t hinug w rong withI I dnc ing in thle aislte, bitt if youi dio as D)einnis
Poerst*' andi( dance wit hout. thle aide (or should I say i mpedi
iment '1) of' a girl', ift doces present a rathe le Iid ier'ous appearance.
Oni thle back row~s werie seal ed motst cf thle football pclayer's wIho
used their Icings beuil t up by Kleekter''s wiind spinmts to at gootd
atdIvant age in gettfinig an encor'e in thle last Ii ve'a uuiutes. Tee say
lhe Navy is wiilyl enth,ulsiast ii tover' th ltuIle .. mickets xwould be
a groess umnderstxfatemnent, but no sup;tr'iati ve e'ni dlest'ribn thle
fei'vori wifth whlich thle'y r'eceivedl t he miusic put1 tt bcy thle bcand.
Peerson,ially., T think they 're fops too, andl I still wish they had
playedi Boogie Wangie.
Business Manager ..............Billy Murray
NEWS STAFF
Betty Pennell, Majed Akel Ethel Lazar, Hamil
e AvIOMAs AvamvselNa 9 ton Simpson, Bobby Willams, Margaret Mo
lrtisingService Inc Elveen, Ernest Davis Knobby Watch, Jo
a Martin, LiI Foster, Ethel Love Seldeman.
IIehte.s ep re*WentMfio Kinloeh Bull, Julia Bull, Dorothy Phase-.
va. NZw YORK. N. Y. Bob Pierce, Jimmy Newton, Barbara Quiok
Lo AnelLa - sAN raaclaco Babe Sifford, Pinky Bartlett, Jerry Robinson,
Evelyn Faress.
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Circulation Mgr ....................Ed Phelps
Th' Ham In Me
By HAMILTON SIMPSON
Another week another colinin and no inspiration . . . Lots of
heat, mid-semtesters, and headaches . . . Congratulations to Anne
l)arby Tison for the terrific job of 'G'arnet and Blacking' she's
doing! . . . Bet the it. O.'s that did last Wednesday nights
Iramping antl definitely he classified from now on as the gentle.
men who prefer brinietIes . . . Time. tide and deadlines wait
for no mian, o ..
THRU THE LOOKING GLASS
Fella : "The ptrett.iest girls in town carry on love affairs be.
hind my back."
(luy : "Well, what does that. make y&b ?''
Fella: "A taxi driver.'
A DRIP AT HEART
A co-ed went to visit her roommate for the _weekend. During
night it began to pout' down rain. After breakfast the visitor
stood inl the farmhouse window watching the flood coursing its
way t Ihru the front yard. First, a piece of fence floated by, then
several chicken ('oops, then sone branches, and finally a old
straw hat. She saw tihe hat, start back up stream past the house. 4
Then it went (lownstieanm agaii', turned and headed back up
stream, by this time the girl thought; she 'was crazy.
In desperation she called to her hostess who sat over in a *
corner thumbing thru a magazine. The girl marked her place
inl the book, and after it glance thru the window said simply,
"That must lie (s'randpa. lie said yesterday that in spite of hell
or high water, lie was gonna mow the lawn today.'
TAKE NOTE, THERE'S A MORAL TO THIS STORY
Untrue to the Navy is Tugboat Sue
Who dated up the ship's whole crew
And after they filled her with good
che p Suey,
Sli' ditched them all for an Arn r
l.ooie. .
WHO'S 'FRAID?
lie certainly was a great lighter ! The last fight lie had was
a couple of weeks ago. The muan was twenty pounds heavier
i han he was, and three inches taller. But he wasn't scared in the
least. He hit. him with a right, and knocked him down. The fel
low got. up but he immediately bowled him over again. The
third time lie not only knocked hiim down but broke his crutches
and took all his pencils away from him.
SITUATION WELL IN HAND
A gunman rushed iiito a saloon. shooting to the left and to
the right and yelling-"All you .K UNKKS get. out of' here ! All
the eustomers fled as the bullets peppered the room. All that is,
except an Eiglishminian who calnly finished sipping his drink.
"Well?'' growled the gunian waving his smoking gun.
" Well," remarked tle Englishman, "there certainly were a
lot of 'em in here, werein't there?
DEFINITION
Eavesdr'oppiiig--s what Atdam heard whien Eve fell out of*
LIMERICK
Thercie was a youing lady named liarris
W homn nothiung tould eveeembuarriass,
Till thle hathI salts one (day.
lin the tubh where she lay
Turned out to be plaster of Paris.
V FOR VICTORY
Six Nazi pilots appleared before the pearly Gates and knocked
lo)udlIy. Saiint Petei' op)enedl thle gates slowly, looked them over
and said, "'Who arie y ou?"
Theii Nazi wvearii ng the biggest ironi ('ross aiiswered, "'We 've
been1 shot dlown by th Ile Allie is. Can we conie in?"
Saint Peter'I huoltted Ite gateCs and went to) his desk, fumnbled e
lirt some14 paper'is, picked one14 out, read it. andt r'eturned to the
gates an td thle l~ivul-he-aplulit'ant s aiid said, ' 'All r'ighit fellowis,
I wo of1 you caii comiie ini."
"But thee''s Six of us! Wh~iiat abhout thle othI er 'oiu' of us'
'Sorry boys."' sid thle Sait, '"aecording to thle GIerman IIighi
('omnd,u there were onuly two puilots lost ioday. Those two can
comle in, biut th oitherli'l of ya enn Mt 'RAM !"
TALKING BUGS
"I see ini thle pa pers a seitent ist cla itms thait inusects can ta li
"Of course thlve can. Ariei In't his alwatys 'hewinig the rag?''
DR. HOY MAY NOT AGREE WITH THIS, BUT , ,.
A might y crecaturie is thle germt.
Tw ough sumaller than thle pat'lchderm.
His e'lstomaryUi' 4 dwe'lling phla'ce
Is dleep withini thle humtiain race'.
I cannlot he'lp huh. wonlJderi at
Th'le oddntess of' hiis habit at.
II is el ichilish pride lie of'tetn Pleases
lIy giv'ing t hemn sitange' dlises
I)o youi. miy friend, f'eel iiinirm?
Youi priobly& I3' liltaini at gei'm.
~Ogdeni Nash
A MEDAL MERITED
A sailor stood galhatly13 as a nurse stuck his arms for abotk
lie fourth tme ini search'l of1 lis vein.
At last the lost vein was foundi(, and the vactcine w~as admin
isterei'd. But the4 Sai lor' d1id not1 miov'e.
Th'e iiurse looked at himn and asked. " 'Well, whiat's the mast
er?7 Why doii't y'u miliove oil''
I'mn wvait ing to he d1ecorated? l"'was the aniswer.
"Wh'at 7"
''Well.'' said the sailor, ''doin't you think I deserve the
Purnle Hear,a"