The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 12, 1944, Page Page Five, Image 5
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*ssued by the U. S. Naval
Ulnivcrsity of SoutI Ca
A Unia of t/w Vaal i Ai. i
Casp)att HAPPEI.NEC:KERf, Li<
Joseph C. WIlISNANT, Lieul
E. Biradle,y CARtN ElL, Lieut.
fieer
SCUTTI
Since the days of "Surrender
sailors have been wont to gathe
tain to you liulandl hbers-to get i
and the price of whiskey. And s
" dual meaning, a place to drink,
Scuttlebults an insidious an
thing. Its amusing to watch it I
liberty is cancelled, or that Cadc
watch the story get around to yt
And it's insidious because it la
All liberty is not going to 1:
married, and V-5 cadets aren't
chinist mates on July 1.
There's lots of scuttle on the f
let's make some sense out of thih
the Navy needs fliers, and we k
continue to give a training in
world. We know we're not goin'
the program may be changed.
We know we've got a real
fundamental purpose Ibecomiie ii
let's keep our eyes in the boat, a
Officer Of The
Week
By A/C E. E. McClellan
In the little town of ienriet
ta, N. C., Mrs. W h i su it i t
brought forth onto this great
sphere, that man "alls earth, a
tplump, bright eyed young lad,
'iom she clristenled, .Joseph
arpenter.
As little ",Joe" (as he was
called) began to grow older and
learn the ways of mankind, his
ambitious eyes fell upon i law
book. At once .Joe decided to
become a lawyer. Ile began to
studcly hard in school and in his
spare time, he studied law. Af
ter graduating from Brevard
Institute, he decided to settle
down at T'rinity College which
later becaime Diike University.
During his four years (or
Raore) of college he made the
varsit y tennis teamli anid withI
the speed an allgilIity thaot tis
typ)ical of all champtlS. lie re
(eived four' vairsity. letters. lie
was captain of the tenniis teami
ando was also state clbiamp one
yeart.
Hie also~ wa a miember of' )
LadaMu Chli Al plma, S-igmta Nut
Ph'li legal fratterni ty, Tombtls,
aind T1he Order of C?oif1. In ad
dlit ion to t his, lie wais thle man
aging editor oif the school
paperCI, "T'Ihe Chronie'le". So,
you see, .h>e imutst have been a
harid working young mant.
After receiv'ing his A. B. de
gree in 1925 and1( his L. L. B.
inl 1929, he dec'(ided' to pra'ict ice
law in the townt of Shelby,
N. C. Between the y'ear's of 199
atnd 1942, Joe was city attor'ney
and then county attorney. Th'le
rest of the time, hie spent ini
practicing law'. But, betweent
met, you and1( the fence piost, I1
imagine lie spent a lot of that
time hunting and fishing.
Unlike most of the male pop)
uilation, the women. wariest of
all creatures, failed to lutre him
into the clutches of the well
lenown "altar". Bhut, as you caln
see in Sue, his secretary, if lie is
ever subdued, she'll Ite a beaut y.
The ninetedenth (liy of Octo
her, 1942, was when it al1 hap
pened. Hie reported to the Navy.
After a twvo months of intensive
training at Quonset Poin't, R. I.
evwas ordered to ColumIbia,
A. C., and at 1700, D)ecember 28,
1942, (twenty minutes a fter Lt.
Rapp)enecker's arr'ivalI) Ite re
portedl here as Executive Of
f eer of the Navy V-5 unit.
Little did Mt's. W'hisnant
know, at the timei. what wias
going to becomte of her plump,
bright-eyed son. She should lbe
proud of lier' once "little ,Joe"
ar ,Jh -."
Flight Preparatory School
rol inn, Coluibia. S. C.
rinwrm Tr- 7)aininrq Commaunuil
ut., USNIR, Officer-in-Chct.ge
., USNUI. Executive Officer
USNIR, PIublic Relations Of
.EBUTT
be damnned" .John Paul .Jones,
r around the scuttlebutt-foun
he latest dope on liberty, fluff,
u the term scuttlebutt took on a
and "the word" on everything,
d. at the same time, amusing
ork. .1ust drop the hint that all
t Gish is secretly married, and
iu.
eps us on constant tenderhooks,
e cancelled, Cadet Gish isn't
going to be reclassified as ma
iture of V-5. For heavens' sake,
whole business. We know that
now that the Navy is going to
iviation that is the best in the
to be orphans, no matter how
oh to do, without letting oi
)set by a lot of silly tripe. Sc
id say thahellwithallthisscuttle
IN THE LIMELIGHT
By A/C J. E. Gorman
It was noticed in the firsl
issue of "Now hear This" thal
there was a certain intangiblk
"something" that was missing
And through persistent inquir
ies we discovered that a toucl
of femininity was needed. Con
sequently, this corner was es
tablished to present in each is
sue one little co-ed who woulc
really be worth knowing. We'll
present 'em ; from there it's uil
to you. . . excuse ine, I should'vi
said v'all.
And who would be the mosl
logical choice to begin such a
series--Miss Will SOSSA
MAN. May Queen, 1944, who is
indeed worthy of such a tith
with her personality and looks
A native South Carolinian
Miss SOSSA M A N claim
(a f fnev, S. C., as home. Si
attended Limestone College un
til last November when shi
transferred to U. S. C. as r
junior. Aznd b)esides beinig tha
(fueenily type, she's also quit<
inidustriouis, takinig a douba
zmajor izn English and Sociol
ogy. Ini the recent contest
whuieb shze won by p)opuIlar' voti
of t lhe enitire .U studet body, Wil:
repres'.ented Alpha D)elta Phi
hrowni sorority, a g a i n s
t w e zn t y - L w 0 campus belles
Quite typical in her prefer
enees, she enjoys switnmint
qute a bit and her favorit<
flowers, ont dates or otherwise
ar*e red( roses. She is also strong
ly p)re'jud(icedI towai'ds V-12.
TIhat's her, miates, Miss Will
SOSSAMAN, truly a quecer
and a real gal besides.
HOW BEAUTIFUL IS
YOUR GIRL FRIEND?
Fellowvs, go to your dr1esseu
antd get that p)ictuzre of your ozm
and( only and1( enter it in th<
p~ i n - u p girl contest; wh<
knows? she may be chosen pin
up girl of NF'PS-UT. S. C.
TFurn in your p)icture along
with your name, room number
antd her name to IH. C. RYAN
Room 135i, Preston Hall, by
W'edziesday, May 17 so the win
tier can be announced in th<
next issue.
TIhe judging will be (lone by
an unb)iasedh committee of of
ficers who haive an eye foi
beauty and, (lon't worry fel
lows, you won't have to disclost
her address to anyone, even t<
the judlges.
Here's youzr chance to provi
to the rest of the fellows thatu
your girl friend is really th
muost beauti fuil and she shiouhl
be' pleased when yon write and
tell her that she won. All pic
turues will be reCturnedC, so letz
hav~e a lot of them andl giv
thlese jndges a real job.
{r t :.:. to . {#Y
SOMETHING NEW has been addet
escort. Tsk! Tsk!
THE NIFTY NINTH
A/C JOHN D. ALMOND
To whom it may concern: Battal
ion 3-A-44, the lost legion, other
wise known as the duration Batt. is
still blest with the ninth .. .
Platoon leader BARKER still wet t
behind the cars giving his favorite
command "right face, left face,
march!" His commands roll out in
a drawl any true Southerner would
be proud of . . . . 3-25 COUCH
bites his fingernails; at his age, too
. . ..'The new tenants of room 205
take this opportunity to thank the
previous occupants for vacating;
they find it an excellent abode . . .
Cadet COOKE streaking in for a
flash finish to win the half-mile then I
professing shin-splints; it looks like
a 14 Karat Job . . . . In the recent I
room shake-up some odd combina- I
tions appeared but the two insepar
ables CARMACK and CAMP- i
BELL are still in the clinch . .
Have you seen Tar Heel BA! N I
i i ds C... Star . . . . Cadet
BRYAN, THE boy who checked
out in math, fails to see Lt. HICKS'
right angle in recognition . . .
Platoon Nine has finished a two
weeks sitting for a portrait entitled
"Track." A true masterpiece and it
is interesting to note that the artist
was Ensign KIRN. Ensign KIRN
majored in medieval torture for sev
eral years before receiving his de
gree in same. lie was also voted
most likely to succeed. Agreed . ...
Cotton BASIIAM prefers the Jef
ferson .... Chas O. ALLEN and
Harry COVERSTON were placing
high stakes on their rc.pcctive
basketball teams . . . . the ninth
claims to be the only platoon having
an exclusive club and lounge room
on the campus. Room 203 Preston.
Club hours 1220, 1730, 2130, ciga- I
rettes, music, magazines, and cordial
entertainment ..Cadet "Whitey":
BUCK (a potential John BARRY
MOR E) enjoys the art-de-la-Ballet;
on the other hand perhaps this is a
d i lp I 0 mt a t i c more towardls NI r.
FOSTrER, who, by the way, is an<
artist in this field . ...
PLATOON No. 10
A/C H. G. H-ALLIBURTON
T'he p)eriodl has rolled around
again wh len anthler Battalion has
left for W. T. S. and there is a
new senior Battalion at the Flight
Prep School. Blatt. 3-A-44 has
moved up to replace 2-A-44 who by
no0w should be "ground-looping" all
over Florida, No Carolina, Tlennes
see and Alabama. BIatt. 3-A-il hopes
to take 2-A-44's place ini a round
about-way. (Round up their girls
and lead thenm about). lI any atre
interested, just call 1Pres.ton 11lall
and ajsk for anyone fronm P latuon
10. WVe are happy to oblige anyone.
PLATOONCADETOFTHE
WEEK GOLDSTEIN, S. E.
"Goldie'" is a Ihandtsomie, youtng.
man wvho hails fronm Washington,
D. C. lie is twenity years old and
came dlirectly into this school from
civilian life. I le is making excellent
grades and is showing some of the
"salties" up. Goldie was employedl in
the WVashington Navy Yard as a
machinist. 1Ie likes the sweet, de
mture, type of girl at whom you
have to wvhistle only twice. II is
favorite subject is Ruthie. lie
studlies about her constaitly. Luckt
to Goldie!f
THlE LUCKY ELEVENTH
By A/C PAUL HERRON
Jumnpitng into the thtird mtontht of
Flight-Prep . . . . All mnembers v
nursing sore muscles otver the wveek- ii
end as mtilitary- track takes its toll >
(yotir reporter mtost painfully int- It
cluded) . . . Cadet V. E. HI I LL, star"
track mtant of the platootn . . . Polisht- b
intg collar anchtors in anticipation it
of protmotiotn to seni;or battalion A
. . . Ta'king first ptlottinig board e
exam itt Navigation . . . Wearing w~
dress bltues int regimnittal review p
Saturday atnd ott liberty for first u
ime. ..Ejoigtefedm f
Sat r
I as pert Spar visits Flight Prep.
ie . . . Eijoying the freedom of
two man per room arrangement in
ontrast to the previous four men
o a room, as the number of cadets
it thie regimnt becomes smialler
. . Receiving pepI talks from I'la
oon leader Louis HICKS who is
loing a swell job of keeping Pla
oon II "on the ball" . . . Laughing
.t Cadet IOLLEYII .AI'S imi
ation of Cadet HICKS' command
of "Fall Out !" Saving evil thoughts
or the N. R. O. T. C. boys whoI
all \'-fivers "%oom birds." .
)ancing at Flimn IHall Saturday
ight and keeping as many me1n as
ossible Off the restricted list . .
adet G. C. JON ES being visited
iy his girl friend from Tennessee
asi weekend and still in enough
f a trance to fall out of his chair
n chow hall onday orning . .
.'adet C. B. JAM ISON receiving
is I. A. degree from B3ridgewater I
'ollege April 30. Congratulations!
PLATOON 12
By A/C E. E. McCLELLAN
For the past two weeks "Torrid
l'welve" has been on the move.
\fter finishing up their two weeks
n military track, the boys found
hemselves in fine shape for basket
>all under the able leadership of
,t. WILLIAMS. Although some
i the boys have never played
>asketball before, the teams show
ots of fight and spirit.
A few changes have taken place
n Battalion Officers. Platoon 12
ound itself under the leadership of
\l KRIETCI NIER. Red MORRIS,
ormner Platoon Leader, moved up
o Ving Commander.
Withl the( departuire of flat talionl
-A-4-i thte resp)onsibility of tileI
enior Batt now lies on the sturdy
hotulders of Eager "3''. Thie boys
how miuch pride as they are seen
roundl the campus with their newly
arnied goldi anchors. WVithI only a
ew weeks remaining, the new
en iors hope to show imuchi imi
rovement over lhe former batta
'ns that have preyvius ly inhabi lited
:SN F l'S.
-UCKY THIRTEEN
A/C ALAN L. SMITH
I 'latonon 13; lost one of its f inest
adets when I,.awrence PI EACOC K
bas sablotagedl by3 a1 maliiou all
'endi x, which mieans lie will pIrob
ly have to fall back into ltattalioni
A\ whlen lie recovers fromi hiis ap
end(ectomyil. (adet l'I'ACO(K ~
ime dlirectly into service a fter grad,
atiing from hiighi school in lhen
'in, North Carolina. While in ighi
chla lie imajoredl ini oratory and1(
abbhledh ini basketball and football.
'l'ACOC K b)ecaiie a la'er after
ighlt mionith o1 f V - 1 at Chapel
lill. I le's "nuts" about the Navvy
nd( hoplIes to iiake a career of it
fter lie war, an h11le wanuts to
cet thle world throuighI a porthlole.
\'hile most 13'ers were prowliing 1
roundit upltown on Sundays. PlHA- I
O CK spenlt his tuime betweenCi
hutrch and his book s. which liea
as doiing very well in. NO girl has
et bleen abile to plate c laiml on t his
tudlious5 cadet, and( hiis omily, known
ice is love of a good argtiment. I
lromi whlere thle W\abaishl melets C
ie Ohlio we gaiined a hiaindsoime lad .3
-omi the IIooIsier state. 'This is t
ubrey ROlll SON, Jr., pridle of v
It. Vernon, Indiania. After sticcess-d
uIly at tending Motint Vernion TIligh
chlool to the point of graduation, a
tib first wvent to Indiana Uni- ii
ersity for a semlester and( followed '1
up) with thlree years at Central ni
ormial College. At both schools y
e imajored in "Parkology" and a
D)avenport Calisthenics". Blefore li
ecoming a V-5'er he spent six t
ionths in the Naval Academy at t
nnlapolis Md. In all phases of his lI
lucation, Atib was most active
ith sports and women and lie's still tI
laying the field-with sports and A
Name withheld on request of
THE FIGHTING
FOURTEENTH
A/C T. L. WEAVER
During the past two wVeeks the
'Fightin' Fourteenth" has not been
(lie-with nid-terms and such go
ng on.
We have parted from basketball
tnd baseball, and now we are try
ng our luck as trackinen. Thursday
)f last week the Fourteenth suffered
a servere loss. Cadet \Valdemar
(Walter) \VASTAL.l.O received a
>roken leg. During your career as a
:adet it is said that you meet manv
bstacles-well. \\alter net (Je of
lis toutghe-t obstacles, the bulk
iead of tir obstacle course. Cadet
1\'ASTAl.I.) jails from Newark.
\. J. After completing high school
:e entered "Iarmacs" in August
Cadet \\'ASTAI.I.O is a well
liked friendly chap. Ali of us wish
hin a quick recovery. \Ve will miss
iis good ole' New .lergy :Weent
lis pet expression "Good DootV".
"This will have to come to a
rinding, screeching halt," sa) s the
'young and colorful" cadet \\'alter
TA LI.EY as he looks on the bulle
tin board and observes a ':.;" on
Ingmnes.
The favorite expression of the
week for this platoon was orig
nated in Flight class by Instructor
Boles. In not saying to whom
le was speaking. However, lie said.
'I've seen a bcttcr head on a three
lay old beer."
Cadet \\'ILSIlE has been getting
around. During a recent visit to
\'ade Hampton I hear track came
in very handy.
"G. I." SU.MIT T has been
.heating the Navy out of a few
:enlts. lie has bcen writing letters
luring chow time.
Ii yotu ever wvanit any good num
>ers ouit at Coumbniia College don't
'e Cadtls \\'H ICKER or \\'11.
SEVE NTEEN'S
SHENNANIGANS!!!
By A/C J. E. GORMAN
Are ne nit thle ball?? A-\re ne on
he b,e;oiui? :-Are wec hot? Y essir!!!!
h\ ith lpilenty of t ypical zip an d11(ash
'Ia tootn li recentIly tuook two ott
i three softhallI games in a series
>layed withi Platooni 18. For sotme
mknowtn reason the swinun inzg pool1
vas not in tuse for the regularly
.cheduiled lhi'ses so softhall w'as
Seveteen(- lo'st tiie firs"t gameil, bet
atuse oft fieldinug ci rors, by a very
lo'e store bitt b)ouniced bac k inz
lie nextd two gamzes to wvin both.
lit deccid ing fact or in both 1 ic t'r ies
tas the mlannzer ini which P'latooin
'heavy lhiicrs, namely lv HA K ER,(
brough mi the piinche.
IPitcIihng tfor Se sen was Jack I
(Chester" F IE1l.DS) with one loss
ud( one win, to his credit, andI Ed
',RAll.\ cre'ditedl with t he final
vini. I 'latiooni (ightee u i ised a diif
renlt mani on the nioun td in each
atti: lick RIRUKLE.Y, lleiniy
hlE llDORN. and "hiig E:d" JIONIES.
it was a gre-at seies, and1( it .otu
sk seveniteen, the best teami non
CHATTER
\\ ci e all beard aboutt ''Easer
scav e.rs" but have voti ievter seen
nue ini full dhre's tuniformn? lInt
otu're in foir thle thrill of a IifRe
imue if you wantder downt to thle
icinity of Roomi i19 somet evening
tiring a special mleeting of the
Eager Hecaver Protective Ass'n."
ndl eouinter a real Eager Heaver
resplentdentt robe andh head-dress.
'lie uni form muay niot look like
mehci (in fact, it's event less tItan
our gal's newest two-p)iece swim
jit) but behind ev'ery bit of cloth
es cetutries of tradhition and in
igume. For disclosure of mnore in
mate dletails, see Patti 11AM M E R
ERG or Jimi H1OLLAH1AN.
Ralph GH ER has reccivedh word
tat his brother. Capt. CH ER, U. S.
larine Air Corps, has r-etturned to
us eonntry aftr 13 mo.,ths of
Cadets Of The
Week
A/C McCLUJItKIN, Doug
las Charles, Butt. 3A44, P1. 12,
with anl average of 3.88 for the
seventh week, and an average
of 3.90 for twenty-five exan1i
naitionls to dlate. MrC('I KIN
was born in Jacksonville, Flori
(tl, where he graduated from
high schoolI. lie has had civilian
exp(eIrience as a dental techni
clanl a1(ul -igl 1 uinter., an(]
Spenlt tw%o seinleslers ill \'-1: tt
Chapel IHill before conilg to
Colnhllia.
Kudos
'T all I;attalioln 4A 1 I.l now
ill the proces (f corplilng a
schollasti(; record tunequalled inl
the annals of Flight IPrep.
On all exars to (late, there
have b eei only nine failire-.
five by two mnen. Two mnlc'u in
puestion. please take note,
service in the South Pacific. Cap
tain (G}1ER, piloting a Corsair, has
seen coniderable action against the
Japs and has downed two Zeros
unassisted. \\'ish him the best of
luck for ti, Ralph.
THUMBS UP!!!
"Thumbs Ip" for the week gics
to Cadet H-. C. IIANSEN, acting
lcattalion Commander of It a t t.
4-A-44 daring the recent regimental
revie', for the first-class Job he
did of handling hi'. men. Keep it up
"1lap''
PLATOON 18
A/C H. F. LANDRETH
lave you all heard the con'tant
rumble of late? It's none other than
I'aul 0. I1AM Il ER I ERG, leader
of Platoon 17, trembling in hi I.it
tie Abner shoes. A simplle explatna
tion is that lie has raised the wrath
Of oh little platoon leader ii I.
Although it umight be a little out
of season I.eonard K \ 1<I) E 1.1 5, a
Chicago kid, think. C o I nih a
should know of hi- ping-pong abil
ity which has won himt manv
Championships.
Claus \\olfgang NOIRN UOE1ER
IFEIR has been giving all redheads
the esye. Ileware girls!
I hear Kittie ATTA\\ of
Newberry i, a cute little
\sk little E. I). JON ES.
We wonder w here R. N I RN L. I.
has beetn spending hi'. wt ek-end-.
lie o,ce met a nice high sch ool girl
near here.
Blind dates are bliu'i date- for
G. :. JOHNSON. IIAR\-EY,
yoiure a pal.
F. L. JON E.S wa. tcaiking more
spryly over the week-end. I-.ven
cripples must .hiow a~ neitw uiu
tormn.
THE SKIPPER goes into huddle wi
What, no failures?
PLATOON 19
A/C H. C. RYAN
tai M'I(er w itli .a los.. to 1l0i'oon 20.
It was the only los of the w.~eek.
hiow~ceer -o all ini all w were vez v
'ucce ss.ini . O.ur goalie. I'ccr I' F
IDFR?lSE.N. hia b'een out her~ause oi
injurie';lhe linisl that eindeurs can
tear iii your 'kiin a Ititle.
TIwo little eoke botth ne.nh
kept JIim 8(' l:A IFER iiom that
all imuportant date andl \lay D)ance
at Newbe~rry- luckyv thle ramuup duty
did'lat get i'osted soon entoughi.
It seems. that \\'. \\. PEVTERH
St )N ha'. a little trouble telling
which coat is his-a little embllar
rassing isn't it. \\'es
I 'eer I' EDIER SEN and a curia in
redlheadl really have a System: when
lie dloesn't go to Newherry -lie
comeis to ('oli ubia-nlice going
I'. I'.
Nearly all of P'latoon 19 spent at
least a few hours ini Newberry over
the weekend looking things over
and( remembering those eight months
ouf V'-12-ghad it's over fellows?
Dutring a recent drill period,
a laltoonl filed by an old dar'kie
who shafded1 his eyes a n d
watched thwecadlets go by wvithi
a toothless grin. "D)oggone," he
-raekled, "youi 'all gonna get
letm Ynnkees lis f ilne.o
PLATOON TWENTY "
A/C BILL WEIDERT
In the spotlight this week is Verd
WILLIAMS, platoon leader of Pla.
toon Twenty.
Vernott L. WILLIAMS, as lie is
officially known, was born in
Georgetown, Illinois, on Marc':
1925 (Income tax day). He is a
robust lad, being six feet tall and
weighing sonic 171 pound-. IIis c% es
are blue and he has brown hair, the
kin'l that \ oil caii comab with a
damp towel.
lie ha-, as uc all lave, a fa%orite
food. It is Angel Food cake. Ills
musical alppctite is satisfied by the
music of Kay Kyser's band and the
song "Shoo Shoo Uaby". As a
favorite sp>rt, lie chooses one ior
which he is built: football.
Being a g>;((d( Navy moan, \WIL.
1.1 A \1 S has a certain thing that lie
likes to gripe about. That is, Navy
low It t(ioesn't tuite colie tip to
11om11S I.
In the little spare time that Kay
lets get. he likes to use it up by
hunting. skating or maybe a little
dancin;.
As far i girls are concerned, lie
prefers the athletic type. She should
be blond, about 5 feet 5 inches tall
(\What. no weight?) and above all,
she m11u-t be a good dancer.
After the w\ar is over, \\' "I,
LI A .\ S hcopes to return to Illinois
and twth- d (wn ;m a ail of his
CHATTER
Jack .1"Tl ERLAN). l a t t.
Commander if 4A. wh(, ha- been
i,ined to Sick l'.av for the past
, ,eek w-ith a bad ear, has beent
irnived to the \'eteran's Iloispital for
treatiment. We all w\i-!I him a
sleedy rec(\ ry :IIi h(,;e for his
return real .-own. . . . \\aliv ZA\ \
1l.:SK I I I can't prnounce it
either) ha- been pretty grim all this
- le dil::'t get that "certain
letter". "It" Caee. ater a long and
iearfil w\ait. and ihe again has that
"lighter thatn air" appearance
In the 'econtd wweek< navigation te!t,
live out ii the ten men in the pla
tio(n male 4.0. For a bunch it
amateur-. that i-n't had . . .1Thet e
;'ro,bably ha- been a run on the locc..
stores f(,r brass pol11h. 'Ibis mo(-t
likely ha- been cau-d byh the i--n''
of "*lues"t.' to llatt. 1.\. \\i'it git
toi keep that star shimed. 'it kn w
I:e back 1e t e slii uith a !
,thecr "l'latc,(n pesn hy " Sec ,
detn . -arn," -1..t r :n th( I,ag.e.
..1)0 you1 kntow u here I :t.1
little g .ir- gi'' uh t Ile's fa11 lt
attend| 11nthin School' '" .("1
{ the tenet-r.
il i ua. a t'IIi(I itt e
tit 1il eet Ill- I, t I i "(tt 1 i" it
th Training Officer BLACKBURN.
"ONLY A RESERVE"
toi tihe Navs. un;s iintodieed to a
crui-t\ ubl ;nllril in \ashiingtoni
receniii Fechn I ll. mewis\hat1 abashied,
thi niophyt iemarliilked aplogt-t
-liri. waggedl a lnger at himi andl
sai. "Never- use the woirdt 'oniv
u5 hni ' ilu desenhli your -.tatu-. The
S'. Navy a- -itch nev er wonii a
war. nor has the regular Armyi woni
lne, ec tept wsith thet a id of t he re
eIrves ire-.ed-t :ntti service fromt
civ ilia i i . A\lwsay s remnemb er ti :
VLin will oiur wsar s. \\e simiiply keep
lie gun is cIleant dutring peacetim in"
--Naval Air Station Nes.
THE PAY-OFF
Thle old sailor had iretiredl fronm
the sea. Each morning a grubbily
youngster knocked at his door, wenit
in and came out again. After this
had gone on for a long time, the
curiosity of the v'illagers was
aroused.
"Tell me, said one of the .'illag
crs to the yotungster, "why dho you
visit the old sailor each morning?"
"Well, sir, he gives mie a dimc if
I say to him: 'The captain wants
yotu immiediatelyl'"
"And what does he say to that?"
"lHe says: "Tell the captain to go
to helil'"