The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 04, 1944, Page Page Four, Image 4
EDITORIAL TAT
Sporte Editor ....................Wal Daaor. SS
Cooed Kditet ...................raoa. Padtett
Soclety Editor ...........,.........Jo Tbonpeon
News Editor .............. Katherine Jennings
Maagt.i Editor Qovid Fteeen
We Throw Bouquets In
The Direction Of Coed
And Explain Its Organization
We don't suppose there are many people
on the campus who haven't heard of the Coed
Association, but just in case, we're taking this
organization as our diseussion of the week.
Every girl at Carolina is automatically a
member of the association. It serves as an in
strunient through which Coeds aire drawn
closer together, and in this way are better able
to.servo their university.
Throughout the year the organizat.ion per
forms many services to the University. In the
past these services were nustly social but today
the Coed Association is one of the strongest
rdvocates of winning the war through doing
war work.
Voting in coed uned to be based on attend
ance at the meetings. Today it is based on
doing two hours war w ork a week, phlus at
tendance at the meeting-. The Red Cros- pro
grain at the niiiversity has been enhanced by
the new coed ruling.
The Coed Association also elects the two
cheer leaders and spuisors a tea each year for
the Legislature.
Today this organization is one of the most
active on the campus. All girls take part in its
program to make Carolina a better place.
During the year it sponsors dances for the
V and Navy groups. In this w ay the boys;
now on our cunpus become acquainted with
the coeds.
Coed meeting- are held twice a oiunth at
p p. im., Wednesday. There's a place for every
girl here in this organization. If yiou aren't
an active mtember. go to the next neeting. You
are welcome there and iii that way you caln in
somne simall way serve our tniver-itV.
Santee-Cooper Story
Is Corrected Here
By Dr. Stephen Tuber
In the last issue of the "GnCoc 101k" there
appear'ed a story on the front [page concern -
in g fossils dhiscolvered in thle Santee-Cooper
arlea. The following correct ion was sent to
usby Stephlenl Taber. Geology depa rtment
headi(. WAe publllish it here withi an ap)ology for
our! mistake.
"In ani article enititledh. 'Santuiee-Coop,er
Yiels Foss ilK, 1)mbl1ished in tihe G;aimecock
for Janiuary 21, I ami gi veni much more credit
than is 'my due. The fossil bonies of the Pleis
tocenec whale were discovered byv Walter Bier
n ard Cormnack uiIan not lby me. Mr. Cof rm ac k
i s a graduliate of the Geology l)ep a rtimeint
who was then working as geologist on thle
Santec-Cooper Project. H e is now a lirst lieu
tenant in the U,nited1 States Armry Air Force.
"iDuri ng the last few years thle UiJIveisityv
has obtained a very valuable (ollec'tion of
plant and animal fossils from the Coastal
Plain of South Carolina. They havye colme
partly fromi the Santee-Cooper area, piartly
-from Edisto Beach anid partly fr'om other lo
Scalities. Some have been obtained by gift but
Smany have been collected by the stail' of thme
Goeology Department and( by our students.
-When this material is propedy described andl(
*interpreted it will shed much light on the his
tory of the South Carolina Coastal Plain."
Sincerely yours
STEPHEN TABER,
-Head of Geology Dept
Member
xiated GoUeiate Press
Distributor of RO]
Collebiate Di6est
1enterr
Ss.o.,i
We Discuss, The Food
Problem With KSK
And University Officials
Several weeks ago Kappa Sigma Kappa ex
pressed a desire to find an eating establish
ment for Carolina students. They asked the
aid of Alpha Kappa Gamma in solving this
problem which we must admit is a major prob
lem. 'hese organizations have made no head
way 'n the matter. They are stumped, in fact.
The idea of getting a boarding house whose
owner is willing to feed all Carolina's students
is no good. Either one is willing to take on such
a job. but the expense is too great. The prob
letm, therefore, cannot be solved unless the
Uiiiizer-ity itself takes over the matter.
The objection to feeding University stu
deits on a large scale seems to be that the stu
dent do not or would not take advantage
of suchi a cafeteria. Also the idea prevails that
if a ca:feteria were built now. while conditions
ill town w ere crowded. students would come;
bIut a ler the war, the cafeteria would be just
another wh 1ite elepliant.
We don't really believe that students like
to go blocks out of their way for every meal.
Once in :ta while. perhap-, they want a change
bIt a.1 steady diet during all sorts of bad
weathe' going up town for meals is not en
joyable. Not having a regullar :lace to go for
ueal- also promnotes the tendency to skip a
nea1 every now and then. We all know this
is a bad habit.
Other uIiversities have enfeteria- serving
food as good or better than restaurants serve
andi1 at the :-ale or a lesser price. We're not
aI vocatinig a (onmpu1111lsorv feediiig svstem but
ouly a en feteria harge clnut:gh and good enough
to serve its stldlents. As an inlstitution, Caro
lina i- (ne of the linest in the South. but we feel
t niatn ny a mllother would feel easier about
sending her child here if she knew there waw
a good ca feteria for her or him to get three
ileals a dar.
I f t his rafeteria w ere large enoiuglt and good
entough, students would gladly eatt there. even
if thtey knew there'd be not line to standt int
if thiey went up) towni. As a progressiv'e Uni
versi ty we shoul hav'e a good ca feteria. We
woul like to enCourage KSK arid AKG in
anyi~ efhortC they matke ini this direction. We
neetd it, so let's try to get it.
The Fourth War Loan
Students And Faculty
Urged To Cooperate
Th FtIouth War i Loain Drive is on now.
You don't need us to reminid you of it for at
every corner you mee't a sign satying "Buy
Antothter War Boiid." But for some of you
n ho p)er'th look the other way at suicht, please.
we wvish to )Iawod or two.
liiy inhg hionds is niot thtrowinrg your money
away, It is Putt ing it in a safe' placeP for you.
:a tl at the same timue Ibrinuging victory a little
closer.
You nien of the Navy on the campus know
wha:t you'r.e buying h)ond(s for-to brIing you
bacik htome soonier. Yiou civilian mnemibers of
our1 ttdeint bodly, menCh and1 womenCI alike, should
buy miore anrd mtore bond s to see that these
boy~s get their wi-lh amit ours--a speedy return
lionme.
Nonie of us cant ever' say wve've done enough.
Wte can ntese do(1 enioughi for the (lays and
ntighits our bioys spend in the nmud, the junigles,
fighitinig for us here at home.
'The booth in tho canteen sponsored by the
Y WCA will take your subscription for at bond(.
If you can't buy a b)ond, buy a stamp. But,
whatever you do, (10 it now. D)on'$ put victory
off by waiting till tomorrow. Our men in the
service can't wait or make exeuses-they're
fighting and m.in-ai.
lhe Gamecock
Fouaded Janury W0 1s NaHioOI n
IET ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor cab"
420 MADtsoN
weekly by the student body of the University of South CNICASO " oso1
durtng the college year.
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USC CAMPUS BY JULI BULL
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Menber or A .G. , y.wCA. i>eputations Cherman
Past Seueary of Student Faculty Comaittee,
and j3es,deiit or Delia Zeta sorority o7
FREE-LANCING
NOTE TO AN EDITRESS:
\Iy bones ache, lm1y head spins. my saliva evaporates. Right
now I wouldn't know third ba-e from vesterdav's roses: and in
liy weakened condition I'mn talkedl into -omething 1'l' not quali
fiecl to do.
With a hollowed cough and a baffled expre'io,n I cau1tiou.1ly
"I don't think so. . .
So I don't know dltiy frollmt third ha.-e either.
"Getting to be an old n:u; think soiilodyllI crack about
your age. Tweit ylears old. you are now. You're scared, that's
what !'
No such dmui' thing!" I holler. "I'i as young as ayoy
I'lI write yu colulmn- 'til vou'll wili to high hieLel ['l get
tired and qluit.
Selah.
QUEST FOR COPY:
Making a mental note tiat I've a colii iun to fill. I set out oi a
quest for copy. First I. come to Maxcy College and Betty Crews
in the Inforination room.
"Bty' .I say . " fla'. any one commllit.ted a linn' der. go)ttenl
married, or given thle colonel a hot-floot C'
It seemed that no one was thought ful enouPigh t (P nilirder' .some
Visitinig fi reman, or to t oss hii melfI ilntIo thle mo4 rass of matr1 i -
moniy. Nor wa there any~ practicliun of the iniceiidiaryv art (of
the hot-floot aroiund to p)rov'ide copy.
The cantee'n! Tfhere'. al1ways 'som ething hiappeinig there.
Oni th way down w1111le muet lBill. of thle TelehonePl Exchiange.
Nop one had b~ten kiind eniough 14) call an,d aisk for the fourth
floor of Sin1w, or for .\lahit abel ~ Cor nst alIk, opr .\linniiie Graves,
or to enqui re if it was past thirteeni o'clock. No Iluck. No copy.
Propped ini a canteen boothl wi~e spied Geor4Pge Wall aec of the
ba)tsketball1 teami. IPraise A llhi. suriely thle b asket ball t eamI had
d(ne PsometI1I ihg worth prlint ing1.
Geor4ge, bPetweeni munichies oin somle Ipotalt(P ciips, to(1ldi little
story of the basketball team'~s trip to Gjeorgia and Cantore's
Still no copy. The conIsequlenice is, lair reader (with a care
to keep t hat last in thle siniglar) , I shahll chtickeni-feed you with
a joke and1( a poem1.
JOKE (DIST.INCTLY L1AIELLED) AS SUJCII):
"What1,'' asked St eddie, "did the apple join into "
"Not join into." Nancy corrected. "Just join."
Steddie beamed brightly3. "Oh. What (lid the apple join?'
"I (don't know," I answered, then inquired iinnocently ; "What
did the apple join . .. into?"
Steddi bCheamned even more1( brightly.
"The apple core."
POEM:
Sp)rinlg, it seenms, hasi sliped a fewY balmfy days in these last
of the winter umoniths; and inl sp)ring, it has been said, a youing
muan's fancy lightly turns to-hambhurgers anid onions. Or
somiething else. A nyhow, my p)redlecessor' in l'ree Lainilg hadi
hiLs C. LA. I have my13 Fiieh, who has courageously penned the
following:
Spring is here so green, white and blue,
Flowers bud out so clean, fresh and ne(w;
The moon shines down so white and true,
Stars stay out hate evenings, dlon't you?
I have no doubt that Miss Fneh had all V-12er3 in mind when
she scribbled that last line.
With which sage remarks, I wobble complacently intc
oblivinn
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Chicken Feed
By KATHERINE JENNINGS
There're so many harsh and cruel remarks that I could make
about Free Lancer's last week's withdrawal from our unequal
competition, but I'll be sweet, for once, and not say any of them.
Celebrity
Lots of University students get publicity in their home tow#
papers, but Buddy Black's press agent has the most original
ideas that I've heard of yet. You should have heard Buddy,
gnashing his teeth over an article containing his name entitled,
"Home Town Girls Make Good," or something to that effect.
Being famous presents its little problems.
All Quiet
I'm really in no mood to be writing this trash, because I've
completely lost my voice, much to everyone's delight, and now
can hardly even whisper. Remedies of all kinds have been sug.
gested, ranging from three drinks of you-know-what a day, to
muffling my head with a towel and sucking at a can of benzine.
So if you have any pet remedies you can add them to the list.
And since my handwriting is quite illegible, I suppose I'll
have to start carrying the typewriter around with me to say
hello to people.
Summer Time
Whenever you're strolling around on our bleak, frozen caml
pis:I and want to get a glimpse of the legendary sunny South,
just drop by the gardener's greenhouse. Inside is a real rubber
tree (its rumored that he's growing tires for Dr. McKissick),
a lot of summery looking flowers, and some warm and happy
gold-fish that splash around all year in water that's heated to
a sunewr temperature.
Local Talent
Li.t week at 11:Ippy lour I heard a lovely rendition of a
Imocking bird (or iaybe it was a robbin or a sparrow, I don't
know uIIlc about bir(ds). It was given, not on the stage, but
by the l)oV who sat behind me. Which brings me to the subject
of this little essay. which is, why don't we be quiet when we
shloull; we aren't children anymore, or are we?
Poets Cornered
At last we know that dry land sailors are just like people.
The f'ollowing contribution, by a male, C. L., who sign~s himnself
"Just a sailor," pr~Ioves thant what thle average sailor' thinks about
all day is just about what you would expect.
I' ni tot a1 dreamertIC ats drieamiers go.
''r I know noi dIreamer' could1( love you so,
B.ut you're on my m ind when .1 hit the deck
Anid you'r'e there all day in spite of heek.
I think of y'ou tI don't just dIreami,
A t hi nker' iben I am, 'twould seem.
lint thiner. ree, or' what 1 lbe,
I love y ou, dlarling, don't you see?f
Optimism
Ani overeautjius ciadelt weatrinig tw~o pa rabut es, c'limbed into
hiis lI . T. anid took ofl. At about I1),000( feet his motor caught on,~
fire so lie bailed out. lIe counmted to teni, andl lled the fir'st rip
cord. It fiiled to open. Then lie pulled the second. 'That failed
als'o. Lookiing down at the ground lhe nmuttered, "Well, I'll be.
Just my luck thaut there wvouldn't be tan amibuilance around to
Seriousness
Stars being as fascinating as they ure, anid muost of us know.
ing a.s little about them as we do. why don't they give students
somei( chance to use thme observatory?i It's an interesting-looking
little building, biut since nmo classes in astronomy are being taught
now, most of us get no beniefit fr'om it.
Horse Laugh
('ticn fill in the pla5ce wher'e this took place to suit yourself,
it could have been most any where. Two men wer'e eating meat,,
another' man hollered "wvhoa," the metat stopped where it was
and( the two men choked to death.
Hit Parade
W'ithi exanms ju st tarounud an all-too-inear corner, the current
campuj)Is favorite is "When the Roll is Called at Bainbridge I'll
be there."
Plug
Do you feel the urge to (do something? D)o you like to walk
up three flights of steps ten times a (1ay'? Do you (delighit ini do
ing odd jobs assorted sorts for hours at a time? Do you liked
to sing "When This Cruel War Is Over''? If you can answer
"yes", without a smile, then (lash uip to the Gamecock office
and we will all be waiting with outetretchedI arms. (Do o
think I wreis ut to fil up space . .a ha. oyo