The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 17, 1943, Page Page Four, Image 5
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Sports Editor ....................Wally Dinemore
Co-ed Editor ................'...Frncea PadR*tt
Society Editor ............... Jog Thompeon
New# Editor ......................Larry Newdick
Monagin; Editor David Freemen .
The Gamecock Gives
A Hearty Handshake
To Our Football Team
The football season is over and Carolina is
state champion. This, in itself, deserves the
praise of every Carolina student. But, even if
we had not como out on top, a feeling of pride
would still be there.
Carolina's Gamecocks, made of men from all
over the country, men who barely had a chance
to practice together, was one of the best we
have ever had. These boys, to whom Carolina
was merely a stopping off placo on the way to
getting at the business of war, deserve every
ounce of praise Carolina students can give
them. The coaches, fighting against all sort of
odds-injured players, loss of stars each week
-come in the same category.
The students backing up the team, and espe
cially the Boosters Club also deserve a special
pat on the back. With this spirit each year Car
oline will always be on top. The Gamecock, and
all Carolina, take off its hat to our Gamecocks
-state champions-a grand team.
All Co-eds Urged To
Cooperate With Plans
For Red Cross Chapter
An actual 'opportunity for Carolina women
to enroll in war work has been given by the
American Red Cross. An effort to form a col
lege Red Cross unit is being made by Betty
Jane Everett and Ann Roayall, chairmen of
the committee.
Courses being offered at the present are
Nutrition, a study of foods and the prepara
tion of healthful meals; first aid, an elementary
course to be used in emergency eases; home
nursing, a course in the treatment of the pa
tient at home; and knitting, including sweat
ers, scarfs, socks, for men in the services and
childien in occupied territories. There is also
a bandage rolling class.
After Christmas, in January, a staff assist
ant's course and nurses' aide course will be
offered.
This, in our opinion, is one of the most worth.
while organizations ever to be formed at Caro
lina. In this way each coed can do her share in
aiding the war effort.
Once before Carolina was given the chance
to form a college Red Cross unit, but the plan
failed. It failed because the coeds failed to
enter into the work. Today the plan has the
full endorsement of the Coed Association and
Alpha Kappa Gamma. Glive it your endorse
ment, too. Get your key from Coed hy work
in the Red Cross.
Again We Call Attention
To Vespers-For All
Students At Carolina
Last senmester an editor ial appeared in the
Gamecock, urging students to attend vespers.
We feel that repetition here could do no harm.
A t 7 :15 every Sunday night andl chapel bells
call all students to vespers. IIere you may spend
a1 quiet half hour in meditation-t imne out fronm
a hard week-a chance to recapture the desire
to go on through anothier week-these are of
fered by the vesper~ program.
IIere there is no long-drawn out sermon ou
tihe evils of the day, only candle-light, music,
and few words spoken. Each student at Caro
lina could gain something b)y attending these
programis.
The Gamecock gives this not as a demand
for students to attendl the program against
their will, but as a reminder that vespers is
still there. Perhaps the small attendance is
due to forgetfulness or no knowledge that these
programs are being held.
A worthy program of this sort needs no
build-up, no speech making in its favor. But,
this we do say. There is no more beautiful,
restful service than Carolina Sunday vespers.
When you hear the chapel bells ringing next
Sunday, be reminded of vespers. Go, if you
like. And feel the warmth of its meengn.
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Co-ed Association
Fosters Plan For War Work
Among Carolina Women
Several weeks ago an editorial appeared in
this column suggesting that war work become
a Carolina standby. We offered a plan whereas
a girl, after doing a certain number of hours'
work a semester would receive a key as a token
for her efforts. The girl having the greatest
number of hours was to receive a special key
for the best worker of the semester. In this edi
torial we suggested that the coed association
take this work as their project for the year.
We are glad to commend the coed associa
tion here on its efforts in this direction. A plan
similar to the one set forth here has been pre
pared for all coeds on the Carolina campus.
The plan is as follows: Any girl doing 26
hours of war work a semester will receive a
cued recognition key. This work is to include
Red Cross classes, attendance at church organi
zations. and selling of war stamps. Work out
side these groups is to be reported to the secre
tary for approval. A vote in coed is to be
given to each girl completing one hour of work.
Every girl at Carolina is eligible for mem
bership in the coed association. It is your or
ganization and you are the only ones that can
carry out the work that is to be done. War
work on our campus would put Carolina in
the swing. No longer would we not be doing
our share. Get behind the coed association and
boost war work at Carolina.
Kappa Sigma Kappa
Begins Project To Solve
Civilian Food Problem
Iiappa Sigma Kappa, service fraternity, has
taken as one of its main projeets for the year
the improvement of the food situation. This
applies, of course, to civilians, only. The Wade
Hampton Cafeteria now provides eating fa
cilities for all civilian students on the campus
--men and women alike. But, because of the
large enroll imeint of women students, the cafe
teria does not provide adequate facilities for
all the men students.
By this editorial we hope to call attention to
this matter. Perhaps the crowds of Navy men
have overshadowed the fact that we still have
civilians at Carolina. The possibilities of get
ting another cafeteria for civilian use seems
worth investigating. The Gamecock heartily en
dorses this p)roject, and hopes that it can be
carriedl out.
We Wish A Merry
Christmas To All
Even The Staff!
.Merry C.hr isdtmais Trfiite though it may seenh,
we send sin1cere greetings to all Carolina stu
(dilts. Our specil Christmas wish goes to the
hard-wor'kinug stall. Even though they arc a
lit tle lbite withI then copy, even iF they never go
through the grueling ptrocess of writing heads
on Wednesday night-all' this conisidlered(, their
efforts are their best. We hope Santa will fill
your stoc*kinigs withi pencils, pa per, and clever
thoughfs!
Thle manaiaginig editor \ greeting is I le same.
Ilave a good timae but~ don' t be tuo groggy to
readi the next assignment sheet!
So, until we meet again, we repeatv-Merry
(Chist wias
Letter To The Editor
As a ( atrolina studteiit in good standing for
tihe p)ast two years, and have gr'adually seen
the campus chiange fromt a college to a iiitary
encampmnen t, I hav bu kt oniQeE)omplainit to make.
Wh'y not keep, thle ''Old Carolina Custom''
of saying "llello"b on the campus to each other
rega rdless of whet her one knows t he individual
or not. It not only make's for a friendlier at
mfosp)here. but will bring the civilian and Navy
students eloser together.
I would appreciate somec notice in the Game
cock for I think this though a small factor is
of great importanee.
A better University of South Carolina for
the Carolinian, students to make.
Respectfully,
J. FR ANK FiVE,
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FREE-LANCING
-A nine-letter word beginning with "P" ???-hiu-let's
see-plastered-nope! Oh, well, what's the use? We should
never have begun reading the Gamecock in the first place. Those
tantalizing riddles-All, I can remember the old days when we
had only traveling salesmen and moron jokes.
Journalism Copy
Did you ever wonder why a Gamecock reporter is always
bubbling with information, why he always can supply the in
formation that McKissiek was a long time attached to the Math
department, as a student. or that. Professor Herbert has two
children instead of one? Well, we owe it all to the industrious
students of a course called Journalism .35, who practise the
Marathon chasing over the campus, gleaning the news to be
written in triplicate. (One for us, one for the professor, and
one-for posterity. we guess).
This week we learned that Miss Florence Nightingale Mal
lard, sophomore, of Asheville, has the rare distinction of be
ing a member of the society of descendants of Knights of the
most noble order of the Garter. This is, we have it on reliable
authority, English royal society.
The story goes (we quote Journalism 35, since the subject
is a little tricky to deal with): "Many years ago an English
queen was going back to her palace after attending a ball, and
dIropped her garter. Tile men who were there organized a so
ciety and called it ''rhe mIost noble ordler of the Garter.'' Flor
ence is a decendant of one of the knights, and has thus fallen
heir to mnembershlip in the society.''
Well, that's the story-oh, one moi-e thing. they have as
their coat-of-arms (not certain about tihat, may be coat-of-legs)
a blue garter, with the motto (if this hlelps5 anyone) "'honi soit
quli maly pense."' Nobility is finally in our midst.
Poetry
This wveek, in fond recollect ion of C. L.'s poetic endeavors,
we unearthed (also a prioduict of dlournalisim 35 ( a classie dis
inctioni between poe'try and1( proseQ, by star-l3abcock-stuldent
Mary Alice McM~illani.
"Poetry, as 1 see it. callnotu be detined, only compnlared. Prose
is like tile not es, poetriy tile mlusie ; proset is tile sleep, poetry
thle dIreaml. Whereas prose is the dress, p)oetry is tile color; and
prlose thle ilower, poetriy tile fragrane. if prose is words, p)oetry
is .sound(s. And pr.ose is thell eat, poetriy thle purr.''--and if we
are'f ai moronl, thait is a jioke!
Freshmen . . . by now well oriented
To assure himself that treshmecn at the University oft South
C'arol ina wold receive a culIt ural education, one of the teachers
of orientation gave his class a quiz tihe other dlay. T1hie one ques
tin wl as: "' Who is the b)est. looking girl oni the campus?"'
After careful tabuilat ion, the following results were reported:
Hleleni Pride Craig-I1; Mr. RI. (I. Bell-Il; Mrs. Childs-1;
Keiti llarris-1; Pat liee--i ; ''Slats'"-1; 13aba Belser--1.
Well --we come to C. L.
Oh, t'. L., youri copyV is in late for* Ibis1 issue. We have a dead
line to~ meet, you1 know ! I]neident ally, just, to give the column
the enlt rancling appearance (of alp)habet bilocks, do you1 know
I. K(.???
Alother (entering room unlexp)eeted ly) : Whmy, 1 never...
lDaughiter: "Oh, Mother, you1 must have !"
S* * *
Gecorge Planmaunn, all-state, baseball p)itchler, whlo wonl 13 anid
lost 1 for tihe Sub-Chaser T1raining Center of Miami, Fla., is
now a V-12 trainee here at Carolina. Before joining the navy,
PlJamann played semi-pro football andl is a member of the St.
Louis Cardinal baseball orgar.ization.
Another athlete, formerly stationed at Miamni anId now attend
ing tihe University, is Cliff Grady. All outstanlding boxer, Grady
was also a member of the San Diego Training Station basketball
team at San Diego, Calif.
Father: "The man who marries my dlaughlter will get a prize."
Sailor:- "May I see it tu
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Assistant Circulation Manager.......Buddy Black
Chicken Feed
By KATHERINE JENNINGS
At last, we, the good little people who have been participat
ing in this noui-stop education experiment, ard getting a blessed
ten days' relief. And do we appreciate it.! But I do wish the e
weather would do something amazing, such as snowing. How
can we ever get the Christmas spirit with the weather feeling
much more like the 4th of July ?
Alarming
This little incident, really took place a couple of weeks ago,
out my efficient spy system didn't come through with it 'til
recently. It seems that an English class was suddenly amazed
by hearing an alarm clock banging away in the back of the
room. And there's no sound worse than an alarm clock. The
class all twisted around like pretzels to see from whence came
the sound, and there was Anne Darby Tison, calmly removing
a pint-sized clock from her pocket. Well, that's one way to
stay awake in class.
A
V-12 Lament, a Dirge in E-Flat
V-12 Bob Katz (?) dedicates the following, probably to Mrs.
Graham or some other power-that-be- It's bad enough when
you're restricted and can't see your girl, but the last straw is
when your girl is restricted and can't see you !
It's Always Something
Those Original V-5s lare thought of another way of vary
ing their favorite sport. They now accompany their long-low
whistles (even the mocking-birds are whistling that way now.
a-days) by exclaiming, "Gee, look at the girl with the blue
socks!" Needless to say, every girl in hearing distance stares
down at her socks, only to discover that nobody has on blue
socks. You then turn a lovely shade of reddish-purple, while
each V-5 chuckles insanely, the fiends. (Sho' hope they ap
preciate all the free publicity I give 'em.)
Dedicated
To the amateur wolves on the campus.
One night I met when stepping out
A gal who wasn't thereabout;
I said, "JIEL-loI And how are You !''
She didn't say; so I never knew.
Or do you get it?
So There, Too
When 1 heard this one it was told about a soldier', but it
could easily apply to some of' these fickle Carolina males:
Butch had broken up with his girl. After ignoring several let
ters requesting the return of her photograph, he received one
in which she threatened to conme get it. D)eciding to squelch her
once andl for all, he gathered together all the photographs that
he could find, wrapped them up and inelosed thIiis note, ''Piek
it out, I'v'e forgotten what you look like.''
Professional Jealousy
Free-Lancing certainly gets all the breaks. Searcely an issue
goes by, but C. Li. is lamenting in her quaint poetic manner,
with enough copy to fill half the column. And do I ever get
help with my ardutouis task? W 'hy doesn 't somebody write
p)oetry to me? (Doln't answer that.) All I get are remarks,
uttered in a maddeningly superior tone with just a trifle of a I
sophisticated sneer, suchi as "Surely you know who really wrote
that !'' "DJo you always spell tailor with a 'y'?'' Any fool would
know so and so, don't you?'' and so it goes. Uut somebody loves
me, 'cause another joke-book is being donated by an alumni way
oult in Illino,is. TIhanks a million, it. will certainly help) my
morale.
Borrowed Words of Wisdom
A man kills time with a golf stick; a woman kills it with a
lipstick.
A wise woman p)uts a grain of sugar inito everything she says
to a manm, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to
And take note of this one: You can fight a brulnette as woman
to wonmanm, but when you fight a blonde you fight a cherished
masculine tradition.
Joke Book Specials
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and
all women can be fooled some of the time, but the
same woman can't be fooled by the same man In.
the same way more than half of the time.'
If there were only two women and one man in
the world, the man would marry the brunette and
then spend the rest of his life peeping over her
shoulder and trying to flirt with the blonde.
A black lie always shows up against the da:- 4
zling background of truth; it's all the little white
ones that a man keeps telling that can't be distin..
gnished from the res ofhcnvrain