The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 10, 1943, Page Page Four, Image 4
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EDITORIAL STAFF 4ss
Sport Editor....................Waly Dinsmore
Co-ed Editor ....................Frances Padgett
Society Editor .....................Joe Thompson
News Editor .................Larry Newdiek
Manoging Editor.....................Dovid Freeman
V-12's Are Urged
To Attend YWCA-YMCA
Saturday Night Dances
The problem of Saturday night entertain
ment has been partially solved by a .joint ef
fort of the YWCA and YMCA. Adopted as one
of its projects for the year are hi-monthly
dances for the V-- and V-12 boys on our cam
pus.
At present these danees are being held in
the lobby of Wade Hampton College. The first
two, although both successes, had one fault.
There was a surplus of girls! Whether this
phenomena was due to lack of publicity or
shyness on the part of the boys, we offer this
as an advance notice of tomorrow night's
dance.
Many boys. here at Carolina for the first time,
want to meet the women of Carolina. These
dances offer the very opportunity. The girls
come. not just as a duty, but because they en
joy it. You boys would find the same enjoy
ment there. Music is furnished by a nichelo
deon the girls furnished from Wade Hampton
and Sims.
Posters will be up as a reminder and there
cal be nio finer way to b,'conje ai gnilni1eul
so come boys,. bring your friends-and make
the Saturday night dnncec a bigr;r .ues than
ever.
Carolina Alumnus
Commends Clariosophic
Literary Society
November 27. 194:1.
The Gamecock.
University of South Carolina
Columbia. South Carolina.
Dear Sirs:
I was very much interested in the letter from
Frank L. Dusenburv in y%our issue of Novem
ber 19th. I was greatly shocked when I heard
some years ago the little interest., or the small
membership, in the two Literary Societies.
*When I was an un dergraduate. 188:-1 885,
there wer*e also1 fraternities ini whic td Ihere was
great interest ;)but thle principal interest.. as 1
recall it, of thle cntire stuidenit body was mnem
bership in one or thle (<ther of tihe Literary
Societies.
The particular point I want to 1)ring out is
the importance of a younig n of membhershiip
in tIhe Literary Soectijes. If I were asked whiatI
I felt was one of thle most usefl anmd helpful
influences of my c*ollIege dlays, 1 wonuld111 une.si
tatingly say it was mlemblersi p ill thle (Clario
sophie Society. I learnedl not. only to get upj
and say what I had to say. hut also to sit down
when I had said it, and not wander along~ aim
lessly ; beca use tile boys of my (lay woubd not
have stood for sutch an exhibition of end(less
repetition as is freqiuently put oin in mnany
public gatherings.
I also ac(luiired a good working knuowvledge
of parliamientary hIaw, which was of equal im
portancee and whieb enabled mec to preside over
a meeting and prevent its (drifting into a "'talk<
fest.'' This knowledge of p)arliamnentary law
has beeni most useful t.o mue in my business life
ini presiding at dlirectors and othmer mieetinigs.
Feel that the benefit of memnbership) in the
Clariosophic Society wvas so great, that I wonni1(
like to see membership ini one of the Societ ies
muade obligatory upon all students, unless sp~e
cill. excused. I am sure memubers today, as ini
my College day, wvill come to value the ex
perience and association derived firoim the cont
tacts with other members of these Soc iet ies.
I should like to hear an expression out this
subject from some other old "grads'' to sco
Member
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Distributor of ROE
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whether their -experience does not coincide
with mine.
Yours very truly,
. EDWIN G. SEIBELS.
Dear 3ir. Seibels:
We were very glad to receive your letter and
appreciate your thoughts on the matter of the
Literary Societies. Your letter will be turned
over to the Clariosophic Society as an encour
agemeit in their work.
Your letter is published here, in hopes that
other old "grads" will see it and respoid as
you wished them 10.
Sincerely,
THE EDITOR.
When Can Carolina
Students Hear
The Glee Club?
The University Glee Club is composed of a
number of fine singers. men and women. After
a quiet su mmer. the Glee Club has come into
its own again by putting on programs for Co
luibia College. servicemen centers, and other
places throughout the city. They are doing a
good job. and all who have had the privilege
of Ieariii the group have commented favor
ably. We at Carolina are heginnin g to heel
.s ightt .
I tile past. ya rs. when chapel was a Tues
lay morning standby. Carolina students often
had an opportunity to hear the Glee Club. As
it is now. there seems to he no chance for them
I hear the Songs of this fine group. Navy au
Ihoritics have deeued it necessary do a\way
with the ha pl programs. leaving only V-12
Iiappy ioi,r nn Friday nig-h1s.
The Gamecoek. on the part of tihe stlidenlts,
would like to know if a plan could he made
by which all of us could be present at a Glee
Club concert. Perhaps for one meeting Happy
Hour could be made into P Joint chapel for all
students. The gist of the matter is-we want
to hear the Glee Chub. Carolina students are
its membiers. (Caroljina students should have the
oppoirtunity to see whlat it is dloinig.
it's onily a rumor' but it traveled all the way
from Emory 1Uniiver sity, Georgia. to the Un i
versity of .lndiana.
.1. Edward HIedges, actinig dlirectIor of thle
Juinina p)ersonnel and( placement bunreau, (lid
In't shake offl a 1legenid abou1t himself whlen lie
left Di-xie.
When lie t aughtI at Emiuory, 1)r. I ledges hiad
a wide variety of' suits. and sooni his studencuts
began to keep a record of' what lie wore in
order to find out how manny days would pas
lbefCore lie repea ted thei eyelec of' his ward robhe.
"I used ho Ithrow themuu oft the trac*k,'' l)r.
Hledges said, ''along aboiut t he middl(le of thle
semieiste'r when I wore a suiit t hat had been
paicked away for1 moiithls.'
Tlh ereafte r, D)r. H ed Iges wvas knuowna as "thle
iian wi~ith thle v'ariety of suits.'' The lceend
was ItransfCierre to I. U . whlen he furnishedm aio
1Indiana reporter with some clippinugs of his
(lays at. Emory.
Thelu alam clock situmat ion in thle ination is
adimittecdly hadl these (hays, but at Gustavus
A dolphus College in St. Peter. Mliinn., it was
more1c thIiani ermit icalI for one E'oed.
li ,J. Lunuiqst 's alarm clock simply ref usedl
li iruni and so she toted it downm to thLe local
jew el er.
Imin e hmer embha rrass menat wI i hen te jcweleri
asked her if she had ever trvied wu*inadinig it. an3(1
wyfih a twist of' the wyrist, thle timuepie4r starilted
in tickinig ag.ain.
'he Gamecock
Founded January 30. 1ti0S Nat r
IERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor ce u
420 MAO1sON
weekly by (he st,tdent body of the University of South CHICAGO - sorro
during the college year.
i as seennd-clnsa matter at the poatoffice at Columbia.
uy. 20, 1908.
USC Campu.s By Julia Bu1l
USC C*a s
Jlvnnmy :
IS i.O.T.C C
Comtalt.r o
Orte of has favorse.
pashn.s IS s-To01ltg hts Ppe..
JIMMY GUEST
President of OAK , President of KS K,
(lember o Honor Councl, Student-faculty , Treas. YMCA
FREE-LANCING
A PRE-PAYDAY VIGNETTE'
It vas a hl II ani( gloomliy (lav to begill wit Ii but tile Iwo hoys
wr't <owliiSt. atli' all they were taking the w\'ori<l,s 1\w'o
mnost bemutifl'1 girls to supper. Gayly they pulledl up their' var
Iel's, iglhltenled Iheir suspenlers, and trotted off to meet the
<lansals. After a short discussion the quartet proceeded to one
of Colunia's feading restairanlts-nothing like treating the
girls right.
Waiting almnost no timte on a boothii, they took oft' their hats.
slid um1iier the Iable, and began Ituminhing swiftly through the
uenull for the four-hit plate' Ilunll. Th'iry seoOllds later thley
sin1III aneoulsly raise< tin-ir heads, looked at, each other, and
excihanve<l mnil al comnlcuts on the fact that the restauralit was
(t0'ering no plate lunch--plelty of two-dollar steaks hut 11
phate l1m-h. At this point tIle waitress approached.
Waitress: "Order please."
First V-12: "Well, girls, what'll you have?"
Second V-12: "Maybe a tomato sandwiui?"
First girl - "But they have such delicious lamb chops here."
First V-12: "They do?"
Second V-12: "Meatless Tuesday isn't far off."
Second girl: "I think I'll begin with a shrimp cocktail."
Second V-12 (hastily): "A good idea but the shrimps here
are never really fresh."
F'irst girl: "Then the only decent thing left is some Spanish
mackerel."
First V-12: ''But-"
First girl: "Are you going to object again?"
First V-12: "Oh no! . . . Of course not."
Second girl: "Make mine mackerel, too."
Second V-12: "Could I have a small cheese sand.wich please
. . and a cup of coffee?"
First V-12: "Uh . . . nothing, thanks."
ThIiis w~as followved by a fuNi~ous exchiange of signials bet weeni
thle bo:-s. each trying to find ho0w mutch money thle ot her had.
T1heyv tede uip six enis to the good.
You)14 pbly1V1 are l wonderin we kn ow so mu ich abot thie
ini'tidt i.' shiotild, we werei' thle V-1 numiiber two.
FREEMAN BECOMES FAMOUS
(. L. who contribtedi rathier ctrummyi~ poetry* to th is colum1n11
Ia'.t 54'""i'str'i' on thll l oo144se' atgain. A\ ('outle of wee(ks ago we
were~i starled1'4 to leartn Ihat alt hotugh . L.'s intitials areC not
('. L. tihe r'umiour that ('. 1L. is not a gui is enitirely false or
Mrs. ( iahamn is miakitng a horiblhe mist ake. The following sen.
timieta) line4s seemti to prove heri sex:
T'mi an awfu1l brazn hun'v. and it mayr soundr shocking,
S'. Snid if you I('lie t'. ChrIistmasg'. mini,lg ini myt tocking,
The( :ra n~~;itn~ of inutellectz SurpanI'.ing (vlii era
lIe is so~ cially des-iratle. ai journialisic demion,
Anid myi poor heart is betraying mt--oh, Santa, be endcarin',
Andti lav upon1101 my dIoors.te't a la rge pac kage labelled Frieemant.
All I nt\ for Churistmnas isthat terra firmia sailor;
*\tl I n,m for Chlristmias is that land-bIound1( seamant;
T evy of the U., S. ileet, the triumpth of the tailor
I.l(lEAN!!I
PERSONAL TO C. L.
W hat (C. L . n1o ihristmaus toyI,
All you wanit 's a V-12 hoy?~
Were miigrhity glal you've~ foundit your solmnate for wve atrent
exatetly uniromianitii' ourlvesl,'. It youh w'tishi to have' your oet
appearI I ini this pinit. however, youtI've got Ito stop tlkIinIg abouit
l"rt't'maiin. Not only art' we horriblyI jealouis bit Ite suibject imi.
der1 dis.culssioni bias beeni qntioml ln u li.. a. t . . ii..et '' ..:.... lt
Business Manager....... ......eon Murray
OR NASIONAL AOVENTIa1Ne OY T
|vertisingS6ric.,inc. .eTAFIT WRITERS
Puhs.r Rresmenmatrl TAlb Evans, Charlie Sanders, Jodie Marshall,
I AvE. Naw YoRK. N. Y. osed Akel, John Reese, Jimmy Broeknan, Cels
* Lo Asume* Sm imsciceoets,Katherine Jennings.
/ " Los Ases..saiis A1ANcIsco
Circulation Manager................Carlisle Kearse
Asitat Circulation Manager.......Buddy Black
Chicken Feed
By KATHERINE JENNINGS
It Pays To Advertise
Oh bliss and joy and tra lI la.. What fine weather, lovely
elassrooms. and delightfuIl mid-seimiesters we are having. Today
I am a little ray of sunshine. because Santa Ulaus, disguised as
Manning Ilarris, has donated a beautiful 125 page joko book.
Not only has my" )lelt heen answered, but it has been proved
once and for all that someone does read my column.
Life's Little Surprises
An anonynoils coed made qluite a lhmder the other day. She
strolled serenely into what she thought was the new Tri Delt
room, and suddenly found' herself in a strange gentleman's
boudoir. (Sounds like' a novel, more or less.)
Another coed was a trifle disconcerted when she happened to
glance up from an enjoyable little siesta, and saw Mr. Wardlaw
standing on a chair taking pictures of her in a business-like
fashion.
Getting up in the eold gray of these Carolina dawns is swiftly
and definitely naking. us all a little hazy. In the middle of class
one fine morn, Anne Royall not iced that, while groping around
by candlelight that morning, she had pit on one snowy white
sock and one brilliant yellow.
Surprise Again
)r. Meriweather Voubd have gotten one of the shocks of his
life the other day if lie had seen the sedate and formidable stat
u.ites in his Caroliniana Library dressed in sporty tn'eed coats,
lovely junk jewelry, and snappy little bats. Just the staff's way
of brightening up a dll afternoon.
Speaking of Annual Proofs
We wltne---A woim ialways wants her pholtgrapht to flat.
ler her, but a mani1 is perfeethy sal isfied it' lie gets one that looks
as fascinating and impressive as he thinks he los1!
Live Stock
Of course pet dogs are still everywhere, in Dr.
Riley's office, in the switchboard room, etc., but
one freshman in Tenement I, named Porter, has
them all beat. This enterprising lad owns a bowl
of goldfish and several rabbits. The goldfish pre
sent no particular problem, but not so the rabbits.
The owner kept them in a bureau drawer but they
kept eating their way' out, so Porter gave up and
the rabbits now have free run of the tenement,
getting a shade grayer each time they accumulate
another layer of dirt from the not so spotless floor.
So if you see a rabbit wandering around the cam
pus, don't think it's the Easter bunny.
Unpaid Advertisement
Nov that first aid conrses are being 'e-begun on the ca
pus1, see Betty Jane Everett for dectails, the following might he
approriaOI'te, and1( if not appropriate wvillI still fill space. It comeu
l'rom ihe ;1 ournal of t lie MIed ical Associat ion1
Lady, if you see me lying
On the ground, I may be dying,
Let my gore run--bright and free.
Don't attempt to bandage me.
While there's life there's hope
So Pet
Don't apply a tourniquet.
Do not give for my salvation
Artificial respiration
Do not stretch my bones or joints,
Do not press my pressure points.
If queer symptoms you should see
Don't experiment on me.
If I'm suffering from shock
Take a walk around the block.
If you must be busy, pray,
Help to keep the crowd away.
So whatever by condition,
Phone at once for a physician.
Let me lie, I'll take a chance
Waiting for an ambulance
From first aid, I beg release
Lady, let me die in peace.
And Still MWore Junk
It luist 'give St ranger*is whoii doni't k now- thle inside story~ some
lun g to wondi Ier' abhout when ti hey see t hat fI Il-o -iairpa
I lint t li \-->s uilay withI, enlholy sitting wier'e no airplane could
polssibly have f'lowii to. .\aybe they thlink that the tr'ees a
imiihnigs arie .inst enlmnilge anid t hu ('arolina is really a thriv.'
'ng an- port , or may be t hey thlin ik thIiatI ie p1ai'Ws1) t er
la'fore thle t rees were pIlant ed or thle building bitilt,omae
I liey .jinst dlon 't I hi ink. E ,o a b
This Modern Generation
in olde('i n ys, thle love,reld iniI111 bm-ig m.rl 1(1l' e
"Oh dai linig, he miy Qneen, my I ride---anmd let. me be your
But nowaday's, lie miuir'nun-ls. over ('igaret te andi tea,
" ay', thenI 3you get yom'~ ulxt divorce, w'ill you(p1')nir'
Quoting Babcock
Once ai very' at rnei uve t ln, bm- a hi icvattnte
lit tIe girl flea. Tlhiey hell desperatel loeadat'a'vie
hey u-er*e mied'i. Then thtey b'egaa n saiigterIne'ai