The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 03, 1943, Page Page Four, Image 5
Edi.r ......... ..e...... le Pi...Hu hde Craig
EDITORIAL STAr
Sports Editor .................... Wally Dinsmore
Co-ed Editor ....................Frances Padgett
Society Editor .....................J0 Thompson
News Editor ......................Larry Newdick
Managing Editor......... David Freeman
The Gamecock Gives
Endorsement To
Y Financial Campaign
On page one of this issue is a story of the
joint Y financial campaign. It speaks for
itself. but we wish to remind you again of the
importance of the campaign.
Week-before-last an editorial was written
explaining the work of the Y. It will do no
harm to repeat here. The Y. as a totally im
partial organization, envelopes every student
on the Carolina campus. To every student it
offers a place and a way to serve his univer
sity and in return the Y serves its university
innumbered ways.
Any contribution you may make to the Y
is a contribution to your own welfare. Faculty
and students alike receive the benefits from all
Y work. The Y. besides its work on the cam
pus. is a living factor throughout our United
States and the world. Some of the money
gained through the drive will go to world
organizations for students-stulents in China.
Russia, and other countries who are striving to
keep education above all the struggle for peace.
Donations also go to an organization, with
headquarters in Switzerland, that provides
reading material, educational and otherwise,
for the prisoners of war in Germany's occupied
territory. Your contribution to the Y today
will make for a better world tomorrow.
Coming nearer home. let us consider for
awhile what part the Y plays in the welfare of
your conununity. There are many valuable
services some of them being work with the
U.S.O.. Red Cross, welfare work with the less
fortunate people of the conimunity, and Girl
Reserve groups all over the city.
As for the university and its campus, the Y
workers are constantly making Carolina a bet
ter and finer place. Each Sunday night the
short vesper program offers a silent time of
peace and meditation, time 6o rest from the
trials of the week and regain the strength to
go on through other weeks. Y programs,
sophomore, freshman, and general Y meetings,
bring together every man and woman on the
campus. Here there is no prejudice, here
there can be no feeling of inferiority, for the
Y gives each girl a chance to feel apart of her
university and each man a feeling of pride in
his work of helping Carolina.
These and many other great services make
up the functions of the Y. You feel its work
in very part of your life on the Carolina cam
pus. Can you say "Today I gave my share to
the Y. Troday I helped myself by contributing
to the Y financial campaign?"
Coeds Urged To
Cooperate With
V-12 Study Plan
The Navy V-1 h~ oys on our campus were
sent here by the Navy for one purpse-to
study in preparation for midlshiipmian's school1.
In order to assist these boys in nma king the best
grades possible-and to prIevenit that horrib le
journey to Batinbridge-the Navy authoritie~s
have set dlown certain rules by which they' ar~e
to go. To boys used to civilian freedom, some
of the rules appear unnecessary, but the ma
jority take them -in the spirit expected of
future officers.
But, as Eve started the trouble in the be
ginning, so her p)resent-day daughters are rais
ing havoc todlay-and on the Carolina camipus.
Navy regulations provide for a stud(y hour
from 8 p. mn. to .10 p.* mI. Stud(y hour is what
it m"mans-with no variations. A few, ver'
few, of the V-12 group have no neediP( for such
a rule. The majority needl that two hours an md
miore to unravel the mysteries of physics, navi
gation, math, andl other such courses that Car
olina co-eds evadle as a plague. It is to thmese
co-eds that we now speak.
Carolina is no longer the happy-go-lucky
do-as-you-please school that it usedl to be. You
women of Carolina have found this hard to
realize. But, it is up to you to come b)ack
to reality and see that what the Navy w'ants,
the Navy gets. A Navy man seen talking t<.
a co-edl on thme library steps during the stud(1
periodl may get two weeks restriction, plus1 deC.
merits. Th'le girl ini question goes scot free
to get another man a little farther awvay froi
becoming the otlicer lie wants to be.
Each girl should have anm honor systemi ol
her own. Hler standards should be as high om
higher thani the Navy sets for its muen. Noi
every boy in the armed services gets a chianet
like the boys in training at Carolina. You
should not have aniy p)art in ruiinmg that
chaunce.
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McKissick Commends
Faculty On Full
Support Of War Effort
The following is an excerpt from the report
of President J. Rion McKissick to the Board
of Trustees of the University of South Caro
lina on November 10. 1943. We feel that every
student, at Carolina should have an oppor
tunity to read it. therefore we publish it here.
"The University still moves forward, yet this
has been its hardest year in the last three
quarters of a century. if not, in its whole his
tory, because of the number, the difficulty and
the complexity of the problems which have Con
fronted it. This situation is caused b the
Universitv's letermination to make the great
est contribution in its power to the nation's de
fense.
Maintaining without impairment its services
to civilian youlth of South Carolina. the Uni
versity has (lone and is doing its utmost to pro
vide physical. instructional and other facilities
for the training of three distinct units of the
United States Navy Training Program. Our
enrollment constitutes hv far the largest num
ber of students ever assembled on our campus.
This, too. has been the year of the hardest
work our students, administrative staff and
faculty have ever done.
With loyalty and patriotism unsurpassed byv
any other like group. the members of our teach
ing staff have carried on, shouldering the heav
iest teaching load and teaching the longest
hours they have ever experienced. To meet
the requirements of our Navy Training Pro
gr m '-one of the faculty have voluinteered to
abandon who!!y or in aii leaching in their
own fields in order to teach in others in Which
they have had little. if any, experience. Their
financial compensation is. on the whole, much
less than they would receive if they were en
gaged in most of the trades and most other
professions. Members of our instructional staff
are undergoing serious physical and mental
strain caused by overwork and lack of rest.
but they never complain. They are keeping
faith with the fighting lads they have taught.
In like manner, the members of the adminis
trative staff have been and are carrying on
with the same loyalty. the same love of coun
try, the same spirit of service and sacrifice."
Sims Resident
Condemns Locked
Phone Booth
T'o the Edor:
Thbe practice has been adlopted1 of locking the
telephone booth at. Sims at eleven o'clock every
night. Speaking for a lar'ge number of the
girls residing there. I would like to register a
p)rotest. One point of controversy is the mo
tive for this move.
F"irst, the reason w'as given us5 that there had
been "some trouble" wvith girls wvho had been
ca llinig the Fort late at night, and flirting
madly with whiateve.r man anlsweredl thle tele
phone. Th'en Mrs. Clhils, in a formal state
mient. explained that the cutting off of the
telephone was duew to thle Unuiv"ersity'"s co-op
erating with the waru eflort.
We(ll, whuichever was the true reason. there
arue object ions to be found. In the first place,
the few girls w'ho may hav'e beent calling the
F'ort are, p)erhlaps, liable to punishment, but
lhe otlense, it seemns to us, is hardly ser'ious
enough to "'arrant such a step. It punishies
all the girls for' the sins of a few.
Seco.mnd. c'o-op)eratLion withI the wari e'ffor't, we
believe, slhub most cert aiinly be on a more
volhntary basis. We are anxious to do0 what
ever we cani toward keepinig the telephone l ines
free for imn~portanit calls, bumt sonie of the calhb
we puit through or receiv ar(le import aint. T1hey
nmyi~ (do nothing to win the wvar (directly. but
t hey (d0 hielp to keep u p umora le soimething
terrui fic. W'hich br'ings us to the girls' side of
thle stor'y.
At least half of the calls which have beet
going out 01' coinug in over the p)hone lhavt'
been'i e'itheri wsit h parieiits on matters which art
imupor'tant to us, or' to soldier's. Relative am
fiances in the service feel it necessary at timnes
to ('all us or have us call them. Befor'e movijn.
am great distance they like to have a few lasi
words w ith the ones they love. Often the ouly
0 iootuniiity' they have to call is after' eleven a
iighit. More often, they put in calls early ii
tihe days and1( do not have them 'omipleted1 unuti
12a1e ait night. Thle samte per'taiins to our' ''all
imng them. We feel thait this reasoni 211om
wouhl necess~i tmate keep )in g thle phon e b oot I
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Chicken Feed
By KATHERINE JENNINGS
Plea a
Heigh ho ! Well, lyer we is. This column is still slightly off
the beam, not. because of any lack of genius on my part, but
because I haven't yet been able to procure a suitable joke-book;
and what columnist is complete without one of them things?
If anyone will please donate one to the cause, P. D. Q., the gift
will be more than appreciated, and the literary merits of this
chatter will rise by leaps and leaps.
Masterpiece
Just to prove that into each life some rain must fall, the fol
lowing gem, entitled "Cupid Overseas," has been blithely lifted
from a radio magazine that will never know the difference. It
was written by an overseas soldier, Sgt. Carl Berhanz, to be
exact.
I (10 not like my slate of mind
I'in bitter, querulous and unkind,
, I hate this life, I hate my fate,
I do not yearn for another date
I dread the dawn's recurrent light
I hate to go to bed at night.
I snoot at simple, earnest folk,
I cannot take the simplest joke.
I find no peace in paint or type
My world is but a lot of tripe.
1 in disillusioned. empty-breasted,
For what I think I'd be arrested.
1 am not sick, l'ai not well
Aly fondest dreams are shot to hell,
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore;
I do not like me any more.
I garble, quarrel, grumble, grouse,
I ponder at the narrow house,
I shudder at the thought of women,
I giess 1m due to fall in love again.
Help!
A T calmly "write this, the traditional peace and quiet of Sims
is being completely shattered b th bi l iln ihriek of
Brooksie Marshall, who has been locked in her room for an
hour now, and is definitely getting tired of the whole business.
From the sounds, my sympathies go to whoever locked her in.
But perhaps all will turn out happily, because the lark's on
the wing, the snail's on the thorn (whatever that may mean),
Mr.s. Graham's in her garden, all's right with the world.
Sympathy
One foxy V-5 told Gadgett Padgett that he got
a manicure the other day because he hadn't felt
the feminine touch in so long. Probably just hinting.
Bird Lover
Anything can happlenl noiw. The oilher day, Mary Berry Rion
saw a peculiar-looking little bird that didn't seem to be mak
ing oult so well. So kindhearted Mary Berry decided to take it
home wvith her, and1(, sinlce she was on the way to the movies,
Mary B. dlecidIed to give the bird the thrill of its life and take
it to the miovies. too. All wenut well, until half wvay through the
show the dhiildhish little bird got bored and restless, and began
noisily flapping it's wings. Bird anid Mary Berry made a hasty
"xit.
Taylor: Sir, 1 assure you that you'll never wear this suit out.
Customer: No, I wvouldn 't dlare to.
And there's thle ('1te coedh who caine to class withI a captain's
insignia pinlnedl on her sweater. When asked if she went with
a captain she anisweredl, "'No, two lieutenants.'
Daffinitions
An egotist is some dope who likes himself better
than he likes me.
A pekinese dog is an overgrown caterpillar.
Canned Corn
Not lon-R ago a manil weint to) haSve his namre (changed. ''What
is you r mone?"('7' asked thle judge (or whoever it is that changes
namues.) ''Joe St inks,'' anlsweredl thle man. " 'Well, I cani see
whty yout'di want to chanige it,'' ad mitted0( thle jundge. '"'Now, what
would y'ou li ke to have it changed to?'' ''Bill Stinks,"' answered
thle mian. " I'mi t ired of hatvinig p)eople say, ' Joe, blow.''
Ser'ious Thouighit: Once ini a great while a ina is horn a
leader't. The rest oIf uts ma1ke it thle haiird way hby study anud long
practicve of Ite rules of leadIershtip handed dhown by great, leader's
of the past5.
The Gamecock
Founded Januar7 so 1M ,0at.aa
IERT ELLIOTT GONZALES. First Editor NiaM
420 MADUOas
weekly by the stuadent body of the University of South adrueo " BOO
during the college year.
d as second-class matter at the postoffice at Colugsbia,
ov. 20, 1908.
AMERICAN HEROES
BY LEFF
e .
IY
High on a Tunisian cliff a Free French soldier lay wounded. A
litter squad started up. Enemy bullets spatted against the cliff. The
squad went on. In a whining hail of lead they brought their ally down.
For that exploit Staff Sergeant Roy L. Bates of Fairfield, Ill., and
Privates Hobert Branscun of Delta, Ky., Anthony P. Coll of Johns.
town, Pa., and William B. Griffin of Sylvester, Texas, won Silver Stars.
They deserve your War Bond backing.
U. S. Treasury DeparS,ment
FREE-LANCING
EARLY BIRD SURVEYS THE WORM
Have you seen the early bird recently ? He's an amusing
charaeter getting on in years now as most birds do. Illis voice
sqiteaks like gradlmoitlier's old rocking chair and we noticed
he m a little; li flght. l ~ '~g a siltm erv grey. le'uiilier
here and there oil the cam;pi.. ,,ar versation didn't hist
long. lie was in a hurry to verify a rumor that the Democratic
worms were holding their state convention on the east side of
Maxey monument..
The old bird was thinking seriously of moving. At that time
lie was nested in a tree high above the outskirts of Melton field.
A tear rolled over his beak as lie spoke of his beautiful home
on the peaceful Carolina campus of pre-war days. Yes, the
horrors of war had struck, even to the home of the Early' Bird.
l'here was a time when his reveille was tie first ray of rising
sunshine. Alas, now it is the bewitching chant of seemingly
iuttiuaiin voices and the tramp ot marching feet. Curiosity
overcame his fears and lie peeped out at the commotion. Terror
showed through his watering eyes as he told ne of the sight
he beheld. There were arms, legs and what seemed like hmnan
heads protruding from bundles of weirdly colored cloth. These
pieces of inhumanity were twisting, bouncing, rising, falling
like the bodies of savages caught in the ecstac'y of a Congo
war chant..
Yes, my dear people, you're right. It was V-12 at morning
enli1stheuntics. We didn't4 have thle heart to tell hinm that civil
ized humania s hadi come to such'l a st age. We sid ( good-bye.
* * * *
The 200 fleet and former civvie V-I 2'ers just starting their
days of peril at Carolina, and those elusive 01(1 hands who were
able to escape hanging themselves despite the amount of rope
given them last semnester', are this week getting into the full
swing of life on the campus.
* * * *
All of these future naval offlicers are dleterminled to miake
goodl, and most of them have what it takes; init iative, reliatbilit3
and a fightinig spirit. They fear neither man nor beast.
* * * *
But don't mention "Bainbridge."
* * * *
Their reactions to V-12 discipline are varied. Sonme are .-.
to fnavaul reguilations. but for those who a short time ago e
zoot-sujit heroes, life in the na vy p)resents its problems.
* * * *
In fauct. thi.-e wh'o have Wednesday aft ernoon classes duiring
liberty hours priobly feel somiewhat like Sam, the colored mes
attendlant, dlid when hiis siip dlockedt at Pier' 02, New York.
Sam had bl eeni to sea for six weeks, but uplonl hitting 1)01
found that lie (ouh(in't gtet his liberty card because of a breacl
of d iscipl1inte. So he went over anti started telling it to the
Gangway Watch.
"Mian,'' lie said, "I'se been to sea, for six weeks, and I'se go
to git ashore !"
"Y~ou (can't mai:ke it without a liberty card1," tile Watch r*
plied, but Sam kept on arguing andi( pleading.
Still no soap). The miore lie argued, the more firm the WTatel
herme nu.tntil finially Sam umadle an about face, went back a fev
step)s, antId strtedl to p)onderI the situation. Finally exasperated]
he walked back upj to the Watch again in a deterniined stride
with eyes glowinig.
"Fella, lie 51aid, "i 'se got a mother ini Ileavyen, a father ii
hell, and a sweetheart in Harlem, and I'se gwinec to be with on,
of 'em ton ight ! !"
* * * *
( Cokt'r (iook ings by Ir'ishi Stanth:
-A munbiert'i of new expr'essionis e' tne inito the trat ine's. life dlur
ing thle pa2st I wo weeks. "Ilit t he deck !'" "Chow I )on n !"' "Squari
that lint !' . . but thle sweetest of all is heard at 0600
"'Fall in f'or Cal isthlenics !" Whlenever it is hearid t here is ot
ait ion Jly one' i i--aid t liii t b no men,s is hio,minu ot of be,d