The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, August 27, 1943, Page Page Four, Image 5
Jimmy Brockman .........................Editor
)DITORIAL STAFF
JdekIe Nettles. Chuck Thompson
........... . .............. .CoSports Editors
David Freeman ......................News Editor
Helen Heddon .......... ...........Co.cd ditor
Frances Padgett ...................Society Editor
Helen Pride Craig ....Managing Editot
J. Gordon Hughes
Ideal Alumnus
The late J. Gordon I uglihes of Union was
The Gamecock's idea of an ideal alumnus.
When Mr. Hughes was graduated in 1897,
his interest in his Alma .\later did not end: in
fact it was just beginning. Mr. IIughes re
turned to the campus to earn a Master of Arts
and a Bachelor of Laws degree. receiving both
in i)O. I IIIIIeliatelv thlereal ter he enterel
upon ia distingiihed eareer of )ub lie service
wi licit was Cut short bV death thlis week.
\lr. Tlughes served ii; county antd state in
the Irouse of Representat iyes and the State
Senate. His record as a law-maker was splen
did, his record as a private citizen even more
noteworthy.
For more than 20 years. Mr. Ilughes served
on the Board of Trustees of the University.
Ilis breadth of knowledge. his wise counsel,
and his splendid influence always were dedi
cated to the uphuilding of his Alma Mater.
Completely .elfless in his service. .1. Gordon
Iughes asked nothing inore than the privilege
of serving.
A quiet, considerate. Christian gentleman,
Mr. Hughes was the epitome of the very finest
and highest for which Carolina has always
stood.
When four portraits of distingitished mem
bers of the University of South Caroliln fac
ulty were unveiled in November. 1941, J. Gor
don Hughes accepted them in behalf of the
Board of Trustees. In his brief talk, Mr.
Hughes quoted a1 statemenlt made by Daniel
Webster which inirht well be his own epitaph.
"If yoi work on marble, it will perish: if
on brass, time will et,ele it : if we realr temllties
they will crumble into dust: but if we work ont
immortal minds and imbne them with prin
ciples, with a just fear of God and love for our
fellowmnen, we engrave on those tablets some
thing that will brighten to all eternity."
One Life Raft Is
Far From Enough
Even the most unobserving student has, by
now, noticed the co-eds selling war stamps and
bonds in the post office; has, in fact, passed
the booth many times.
In spite of this ttic. however. in spite of
the fact that there are over a thousand naval
cadets on the camlpuls receiving *50 a
month and that the civilian students have more
spending money than Ieretoto,. inl s!)ite of the
fact that thlere is no one on thle cam pus ale to
sayv that they ar'e doing enough toward winning
the war withoumt bauying stamips. the co-ed
have sol an average of' only about $10) a week
So far.
The brooth is sp)onsoredl by thle Y WCA and
about 19 girls vol untari ly serve as saleswomien
(diring their vacant per'iods. Sometimes they
sela bond, somietimes a large qulantity of
stirnps, but wvith ani average of $10 wveekly no
university of ,0 tdnt aprdychi
to bie doing its pait.
Last semester s4'uIecne' sulggestedl t hat, we
r'aise enough mionley to butibi a "hip to lbe nianied
"US S Souuth Ci aro( lia" anid met'tionedI oithera
uiver'sities which wvere doing so. This semnes
ter enough bonds1 anrd stamups hav been'ci sold to
almnost buy a rubi ber life ra ft.
The men in the biatt le zouits ar'e willing to.
spenld t heir live.s, take a pencil andit see how
much you can a thord.
Gamecock Asked To Furnish
Cuts Of Best Fighting Cocks
Last week weo recei ed a let ter'. It was a
short letter consi.-tinug of two paruagraph 's, yet.
as' w,e were niot. thlen i aware of thle clean, ' speechI
camlipatigni, it intspjired us to' muttter i(uiue
phras~Les throughoiut the remuinide.r of the <iay.
Addressed to The G amie ( or(k. it was dlate'd Fri
day 13 and stated:
"Gentlemien:
"We are very desi rotus oif secu rinug .somze cult s
or p)ictures in color of thle best kniown~ briteeds
of fighting cocks.
"Mr. Webster of the Poultry Tiribune ad
vised that you might be able to help us. Any..
tiling you can (1( will h)e greatly appr'eciated.
Youris veryV truly,
(()RDON Wi,.JdOl[NM)N,
Bk C'. C. Lee."
To the genitlemieni who laid tile egg. (Gordonu
WV. .Johnusoni, we mailed at copy of this~ issue lit
the, paper.
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Dean Childs Discusses Use
Of Profanity On Campus
T he |olloweing is a guest editorial written by
3lrs. A rneiiy Childs, dean of f'onien at tho
Is t.here iore general adli'tion among col
lege students of tod v to use of profnitity? If
so. doe.- it have any significance $
To tiis obherver: the answer is "Ves" to both
'iptiedtions. ('ertainly, in long y'e-irs of associa
t ion with college boys and girls m1lore profanity
rchil('les my ears now than from any previous
college generation of my experience. It seems
to lie. tihat the old point of view-that swearing
was a. mascnline perogative to be practiced
only in iale company of contemporary years
is entirely gone. Frank, Hncensored, almost
lnconsciolis, use of profanity-some of it ap
proaching ilaspheny seems generally accepted
toIiy.
And Th yl not ? The most tolerant view
points to the impoverished vocabulary which
illpelids on profanity to express itself. Others
are concerned by the lowering of tone sug
gesied in the general tolerance of profanity.
Still others remember the religious arguments
against it.
Three suggestions: listen to your own voice
and tho-e of your friends and see if profanity
does not always sound cheap and frequently
imcongruou: second: read and practice the
third chapter of .James; third : teke English
12) and build up a. vocahulary capable of put
ting your elmotions in rich, descriptive words
of polite nc'eptnilCe.
Carolina Loses One Of
Her Most Loyal Students
This week Carolina lost one of her most
loyal students. Carolyn Bunch. From her first
day at the university she entered wholeheart.
edly into the scholastic, and extra-curricula.
fife of the campus.
As a sophomere she joined Alpha Delta Pi
w rority and was elected secretary of Junior
Dalmas. This year she held the off'ice of presi
deit of Pan-Iellenic and served as rush cap
tain of her sorority besides belonging to ser
eral other organizations.
All who knew her loved her for her kind
and gentle disposition. her sweetness. and her
friendly mainner. She had the power to win
i'm friends quickly and easily.
Two lines which best express 0onr feelings
are iniseihed on a p)lagne ini the outhI Carto
"Short was lie course this noble spiriit run.
Hlow hard'( it is to say, thy will be dlone."
Literary Societies Hit
New Low In Uselessness
Oni the fronit page' of this is-sue. placed op
p)o.iteC e'ach* otherd. ar'e thle reports of' the mieet
iing- of' the I w) mns l iteraryv societies. What
a pit ifl iresembtlanc theay beat' to li tera ry so
elti.tiesj' es stories of ol
linosI iteresting topic they' c'aun Iii to <his
e' s~ is wheither i' or not the chiriis shouhl i be~
dutsted~. O )f courn se t hey elect sonme offeier
:a i so me new mlembher's but we cet'ainhul don't
IlTe Euhr:allllianls at least Itry. Th'ley had a
hot i i-nssion onl an1 upl-to.-dateh top!i'. The
Seto'' be3la wor'kiing toward'( their forimer n:aug
niilicenice' bult not very swviftly.
lThis is not julst ian isolaItd caise. If onel
woIIh( Icare to read thle reports of last semae.-teri
they follow thle sameih geneliI triIJemI. Some.t'
tiles silly. somiet imeas fa iirly in ter'estig, never
e'venl totnehltinJg theICir' palst 't ror.
We' wol like to congratulate Airtir Wil
er' of the .Euiphraidians, on his attempjts to
hiave' at dIisessionT gr'oupg on the radtiio. Oni t
oatheri'l hinI we express exactly the' op posite
senitiienits to the miemberis of the so'iety Vwho(
are not. initerestedl.
Naturially it won ld be imtpossible f'or the
societ ies. to Ibe as big as they were in tile be
giniing, with ever~cy studlent a mn'1ebe of one
or the other, hiowev'er, with G00 V'-12 stud(enIts
an id 800 civil ians it seems that thue societies
lhave much material to work withi.
I Tere is ia deiiite us~e for the societies ii
grete Itst. stil( ateie begani in thI ose hIistouric haIs,
Iier forei. why lno t pub11 lic i it meeit inlg.s 11ore,
havi e to iEs5 wor'thI dii"'iising. reay ma iuke an
ho,n'st e tfort toi acc'(om Ilish somlietin g worth
while mo els iv tipc-letly
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 110
BERT ELLICT'T GONZAfIS, First Editor ' e ,
420 MAWeON
Id s .seod-da Uatter t h 0 e,fbes at ambla. C/Cao - SPTON
NO,. 30. 1906.
weekly by the stdet body of h Uive aty of ath
during the e"lieg. yeu.
Campus Camera -
PRINCE1bN U. HAS
THE LARGEST 00LLECT
ION OF DEATH MASKS 'T1RN 'IE DI90ERLY
(*PoRMRAITS IN PLASTER') OF OL aN lS LAND,
IN THE (NITED STATES. THE UNNERSITY OF
TEXAS HAS RiO
FITED"TD THE ECNT
OF 4 30,000,000!
THE SENIOR CLASS AT MUHLENBURG
COLLEGE IS ALLOWED TO PLANT IW '
IF THEY ARE ALL
BACHELORS /
IT HASN'T BEEN
PLANTED FOR >
29 YEARS! -
FREE-LANCING
"Now Pearl, it's time to work. Up you go."
"Why do we have to start work so soon-it's so cozy here in your
chair."
"Now-now Pearl-remember, business is business and pleasure is
pleasure-we all muist work sometimes. Ve have our readers to think
of. Vhat would they do if Free-lancing didn't comc out?-er-uh-no,
Pearl, on second thought don't answer that. Just get up like a good
stenographer and .'li dictate."
"Oh, you don't like little Pearlie anymore, besides you don't have a
crease to worry about nowadays. I'll bet you won't eves Qive. me the
mink coat when you get to be an admiral."
Yes-Yes darling 1 promise-just as soon as they see my talents and
make me an adtniral."
* The Gall of That Gill
Many werc the varied talent' of V-12 men before inhaling the briny
air of U.S.C., and seaman' Johhny Gill was no exception in choosing
his antebellnu occupation.
Said Gill modestly, "Mine was one of the noblest of professions
I was employed by a local apothecary as a- mixer of soft beverages-the
more unappreciative call us soda jerks."
While Gill was thus employed, he learned not only the royal art o
stirring cokes but his proticiency at mixing such cure-all concoctions a:
a savory AIks-seltser was a matter of local renown.
Naturally then Gilt.was not disturbed one whit when a beatutiful young
lady appeared at his famnouis fountaini with a requeast for castor oil rie
pared in such a way as to make it p)alatab)le.
"Of course". cried J ohnny- as gieefully' as a Waldorf-Astoria chef callet
on for a choice receipt of p)astry. "Go back to a booth and I'll have it fot
you ini a minute."
The lissome custotner took the seat in the rear of the store and hac
waited only a moment biefore gallant Gill appeared with a coca-cola.
"Thought you might like a coke ~ile you wait", he said, and little dih
his expression betray that four spoonfuls of oil had been stirred into tin
syrupy dlepths of the drink.
She sipped and waited. "Temnptus fugited" and still no castor oil. Be
comning imp)atient she linally called to Gill who was blithley going abou
his work.
"Have yoti forgotten my castor oil?:"
Oh, this w as funny. She didn't know. "It was in the coke" sai<
Jolhnniy laughingly.
She looked distressed then said, "Thiat's fine, but the castor oil wa
for mv Iuothier.'
* Information Please
All-knowing Betty Vairiani Crewvs of the recently establishedl Uiniversit'
info'rmation center figured that the limit had been reachied last weel
whlen a vis itiing dowager iinqumired for "a cool spot so my dlog can li<
down"i.
"Ala Is", bemioanied Betty. "that was only the beginning." She wa:
peacciumlly giving out with information a few day s ago when the phom
rang. Thew oilier endl of the hine was hlcd by a perturbed co-edl.
"IIow dlo . 'u readl Morse code'' quered the worried voice from Sims
"Ilow dlo I read Morse code?
"Yes-how do, you reft-"
"Don't hot her-I know - - - 'how do0 you read M orse code'?" Bett
siamninered. caught herself and( replied that code was still an unknowi
virtue of thel in format ion dlesk. "W\\hat'', said Betty. "do you want t<
knot w abo'ut code?'"
"W\ell, myi hoy friend jutst wrote mue and1( it's all ini code"', " T think,'
saidl thle head (If t he iniforniation center.i"I shoul take a lonug vacation.'
0 Novelette of the Week
A few weetk. ago. we told the story of the oliicer who got his cone,
upIpant e. TIhat was written to be read with malicious relish by V- 12's
whlo hiad b)een reachied biy the long arm of dlemerits.
T[his week we have another niovelet te with a happy eniniig. Read i
and place a rank -anxious enemy in thei lead role.
It was fraterniity meetinug night, and for the lack of a chapter rooni th<
gIood birothei(rs were meetinig in the~ room of the president, niow ini V-12
Al ost oIf the mieimbers had surrendered their prc-war ensembles for nian
whites. bitt ini the group there were somie civilians and in the center o:
lie group was an altumnus of thle group who thad recently receivedl hit
coimmisslon as an Enusign andl had stop)ped by on his way to a combal
post.
At the clo se of the mieeting the boys had gathered around the erst whilt
nmemiber atid were disctmssitig the prob)lemis of the world when the Mate
of-ithe-Decck strode into the room.
"'What,"' tie tetmanded with all I the sa vageness of his t wenty-fotur hiomt
athotcrity, "is going on tip here?"'
Th le mien still hovering a rotundi their fiat erniity bro'ther otficer, dleclare(l
that theiy werein't making too muc h racket -besides thley said it waisn't
time foIr study.
lBut the Mate was not to be thwarted in his coiiqtiest of power. lHe con.
tinue(d to rant. blazing fo'rth with fury. The men listened patiently fot
a time then they pushed their g6ld-hraied broter~ into view. He .id:.'i
Bill Ostendorff ...... =usiness Manager
Na sIafONAs. a eapaama aa $TAFF WRITERS
wumsovkk.i f hLib Evans, 'Bl ,oyd,' John 0. Gill. Jr.,
WfNbnr RIP"'"Idaav Barbara Lee, Edwin L. Newdick. John Roees,
AVE. NEw YOMN. N. Y. George Sanders, Len Stuttman, - oele Roberts.
.t.es Asen - sa aasse )Carrle May Smith, Bobby Foster. - i
Carlisle Kearse ....Circulation Manager
O FF H A N D
BY CELE ROBERTS r
* EDUCATION
Professor Fitzgerald was telling us how to wave goodbye in Spanish
in class the other day. It seems that Spaniards wave goodbye like we
beckon and beckon like we wave goodbye. It must be rather discon
certing to see somebody waving frantically at themselves and shouting
goodbye at the same time. Next week we're going to learn how to smile
in Spanish.
* SIGNS OF THE TIMES
The following ad recently appeared in a Hollywood daily papers
"Young man with two cans of corn would like to meet young girl with
can of beans. Objectl succotash.
* ATTENTION, GIRLS
Now this item is really valuable. From a friend who recently en
rolled in a certain well-known home beapty course, we have obtained
much.enlightening information for those who would be beautiful. What
is the secret of this process by which goon girls become gorgeous?
W\'hat takes place between "before" and "after"? At last you shall
know.
It's very simple. It's all a matter of diet and make-up.. The menus
are economical and so easy to rememberl Breakfast: grapefruit and
water. Dinner: soup (clear) and water. Supper: two lettuce leaves and
water. Stick to this diet for three months and if you don't lose weight,
you get double your money back. And whil' you're convalescing you
can remodel your face. A complete make-up kit is sent containing
putty, high grade enamel paint (sun and water-proof). solder, blowtorch,
plastic wood, and several styles of wigs. This course is guaranteed to
make a new woman of you.
* CAUSE FOR DIVORCE
The greatest tragedy that I have read about lately happened when
some lady's husband helped her cook a 74-point roast and used plaster
of paris instead of flour. The lady's ont;"yCO ecMC t -'ad, 'Even the
gravy was tnngh."
* OBSERVATION
Co-ed with two' fraternity pins-one on her blouse and the other hold
ing up her skirt.
* FROM A COLLECTION
These few things I will never forgeI'
The way you danced, my dear,
The way you held my hand and said
The things I liked to hear.
Nor will I ever, forget your eyes,
Your hair of brightest gold,
Your smile, your kiss, nor yet, my dear,
The lovely lies you told.
* PAGING MRS. P.
A reader has asked for a discussion on a matter of etiquette. She
has a 12 o'clock class in the library and has to walk by Davis every day
on her way to Sims. Now, adorning the grass in front of Davis are
hundreds of high-spirited Pre-flight cadets.. These lonely but friendly
young men respond to her presence with loud whistles that she cannot
help but hear. All this attention is flattering but embarassing, she
writes, and she doesn't know what to do about it. According to Emily
Post she should appear entirely aloof and unawvare of the disturbance.
To (1o this, she would have to slink along like a bird dog with her nose
to the ground. Or she might lix her eves on sonme far-away object such
as the roof of Sims and pretend she's coming in on the beam. It's really
qjuite a problem. Maybe Mrs. P. could be persuaded to change her rul
ing.
* POEM OF THE WEEK
There was an old party of Lyme
WVho married three wives at one time.
W\hen asked, "Why the third?"
He replied, "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime !'
* A TALE FROM KING ARTHUR
Modern warfare has littlc in common with the battles that were fought
by King Arthur's merry knighit:-, but the soldier of 1943 can still get
many a thrill in reading of the brilliant exploits of the champions of the
Round Table.
Research discloses that there wvas one knight in King Arthur's band
whose deeds were overlooked by Tennyson and Malory. This knight
was as brave as the others but he had one strange jdiosyncrasy, WVhereas
all the other knights rode beautiful black charges when they wvent out to
slav a dIragonl or rescue a young maiden, this particular knight insisted
on roaming about the country aboard a shaggy St. Bernard dog.
One dlay, whlile riding forth on his St. Bernard, he was caught in a
dlownpour and madle for a nearhby tavern as fast as he could. He rode
straight in through the door of the tavern and demanded of the inn
keeper. "A room at once, sire."
The innkeeper gave him a stony glance. "If you have no reservation,
sir", he intoned coldly, "I am afraid that we cannot (10 any thing for you.'"
Nu~ts with a reservation," screamed the good knight. "Can't you see
I'm soaking wet? I demand a room at once."
Tihe innkeeper wvas about to dismiss him airily when he chanced to look
over the edge of the counter and o'bserve that the ktnight was aboard his
St. Bernard. "I guess I will have to take care of you after all," he said
doubtfully. "'I wouldn't put out a knight on a dog like this."
say anything-it wasn't necessary. The Mate swallowed half a sentence,
and gulped like a fish sudd(enly takeun from water. lHe stood only a
moment longer, then turned and bolted.
Makes a pretty goodl story, don't you ~thnk?
* Nice Class - -- If You Con Get It
Since their institution as a regular feature of freshman curriculum the
orientation classes have beeni dividedl according to sex-the girls had the
co-eds5: the male teachers had the boys 's'is as beh ny(eatr
from thle universities denmocratic plan of allowing students to inter
mingle. Now this last strong-hold of segregation~ is broken.
To freshman John Earle Alahaffey the idea of taking orientation with
a class of all boys was not too appealing. So on the first dayo ien
taton tuentteahe arIlope Turner discovered John comfortably 'v
esconched among the thirteen girls of her class.
1,ater in the day' Mary h ope reported to Prof. McCall, director of the
orientation program. lUpon being called to the otfice of Prof. McCall
for questioning, John contrmedI the story.
Saidl l'rof..\i cCall, "I advised him to return to class, It seemned to mec
to >ce a pretty good experiment.''
-'Alaafey retumrnedl to his or,ient ation work, li .tv( i ek u
last week he broke tunder the strains and transferred csedsixwek.u
tra plained Joln "I really hated to leave, btut I was constantly dis