The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, August 13, 1943, Page Page Four, Image 4
Jimmy Brockman ........................Editor
EDITORIAL STAFF
Jackie Nettlee, Chuck Thompson
.................................Co-Sports Editore
David Frieman .............News Editor
Helen Heddon ......................Co-ed Editor
France$ Padgett ...................Society Editor
Helen Pride Craig ....Managing Editot
A University Legend, The
Tennis Courts, At Last
Becomes A Fact
The tennis courts are thiislied ! We are
definitely excited. in fact we have already
unearthed a raequet aind polislie l up a coutiple
of tennis balls. It's voing to be a i e pri -
ilege to he one bf the first to phIy In tninis
courts which took four y%ears to build.
Behind these tennis coilrts lies a hiistor y. aII
interesting history. the iore signtifit-aw1 c -i.)
ters of ich have appeared iII editorial
colillis of forier (ml nenccks. ad wlich
woild probablY he or anmsing itierest to those
litudents who have clitehied their rae-ets at
frequent intervals with an antivipanit glean inl
their eyes.
Let us imagine ourselves to be Carolina stu
dents of April. 19:39. The editor of the uaie
cock heads one of his editorials " K.S.K. Drives
For Funds'' and continies "Kappa Sigma
Kappa, the organizationl that vorkevd so hard
for Carolina's niew swiimming pool. is at it
again. This tine. at the request of the admnin
istration of the University, the service organi
zation is driving to raise fnitids to aid in the
construction of new tennis cotirts . . .' Now
switch back to 1943 and from a front page story
we read "Six new tennis courts now are avail
able for use by University students.'
This is fine. This is progress. After all,
only a few of the casual observers will realize
that more than four years have elapsed between
the two stories. Tie I niversit\y students how
ever, who have beenl sitijng m- ml waiing
their tuin-. and th- rirls who play teniiis duriin
gymi with 3 (r 41 playvers ()n vach; \ide 1il plan1
a rehe-heaion.!
h-et's follow tle Story ot the tonilis courts in
the past issues of tle paper. The edlitorii
column of 1939 proved that K.8.K. was still
hard at work. "K.S.K. announced this week
that only about $75 more is needed to complete
the $500 fund necessary to obtain new tennis
eourts for the campius. . ."
Tn September, 1940 appeared " At long last,
sonething definite has been done albout the
serious situation concerning Carolina situdenis
not having enough room to take exercise and
recreation. On the front page of this issue
there is a story carrying the full partiiculars for
building a battery of eight tennis eirts for
Carolina students.
A few weeks later in October of the sane
year we read "Although thIere ar no finther
developments as to tle actiual stirt of construe
tion on tIe newv teninis courts for t lie I 'niversiu
to lie bili1t ini Maxey Gregg Parik. thitrie arie ;a
few thiings thti have bieen b)roughtli to light
since the anniouncemen-ut about themi -a rlieir in
the semiester."
"Ahiltigh a \\'P.\. prot'i-t mi aimounti of
SjlI1.354 for- contructitioni of thle couris was lap
protvedt long~ ago. Ilie \\'.\ has niot hbt--t able- to
star-t ac-tual woik dhe to the~ factt that \\'PA
wvorker-s are ne-ededl ight niow for inal tinal dle-.
fenuse work at. P'ort .1lua-kM on :ni loilher pdlc
l-ow-ever,. it. is likely thalit wvork -:mi lie begiin in
a shuort timie."
"Pruofes--sor- Charlces l1. llhiott. IUniversit v at -
torlief- and( iieiihri of thle Iawv si-a} Ft-uhy
shioubil hiereafter, in the wordits of Presiden-it .1.
3Rion Ma-K isik.'goi down in our history- as the
Chiristophier Columbihis who dlist-overe t-hle hmduua
for our tennis courts.--.-.-'--A fter- caentfullyv
wat-hiin g the p roL'ress of th is p rojet. we' i lie
to point out. that like the iiifo-rtunate C!olnum
buis. Elliott,- abInost did1( not l ive- io set- hiis di
Mat-el 21, 1 941 birough gt ft ''Sp -- rinig is lier-a
again and( the l'n iversit y is still withlouit thle
new tennis c-ourts.. .''
By October 30. 1941, thle tentis e-ourits himt!
become legendariy. Th'e editorti at 1ht liiiIi ni,
whiiI le discuss5inig thIie p)icturies oft stomet profeis
sors, undter- the hieadinig of --anher i-'-tennis
court' '' write-s -"-is theit iiiveilingr of these p)or
tr-aits goinig to be raelegated to the ' soime tt-me
page oif the atnhoinistr-at ion's miemou-ambln
book? Are tihese poitriails goaing to bieconie
another ' ten nis eourit'- and exist onlyI~ ini the
minds of the stutdenits?''
Everyone seemed to giviCe tii uip as hotpe
less after this unt ii last semiester- whlen SarahI
Flinn broughit everything lip to alait e wvithI "Thie
new tennis courts ini thle manking are gtoing to
be grand. We 're sure of thait. Theire's oiie
question: are they going to l)e ready- in tiie
for summer semnester-, or arc they going to he
ready for post-war plJay? If we're going to
have them, let's put. a firec und(ei- the muile, ou
we'll till havei-c for-gotte-n how to la;u."
In the last issue of the Gaimietock. .htekia
Nettles, sports editor, reopened thle siubjet,
pointing out also that the piresenit cour-ts arec
badly in need of repair.
Member
Issociated Colle6ice Press
Distributor of RO
Colle6iate Di6est
la"
Issuiec
__ _ _ _ _ _a__ _ _ _rolin
Now that. we've finlished thlto lt's, go
overl the real"onsl Presenlted bY unliver.,itvy olhi
cils forl t he dely.'*F IIrSt, was the 11ack1 of
fundits. Sevond(. it) tt the( cl.1y lte-nvest
liatd to wait until the NIZRT 11 ar110iov was
filiised, which was; onlI r ecentlly . il,
njew%it' . lietting ,ol(I be oulrh folr the back
"Lisd it waS OVer six ionths before the
ol ne.tiing coul bev repalired. Iti-fore the ba1th
houls and Brndsui ca br a ilt don ,ourcT
of Itt'rial., 11st be found.
The ilhllilc(ck call appreciale ah 'Iove faits
yet we I n I li t I dolubtfill tllt il the Il t
fo yI:I I ilt' e 1-enni. c ts hI w bee,puh.
shan - ,) 1psibIle.V We ar-v. hlowever. grnatefil
fo:tila Y l aI P- i WOit that fol s'o l t).(r'e 1111'o
( n111 inillouWl l s been sull 1 t proli si o u111c i f
Illterial for)1. it's vditor-int a liii l it ll t ilng
tWe past four years we hoe rnn out of new
phr 11ats and expre., io. to u lit 11h ill " i
thle tennlis voill-ts. We ar. <pliite readyv to rln
qllish ourt1. htld oll Ibis slibject as space liller
:til sinlven-] y hIlp that this editorl wtill seve
ils a grnd linle.
"Lmnes Busy" Dispute
Should Be Arbitrated
The wi- If erv%eS has1 taien ifll again1 l,11.
'ts Ilatest victhnl Nw the telephone vXchan1g.
With thet inl-c(lining of thle V-12 liuit wenlt the
sorority roolins of Sim, :and their h>attery of
!.e%Ven aliost e''enitial telephones. Remaining11111
for 1,he4 entir.t Ilopulantionl of Siints were five
e1xtension phonec. :lld 4.ne play Station.
I r hi \al %en( wvIll. 1Imi. a, ab1o1141 inl
NW 11he Axesosa.i etion s..nd
we -cOw h- byI -1 call r 1 n i<h- c.a plear
WaIS 4en1 Wit. " ,itilit yourv vAl., ito three Ininl
St ill obljeclimns voillw ill I'laon o ffelided] ,ti..
<deits .,Ing11' that theY are conistanitlY beving c..
off inl the Ilididvl of conversat ionls. Thle ',re
o in laI li 1 1 only i, it .1m un1plea-w-alt
I'velilng to have Ite operator cut1 yoll off Inl the
)k 1iddle I of (.I co nraton bu ;MhaI t 11omet11'illnes
iill)p1or1antl lon d1 IIisA n11t, eaIlIs an-e pn-e olded
w\it hoult. ronli<h-naltion.
That t he unIli ver.sity -"%oilv wvith I.ieii
bee W trine perha.p11V ) 11I' s d ov., noit ( wce1r to Ihem.
Tha I h w I verIIsit I tu ns ha :Ive b eten of..
fenided byv lte recenlt abrulptnes, ml .---rnei4e per-t*
haps d<ovn't . I4 -cilr tip the Aoperntor,.
Fot h s w-s n nI wr *,I ll V I.I it I hi d itoral.
Nil( to cirait, iPtti on it,, i thrh b t
The Gamecock
.......t.. .
Founded January 30, 1908 NationalAd
BERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, Frst Editor cel.ks
420 MADt1o1
ed s" .econd-eIam wnattr at the Potofies #t ColunbIa, CHICAOO - Soato
Nov. 30, 1906.
I weekly by the stilent body of the Univerity Of o"tb
during the colege Year.
Campus Camera
PHILLIPS
HARVARD, AVERAGLD
290 YAkDS OM 14
11-F SHOTS IN A
ROUND AT PINEHURST,
N.C. IN 1927/
VIANS' To Au. IforT
W.OARD D"K .
LA- PARTNERS AT
MONTANA STATE
COLLEGE IN 1935
( Z-4
_ _T_
F'1ARVAPS EAID1\MFNT WOULD -
FURNIS'H EVERY) A1W A AND
CHILD IM THE LED STATES WTH A ! HAIGhT
ONE-DOLLAR BILL /
FREE-LANCING
1il1n ne1. IiIke,. 1 ,l in i, oloin ne u,u lI g hIitly along. tuii
IinvIIe inbers :I the :,Illprc lte court be Ilginll e w;a\ c lbel p; per., i l r facke .
\\ hIn the threatcli tol -ue for .IIr alarv. (\\e (,n't have one, 1 knww
butI it' thle ll;-,ty pitniciple ofilthe 11hing) \\c rciract.
Thi, wi-tk we dof 0twllnly'he err-or camec inl the last kicu minder
the story 1f 4jinnoillrh'. epil<mlc a ale-of-Ilhe-Deck. F-reelanc
ing. lan(ing outi n\ of ulisually iunrliable origin, fired a blatik in in
ifrrillv tlat torley h.n1lId hi Ir, y 't co;ll tlialld nIore lieptly thanl any
b4ld' e'lte. We quolted .jinuni a hlt:1tiig his detail by saving, "\\'hoa'
intc:4l of the re . lt 1 n11 "lilt". Iliat wa\ w%ronig. \\e further quoted
i r, as aying. --hack, back" instcead t-f the regtilation comiiand. That
was wrong. \'l. --thure goe fineC gi,ild .st4ory Ilhot to plieces. (\Ve
.tIl denY Ithat we, I'll -.ne cohilnnu by untiiw erroneous : tories, and thle
nex-.t (fnll by retr;action--)
0 Ain't It Grand ...!
The late. an,Ithan .\laxcY and )aniel Cupi( have coolOidatled forcevz
\\'e think it only fitting to wIrite the story of the( chalge on) tie a
tlnilltllel-t lie Clariosolhic I.itcrary. Group's cotwrihuition to campur,
pa llora1lila.
N'stling ll tilt Ill' (n111abicltre on the irthirn sile of the monti
1Inlt i- ;ui all erillinm inl .atin s.i\illv--cr. -omcthing everyone should
-ad. For fil- 1:i t few wv(k sliething new lu:< heenl added. 'ro
14l;nnungWl to41 theld Iini hhil liptiek pr0..ints the, utiptlgt bya "E.h)
trauclit 44of a t ilie\\eel ltr Ndlil (14i the. e ;nill ed tlfetnis (4 hImIt
ilite'l t1ir'inl .1. I sitar'u. \ ll. \\c :1(4(111 iv : ..:r' t 1.'of tta,. 4 hi it v Ilseiilg
I it\i 1111.itei'l Sj\e ilic Iia\tx l (11 jllirtl tI i). :oi l'tetIil fohr 111i
'\eItr1.1 4 ni thli 1 bh-e.tin : Youl are ite, 1.d ai. The >4ea111n 1.Sprin
* May Yo Have WorAtoa ph,us? HMrb-1M ea? Fmr
The aret'I uSt ordiin Il ary fehoi. YoulIit'd neve th'.link' thail'I(it tos grow
II Inena norbi wam Ibr och Ilit abut rby lea scrrty ofC etra frhllbnn
CharUe Sloan ............ Business Manager
ON "ATIONAS. ADV9107141e v ' STAFF WRITERS
ertIuIngSwWwjic, Lib Evali, Bill Boyd, John O. G1l, Jr.,
PslIshgi Reprearstafe. Barbara Lee. Edwin L. Newdick, Jobn Reese.
Ava. N9w YonK. N. Y.' -George Sanders, Len Stuttman. Cele Roberts
I - Los ANeLs - SAN ranciScO Carrie May Smith, Bobby Foster.
Carlisle Kearse ....Circulation Manager
OFF HAND
BY CELE ROBERTS
"Yes, I was the shining light of that class," sighed the sophomore
"the light that failed."
* A STORY
1'he following is a direct translation from a Spanish tale that I read
while browsing through Imy extensive Spanish library the other day.
It illustrates perfectly the ciiarm and uniqueness of that great literature.
F:.specially interesting .re the exquisite form and vivid description.
"The Waterbug"
It IMIake's a long time ihai Jian was crying. He was being sad because
he had no vouniig lady to marry with. The tcars were pouring down the
straight nose like the guishinig water of a waterfall. For this cause the
iriends of Junan called him "''lhe Waterbug." Already a most beautiful
young lady drew near herself to him. Tier eyes were dark anluxurious;
her hair was black and shiny; her teeth were little and white. She was,
it is true, a vision.
"Don't you like me?" asked Rosita. "I love of you, my little donkey."t
Tomorow they Iarrie'd with and lived- happy for much years.
S VISITING
'I'le m'>st interestinig cxperience that I have had latly (with the cx
cetion of a *So daInice) was spending the night at Sims. It is an ex'.
citing place. To begin with, there is a little matter of getting in by
11 p. Im. when you haven't retembered to get a late key. This always
a<hls spice to a 9 o'clock m1o1Vie. A fter yot're in, have visited everybody
along the hall, anld kibitzed oi all tle bridge games, you can g6 to bed
per-tanice to dreant but ioe likely to talk half the night. Undoubtedly
this is becausc the person In the middle is kept wide-awakc by the draft
sweepiig up between the twin beds. You,stumble out at sonic ungodly
hour of the m1orniing and sleep-walk to breakfast, in grave danger of
being trampled to death by squadIs of Pre-Flight cadets. The stamina
of the Carolina giri has to be awfiully' good.
* POST-WAR PLANS
After the war I plan to establish a little combination sanatarium and
college of my own. The tentative site is Myrtle Beach. Here will be
buill apartment houses to accotumodate the inmates-sttudents who have
been at Carolina for six or more years. Classes will begin on the hour
(anl cud ten llinites past the hour. Students will niot be allowed to do
any work oitide clas. Pri ' re Will be .cted no a basis of 1)
ense of lunin'r, 2 ier nah . (: wealth. Courses in bridge. poker,
rug-weavimg. aid mah-ong will be offered. A rigorotis program of
athiletics wvill include shothm (1marbles, bull, and crap), croquet, and
piig-pong. Make your application early andi receive a miniature gold
brick, the school enIblei. 4
* IDEA
if women ine themselves as well as they know men, and if men
knew womeiii a well as thev know thetmselve,s-things would be very
imiucli as tihey are. . _.-L. De Vaux Matthewman.
* JOKE
Sather. Mother. and little joey Kangaroo were hopping through an
Australian fiell. A..s they bouniced along. Junior kept popping out of
Nlainla's pouch like a little jack-in-the-box and dliving back again, delay
ing the progress of the tour.
it1her iangarooI began -to scold Joey wheb hi6ther intervened. U
"Don't he liard on him," she pleaded. "It is really my fault-I've got
the hiccough -"
* Who Says They Haven't A Sense Of Humor?
An l'.nglish visitor in New York was chatting with the cab driver who
brought him iroin the station. While waiting for a .traffie light the
driver turned to Ins vassenger. "Say. Mister, here's a riddle I just heard.
See if von c.ani tigure it out. NI y miother had a child. It wasn't my
brot her, it wasn't my sist er, wsho wsas it?'"
'lThe ku.g lishiman po ndered wvilth knittedl browv but fmial ly gave up.
''It wa- mec.' laughed the taxi diver, enijoying his own cleverness.
Ia w. hiaw, haw."' guiliawued thle lk.nglishinman. '''[hat's jolly good, I'll
hac to remuenibe'r to tell it to thle chiapies at thle ehub when I get bac'k
to) I .o ndoni.''
i n duie time he ariied bo time andl on the first night he remiarked to his
crieis, "'I hteardI a deunced fiuinny story in New York. See if yotu cana
fathIoin thle thIiing. Thie iiater gave bir'th to an offspr'ing. It wasn't my
si"ter and it wasn't- my jolly old brother. Who (do y'ou suppose it was?
Thle "chaps'' scratched their heads in bewildered. amazement wvhile the
raconlteur selltled back in anticipationi of lie coup~ which was to come,
'iiial ly one of the men said. "'I can't isnagine,. old top, who wvas it ?"
G;lee.iully' the storyteller rubbed his hands, "W\hy, sonic dashedl taxi
diver(' in New Ys\ork City!
* JUST AS STUPID
Thlen theure .was lie little mioroni wsho wvas running around the box of
oa teal--b'cause' lie package said "'lear around here"'a
\'hlen the \'- :2 caine uip uithi grass stains on his tr'ous,as, Mary Stone
relented. ''Oh, I'mi v'ery sorry-I know it's hard to wash out grass stains.
'Il give yon myi adde.ress amid if yoti send thIeum to me, I'll wash them for
you."
Th le coniiferenice coni itied. and( conc.l uded. Tlhe Carolina student came
southl aiilnd lary' S. wenit inrth, thIinkinig no thoughtIs of Oxydol and(
Iiliroix. Upoa n his arrival at Caeroli na, hoi weveCr, the V-12 piondeered. with
s istast e lie pirosptect of washing the soiled garment, so, off t he Blluefield
wenit the whites.
l,a test repiorts from the student seem toi inic.ate*' some concern. IHe
iutieniied. ".\lys wardrlobe 's runaning lows and the pantts are not back yet."
* Ex-Tiger Becomes Loyal Bird!
WAe doii't know his name, but lie came fromt Clemson in the V-t12 unit.
NA ipintg abInout the cam ipus and loniging foir thle btucolic scenes of rustic
I igertows n, lie was hea rd to remark hi tterly, "'I always said if I went to
(arolinia thtey de have toi pay me, and now, by G'eorge, they are d.oing it."
Ituit, days wenut by and even a cuonverted. cad.et began to softei unde.er
lie imelIlowinig in tltee.'. of c.amp us life. Ie began to meet p)eopIle-thie e
right kmde. of people., I .ast Siuday we saw him there wvaitiing while the
miaid rang fe.r her.
\\'hat d.oes lie thIinik of ( arolinta now? He declared, "I'im contemnplat
inig retuinmiig my ~~"i layche.k.
* Wishing Made It So
I,.ochIninvsat' was done one better when an unknown pre-flight ranug
Suns d.or.miitory last wecek. P assing the butzzing inistruiment wsas Jtlliette
(.lt itsy ) l.aalloarde, w ho promipt ly unhiooked it and tittered, "hello." Back
camiie' the adroit voice, ''le ll."
''Whlomn do yoti wish toi speak to?" quiestioned Bitsy.
"Youih."4
''NIe-whmy you don't even know who this is."
"I know,'' the voice hastened. oni, "'btut you see it's like this-I'm lonely
--we're all loniely and we wsant a dlate.''
liitsy struggled e.oping wvith the situation, '"I don't ev'en knowv who
y~oui are'.
"utyuwill," lie counered, "if you will get us dates."
Nosw whiat we.as the otutconme of it all? Did the mysteriouis pre-flighter
get the date? or did Ju tlliette turn away her Romeos ? Zoundsl That's
the only detail wec forgot to get.
Cherriol Or as they say in niole.. aie "ast Litego.