The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 09, 1943, Page Page Four, Image 4
Saa FUn.................................Editor
Georg aie .................... port Editor
Jimy Brockman ................... News Editor
Doris Nash .........................Co-ed Editor
Helen Hedden ....................Society Editor
Tom sPerrin ...................Exchange Editor
ASSOOIATE EDITORS
Pitkin Bell, Sloan Hungerpiller, Christine Can
non,
Howard Lindsay........Managing Editor
And To The Elected:
Rise And Shine Boys
There's No Time Like...
But we say again . . . to those that have been
elected, and to those that will be next week.
There's no reason why these oflive' S should
be a. laugh. They ought to be a much bigger
honor then most of the honorary organiza
tions.
And this new roster could make them so.
The new constitution would give you the pow
er. And although one outstanding boy, now
an officer believes it should be shoved aside
until after the war, we disagree. This war
might be going on for years. And it's time
right now for the elected oflicers of the Uni
versity of South Carolina to get busy.
Change it if you want. Strike out some
things, and put in others. But don't just put
it away. We need it.
Do something about the do-nothings on this
campus. Get the campus organized. Let's
have some discussions on the issues of the war.
The boys are leaving every day. They need
to know what they're fighting for, and what
chance they have of getting it. Let's make
this campus a wide-awake war-conscious group,
in more ways than just the "kiss-tie-boys
goodbye" way. Etc.
LAt's keep the Carolina spirit up . . . and
it will be harder to do, with less athelties next
year, and more governmnent-sent boys here.
Let's help make the pre-flight boys, and an
other contingents that may be sent here, a part
of us . . . our friends, friends of the Univer
sity, boys that may come back after the war
as a part of a peace-time student-body.
In spite of the fact that you don't have to
have it to be elected, The Ganwcock, and se
riously now, believes that you new oflicers have
the guts and the fight to make something very
needed and valued out ot your jobs.
And if you do there need never be another
election on this campus that is not hotly con
tested by important issues, of interest to the
whole student-body.
One More Word On Politics
And Then We're Through...
When the last isiCsue'I itoriali coimimenits be
gani coining in, thlere were several studelnts
who scolded tihe GJaimecock for saying that time
best politician would winm, inlsteadl of tihe best
man.
TPhey said1 to time staff, look, st upes, some
times the b)est mian is also the best p)olitiianI.
And to them we said, yes, somietimies.
But may we say, officially, that there are
always excep1tions that pro've thle rule, and
perhaps time good boys who are inl tile process
of being electedl may he hoth time best boys and
tihe best politicians. But they will be excep
tions.
And certainily we agree with Bill Jlones'
statement at the 1)olit ical rally that if speak
ing to peop)le meant being a p)olit ician, then
that's what hle wanted to) be4. Of course.
May wve clarify.'
Politician has the conniot ation on tihis campus
of being .somelone who gets votes anmy way lie
can. b)ecause lhe wanits ani office. And he
wants tile offlice for its suplposed honor.
Thmere are, however, pohmti(.ians, who are
statesmen-p)eop)le wvho want to be elected be
cause they have some ideas that wvouldl help
everybody. And they wvork t.o get votes by
attempting to convince peopleC that, as offierms,
they could accomplish.
The Gamecock is against the former type
of politician, of whiomi, there are entirely too
many running loose.
As to the former-thlat is what we keep ar
guing for. Let's hope thlat as some of you
have said, these people now taking over are
that type. If so, politics may get to be a re
spected thing around this campus, and politi
cian beonme the hnnrnble word it on1l be.
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Just One More Word
About Typhoid Shots
(This 'was written before the infirmary
claniged its mind-but the gist of what it says
st ill goes).
Last week on the front page of 'he Game
coOk was a story declaring that all students
who didn't take the typhoid shots would not
he pelalized. Well, that's the truth, but 7'he
6'annecook wants to add a footnote,-and
we're sorry it wasn't in the last issue along
with the story.
But at great many people we heard, after
the story came out last week said, "Well, good,
I just won't take the last one." Now, looka
heah, bud, you aren't being punished, you
know. This is a necessary war precaution
that you're being given free of charge because
you have the privilege of being a Carolina
student.
Authorities have said publicly that there is
quite a daiger of a typhoid epidemic, and espe
cially in overcrowded towns like Cohunbia.
You wouldi't be deliriously happy about liv
ing in an industrial center, right now, if it
had ino air raid signals, shelters, wardens, no
orgalnized system of defense in case of emer
genlcy.
Well, this is the same thing. We're liable to
have just such an epidemic of typhoid as that
of flu which swept the country last time. And
it's downright absurdity to refuse to put up
any defense measures, just because they seem
to come in the form of a command.
S 'd eto Cut isJ attiLAte UL I 'M
a big boy now, and I'll do only what I want
to-anl typhoid shots ain't it." That's as joe
college a sentiment, as we've heard lately.*
A Not Very Reproachful
Comment On The Rally
After the political rally last Friday, several
conscientious p)el)le approached Game
cock staff ieiibers and urged that an edito
rial be written agaiinst the ungentlemenly con
(uct shown by the audience to the speakers.
Sorry, butt we don't feel that way. There
were several candidaites who spoke seriously
of the University's future, and the fact that
we must alli work together for it. These
sp)eeches werie taken seriously and we didn't
hear' any boots about them. But the majority
of the c'andidlatets spoke about how they would
performi their dut ies to the best of their abil
ity. and the atudience laughed. WVhat else
coul you exper't them to do? The boy who
satid his oflice hatd no duties, but if so, he'd
(d0 themi, wvas right.
We don't see why students should take se
iiously elections of officers that do nothing.
Except for the very few wvho were received
seriously because~: they had something to say,
we thought the whole thing was a howl...
just what it shtould have been.
Time Out To Thank
The Administration
l'Tere are' ahv ays so manny t,hinigs The1(
(Aamecock hats t) get perturibed, over, we someW
timews dlon't leave room for the crowing.
But this onec thing we wvant to mention, be
cauuse we think it. is dloing as much to bind
students to the I Uiversity, as anything that's
ever happened.
Most p)eople alreaudy know about it, and too
many of t htem accept it, rnot-unusual as a war
measure. We're speaking of the extra work
that hats to be done by professors, the regis
trar's oflice, aund the admlinistration, every time
a boy leavyes for the service. Plans are worked
out to give htimu every credit poss5ible, andl
many b)oys have graiduated wvith weeks less
than the reqluiredl number of class hours.
This isn't a uni<que thing, something only
at the Unriversityv. And wve would expect our
school to (10 no less. Still, the attitude of
everybody, the willingness to help, the sp)irit
of friendiliness, tand cooperation betwveen the
administration,~ the faculty andl the students,
this spirit, which is the Carolina we love, is
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It's Time To Stop
Being Nice About This
For the last five weeks, there
have beei renente,1 ~It,ril.t
Gamecock about how nice it would
be if this campus did something
constructive towards the war ef
fort. We've discussed it jokingly.
We've )leaded, conjoled. What hap
pecned? We!!, you tell us.
The following statement is made
primarily for the co-ed members of
this studentbody. If the boys want
to read it, okay. They U_ight _ L-;
more influence on their female bud
dies, than the Gamecock.
War is thrilling, Lieutcnants are
lovely. Kiss-the-boys-goodbye-days
are so sentimentally exciting. But
Now see here, girls. Frankly and
sincerely we want to know just what
sacrifice have we made to the wvar?
Just name one. And don't say the
USO. Tlhe attitude that too many
co-edls have towards that organiza
tion offsets any meagre goodl that
some might hav'e (lone.
In the opinion of the Gamecock
the University co-eds deserve any
hard knocks this war may deal out.
There have been half-hearted at
tempts to round up some activity,
and it all died down with the initial
spurt, Except for a very few ex
ceptions 'the co-eds act as though
this war were created just to bring
lieutenants to Columbia for your
benefit.
It is sickening.
What excuse can be given? No
time? Trhere are possibly 200 girls
so busy with outside work, or so
busy preparing themselves for a
useful occupation that they could
he left out of this statement. But,
two hits says they are j'tst the ones
who are finding time to give a
precious few hours to the Red
Cross, the USO, or any other war
effort.
Columbia is so void of adequate
entertainment for the thousands of
boys situated her , that any May
belle can be dated up to her teeth...
and that's just the point. We might
consider going out with a few
picked boys who are the type who
could entertain themselves without
us anyhow. But play at the USO?
They're just not your type, are they?
After all, we're college girls, and the
average soldier, well-well, listen
here, Maybelle, those boys, and
boys just like them are dying for
you right now. Personally we don't
see why they would want to put up
with our touch-me-not attitude
anyhow. But it seems they do-so
what do we do? We abandon even1
the very few trips we were already
making to the USO.
Fine business.
If you're too fastidious for th<
USO, just try a little telephoning at
the Red Cross, try nurses' aiding,
'Try working in the information
booth. 'fry anything and let women
who have got something to offer
the soldiers go to the USO. \Ve're
a little too good, aren't we, to t,.y
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to take the place of the sister, the.
girl, the boys left behind them? So
we spend our time writing to sol
diers who are lonesome away from
Lumv, imsteau or trying to (1o tor
others what we want somebody to
do for them.
Even less than that,-what have
we personally done to make our
selves intelligently equipped to an
swer some of the major questions
of the war and the peace? What
books have we read? What conver
sations have we had, on this cam
pus, oi vital interest to the future
of our country?
Perhaps it is all because we only
,have 11 years high schools, aind
conic to college still adolescent. It's
a cinch we haven't faced this war as
womlenl yet.
AlU this talk about women being
as good as men is hooey. They
might be. Some places they are.
But show us more than a very few
girls on this campus who know
enough or really care enough to
fight for this country with what
they've got. Go on, try and name
them.
Ladies, it looks as though we've
just got to have a great many of
our b)oys (lie-tile one you love best,
or say you do, though you won't
sacrifice to help him win this war.
It looks as though we've got to be
terrib)ly hlurt, andl have a great many
casualties hlit us near hlome, before
wve'll wake up to the fact that we,
the women of the University, the
women of America-yes, even tile
privileged college wvomen,-must
be a part of this total wvar.
Stop waving that flag. And stop
writing boys about how awful you
think this war is. And stop looking
dev,Cy-eyed when YOUR BOY
leaves, You're lying through your
teeth every time you talk patriotism
and sit in your comfortable little
niches, fooling yourselves into think
ing you're an inspiration to the sol
diers.
It's not enough to just even be
the sort of person thlat H E wants
to comec homie to. We've got to give
our all too-whether we go the
wvhole hog and joinl the women's
armied services, or whlethler we just
make every leisure moment count
for the war.
For America's sake, let's stop
making disgusting hypocrites out
of ourselves, and fools out of the
boys at the front. Let's not only be
worthy to be fought for. Let's help
these boys come home.
Or it may be, and seriously, that
your boy just won't come home.
We hope all this has bothered
you. In fact, we hope it has made
you furious. So furious with the
Gamecock that you will do some
thing that will prevent the Gamne
cock fromi ever b)eing ab)le to make
such a statemient again without be
ing sued( for libel.
If so, see page 8 this week, and
from now on--see the War Volun
teer Bulletin-.nan pick yourjob
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CANNON
FODDER
BY TINA CANNON
"HAVE YOU VOTED YET ?"
There is a tense air around the ODK circle of the University. Huddled
groups converse eatnestly, and some smile and some shake their heads.
Lone wolves stand at prominent places on the lawn to buttonhole each
passing student with a jolly "Hey, come on and vote l" Others are sta
tioned to give cordial handshakes to passersby. Yep, you guessed it. It's
nothing else but ole politics at USC.
Where else in the world on several certain days in the year could you
find students so friendly to each other, so considerate, so helpful in offer
ing advice, so anxious to exchange friendly greetings with each other
and so determined to cut the opponent's throat if (pportunity presents itself ?
A typical day at the polls runs something like this:
Dan Ellis, genial president of the student body, wanders out of his sleep
ing establishment at approximately two seconds of nine o'clock, sits down
on the bench in the ODK circle, yawns, and gives the signal to begin
votin*g by opening the supply of ballots and setting up the ballot box. For
the first fifteen minutes, only the ascending sun and Dan's yawns keep him
company. Presently one student straggles by, decides he "may as well
vote now", and does. Dan continues to yawn after he leaves, and after a
short interval two or three students stop by on their way to the canteen
for a snack of breakfast. It is too early in the morning for high pressure
politics and they are allowed to vote in peace.
But witness the scene two or three hours later. A line extends from
the circle half-way to the new library. Dan is so busy handing out bal
lots and checking names of eligible voters that he forgets to yawn. Groups
of "high pressure politickers" rush upon each approaching voter, and with
gestures, much fast talking, many smiles, and cordial backslapping, try to
,convince the poor bewildered voter that Joe Doakes is a much better man
than Algernon Bilgewater for president. Until he promises to vote one
way or the other they will not depart from his side, cleaving to him closer
than adhesive tape to a sore toe. When at last the poor voter reaches the
spot where ballots are distributed, he is so exhausted from arguing and lis
tening to arguments that he weakly votes for the first person on the lists with
the last remaining iota of his strength. After dropping his ballot in the u
box he collapses on the ground, but the high pressure nolitiekere tmrely
kick the body aside to make room for other voters, saying "Oh don't bother
about picking him up. He's already voted, hasn't he?"
There are several types of high pressure politickers. One group is the
brawny masculine type, who strides tip to friend and foe alike, inhales
deeply, flexing his biceps four or five times, and tears 99 packs of cards
in quarters, saying, "If you don't vote for my friend Cornelius, I'll beat
you up tonight!" Then lie slowly exhales, breathing fire and thunder,
does 25 push-ups, and sneers, "Yuh hear me?"
Then there is the dainty sorority girl who is working for her sorority
sister. She wears her shortest skirt and tightest sweater, assumes her
most fixedPgrin, and runs around the chmpus oozing oomph, enticing gullible
male to the polls. "Oooooh, you handsome man, you", she coos at each
approaching boy, "I just know you've come to vote for my sorority sister,
haven't you?" Then she fixes upon him a scintillating smile and he can't
say no or it'll break the po' iddie biddie girl's heart. So he votes the
way she says, and when lie descends from the circle to receive her gracious
thanks and anothci smile, lie is surprised to find that .she is busily showing
her teeth to ainothier male, and is quiite ignoring the one who's just voted.
But her approach to girls is somewhat different. She begins by hailing
thiem from far distances, galloping gracefully uip to them and compliment
ing them on their hairdo, clothes, boyfriends, parallel reports, or aiiything
else she can think of. Theni she reminds them of the fact, oh so incidentally,
that her sorority sister is running for an office and would love to have
them vote for her. If they are taken in by this display of friendliness (?)
she showvs her teeth and gently guides them past groups of other sorority
girls and on to the polls. If they refuse to be taken in by all her blab,
she turns away from them, bitterly accusing them to herself of being mis
guided morons.
Anothler type is of the "hail, fellowv" classification. He's the friendly,
sociable boy who knowvs everybody, is known by everybody, and is a real
asset to any political party. He has a good word for all, and makes the
voting a little bit pleasanter by his presence.
There are many other types of pressure politickers--the "he's my fra
ternity brother" type, the "lie's promised me so-and-so, but I have to work
for him first" type, the "I'm doing this to be seen" type, and others.
Promptly at two o'clock, Dan Ellis yawns, picks up the ballot box ande
annouinces in steiitorian tones, "We will now count the ballots". There is
a stir of activity and excitement. Paper and pencils are whipped out of
pockets and, as votes are read out, eager fingers mark them down. Can
didates for ffices nervously chew their finigers down to theelbows while
wvaiting for the all-important verdicts. On-lookers, interested and other
wise, wander aroundl diverting attention to themselves. The harassed score
keepers wvrite furiously as the votes are read out and their pencils on their
score pads make scratchy noises that fascinate the eager spectators. At
last the final counts are read out, the victorious congratulated, the losers
sympathized with, and all students depart. But they will return very soon
and this whole cycle wvill repeat itself.
A'int politics wvonderful?
HISTORY IN CLASS 1-A
Alexander Meiklejohn, author of "Education Between Two Worlds"
and educator with ideas of his own, sides with those who approve the
Army-Navy college training programs in these words:
"I am not saying that a young man will get a good education by go- ~
img into the hell of war. I am only saying that, if he is fit to fight, he
will get a bad eduication by staying out of it."
EDUCATION ELSEWHERE
Mollie Panter-Downes reports from London that Britain's new Nation
al Service Bill, wvhich went into effect recently, calls for the registration
of seventeen-and-a-hialf-year-olds. She says that this "has been a sober
ing pointer toward a future when casualties may be almost on the Rus- *
sian scale."
And, she adds, this registration means "that the already hard-pressed
universitjes will practically have to shut up shop, except those prepared
to give medical and1 technical core. adt.tahwoe..uet.