The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 21, 1942, Page Page Eight, Image 8
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Dla k]Md4 rA)Albt Neggton,
DonaW Law Managing Editor
Dark Times Ahead Bring
Serious Thoughts About
Our Wartime University
The serious days always "just ahead" for
the University have now arrived. With the 1
lowering of the draft age, the fate of the in- s
stitution itself will be in doubt, at least for I
the war years.
Hackeyed phrases somehow do not express i
what should be said. But it would be a poor 1
mind indeed that did not pause as the Uni
versity enters upon its gravest period to take f
stock of a few things
Service to the State, the Nation and so
ciety is at the basis of every such institution.
Our own school has not failed to at least offer
the opportunity for its students to realize this
aim. Whether or not they have has depended
upon the individual. ' r
High flown principles alone are not worth
fighting-or dying for. But a way of life
based on those principles is worth-is the only P
thing worth fighting for. t
By and large, the University represents our P
way of life. Free thought, free speech are
practiced as much or as little as the people t
care to have them practiced.
That our present system is the perfection of I
all social orders is not true. That we find it t
the best yet is the rallying point of the demo- '
cratic world. d
In sacrificing itself in the next few years
through the loss of students serving, the Uni- f
versity will eventually perpetuate itself, and r
the principles upon which it is founded.
Our way of life is at stake. This is no revela
tion. It is a rededication to a fact.
We know it to be ivorth the cost.
A Worthwhile Organization
Deserves An Even Break From
Members Of The Student Body
Communiques .from the University Players
continue to indicate that work is going on on
their latest production, "Heart of the City".
Strange as it may seem, this is intended as a
boost for that group.
An even break has never been given the J
Players. Student attendance on their some- |
times excellent epics has been very poor. As J
a ham of former wide ill-repute, it is easy to
see that this could soon become discouraging.
Up until last year, the Players were also
working against a financial set up which pre
vented them buying rights to any well known
current productions. Under the new alloca
tion set up, they should be able to give plays
more worthy of their time.
The Gamecock itself in the past has held the
Players up to ridicule. But, in the long run,
the group has made a creditable showing and
we feel they deserve consideration from the
students for what they~ are and what they are
trying to do.
In short, don't be a jerk. You may be
stranded some place without the solace of a
moving picture and be forced to see a real stage
play.
You may as well try it out now.
All-American Rating For
The Annual Again Gives
Something To Brag About
Footsteps in the hall of fame include those
drummed up by the striding stumble of one
Daniel Leonidas Gibbes, Jr., the famous 'Duck'
and last year's editor of the annual. Gibbes
received the glad news the other day that the
annual was again rated All-American.
With all due modesty, the fact that this is
the fourth annual in a row to receive such an
honor certainly reflects credit upon the Uni
versity and moreso on Mr. Gibbes.
Perhaps now the reason for the following
schedule of a campus day's observation will
be evident.
Morning: Saw Duck Gibbes crossing the
campus.
Noon: Saw Duck Gibbes coming back
across the campus.
Evening: Saw Duck crossing the campus.
Night: Saw Duck Gibbes coming back
on the way to more work.
Summer observations centered around the
declaration, "That Gibbes is a," and appropri
ate closing statements.
Nevertheless, for those students who are
still a bit miffed over the fact that they didn't
get their annual on time, we find it necessary
only to point to the Duck's All-American rat
ing.
Godspeed you, brother Gibbes.
Member
socialed Coleiae Press
Diuributor of
Colle6iae Diess
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II
lere We Answer A Dare From
)netime Student Bill Bray;
tun A Reputed Short Story
Once there was a poet. With a beard. I
Lad a very American name, Snavely McGher
o everybody was sure that he wasn't a sab
eur.
He was a very peculiar poet. His poetry h
to rhyme scheme and never said anythin
ut when he read it in public, women, shrieki
'It's a realism" and swooned and strong mi
ainted.
The peculiar fact was that no one ever heai
rhat he said. The acoustics in his beard wasi
ood. So it is still a question as to wh
aused the women to shriek "It's realism" ai
woon and the strong men to faint. Howev4
b is intimated that one swooned once and t
est ashamed not to.
Naturally life can't run along on a norn
lane. At least not according to all rules
he short story. So the epic of Snavely is co:
heated by disaster.
One day Snavely was lighting a cigar. I
eard was completely burned off.
Snavely was crushed-deflated and delous(
To longer would women say, "What ovi
Dnes," and men say "what undertones," a
iattress manufacturers say, "What a pi
ucing agent.'"
Life looked very dim. Or as a matter
act it didn't, since the absence of the bea
ow made it possible for Snayely to see abo
'm.
Finally, lie could avoid performing
onger. At a literary tea lie was called on
ecite. Trembling he complied.
He hadn't finished the first sentence wb
portly woman in the back jumped up a
brieked, "it's impressionism," and swoon
soon women were swooning and strong ir
vere fainting all over the place.
The story has a sad ending. Snavely bl
iis brains out. He had a deep-seated faith
iuman nature.
k Naval Reservist Loses
-is Reserve And. Writes
k Very Insulting Letter
The navy does strange things to people. V
iess a letter received at this office from
1riend of last year now in training at the N
f'ork midshipman 's school.
Enclosedl with the letter is a picture of
>eculiar looking bird, known as the umbre
ird. The first fewv paragraphs are more tli
lightly autob)iographmical, outlining the write
hirst for knowledge.
''Up) until now,'' lie says "I had always
ociated U. S. C. and all of its organizati<
vith thme gamecock. However, I have often
merved that this association was lacking ir
rood many respects."
Further statements reflect greatly on
3haracter and intelligence of the editor,
;hat part is omitted. The Midshipmadrr
owever states that he has found "the bird
ny dreams."
"It is called the 'umbrella bird' and ha:
peculiar feature of being able to elevate
[eatheredl umbrella crests over its head,
t doesn't have enough sense to come in out
~he rain," is an added explanation.
Iconoclastically, the creature is compa1
with thme interfraternity council and the
>peration of the entire fraternity system.
Nobly enough; however, our alumnus has
~orgotten his alma mater. For he sa
'seizing this, my greatest opportunity, I ha
nade arrangements to purchase the bones
~his creature, when it dies, fiom the Brc
00o. Then I shall be only too happy to don
~hem to the University to replace those of
amecock which has now become such a t
ition."
Most despicable of his statements is, "1
mee, gentlemen, a gamecock has a spur on el
[eg, whereas the umbrella bird has a co
>ver an unstable mind."
The letter is signed, "With appropriate
gards, I remain your fellow scientist."
Comment:
(1) We hope to enter the army in Februa
[leaven forbid that war should do this to us
(2) At last meeting, the above backslii
was searching for pink elephants. Shall
hiscredit his statements?
(3) Has anybody checked on the local bot
iatches for escapees lately?i
In other words, fellow scientist, poo to y
So there.
- ' as vameoooe
The Gamecoc
Founded January 0,. 1906
tOBERT ELLIOTT GONZALE8, First
stored as second-lan matter at the postoffie at
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Wed weekly by the studeint body of the Univerut;
>lina during the college year.
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in sity of Wisconsin, headed the nation.
of General Hershey. "The governniet
-American Libiary association, "consi<
learning as key centers in the war efft
"At no time in human history havc
a national effort as they are right now
tained.
"Universities and colleges are reserv(
it- of specialists for national services, a
a declared. "Their laboratories are beinj
ew in general are being made available fo
wbeing used instead of providing new f
"The government without question
a and it is using them as they never ha
ha indicating in no uncertain terms thati
their regular training and educational
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* Undergrowth
a Arthur Wilder, law student, has
its b)egun the growth of what may
utprove to be a most efficient beard
-efficient in the sense that it will
of hide \Vilder's interesting profile
from curious outsiders.
red Whether Wilder is auditioning
co- for the House of David or is fi
nancially unable to buy a razor
blade cannot be said at this time.
~'* Silence Is
i1ve
ofProfessor Overby, of the political
science department, is not opposed
fl to oratory. Example, the following
ate incident which took place recently:
the Overby poses question.
ra- Student replies with much fervor,
silver toned oratory and determi
nation.
ouComment by Overby:
h "You express everything so
ver beautifully. It's a pity you don't
know the answer to the question."
re- * * *
* Up They Go?
Bill Jones, reporting on a recent
ry. visit to former student Joe Kirby
in St. George, brings news that
'Kirby is still waiting from the air
ler corps.
we Prospective flier Kirby signed up
five months ago. Jones reports no
>by other action on the St. George
front, but surmises that local draft
boards may not follow the air
01u- corps' precedent are not out of or
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it", he said in an address before the
lers America's institutions of higher
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universities seemed so important in
in the United States," Dykstra main
>irs for the recruiting of fighting men,
rid teachers of mien in training," he
r used 24 hours a day and their plants
national service. Their facilities are
acilities in many areas.
considers them a wartime necessity
ye been used before. Moreover, it is
t wants these institutions to carry on
programs so that we may have a sup
s of next year, and the year following
have peace again. It does not want
f educated leadership."
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* Wisacky Facts
Vital geographic statistic number
five: Freshman Donald Cooper is
from Wisacky, which is the loca
tion of the far-famed Cooterboro
church.
What, where and when is the
Cooterboro church is not included
in this week's dispatch, so the sit
uation is left for Cooper to clarify.
* To The Colors
Following close on the heels of
departure of Professors Stephan
and McLeod, and more recent in
dluction of instructor Ralph Simp
son Beckham, further patriotism
was nmanifested in the modern
language department.
Mrs. Grace Sweeney has com
mented to her classes several
times.that if the war continues she
will join the WAVES or the
WAACS.
Since reporting students are not
facile in French, it is assumed that
this statement was made in Eng
lish.
* Fleeting Fame
The saga of Freshman Freeman
is complete-that is, this episode.
No releases from the Freeman Bu
reau of Information have been re
ceived this week.
It is said that the freshman Is
planning to spend a quiet weekend
of recuperation on the campus after
his escapades of former weeks.
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By ALBERT EGGERTON
A Hail And Farewell
Well, this is it. This is the Clemson game. Tonight the frosh battle
t out on Melgon Field, tomorrow the varsities clash in the stadium.
:t's the game the team has been pointing for, the students eagerly
vaiting for. Both camps are watchful, both camps hopeful. There are
to odds on the Clemson game. Tomorrow the pennants will fly bravely
-someone will win and someone will lose. But that's not what I'm
:hinking of now. It's the warm sunlight on the field, the murmur of
he crowd before the kickoff, the howling shirt-jail parade, the tolling
)f the chapel bell by triumphant freshmen, the "wait till next year"
f we lose. Only this time there may not be a next year. For a lot of
is, this is the last Clemson game. Of course we want to win. But
:ven if we don't, we've something to remember. The struggle and the
iard clean rivalry-they're another small part of the things we're fight
ng for. The right to fight each other if we feel like it-that's America.
We've kidded Clemson a lot and they have kidded us, but we can take
t. It's been a rough 'competition, sometimes lingering on the verge of
>pen violence, but it has also been a grand rivalry and a great game.
[t could only happen here.
k Passing Parade
It happened at a local theatre. The screen had just darkened
after a glamorous production about U. S. Marines in Iceland,
with galaxies of beautiful girls, gallons of coffee and gobs of
smorgasbord. One student, as they were leaving, remarked to
the boy he was with, "I wonder what knd of a floor show they
had at Corregidor."
. * .
A Graduation
Let me add my voice to the chorus pleading for commencement ex
ercises for the students who will graduate in February. It has been
the custom in the past to have the February graduates receive their
dIml-aas at the June commencement. This year this will be hardly ,
feasible. Most of the male students will be dashing off to the armed
forces and a number of the girls will be working. I think these students
iught to have a separate commencement. I've talked to a number of
students who are graduating in February and they were unanimous in
approving the idea. At this writing I don't know whefher the admin
istration is planning to have a separate graduation or not. If so, pardon
me for rnentioning it. If not, give it some thought.
* Another Scrap We Got In
Carolina students rallied round in fine style to support the
recent scrap metal drive. Fraternity houses were ransacked,
tenements got a thorough going-over as student groups searched
for scrap to slap the Jap. (Don't feel bad though, Mr. Hitler, wp
haven't forgotten you). Old andirons, razor blades, cast irona
lamps and such went to swell Carolina's scrap pile. But we were
still way behind the city schools.
* Here's That Man Again
Students, those men are here again. Early in November, as plans are
now, the campus will be visited by representatives of the reserve groups
of the armed forces-the air corps, army and marines. If you're over
eighteen and not in any reserve program yet, now is definitely the time
to give it serious thought. Unless you think you can serve your country
best by going right away. Professor Mercer is the man to see before
the others get here. Then you can have your mind made up and have
the facts about the group you want to join. Then all you'll have left
is to sign on the dotted line.
* How About It?
Rumor has It that the government has asked colleges to give
students a month holiday at Christmas-from December 15 to
January 15, so that students can go home one week earlier and
come back one week later than the soldiers on Christmas leave.
This would solve some transportation problems. It was sug
gested that other holidays during the year be cut to an absolute
minimum to make up for the time. I can't vouch for these state
ments as true, I have only heard them. But I would like to
hear some word from the administration. Address the letter
to me care of The Gamecock and I will Include the information
In this Column.
* Free Library
Wonder what's happened to the large shelf of books that used to oc
cupy such a prominent place in the middle of the canteen. Don't tell
me they've sold them all. Maybe they moved them back inside to im
press on the students the fact that the idea was to sell them, not to run
a free lending library. It's too bad. They were very handy things to
pass time in spare moments.
* * .
* Hats Off
This week the laurels go to Bill Tennent, cherubic junior from
Florence. He won a $55 war bond for selling the moststdt
memberships In the Town Theatre. To do thIs he had toudep
arate upwards of thirty Carolina students from three dollas
piece for the ducats. And if you don't think that's a job just
ask any campus organisation.*
* Signs Of The Times
This isn't about Carolina, but It's good. Noticed in The Staercnl
was an article about four California show girls whowr Prttn hey
drastic curtailment' of the strip-teaser's art. Said thwer ros are
fighting for American womanhood--why can't they,se wha thy're
fighting for.,," e ha hyr