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Our Nose Proves Pretty
Persistent In Sniffing
In An Odor's Direction
Malarky is a pretty strong word to apply
to any activity of the University. But that's d
just the term that seems to express what all a
the talk about a stepped up physical education v
for the war effort has amounted to so far.
Ask yourself this question-'"How . much
money has been spent on hiring instructors
and providing equipment for an adequate pro- i
gram?
Maybe you'll be able to answer it more satis
factorily than we have. As you may have
guessed by this time, we're working around
to another discussion of football as we play it
here at Carolina.
No great sum of money has been spent to t
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train all Carolina students. No great sum was
ever spent.
Why? Because we are at present engaged
in training and paying for such training of e
approximately seventy-five boys who seem
reasonably healthy.
. Football has been glorified as a builder of i
men. But by all rules of logic, why pay a C
man to come to the University to take physi- A
cal educationI
Exactly how much money this "builder of
bodies" is costing us every year has never t,
been published. What's more, we don't think ti
you need hold your breath until the facts are
published.
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A little mathematics will sharpen your wits
for the army and put a few facts down for our
case. To feed, pay tuition, laundry and give
pocket money to one inan a year must at least
cost $500. For a squad of 75, this would make
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an expenditure of $37,500. This is a very con- h
servative estimate.
Next in line come the coaches' salaries. To
give physical education to a group of seventy
five, we pay yearly the head coach a salary u
exceeding that of the president of the Uni
versity. Other subordinates do not look gross
ly underfed. So we may assume that they are k
not contributing their services gratis. If
Equipment for one player for one game isn't
exactly free, either. Travelling expenses, up
keep of the stadium and interest on same pull
the total up.F
In ,case you've read this far and you, hopec
that we will be so inadvertant as to stimate
how much the University spends yearly on foot
ball, you're sadly mistaken. And we're not i
holding back because the total would be too
high, but because it would be too low.s
In all fairness, we're not overlooking theb
money taken in every year. But when the
bond issue was floated on the enormous debt sl
incurred by athletics not so very many years f,
ago, the receipts certainly hadn't equaled the s
expenditures. We've heard no shouting from
the rooftops that we were coming out of debt,
and since such things are usually boasted a
about, we may assume that we stand just about ci
where we stood then. ti
In view of these facts, look over these ques
tions and form your own opinions:g
Will football ever pull itself out of the red,
or is the University in reality p9uring money
down a rathole?
Does the training of 75 men justify the de- A
nial of adequate training to the rest of the C
students?
How much money do regular instructors and
professors (who are supposed to be engaged
in the major work of training minds) make F
in proportion t9 salaries paid and money spent t<
in football?
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Oops-Sorry
Oops--Sorry
Oops-Sorry f
Double-talk is not our forte. Therefore, P
our humblest apologies for the mistake which ir
occurred in last week's Gamecock.
Through some error or quirk of fate, we re
printed on page eight the story on voluntarya
attendance. already on page two. As therea
was no particular reason to emphasize this h
story, we can find ourselves no justification.
lenee this squib. Won't happen again. OK?f es
sociaed Coleiate Pess R4
Diuributor of
olle5iole Di6est sT
Oarol
ean Chase Requests Your
(ind Indulgence While He
inds Out If You Busted
Dean John A. Chase, Jr., asked us the othe
ay to make a request that will be obviousl
reasonable one to those students who realiz
rhat the University is up against this year.
Patience with an undermanned administra
ive office is his request. If you feel the nee(
f knowing whether your fraternity or sororit;
i duller than the one next door, and can't tel
y taking a glance at the vacant faces abou
ou, don't get overawed by the fact that th
sual report is not out -with customary speec
All such clerical work will be slowed up thi
ear. Grades and so forth may take longe
D get to your parents. But don't bemoan o
ejoice (as your case may warrant). Just si
ight and give the registrar a fair chance.
If you bust out, you'll know about it soo:
nough. Don't you think?
'he University Can Save
)n Heating, As Any Fuel
4ust Very Plainly See
Chill fall air brings thoughts of keepinj
,arm this winter-however, this is not a hin
) the boiler room-or any other officials-t
.irn on the heat.
Constructive criticism is our aim. So w
ass along a bit of information we picked ul
-om an engineering student about a year ag4
nd have not used, due to the fact that ther
,as no editorial space available.
Briefly, our secret information is this. W
o not back it up. We simply throw it out, il
opes that some heart may be made happy
* the University will paint all of its radiator
lack, a considerable saving in fuel and ai
pping of heating efficiency will take place.
That's all we know. And since we're no
articularly interested, that's all we care t(
now. We mianage to keep in hot water i
trge part of the time anyway.
ommencement Exercises
or Mid-Term Graduates
eserve Consideration
It's not too far distant a time to start think
ig about February and the large number o
miors who will have earned enough credit
y that time to graduate.
Our contention is that graduation exercise
1ould be held for them at that time, due to th
ket that many of them will be entering th
arvices.
The point can't be carried to great length
a yet, but perhaps some committee with mor
>mmittee members than work can look int<
1e situation.
Maybe while they're peering they may als<
et action-or glasses-or both.
' Man And His Adenoids*
raw Praise At Starting
t'hat May Be A Good Job
Praise, to us, is not an article of exchange
or that reason, we never go out of our wa:
bestow it. But one man on the campus i:
bviously deserving of mention for his untir
tg service thus far this year.
The man to whom we refer is Roger Kirk
ho has taken the lead in the school spiri
eld, and, if his adenoids hold out, may wel
It over the most successful job of cheerlead
ig seen in many a day.
Every time we bump into the fellow, he'
then asking us to come to or stay away fron
pep rally. Work doesn't seem to fnightei
in.
So here's to Roger and his indefatigabl<
opnhagus.
The Gamecoc
Founded January s0, 1906
)BERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First
d as&eo laas matter at the postofice at
ted weekly by the student body *of the Universit
Laa during the college year.
Letters To l
r
Dear Editor,
e This is in reference to your edi
torial on football which appeared in
last week's Gamecock. I say "your
- editorial", Mr. Editor, because Game
' cock editorials are ideas of the editor
and his alone. Ideas for editorials
do not eminate from a staff con- i
ference; thus, you may as well run
your picture at the top.
You state: "Our position is that it
. is wrong to subsidize college athletes
l anytime, anywhere. But it is more
r wrong today, when the war has
turned colleges and universities into
r a training ground for potential of- 1
t ficer and private soldier material." t
Now read this: "On the fields of
friendly strife are sown the seeds
which, in other years, on other fields,
will bear the fruits of victory."
Douglas MacArthur -said that.
Mr. Editor, ask any experienced
officer in the armed forces how well
a former football player fits in with
the required physical fitness, leader- i
ship and teamwork of the army, navy, 1
marines.
You state further: "Briefly, it is
not justifiable to bring a man to an
institution of higher learning simply
because he possesses an ability to pass.
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PE RS
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W Sult Tour
Booster club instituter Ed Patter
son started something that may
well become a habit. His organi
t zation popped up again this year,
under the guidance of J. B. Heath
) erly.
Reputed to be an undercover 1
move last year to buy Patterson a
suit, the Boasters gave many doubt
ful moments. Heatherly appears
on the campus each day with a dif
ferent pair of pants on, at least.
But this may be only to reas
sure unwary students.
* Big Game
Joe McCabe, who claims to
be a chess player, has most piti
E fully been inquiring around the
campus for someone to indulge
with him. It seems that soli
a taire chess is not much fun.
3 No further informnation on the
pleasure seeker can be found.
His whereabouts at the present
are also somewhat hazy.
Suggested course of action
for prospective opponents:
Stand out on the campus and
holler "Check-mate". If Joe is
within hearing distance, he may
answer the challenge.
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* No Majorettes
Saddened this week were the
hearts of Dean George 6. Olson's
musical conglameration when of fi
cial word was received that no
drum majorettes would be allowed
this year, although several young
ladies have applied for positions.
Band appeal will be strictly to the
ear, although the gyrations of the
new drum major, reported a for
mer national champion, may prove
amusing.
* Absent
A milestone was passed Sun
day when the YWCA held a
-function without the assistance
of Miss Lodema 'Dink' Gaines
for the first time in many ,
years. The occasion was a buf- r
fet supper for student orlenta
tiozn advisors.
Comforting to Miss Gaines
will be the news that every
thing went off reasonably well <
-perhaps not with the usual t
gusto--but In a quieter vein. ,
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Editor National Adv
4a0 MADISON Ai
Columbia, cacaso - oSt
of South
[he Editor
)unt or kick a football. That just
sn't placing the proper values first."
I take it, Mr. Editor, that you are
tgainst paying a football .player but
Lre you against a student working his
vay through college. That's just
vhat football players do-they work
heir way through college! Aud it is
vork! By the way, have you ever
vatched a whole football practice?
Players learn from football, what
n later life, results in leadership, co
)peration and all the good qualities
)f fine citizens. Besides this, they
;et an education. Are you, Mr. Edi
or, not preparing yourself to be a
iewsman through your newspaper
vork on the Gamecock? Are you not
etting paid for it?
You refer to the subsidization of
)layers as "a system that pays a man
'or the broadness of his back and not
)f his mind." Mr. Editor, if you will
:heck the grades of the players, I
'eel fairly certain that they are not
he lowest on the campus-by a good
nargin.
One more thing: I gather that you
re firmly against football. But how
n the world are we going to BEAT
'LEMSON withot a football team?
Sincerely yours,
Gordon Hill, Jr.
too|
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Miss Gained is said to have
gone on business of a marital
nature.
k Roomer
Frampton Toole will be in charge
)f obtaining rooms for high school
mys who attend a leadership cons
erence here in October. No defi
xite word has been received on the
ubject, but Mr. Toole may be
Lble to assist any students who lose
oommates during the week-end
nelees or identify bodies which no
mne cares to claim as an additional
ervice while he searches.
fr L'amour
Reliable sources report that
Miss Betty Marshall is seen
frequently in the company of
Mr. Frankie Marion.
k' Visit
Ray Kramer, who served last
'ear as a member of the social cab
net has been visiting the campus
or several days.
Kramer was acting on the cabine'
vhen the decree came through tha
io outsiders should be admittec
heir dances, and the traditi,
lance after the Clemson game had
o be called off.
Everything turned out for the
est, and Ray seems to be living
ery happily at least this far into
he ever after.
4 Nailed
Hailed In the Gamecock
several times last year as a
man who must "quit all this
studying and get down to busIr
ness", Donald Graham Merrick
has again gotten down to brass
tacks.
Merrick spends most of his
afternoons at Sims with a
young lady whose name he re
fuses to disclose. His onl
problem thus far: to find time
for studying.
& Massacre
Many students have expressed a
nore or less vehement desire to
rieet the man "who did this to me",
fter seeing their pictures on ath
etic tickets.
Oscar Berg, a student, does the 4
vork. Before anyone makes any1
rude remarks, It is to be notedi
hat he guaranteed no Improvement 4
n the original material a hn. .
Richard E. Jackson, Business Madigd
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By ALBERT EGGERTON
0 Saturday Madness
Games like the one last Saturday make ne wish I were a sport column
ist. I'd like to devote a whole column to it, but I can only make this
remark in passing. Tennessee was very unfortunate in Its choice of
Dpponents. The sportswriters gave the Vols three to four touchdowns,
the Carolina student body conceded them two at least. It was really
too bad that Tennessee didn't play the sportswriters or the students.
Because the Carolina team didn't feel like giving them any touchdowns
and were even so rude as to stop the Vols cold when they tried to take e
them. But Carolina was just living up to her reputation of giving
would-be bowl teams a discouraging afternoon.
" Northward Ho
Gas and tire rationing notwithstanding hundreds of Carolina
students will speed northward tomorrow to see the Gamecock sur
prise squad gun for its second straight win over the Tarheels. With
those students who went to the game last year, will also go the
remembrance of good times in Chapel Hill and Raleigh, of the
cordial welcome that the Gamecocks received and especially of the
victory which started last year's successful season. Carolina stu
dents only hope that this season's game will unveil another star
like Stasica.
" Good News
Art Roberts, Garnet and Black editor, has decided that this year's
annual cover will definitely not feature a picture of the new library.
Although a radical departure from customary policy, he feels that this
course will prove wise. I quite agree. Although the new library is a
Jeautiful building and a source of pride to the University, that doesn't
seem to justify its use on the cover of two consecutive Garnet and Blacks.
0 Theatre Arts Weakly
Drama's problem child is at it again. The University Players
are cooking up a new opus to be presented in Drayton Hall in a
month or so. This time they have gotten hold of a good play, re
cently on Broadway, which was hailed as one of the best war epics
to date, ranking along with "The Wookey". It oozes with the old
thumbs up attitude, radiates optimism which is sometimes dreary
and generally gives the impression that the English can take it. The
last part was really superfluous, everyone knows the British can take
it-they have.
The play deals with the adventures and misfortunes of a group
of entertainers in a London cafe during the bombing of London.
Their personal intrigues, petty jealousies and the way they shove
these trival things aside in the face of a real danger, makes a com
pelling story.
All that is needed now is a cast. If you're interested see Chris
topherson-his office is In Davis College.
S Call For Absorbine, Jr.
Loudest among campus cries this week has been the wails of the
hysical ed students fresh from gym classes under the new fitness pro
tram. When I predicted last week that the average physiques on the
:ampus were in for a tough session, I didn't know they would feel
t this quickly. Students complain to fellow sufferers and spectators
hat "this gym is killing me". They complain that they never knew
mnybody could ache so much all at once. But they know it's good for
:hem. Know that they will have to be tough and they're going to get
:ough if it kills them. It probably won't.
* Explanations.
Garnet and Black worker explaining to a freshman that you don't
print lots of copies of the pictures and paste them In the annual. (All
you have to do Is get your copy in on time).
Clemson student explaining to a Carolina fan how P. C. scored
twice against mighty Clemson while Tennessee couldn't score on the
Gamecocks. (P.S.-he didn't succeed very well).
Librarian explaining to astonished student that you can only keep
a reserve book one to three days. (student didn't catch the Idea the
first time, kept it out two weeks and now finds that he almost
owns It).
* Downtown Theatre
A case of sentimental murder is "Arsenic and Old Lace", present
['own Theatre offering. Still running on Broadway after more than
year, this screwvy bit is attractive mostly through its improbability.
:t is replete with things normal human beings would not do. In fact
he lad who wrote it got the idea from thinking of the thing his grand
nother would be least likely to do. The result is weird but entertaining.
* The Verve Is Missing
Noticeably absent from the quadrangle this fall were the faithful
engineers. It's a pity their efforts so far have been confined to the
campus near Sloan and LeConte. One of the campus amusements
last year was watching the boys grade their imaginary roads across
the quad. It has been suggested to me that we might Imagine that
the Imaginary roads were ther. But this seems too much like pure
fantasy. I am all In favor of scientifically planned imaginar road
or none at alL.
* Spirit of '42
At the statdium Saturday there was an encouraging warmth on tihe
art of the students in spite of intermittent showers. Slow to cheer at
irst they made rapid progress in louder yelling as they saw a spirited
samecock team thatt didn't count the odds. Some were tired, all were
vet, but not a student left. Coach Enright and his boys did a'swell Job
the field but an even better one in the grandstand. They showed &
,arohina that we have a team worth yelling for and about, and I'd be
villing to bet the students will.. keep th ..t spritfo.. r not