The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, September 25, 1942, Page Page Four, Image 4
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E STAMPS OUT
OTINAL CHECKUP,
CORPSES MAY REGISTER
To doubt students of the more alert typ
have noted several intimations in the dail;
press that there may be trouble in the futur
n securing rubber.
Others of even greater insight might hav
noted the utter impossibility of such. Several
at least took cognizance of the devastatioi
, the shortage has caused in the registratioi
procedure.
The rubber stamp era is dead.
Formerly when students registered, th
USC infirmary stamped "Examined: USC In
firmary" in bold letters for all to see. To a]
appearances, this precaution was taken to pre
vent the registrar's office from going to th
additional expense and trouble of filling ou
forms for corpses.
Such is no longer the case. Perhaps to th
benefit -or detriment of the student body-wh
can tell? Certain pundits allege that mentall;
dead students have b'en matriculating fo
quite some time.
This is only one point of view-and all w
feel necessary on -the subject.
However, to do justice to all concerned, w
must give a hearty "Huzzah" for Dean Chase
Coordinator Charles Knowlton and all wh
worked to make the much more satisfactor;
registration procedurq possible.
If war and the draft had anything to d4
with the clearing up of red tape, our goo(
friend Stimson can take the credit. Personal
ly,. we believe it belongs to the above men
tioned.
FOOTBALL IS IN THE AIR
THEREFORE WE POINT OUR
NOSE IN THAT DIRECTION
When Carolina meets Tennessee tomorrov
at the municipal stadium, the old cycle wi]
begin again and big time football will be o:
its way for another year.
In the meantime, President McKissick ha
spoken in the chapel and has demanded sacri
fices of students unheard of heretofore. I
so many words, he told students that thos
who were not here to prepare thiemaselves t
aid in the war effort would not remain long
It was the best and most moving speech w
have heard him make in our three years herE
And it called to mind a problem that ha
been hanging around the campus ever since th
first football player was subsidized by thi
University.
First of all is necessary a point blank ad
mission of a long-known fact-that we do sut
sidize our athletes. In case that isn't plai
enough, we pay them to play the games the;
do.
Our position is that it is wrong to subsidiz
college athletes anytime, anywhere. But i
is~ more wrong today, when the war has turnei
colleges and universities into a training ground
for potential officer and private soldier ma
terial.
In order to justify its existence anytime
but in war time more particularly, an institu
tion of higher learning should admit only thos
students whose purpose in the main is to edu
cate themselves for service to their society an4
country-in war and peace.
*Briefly, it is not justifiable to bring a ma:
to an institution of higher learning simply be
cause he possesses an ability to pass, punt o
kick a football. That just isn't placing th
proper values first.
A man should come to college for one reaso:
only-and that reason is that he possesses th
amount of intelligence necessary to absorb th
training offered and thereby become a mor
useful member of his society.
If he possesses such an ability, and he wishe
to play football for his own amusement and o:
the paame basis that all other extra-curricula
activities are carried out-THEN and onl;
then should he,play football.
This, then, Is the paramount argumen
~ gainst a sytel that pays a man for th
brodnessofhs bakand ntofhs mnd
are other apeots of the problem mor
i v.and more olaoly connected with thi
's and' the altts' purse strings,-bu
AM 0 rCaioicde PmnS
Dittributor of
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Colle6iale Di6est
LOVE MAY FIND A WAY
BUT IT CAN'T FIND IT
IN THE STUDENT UNION
A frustrated individual approached us the
r other day and shouted, "The age of romanti
) cism is dead".
We found this a rather shocking statement
a and replied somewhat sharply, but he kept
mumbling the phrase over and over. Finding
this boring, we at last calmed his nerves and
1 demanded an explanation.
Incoherently, we got it.
It seems that the young swain, on returning
to his traditional haunt and trysting place,
the Student Union lounge, found the W. P. A.
firmly entrenched in that citadel. Being a
peace loving citizen, he claims he made no
attempt to disrupt the war effort or whatever
it is that goes on there, but came to us for a
cry for relief.
We recommended Stanbak, but he refused
r to accept such lightly given advice.
r Since that time, we have found a more logi
cal and far reaching solution to the romantic
3 problems of the campus and we hasten to pass
it on to him and all concerned.
A wide expanse of grassland, dotted by
y monuments and flagpoles, now stretches it
r self between the facing dormitories and has
been called by some "the campus."
Late last year, and reaffirmed this year,
word came from Dean Childs and others in
volved that campus dating would soon be per
mitted. That is up until eleven o'clock.
We feel that our friend may rest assured
that no offices will be placed there, at least
not for the time being. So, if he can't occupy
his time more profitably with things such as
worrying about the draft, we beg his leave to
point out the advantages in this new system.
If he has no money, no gas, but a date, the
campus is the place for him. If he has money,
gas, but no date-we have no assurance that
Dean Childs is going to handle that angle.
- Many thanks to those who finally saw the
1 light. Here's hoping nobody turns them out.
a BUTTON, BUTTON, BUTTON
.WE'VE ALL GOT A BUTTON
, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE US?
a Pledging ceremonies Monday night brdught
B the curtain down on another year's howling
farce when quite a nice group of freshmen
- were trapped and similarly enfolded in the
. folds of Carolina fraternities.
1 After a madhouse of parties, hotboxing and
r what have you for two full weeks most of the
good brothers bid fair to deserve a good rest.
s Except that we're not asking sympathy for
t them. Those poor, weary souls have perpetu
I ated the rat race '' sy indulge in through their
I own machinatioD'
- On the othei -.d of the line there are prob
ably not a few freshmen who wonder by this
- time just exactly what it was the boys told
- them back in the back room and why it looked
a so rosy from that side of the fence.
Little wonder then with both parties ex
Ihausted from chasing their shadows that fra
ternities here are content to rest - on their
haunches, as we choose to politely call it, and
shirk the useful functions they might be able
r to perform.
An intelligent rush week, deferred possibly
even so far as the second semester, would go
Sfar to relieve this tax on the minds, bodies and
spirits of all concerned.
The funny thing is, if anything funny need
be added to a situation that is in itself a laugh,
that all of the boys will probably tell you that
they couldn't take any such action because of
r faculty opposition.
r. Don't listen to any such reply. The Inter
fraternity council by its own constitution has
the power to run its rush week to suit itself
, within the limits of decency and reason.
So if you're curious and wonder why so
' much money and time was spent at a time like
i this, just ask any member of the .conil how
t mny meetings were held prior to rush week
concerning this problem.
SGaimecock - i
RT ELLIOTT GONAZLE8 Pirt Editor
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e klby t tudet body of the Uniwsity of South
Campus Canera
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ONLY PUIC 4CHOI JANIR
N'HE 1 .& TO EARN A GRADUATW
DEGREE 13 ADAM DENNARDT.
NO ORDINARY JANITOR, MR.
DENARDT, 67, WAS A GERMAN
TEA0HER. FOR 33 YEARS. HE
WROTE HISTHESIS IN FRENCH AND
REctIVED HS DEGREE AT '1HE6
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AND BROWN BENEFITED FROM LOTTERIES/
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' PERSONAL
* On Guard Squawk
Several members of the Univer- Complaints come in that Ar
;ity student body participated in the chie Ayers, sophomore, has
week-end maneuvers by the local rigged up an alarm clock which
home guard. No official census of rings an electric bell at six.
student warriors has been taken, thirty every mornIng and evc
but it is definitely known that ning.
Frampton Henderson and Gus Wil- It seems that Ayers is not
liamson saw action. there in the evening to stop the
Williamson, who is disguised in clamor, and leaves his door
his warlike role by the fact that he locked.
s appelated Gustavus Galloway, III, This is obviously detrimental
and is a promising violin virtuoso, to the nerves of other ocupns
was the hero of the day. o i eeet tesmn
Six soldiers and a captain fell tOitetnlqaiyo i
prey to the mighty Williamson. It signvoc,btthsmye
is not known whether his musical ovrokdajeluy
ability played any part in his snc- AU ho av cntte
cess on the field of'battle.Ayrthsea,oevrage
Williamson, modestly enough, brwnovrtefcthte
murmurs only, "C'est la guerre." mahvettkeg .Coc
* * * * easpes aene
* Strings Attached****
Lester Piicher and Laura Lee *Haltth Cie
Greene, both of whom but re- We iknBl sue h
cently graced the University rb fofc fteCaispi
campus, gre now at work. Pull
ing strings Is an everyday af- it ti ek,ta ugs o
fair for the two erstwhile st ityu-haeme n sle
dents, who refuse to disclose aohrwrdsaigpolm
whether training at the Univer- roerlnghnterxy
sity has proved useful In this
phase of their vocations. *a*
They are employed by the *Hro sn
State Board of Health, and are
running a puppet show given JiHamnmotinbr
in all grammar schools of the adbe,hsnvrhls e
State. cm oehn facsoo
Miss Greene, when ques- lte
tioned, declined to state the Ancunlncun ut
amount of her weekly salary. amnditd noFlnhi
Evidently matrimony is not yet I h e or n pn
one of her objectives,.oetm ixn og.
* * * * og,tecasisadarn
* Pursuit of Happiness in letronwnnghe
Dave Freeman, a freshman from temdu fmsc
Glassy Mountain, three miles from Ti neld a ruh
Pickens, lists among his accomplish. oa n yth perneo
ments an aptitude for playing the Jug Shpad wows
jug. frhihelse ooti
Constantly in search of new fields sepn lc o h uiin
of aesthetic endeavour, Freeman JugShprdino,ow
was highly tempted when, landing ee,wtotmsclapei.
here late Monday night, he learned to.H a bevdsm
that a dance was being held in the dy ae nFn alaan
Wade Hampton,.itndwt vietdlgtt
Inquiring for directions, from a asmhnccnet
stranger on the campus, Freeman Pehpheolfrwsn
was directed to a local hotel rather aaeredtos
than to the worthy freshman dor- *,a
mitory.
Nonchalantly, the freshman en-*LokHmwr,Ec
tered the lobby and 'demanded at Fehe ar rfi n
the desk to be shown where theyJi yHakrjunedtthr
were having a dance,.oe nLnhugti ek
At last set right by a bevy ofen.ychugiistbeoed
hotel officials, Freeman pursued his I lotersigpaeo eti
pleasure under the more rigid su- sntro eabltr edn
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-nyt fo BYLI,NE,
By ALBERT EGGERTON
eI DOOD IT
The usual opening of any columnist's first effort is a statement of
policy. This is an ingenious device in which the columnist sets. forth
his aims and ideals in his first column and then prays that the readeTs
will lose the copy of the paper so they can't compare It with what he
later writes. So do me a favor and destroy this as soon as you have
read it, if you do.
Seriously, this column is intended to be a commentary on Carolina.
It won't be an expert observer's commeft because I'm just as much a
participant in Carolina as any student, but I hope it will be entertain
ing. It will sometimes be partisan because I can't help bavinj opinions
and expressing them. But everyone is going to get a square deal.
There'll be criticism here, and laurels when they are deserved, but it
will all be meant to build up rather than to tear down. That's what I
intend to do, so stick around and see what happens.
Got through that long winded* dibcourse all right, dis you? Fine.
Just drop me a line and I'll see what can be done to get you parallel
credit for it. But you can be thankful it only happens once a semester.
* * *
* EXPLANATIONS
Bill Tennent, who left school to take a government job, explaining
to friends that he "just couldn't stay away from Carolina." (I wonder
what he'll do when he graduates).
Charlie David, bookstore boss, explaining to a freshman that books
do not get here the same day they are ordered. (I wonder what he'll
tell them next week).
Canteen counterman explaining to a late customer that all they have
left is canned carrot juice, which is very healthful. (Customer insisting
that he isn't sick and besides, he wants a Dope).
Columnist explaining to irate boy friend that the remark made about
his girl was only in good clean fun, then later explaining to his friends
that he "bumped into a. door, no kiddin.'
* EVERY MAN A COMMANDO
Lazy muscles are getting the once over lightly these days as the Uni
versity peps up its physical training program to meet wartime needs.
The slogan is "every man a commando" or at least "every man the j
physical groundwork for a fighting man." Carolina is out to make.
men of her boys, that is all except seniors. It must be generally sup
posed that there is not much you can do for them.
Engineers whose most strenuous exercise was to plot a graph, glee
club members whose exercise was largely vocal, and journalism stu
dents getting round-shouldered over typewriters, all flock to the gym
to develop an imposing array of biceps and triceps. The gym class is
the modern manifestation of the old idea of the survival of the fittest,
but they want all of them to be the fittest.
* * *
* OPEN LETTER TO THE ADMINISTRATION
This is the posing of a transportation problem . . to wit, how to get
out to the stadium for home games. In former years there have always
been plenty of cars going out that way. With tires and gas rationed
the number will be much smaller. Would it be possible to get a special
bus to go from here to the stadium on the days when Carolina has 4
home gameT. I believe the bus company here in Columbia would co
operate . . .Think it over. * * *
* ANYTHING FOR A BYLINiV
It was an old saying around the Gamecock office that Eggerton would
do anything to get a byline. Any of you who have read this far can
well believe that. So when it came time for me to write a column I
decided to call it that. It's a pretty good descr_iption of the tripe that's
inthe column. But if you think you can stand anymore, call again next
A C P's Jay Richter Reports from Washington
EUROPE STRIKES BACK...
WASHINGTON--..(ACP)-chooI teachers in Nazi-occupied Europe
are showing marked inability to learn and teach the "philosophy" of
Hitler's New Order. This fact is made evident by articles' which re
cently appeared in the daily press of these countries and which hav jut'
reached Washington from private sources. aeJs
On the basis -of these reports teachers appear to be the most widely
persecuted professional group in the occupied countries. At the same
time the teachers seem to be the most persistent in their refusal to co
operate with occupation authorities and their own Quislings.
Officia tdecrees and news stories appearing in local newspapers from
Grec tNorway, and from eastern Poland to France reflect the
teachers' determined resistence to Nazi educational principles and school
Euro e l ad u nivesiti est have benhclo ed in an eff rtand stam p out
After continual strife between faculty leaders of the University of
BprselstondaNazi occpation uthorities in Belgium, the universityl a . ~
repord to h v ben co . Th russels newspaper Le Soir said that
"nients" at the university could have been avoided if its officials had
"better understood the intention of the military administration."/
Before the closing of the University of Brussels, stories in Belgian
papers disclosed that 20 university departments were without faculy
heads as a result of "retirements, deaths or other reasons." A Swdh
correspondent in Brussels reported the university had bee cloedibesh
cause its board had turned down a Nazi ultimatmttaen auosdtbe
to a committee from which its own president had betra ecluded.h iTey,
faculty members arrested at the time of the closin' eete aeto
a number of Brussels professors to be purged. nweeteaeto
Several Norwegian newspapers recently carried accounts of the m~.
prisonment of Rector Seip and sev,eral well-known professors of th *
theaarrest, wihou trial, of Norwegaund eopardiinge tei coulntr
In Yugoslavia, aS faculty members described as"freaor n
elements" were recently dismissed from the Universit eof onlryad ef
The press of the occupied countries also reported recently theureo
many professors in France and Luxembourg. These includ e Prfes of
angevin and other world-famous members of the Paris Academy of~