The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 01, 1942, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
Pounded January 30, 1906
ROERT ELLIOTT GONZALXS, Frst Editor
s se e attaer at the postogift at 0olumbia,
1941 Mebar 194
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HSW AGAIN
We are host to High School Week again this
year. Don't look askance at those younger
guys and gals you've been seeing around ever
since last Wednesday. They will be following
after you and swinging key-chains in the
Carolina manner before long.
... that is, if they are as smart about pick
ing a college as we were.
Carolina has no official connection with the
S. C. high school league which sponsors the
week of testing, but we have done and should
keep on doing a bang-up job as hosts.
In the same cryptic words used by former
editors, The Gamecock says, "Welcome, high
school students. Come back when you can
stay longer."
NO RACE ROT
There was no riot over Carolina political
races this year. Campaigns were as useless as
pretzels without beer.
The Gamecock doubts if the lack of interest
was a bad sign. As integral a part of Caro
lina life as elections are, most students begin
to ignore voting when they don't know whether
they'll be back next year or not . . . when of
ficers elected have no duties.
Less than one-third the eligible voters wvent
to ODK circle during the election weeks, only
once did the 01(1 machine turn out to pressure
a race.
If our way of government is to triumph in
the long run, we must certainly take an active
interest in its system . . . just as Nazi youth
are imbued with Nazi ideals. 'We will cer'
tainly make poor fighters if we take no inter
est iln the thing for which wve fight.
An old p)olitical quote is, "he people get no
better goverment than they dleserve.' The
Gamecockc regrets to think that tile slipshod
studKent government of the past is all that
Carolina deserves.
'We would rather say that students can't be
come very greatly interested in so futureless
jobs as canmpus p)olitical offices.
Now, of all times, it is squarely up to those
elected to see that political offices do become
useful; or stuident goverrnnent will continue to
die the death that this year's voting has fore
told.
BRITTAIN'S DELIGHT
Happiest hobby of D). B. Brittain, last
semester editor of The Gamecock, was writing
editorials about butter and the eminent rise
in prices at the campus mess hall.
War and rationing are finally forcing his
predictions to come true in part . . . tile readl
ing of the story about sugar rationing on page
one should be a true delight to Editor Brittain.
There will be no second helpings on the
Sugar, and Dietitian Ceilia P. Swecker warns
that there is every indication that coffee and
tea will be rationed, too.
Best reading of the week is not printed yet
...and that is that Miss Swecker has recom
mended to the University cafeteria committee
that prices for meals remain the same for neuxt
year.
GRIPE COMMITTEE
\ Colonel McKissick has appointed a large..
and from the list of officials, very effective com
mittee to study methods of publicizing the Uni
versity and attracting new students.
Which calls to mind The Gamecock's pet
worry about Carolina. There is no central
steerhj and clearing committee to see that.
the campus runs right.
We work hard to get the students here, but
have no central office or gripe committee to
which complaints or suggestions may go. Con
sequently, many students go away disappoint
ed. Many more go away with sound ideas that
have not been heard or tried.
A small, hard-hitting, authoratative commit
tee through which all campus activities could
be cleared and steered would take the loads
partially off the following over-worked profes
sors, administrators or students:
Business Manager Frank Taylor could be
freed of the job of scheduling campus events;
concentrate on money.
Dean John A. Chase could be freed of serv
ing as middleman between students and mar
shal's office; concentrate on his three official
jobs.
Dean F. W. Bradley could be freed of his
miscellaneous jobs relating to everything from
defense to contests for literary medals; concen
trate on student's problems and discipline.
Ten thousand cross-purposed and defunct
faculty committees could be abolished or reor
ganized, professors would not be committed
to death; could concentrate on academics.
Students could be freed of the thousands of
deniainds upon them for money . . . through a
central community chest supervised by the com
mittee; concentrate more on study and what
haveyou . . . knowing that the small complaints
are being quickly considered, and that there is
a central authority to cut red tape and stop
buck-)assinig.
Chief value of the steering committee would
be to act as a tratflic light. It would prevent
eveirything from happening at once. Two con
ventions, a dance, and seventeen meetings
would not occur on the same day.
Most inportant of all . . . conditions on the
campus would not reach a stage approximating
riot before action was taken . . . students would
have added faith that their needs were being
met . . . consequently, added faith in Carolina.
MAY IT WAVE
The flagpole has arrive.d.
We look for the new tennis courts to be fin
ished any (lay now.
When we got here three years and more ago
they were buying that flagpole. Eveni before
it was fashionable to be p)atriotic, KSK and
such wer~e collecting p)ennlies to buy that sev
enty-five foot hunmk of iron. If there are no
more hitches . . . and if the contractors can
get the thing vertical we will salute the Stars
and Stripes oni Monday of connencement
week.
Thie American Legion, and st.udents again
are kicking in for the flag, so wve can all look
with personal pride whien it first waves over
tihe old lower caimus.
(The Gamecock cannot help but wvonder how
the new pole will look p)ainted red when wve
beat Clemson again next yeamr.)
McKINNEY SEES IT
Prelude to the sudlden resignation last se
muester of Editor McKinney, was that hot let
ter-to-the-editor in The Gamecock which raised
no end of hell about the inadequate bath fa
cilities in old tenements.
Private McKinney, US Marine Corps, re
turned to the campus last week-end, found that
he had not lived in vain.
Tenements 1, 2, 3, 6 and 10 (McKinney's
former roose) are all sporting spiffy black and
white tile bathrooms. It is reported that Mc
Kinney took a triumphant shower.
Gamecock editor's exodus was not the only
reason for the improvement. KSK commit
tees hot-boxed the administration all semester.
Petitions were submitted by tenement occu
pants almost weekly.
Maybe we will come back next fall to find
eams abolished __ "t ayvs here."*
Campus Cal
FERSW
OPERA
TAIN
P-ACE
Letters To'l
Dear Editor:
The following is an editorial which
appeared in The Columbia Record of
Saturday, April 25, and which I
should like published as an open letter
to the Allocation Committee and stu
dents of the University as it demon
strates the good publicity value the
Seldon Society Year Book has for
the University:
"A Substantial Contribution."
"Occasionally there comes from a
university a book or a bulletin or an
article written by members of the fac
ulty or students which makes a dis
tinct contribution to the sum total
knowledge or to a clearer understand
ing and a keener appreciation of con
ditions in a modern society. It is
these occasional publications that dis
tinguish a university and set it apart
as an institution abundantly worthy
of public support and admiration.
"The 1942 year book of the Seldon
Society of the University of South
Carolina Law School is such a publi
cation. The two leading articles are:
"Inherent Sovereign Powers of the
Federal Government," by Arthur Mid
dleton Williams. Jr.. and "Annulment
of AMarriage in Soutth Carolina," by
Solomon Blatt, Jr., and Paul A. Sans
bury, Jr.
Theni followv three others of lesser
pretentions: "The Court of Ordinary"
b)y James WV. Guest ;"Contempt of
Court By Publication" by William L.
Rhodes, Jr. and Edward C. Cushmian,
Jr., and "\Vhat Constitutes Sufficient
D)elivery of a Gift in South Carolina"
by George F. Coleman and Isadore
S. B3ernstein. These represent an in
teresting and stimulating range of
subjcets.
"All of the articles were written
by students and all of thenm are of
uncommon quality. They represent
widle and1 careful readling, close atten
tion to pertinent facts, and analysis
andl comprehension of a high order.
They show scholarship that would do
credlit to men of more mature years.
"A refreshing andl heartening con
tribution is this 1942 year book of the
Seldon Society."
Yours very truly,
D)an ll enderson, co-edlitor,
the 1942 Seldon Society
YeCar Book.
(Eds. Note--An Air Corps Captain
writes to D)ean Bradley. I low the
war looks to a gradl.)
Air Corps Ferry Command
Hfamilton Field, California
April 17, 1942
Dear Dr. Bradley:
It has been a long time since I last
had the pleasure of seeing yotu andI
although I haven't written I've often
wondered how you are getting along.
I've arranged flights down to Colum
bia from time to time (duritng the last
year, but have had to cancel them be
cause I've been pretty busy. I've alsq
had to move around a great deal and
have bad little time for personal trips.
After I left Langley Field in Vir
* ginia I was stationed in Massachu
setts for a short while before being
transferred to the Air Corps Ferry
ing Command. I flew out of Wash
ington for several ny>nthus during
which time I ferried four-engined
bombers and mail to every continent
in the world and hadt nyn inter..et
Why Hill No!
By JIMMIE HILL
)AIRY DOZEN
A recent issue of the yellow sheet of the state, the Clemson Tiger,
of course, there was proudly displayed a number of what appeared
to be the Ritz staff, planning the ROTC's spring military maneuvers.
By way of explanation, an announcement below said that the games '
would be played just beyond "the dairy."
Of coursel Where else in that cow corps could they find to hold
war games?
Great strategical problems will probably be worked out. It's
probably a Clemson military secret. but I'll-bet the colonels of the
corps could tell you the correct strategical approach to a sow. (not
from the left!)
AHILE ON THAT SUBJECT
We looked over Judson Chapin's column in that same issue to find out
vhat he had to say. We surveyed it once; we surveyed it twice; . . . we
urveyed it thrice. We came to but one conclusion. It is an entire
:olumn long. It is titled "Much Ado About Nothing". The title is
tbsolutely correct.
DH, BY THE WAY
We're forgetting that we have visitors here at Carolina. Let us
take a few minutes to welcome the high school students who are par
ticipating in the contests here and have been doing so for the past
two days.
No kidding, we are really glad to have you., Your presence makes
it look as if cmr enrollment hasn't fallen off so much. Your satis
faction may mean that it won't.
AND SO
We suppose the orchids for this week should go to the students who
Nork in McCall's office, and to McCall, himself. Whether you know it
>r not, they will be swamped with correcting and grading all the papers
iubmitted during these high school contests. That little machine that
;o mysteriously picked out the guesses we made on our last exam will
>e humming at full force, and the staff of workers down there haven't
iad a decent quota of sleep or study since all this started.
But they're turning out the grades, so congrats.
KING'S ROW
Miss Mary King. of Columbia, as you doubtless noted, was se
lected as Miss Garnet and Black. Miss King also received the nomi
nation for best giggler in the University. Doubtless this is the great
est honor to come her way. Most anybody can be queen of some
thing or other sometime, but who would ever imagine that one would 4
really receive awards for one's intellectual accomplishments?
In passing, we might mention that Miss King rides a bicycle to
school rather frequently and takes abnormal psychology under Dr.
Morse.
This probably has nothing to do with the giggling. At least we
lievta giggled 0Ver yvoychluogy.
DRGAN GRIND
Inhabitants of tenements 6, 7, 9 and 10 are treated frequently now with
Music from the new organ.
What could be more soothing when you're boning for an exam to hear
the dulcet tones of a mighty pipe organ playing the Funeral March, or
something equally gruesome?
Personally, we become inspired every time the vibration shakes another,
picture down from the wall. ' t
THRU THE NIGHT * * * OR, ON AND ON
The latest production of the University Players was a success. It
was known as Through the Night, and it lived right up to its title.
Nevin Betts, who was in the audience on the fateful eve, left his
slide rule home, and couldn't stay awake. We left our home and
couldn't stay awake.
We want to compliment the Player's on their latest achievement in
the world of the theatre. Symbolism is occupying the Players at
tention. At least that must have been what happened when people
kept answering phones which never rang.
Maybe this is Fraud. Personally, we think it had something to do
with laziness or carelessness. Anyway, we got sick of this silly
way of doing. We never answer a phone unless it rings. This is
not an uncommon practice.
If this happens again, we're going to stop slipping in the side door
and seeing the damn things.
MUSCLIN' IN
With ED PATTERSON
Contrary to last week's writer I'm not going to mention miy name.
Southern fried bull . . . dleft:nutly . . . D)own the alphabet . . . A is for
awful . . . and Amy . . . but no connection between the twvo . . . The lat
ter is trying to hire a secretary to keep uip with the boy friends and
Vernon Sloan says he'll accept the job for nothing . . . Also for Albert,
Eggerton this time . . . who misses Wedlnesday nite makeups on the
paper to make up to little super dlupper Lalla Sullivan . . . B is for
Bartholow, Blouin and Bernardl Metz . . . In the ordler named Betty
wants to swap her Pontiac for an air pilane with the naval insignia at
tached . . . And we're beginning to b)elieve rumors that Harvey and Helen
have tied the knot on the sly . . . Then there is Bernie Metz . . . Several
wveeks ago this cornbr started something about a love affair of his which
to all ap)pearances now dloesn't appear to be true . . . And C is for
Citadel . . . and two of its big shots . . . Our sincerest bunch of onions to
Colonel McAllister and Cadet Captain Alex Grimsley who made several
Carolina, Clemson and P'. C. students welcome to their dances by throw
ing them out of the Spivak foot stomping downl there . . . If they are
true representatives of Citadel men then I'll take Allen-Benedict . . . D is
for don't a wvord often heard aroundl here but seldom listened to...
Something funny:
Dodlo:--Goin' tishin?
Bob L:-Yepl
Dodlo:--Got worms?
Blob L:-Yep, but I'm goin' anyway . . . Laff dernnlt
Wild Bill "Hickup" Wilson (the carbonatedl kid) did the most celebrat
ing of any successful candidate and mayor's race supporter . . . It's sad
but true that Garry Stevens, top notch vocalist found something around
this school to remember April by . . . We can't blame him for we like
little Muff ourselves . . . Bang . . . Bob McNair, the Santee swamp's
number one Casonova (the Santee swvamp)'s a big hole, just 12 miles away
from Lukes Crossroads) is still stalking Jo Robinson while little Walsh
seems to be doing all right with Harold Graham . . . In a couple of weeks
we might be able to say George Hoover and Janie Marlowe are that
way . . . but we've got to get rid of Edens and a few cadets first. . U
Congrats to the following: TIhe gals who sell defense stamps outside the
canteen . . . It's swell to see them do their part so industrially . ..To
Sonny Patterson for getting two enviable dates in a row . . . and to
Charley Spivak who showed Carolina students that by investing a little
money we can enjoy real swell dances with big time bands.
That's all for now . . . don't let the social season get yu down for
exams are just a few weeks off . . . Eat your Wheaties (plug) so you
can be a great big strong person and therefore be better able to stand
fiera
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ng experiences. Due to the neces
ary secrecy I cannot state what my
issignment is at this time, but I am
till making trans-oceanic flights in
ur heaviest type of equipment and
Injoying my work thoroughly except
or the fact that I am separated from
ny wife and little girl (who is now
wenty months of age) most of the
ime. So far I've escaped any seri
ui misfortune although I have been
ired upon and am quite proud of our
)rganization which has the excellent
record of losing only two planes and
>ne crew over a period of ten months
luring which our operations were
bvorld-wide. There is no question in
ny mind that the men of America
an meet any foe on at least equal
erms if they are only supplied with
he necessary machines and leader
;hip. The morale of the Army is
ood, but could be improved if the
p)eople of the country could become
thoroughly angry with the Japanese
ind Germans and feel a genuine hate
for those nationalities. That is the
job of our propaganda agency and so
far they seem to have failed to arouse
the average American sufficiently.
All in all, however, I feel confident
that we shall win this war for exist
ence if Americans wvill only abandon
:heir complacency and comprehend the
seriousness of the situation.
I trust that you and all of your fam
ily are well and ask you to remember
me to them. Also tell anyone I know
at the University hello for me, please.
WVrite to me sometime soon if you
1find the opportunity andl let me knowv
how you are getting along and if you
received the card I mailed you from
Belem, Brazil.
With my very best wishes for your
health and happiness, I am
Cordially yours,
Ted Clinkscales.
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