The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 13, 1942, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
Founded January 80s. 10
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editc
tered as eond-clam amatter at the potoffice at Colu1
I. C.. Nov. 30. 1M.
1941 Member 1942
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Frank K. Sloan................................................Ed
0. 0. Artall. Jr..................................Business Mans
Robert E. Quinn....................................Managing Ed
EDITORIAL STAFF
Donald G. Merrick......................................Sports Ed
Albert 8. Eggerton......................................News Ed
Dons Nash......................................... Coed Edi
bristtne Cannon...............................ociety Ed
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Leonard Turnbull Pitkin Bell oordon 11111
Donald Law Nancy Padgett Arthur Roberts
STAFF WRITERS
Jimmy Hill Margaret Jones Kate Smoot
Sloan Hungerpillar Buster Coleman Othnell Weinges
Sarah Flinn Connie Morton Red Ballantne
Howard Lindsay Morris Mazursky Bill Timmons
Virginia Trapp
David Brockington ............................Circulation Mans
Ray Parrott ......................................Exchange Edt
BUSINESS STAFF
Sin Brooks Ken Sallenger
A Few Light Remarks
Again we read a reminder to turn off u
used lights. Again we say that's a good id,
And again the lights stay on.
It seemis requisite now to call on the war f
everything that is accomplished. But that
what we are saving the juice for.
It's going to be hard on the glass when wi
dows are broken and the lights put out wi
bricks . . . by air raid vigilantes (self-a
pointed).
Turn 'em off. Let's slap a Jap with eve
watt.
Discussion Discussion
Discussing discussion was very disgustil
this week to some of the professors who v<
tnteered to lead the war discussion groups.
For some profs the attendance was good, f
others punk.
It may have been the prof. The Ganmeco
doubts it.
One said he would use this to find o
whether the average student really wa li-te
ested in current topics, or just using the nieN
discussions in class to circuninavigate t
rough waters of knowledge.
Whatever tihe findings, they've got uIs de;
to tihe rights. We have to p)rove that we real
were interestedl in news or th1ey'll take 1)a
the good opinion all buiilt upj for miidsemlest
grades. Or we have to attend the mleetin
for the sake of discussion itself . . . which
tihe general idea.
Dance We Shall
TIhe test case5 has come and1( gone.
The decision: We shll dance.
TIhe losers: Faclty (chaperons. who) will 4
uIp to ungodly hours; and adml)iniister~ coIunltI
fish-fisted hiandshakes.
Tihe winnlers: Stuidents, who will '4av i
to unlgod!y hiours aind receive ulntles.s Ii.s
f isted ha1 nd1sha kes.
Also ran The ( CDI, whoi( h)ooted m1onu
wvith danices bult lost tile eni-h thallt could h.a
beenI spent oil biond..
What Again?
Yes, igaiin. Let's dlispense W ithI examils.
TIhis is no time for fiddlling around. Neith
is it tihe time for rash daii unwvise act ion.
Buit it is the time for some changes in o
pondierouis and stlubling exam andl degreei
quliremient systems.
IIow abIoult a stuldent-faculty committee wi
sense in its head, action in its soul (and sole
to get together and strip) our decks for ac0ti
The (lecks are so coveredl with redl tap)e a:
antiques in varying stages of uselessness, tii
some doubt if we have any deck left.
Which boils down to . . . Ain't we or are
going to get something (lone besides edlitor]
writing?
Fraternal Order
Probably the world's champion death-ra
tiers are the members of the Interfraternit
council. They have been lingering in indefini
stages of rigor miortis since the day fratern
ties were moved to the campus from their toN
houses.
Finally somebody is threatening to admil
ister a shot of adrenlin . . . a bunch of the go<
brothers are circulating a petition to strength
the voice of the group and to see that the fr
ternities and sororities become a real force f
J)lshing Carolina ahead.
t*r The Gamecock is for it.
ffer
tor It's time the fraternities quit squabblir
among themselves and the faculty . . . and g
trsomething conlstrucltive donle.
tor
tor
On Dead Pans
Again we are entertaining high school st
dentts.
Welcome studients. We are glad you are he
an(] hope volu will coie back . . to stay.
tor i t
It's a great J'Aace, even if you are being su
jected to ten lectures a day and can't get
good idea of what the school is really like.
If you show 111) again on May day, you m
see what we really mean when we say, "theri
n- no place like it."
a. All of which means that. -there are grei
plans in tile offing.
L)r
Close To Us
"- ie way to a man's heart is through I
th stomach, the old adage says . . with a sort.
I- bypath thlrough his pocketbook.
So student stomachs and pocketbooks a
Lry both affected strongly by the latest news froi
Steward's lall, student cafeteria.
All year we've been waiting for the pric
to go up or the food to go down in quality
neither has happened. Everybody is full
both in stomach and pocketbook. Everybody
Ig happy.
Orchids to D1ietician Swecker . . and tl
little brunette who dishes up the beans to tl
line on the right.
Principle Only
at After years of struggling along with a hal
hearted minority of honor code signers, Cam
lina is finally back to an Honor Principle
v and away from a code.
eanimous faculty action Wednesday c
dlorsedl tihe student honmor council's new syste
1(d for oper'tation of tihe Princip)le, and( we are ha<
iv onI the right foot at last.
-k Th'le system RnO loniger dlependls on a few hu
rdedtuetpldigto rep)ort dlishlontC
InRstead, the honor of the Uiversity becom
the persomnal possess5ion1 and1 ob)ligationi of eve:
WVhat (1o we halve?
Ilonmor is ani ac'tiv old1( ghost onice mRore. Tr
stud(enmt has pledged hiis pe(rsonlal honor. The fj
uly is solid hehind( it, withI failth in every st
dlent instea'ld of a few.
Best of all the Hlonor Principle is sometii
we c'an btoatst abiouit and( ~paise to othier schlo
. . .as Vi rginliai amnd 'NC and1( W&L do.0. . inste,
sof a half1-hieartedl, halft-stupported subst itutte f
the plersonal coopernationi of eve'ry mani a.
woman of (Ca rolina.
Ti lhte (Gamieock gives thaniks thait honor
h- unot to be forgotten'R ill a world of chaos.
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Front And Center
Whlat with spr*ing aRnd hlns, aRId butddi<
and1( birieR1is aill 'otminig out of w intet <ptlirte
(Caroliina campul)Rs bieginis to loo1k like lookin'.
With ilnture' (loing hier best anId the co-c
add ingi generally to the situtiioni, ourn incampRi
is on S oRI f the most beutini ful in the Amnerica.
So we all go out and1 stretc'h our' weary 1h0n
on the grass . . . b)ringinig with us some of t
Sumuisty air from inside. IBut the sunt soon fix
-R ti p and1( all the 01(1 winter fe'eliing is gone.
liut thetre is one thing wXe can't get ridl of1
h the4'1 subth met'tthod, and1 that is our1 habit
s) nu king atny lac(e we liv'e in look like a wa.
I. haske't. Siun camn't meilt that habihit awuay.
bIult ai little thought abhott it ('an.
atSo, wh'len we cre out of our winter Ia
't this year let's leave the trash and waste pap
behind.
ve Who wanits to sleep through a history qum
ali and( thenm have had dIreams because lhe is slee
ing on a pile of old (lisumtrm1 onne anyw.ay?
CAME THE SPRING
-The National Defense Effort
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*Question-of-Week
What's the first thing you'd do if you heard Jap bomber
is planes over Columbia?
f Georgia Warren, Junior-I'd take advantage of the blacli
out.
Oe carl Baskin, Senior-Well, since they usually come over be
u fore daybreak I wouldn't be up, and therefore I wouldn't do
anything until they started laying eggs. Then it might be too
Ls late.
Walter Taylor, 1 Law-I'd run to turn on all the lights in the
law library.
Is
Mildred Brown, Sophomore-I'd try not to go to pieces.
10 Harvey Atwili, Freshman-I'd run like li-for the nearest
le exit.
Rut Osborne, Jr., Freshman-I'd dash down to Sims during
the blackout and-well, help in operations down there.
Bill Bray, Senior-I'd estimate their objective, and establish
a line of motion 180 degrees out of phase with theirs, PDQ.
Dr. Babcock-I'Fl dismiss my classes and squall for Alice (my
0 wife).
- Ansley Ketchin, Sophomre-I'd hide under the bed and put
the pillow over my head.
n- Suzanne Wilson, Senior--I'd go out to thme hospital and work
m as a numrses' aidl.
EGOOewoeeeal
Oine hmourte te na
B-Before dawn \ihalvl og
v. The worldl is h1ushed(, still.Mokgbrdugatn
.y. Lying on the sandlAdtenx iteps
*I knowThtdrstcip
There is niothing beyond the fringe Vlflowttgy
of light. Wt ayabr)
lhe D)eath
Hate--l nc hm~idn
LC Iove--fralo
ni- Life-- il eato
Do not exist outside myself. Sogbrsup
The world--BBQIN
Thefl universe
id The conglomerate whole is APE' ER
orr 1(1
SPRINGWhntewihofdrnskls
SSpring is here tefoes
Aint that nice?Whnlaegovodaddi
Grass is green Teei oehn htge u
And it's cold as ice. (n vrwee
But, ahm, the birds Iteso fgen
Sing out in beauty.Anthruoitcngutlal
TErust those souls snwaa.
'~" To (10 theire(lihey.maLBRTHIn
LetnrsTohe nEitepsto
l)ar Editor: pusha veres ntioy anirp ntdob
Our colege ampuswas dcla l ol that igfeuey rmre
Wity hare .Badnentoal upnay viitr toouurp.rsty
te to it. grasse wisll tos notiebenh
The oter (la I waswalkin b)ick wlsoup.addontob
acrssthecapuswih aprfesorWaled con. Linds wlkon tew.
who rmarke on te gretnumer eI te wialht orthnest ail
rs ~bi*keiil~otle otithegrol:i( lte effor,beivwecnkp
er Thse bttle were(loU)tl Wheou leavs tre toldh additions
by iulet hocoldnt inshT ere s mtinel thtyosou
cok o coclae il i te An Ids,Amds 0.i YOUNGi,a
teen, ut drnk iton th waylo Cre sponofgecre o
class.Such dbris mkes ou cam- apam.gm apa
Why Hill No!
By JIMMIE HILL
SOMETHING GOOD GOES ON
The bouquet-throwing for this week turns to another organiza
tion of much work, and little mention. The Student-Faculty rela
tions groups have spent as much time on their many problems as
many another more publicized bunch, and are really coming out with
the results. Witness the new allocations, the faculty-student parties
in Flynn, the better chapel programs, and many other projects done
or in the process. And it definitely ain't no crip!
CHARGE OF THE LIGHT CRUSADE
KSK has begun another defense drive. This one is to reduce electrical
waste by turning out unnecessary lights. A very good idea, and one
that will be hcartily backed by Harold L. Ickes among others, I don't
doubt. But possibly our eagerness to corporate in defense has led to
this waste. Going on War Time earlier this year has made many pro
fessors cut on lights for early classes, and we don't have late classes,
so there's waste there. Just guesswork on this, but we may have to
sacrifice our reputation and hold classes an hour later to really aid the
victory.
WE'RE STILL WAITING
For the black-out that is supposed to be tested in Columbia. For
weeks now we've heard rumors of a black-out, explanations that we
are near the coast, therefore vulnerable, so should practice one, and
we even heard the sirens being tested, but no blackout. Of course, I
know the boys over in Tenement 27 have about three a night as
fuses blow out, but it would be quite a novelty to the rest of us.
Besides, it would let us know we ar? in a war.
LeRoy (of course), said surprisingly, "Huh, well' I guess I'll go
down ter thuh lobby uv wun uv thuh wimin's bildings whinever we
has th'et blackdown." 0
One at a time, girls, one at a time!
HOW.DID THESE HAPPEN? -
Rummaging around among USC's regulations, it is interesting to no
tice the following possibilities:
If you are sick with pneumonia, you have to get up and go out in
the weather, even if it's raining, and get to the infirmary before you
get excusedl from your classes.
If you (lie in your own room, you get cut out of classI!
At Wade Hampton dormitory, there is a rule prohibiting the playing
of the piano after 8 p. i., but the new record player there sends out jive
until all hours of the night. And it doesn't seem to disturb anybody!
All juniors and seniors with B averages are supposed to get voluntary
class attendance,, but there is a little hidden rule that makes it possible
for:
(a) A junior wlo "busted" out of school first semester, and had to
petition for re-admittance, iay keep his voluntary attendance.
(b) Many juniors and seniorz with B averages or better cannot get
voluntary attendance.
Above can be proven. Disgustin' isn't it?
Co-eds iay get late keys at the dormitories on any night except Sun
(lay night. WVhy??
POST MORTEM
The play, "Gammer Gurton's Needle," has long been publicized
as one of the oldest English plays that has survived through the
ages.
Its life was threatened by a production here last night.
It still lives.
Amazing?
TO BEACH OR NOT TO BEACHCOMBER
That has been the question in the last tw o Letters to the Editor. For
two wveeks, I readl radically divergnt view% on the nroner length ofa
male'shead of hair. Neither of them attemlptedl to state liow lonig one's
hair should be, but yc t ap)parently (disagreed with each other violently.
"A plague o' both your houses," as the immortal bard of the Avon
would have put it, or, as more universally recognizedl lingo has it--NUTS.
What's the sense in arguing such a question. It's all a matter of opin
ion. \Ve can find good points on both sides of the controversy
T here is a good argument for the short, or stubbhoe-length variety of
cover:ng. Such a growth is dlefinitely desirable in this March wvind, as
it does not lose its shane. if it can he saihI to have ne.
On the other hand, there are many advantages to be derived from
the overgrown, or beachcomber, type mop. Look at Lady Godiva!!
Each man to his own taste. We still look like dlopes. Maybe the
wvhole thing wvas started by a disgruntled b)arb)er.
MUSCLIN' IN
With ED PATTERSON
(Patterson Note: TIhe usual purveyor of patter for this space re
ins fon wie iactive list this week and two Carolina darkhorses penned1
Observations of An Anonymous Gu"-' 'el'umnist
If our chatter sounds dlizzy it's because w, just emerged from the
Chase to McKissick to Bradley to Chase to McKissick combination
seeking a fifty cent refund . . . The Marshal's office staff should be
added.to the faculty of the Law School teaching a course in techni
Question of the week-W'hy (10 some studlents think the stone slabs
b)y F linn Hall are tombstones?
o ve:nent of the Week--To raise a fund to sendl Jake Speers back
Prize boner of the week-Sol Blatt and Square Ariail in the Citadel
semior no-break andl grand march . . . What ramrods.
Things we never knew till now . . . and still don't know ...That the
boo0k store can prove it is a leon-profit organization--to the satisfaction
of the book store and Patty Breeden . . . That all our student activities
are so well financedl that we can afford to cut the activities fee
'That the edlitor of the annual has time to be chairman of thie honor
council and president of K SK wvhile many more irons lie iin the fire...
More Observations
The Student Union room is where half the campus sits on the other
half's lap ...nice Bunny Vermont has become ''her til Rhamebo,'' his
place as possessor of most oft trampled heart in the state has fallen
to Columnist Patterson . . . 1
Song of the Week-Bobe Sideman singing "I'll Never Smile Again"'
...until I get my teeth...
Plug of the Week-To Jack Crawford and Frankie DeMars for
carrying on intramural ath'letics which wouldl have dlied from lack of
funds andl equip)ment.
Mary D)ana really gets around despite her Pearce-omania
D)oc Wells has squieezed himself out of a co-ed's affections...
Scene on the Campus-"The Gruesome Twosome"-B1obbly "P'igfeet"
Lumpkin and Charlie "Toothpick" Holme.