The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 06, 1942, Page Page Four, Image 4
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Sis Brooks Ren Sallenger
Action, Not Attitude
We've sat around and heard all of this bunk
we're willing to listen to. The next person that
asks us "what is wrong with the student atti
tude?" or "how can we make the student un
derstand the importance of this crisis?" is go
ing to be subjected to some very uncomplimen
tary remarks concerning his immediate progen
itors.
There has been, and will be, no question in
the mind of the st.udent as to his part in this
war or the vital importance of the war. We
havi yet to hear of any Carolina man refusing
to do his part and most are eager to get this
business of fighting done.
We said get the fighting done . . . not "adopt
the correct attitude."
If all these government agencies, survey or
ganizations and fellow newsmen who write us
every day about the bolstering of morale and
"awakaning the people" would stop long
enough to listen to the talk of the student on
the campus and the man on the street he'd
find out the same thing we have.
We don't want attitudes. We want action.
The trouble isn't with the people . . . they're
mad as the devil and are getting madder.
The trouble is with the birds that are worry
ing about whether the people are worrying
enough ... instead of seeing that something
happens to the Japs besides good luck.
Let's quit running around like animated tab
* ulatin gmachines "feeling pulses," "polling
opinionas," "measuring attitudes," and "laying
groundwork." Let the fighting men get down
to fighting, let the civilian get down to doing
his production and civil defense job. Let's get
the ball rolling instead of "investigating to
ascertain whether or not the civilian morale is
in a suitable condition" to allow the ball to
roll.
Morale is a matter of every man doing his
job and knowing he is accomplishing some
thing. It is not a matter of having the "right
attitude" about losing his shirt.
...and let's begin by conserving the mil
lions of tons of paper wasted every day by
cross-purposed government agencies and civil
ian groups who are "viewing with alarm" in
stead of alarming the Axis.
Exams-No. 3
Purposefully strong last week were the
Gamecock's statements concerning the attitude
of the faculty toward action in general. That
they were justifiably strong statements the
Gamecock still maintains after a week of re
proach and censure.
We got the desired results . . . more faculty
members are taking the trouble to argue with
us over the importance of exams. And what is
more important . .. arguing with themselves.
Our stand that the faculty was adopting a
lackidasical position was not fancy, but a di
rect quote from one faculty member and a
parody on two more who said that faculty ac
tion was usually nullified by politics or some
thing and, therefore, useless.
We hope for some faculty replies to our
stand on examinations. Not the "don't quote
me" reply, but something the professor is will
ing to back up.
We stick our necks out every week in de
fense of the student view. Come on, profs, de
fend your arguments on public ground. Maybe
we'll get something done before you have time
-* to stop and deplore the futility of it all.
Exams-No. 4
For the first'time since the regiMne of icono
clast Coit Hendley faculty members (nearly a
telephone booth full) are reading the Game
cock editorial page . . . some to flatter, some
to splatter us for our arguments against hav
ing final exams.
Most of their contentions have been ade
quately answered in past editorials on the
exam question, but we have finally found one
really valid argument for them. An argument
other than the convenience of exams to lazy
professors, that is.
This stand is that many courses will suffer
if there is no final comprehensive review of
the work covered during the semester.
The same pair of profs who put forth the
argument furnished us the answer to it, un
wittingly.
The answer:
If it is a review that is needed, let's have a
review . . . not a mad marathon against lost
time. These two prAfessors said that they did
not emphasize the grade made on the exam but
merely used it to ascertain the student's general
knowledge of the course.
If the grade is not to be of great value, why
then can't a well-constructed hour quiz on gen
eral review ... not on insignificant and quIckly
forgotten detail . . . be given toward the end
of the course? The time of administration
would depend upon how ably and completely
the professor had taught his course.
Shall We Dance?
Not yet broken into print, but a subject of
violent controversy on the campus is the mat
ter of having formal dances this spring.
Nothing is definite yet and everyone con
cerned ... which is everyone . . . is awaiting
the test case which will come with the formals
slated for next week and the week after.
Thu very sensible suggesLion has been made
by some of the administration brass hats that
the money usually spent on formals be turned
to the purchase of defense bonds. Less merri
ment and more concentration on war, in other
words.
But the groups who have been looking for
ward for two years to their turn at having a
dance don't like the horse chosen for them to
ride.
Thleir argument is just as sensible as that put
forth by the brass hats. They point at the un
impaired social activity elsewhere in the nia
tion, at the deferment from war duty of those
who furnish entertainment, and at the em
phasis the government is placing on the im
portance of morale-building recreation.
The average student hints that it isn't bonds
or bullets that the moguls are thinking about,
but the excellence of the opportunity to crimp
the social life of the campus, which has been
so greatly exaggerated by Carolina's oppo
nents.
Whether the thing blows over, like many
March winds, or turns out to be a battle royal
remains to be seen. But it is a good topic ol
conversation ..,. and there is plenty of convers
ing about it.
Found Wanting
Carolina students have pulled anothei
boner. Library officials are about to decid<
that we don't know from nothin'...
Thinking that we had grown up enough t<
be given a few privileges, University of ficiab
planned to operate the new library under
system that would give the student every ad
vantage and ease in using the books and maga.
zmnes.
What happens? They put the periodical
out in easy reach on the shelves, doing away
with the old signing out system, and the stu
dents proceed gaily to "swipe" and mutilati
them.
You may say to yourself "we really didn'1
mean any harm." But those words don't mear
cash and they don't mean responsibility.
...And we haven't got the cash to buy thi
periodicals which are almost impossible to re
place because of the war. And we better havi
the responsibility or we'll lose our library priv
ilaee and be trated as weact . .like kids.
-AND SO TO.BEDROCK
-We Get A Big Appropriation
*Question-of-Week
What is your opinion of the idea advanced not to have any
final exams but weekly quizzes in their place?
Glyn Stanton, Junior-I'm all for having more tests every
week and no final exams.
Mary Henry, Senior-I- thetests are assigned and if they
nren't too much like exams I'm for them.
Alice Glominski, Junior - I'm in favor of more weekly
quizzes and no finals, because students cram for exams and
then forget everything the day after and the courses don't ac
complish anything that way. If we had weekly quizzes we'd
really study and learn much more. The Voice of Experience
speaking.
Dick Cathcart, Freshman-Finai exams give an idea of
what we've learned for the year, but also that wvhich we 'ye
studied for one week.
Murrel Smith, Junior-Exams scare us to death and we
can't do our best work wvhen we're under a nervous strain. I'm
in favor of dloing awvay with final exams.
Bill Crane, Sophomore-There's not as much to remember
for weekly qjuizzes as there is for finals. Finals aren't just,
anywvay, because so many students do a semester's work in one
night, just before the exams.
Letters To The Editor
Dear Mr. Editor: dmigo ahosopsn u
I am writing you this letter in re-mawefrisabsin.Tec
ply to a letter sent you in the re-dengofpeaigstlsb
cent past by a person whom I can- cueo esnlrsnmn n
not help but believe to be the mostbisdenmntywapdpc
unscrupulous inhumanitarian that mn fhmnt sa ncuu
ever despised-even the "hair on a satckonblhunedav
person's head." os
For time in memorial these mys- Tecodtnofhmn"wa
terious mortals called human beings fOSsocneedb"M.Hi
have worshipped their common her-Hae"iantngbtmpcial
itage "La Physique." They admired I a a ohi,wa ol
and studlied with pride this instru-heacsisnmesogtigi?
ment designed for earthly expres-Ifamnhdohirflegh
sion of their ipner beings. wa ol epl oso i
It was early learned that this in-ane? fthrwre otic
strument was not entirely auto-blneof"exlewrsdiict
matic, that it must among othertopraevihhefnrtpshw
things be fed three times a day, andcolondelpawrmhfi
that its toenails be trimmed three tletb cacigfrrmni
times a month. Some of these be- cmiain,wa ol efn
ings, however, believed in a four oesidfrputnth"wd
times a month trim and were just adri"i htacnlmrto
as well off. As a result of this earlyofslcuslie.
revolt against convention various Iheeinobtrcuinngf
styles of condition developed forthsclfoabowntehad
everything from toenails to earlobes wehri efo ote lc
and lips,.ak rrligpn
Objections soon began to develop Cocuigtsy,Iwldik
and rightly so. Long earlobes t eid"r edSae"ta
tickled the neck, and the stretched tems agru lgti hc
lips developed by certain savagesonculbeithtfhango
put a toothache too far out of man's sulcsinadhvn niiae
- reach to be properly attended,. hs o otnt niiul h
Even today various dissenters tohae
certain modes of bodily condition
ing exists; both practical minded "h a ne
criticsand skaticwmrons.ehicon besnThe con-ed.
Why Uil No!
By JIMMIE HILL
LIBEL AND OLD LACE
For years, we at Carolina have been striving to build up the
name of the state's university. During this time, we have encouraged
our students to act In such a manner as to be an asset to this school's
reputation, and have conscienclously sought to discourage talk of a
detrimental nature about Carolina over the state.
BUT, recently one of the high ranking officer of Winthrop took
it upon herself to make the statement that, "No nice girl goes to
Carolina."
I, of course, do not know the extent of her knowledge about
conditions here. I do know, however, that it must be very limited
indeed. I have been here for a couple of years. She has not been
here at all. I say that she is wrong. If she cares to challenge my
stand, she may write to me any knowledge she may have about our
school, and I personally will tear it to smithereens in this column.
We have, in my estimation,, the finest girls in the world here
at Carolina, and it fills me with a righteous anger t hear of some
one with a limited, if any, knowledge seek to say o erwise.
PLUG FOR THIS WEEK
Goes to one of the hardest working and least publicized groups on
the campus, Chri4topherson's Drama For Defense boys and girls. They
work likc heck to present some entertaining plays to the -boys out at
Fort Jackson, and according to reports from the soldiers, the players
are more appreciated by their army audiences than by Carolina's meager
turn-outs. For Victory, Keep 'Em Smilin'.
FROSH FROLIC
Ah, the Barn Dance! At last it happened, and it was plenty
good. After listening to Paul Mims groan over committees that
didn't function, and -other regular troubles of dance promoting, I
rather expected a flop. But it was plenty good. The costumes, if
they were such, kept enough amusement going without the set-up
shotgun wedding of a couple of upperclassmen as was originally
planned.
Said Mims, "I haven't had time to dance but two numbers."
Said Charlie Beber, "These dopes don't even know how to
Square Dance."
Said Appie Speed, "Hello, Goodbye, I enjoyed it; Hello, So
Long," and so on into the night.
But said LeRoy, the freshman, "Boy, oh boy, did I have a good
timel Garsh, it were the fust time I cud ware my own gyarments
end feel perfectly et home. Hit were a shame thet the rest uv them
fellers end gals cudden't square dance, but, heck, I hed fun, ennyway.
Sumbuddy seen me in my new Sundie-go-ter meetin' glad rags, end
tole me thet I looked jist like a raglar farm hand. Huh, guess he
diden know I wuz."
WHAT, NO BLOODHOUNDS?
"But gitten tuh anudder subjict fer a mimit," LeRoy continued, "I
shore were shook in my shooz to'other day. I were walkin' along jist
thinkin' erbout how much diet feller Sargint York reminded me uv me
whin all uv a suddin, I luked up end to my amaz'mint I seen sumboddie
whut luked jist like my ole man. Now everrybudy up in my neck uv
the woods knows thet Pa won't be out uv the chain gang 'till cum nex
May, end thet wuz whut maid this here feller see su much like him.
"He were waring a strip-ed sute thet luked jist like whut they give
Pa whin they tuk him tuh the gang. I done my best tuh git him tuh
hide er else he were shore tuh git caut by the law, but he said hit were
all rite. He said hiz' name were Waddy Hill, end thet he were gittin
into some Delta Sigma Pi, whut don't seem tuh be like none uv the
pies whut Ma cin bake up ter home, but I guess hit were all right 'cauz
he said hit were."
CONSOLATION
The sad plight of students fortunate enough to have cars. here
at the campus since the tire curtailment has really touched my heart
strings. I can however, offer the following consolina advice. In the
words of the immortal Haroldlickes, sage of current day affairs,
"Wrap a Rope Around Your Rims and Roll!"
MUSCLIN' IN
With ED PATTERSON
(Ed. Note: Ed Patterson, who usually occupies this space takes a
back seat this issue in favor of two competent subs, Milwee Goldschmidt
and Rut Osborne).
Today we take our pen In hand
Why in the world we can't understand.
We guess it's because we want you to know
The scandal that goes on from door to door.
But here's one thing you mustn't forget
We'd not hurt your feelings, no, not on a bet
So now to get ready and up to the bat
To pinch-hit for dear ole Muscle-bound "Pat."
We hear that those trips to Clemson are an absolute necessity, also
the ruination of man...
Speaking of "Cow College" (if we must) we are informed by a very
reliable source that C. Humbert, May Queen of 1945, left her milkman
at eight Sunday morning, dined at one with a future minister from Clin
ton, then in walked her tin soldier from Charleston, who stayed until
Taps. Where does the Gamecock man of the hour come in?
Note to Jimmy Gibbes: "Dopey" has to be taken in larger doses
from now on. Try It sometime .. .
Frampton Toole breaks date record with Frances Griffin-the
second this year ...
Trade-in-on-one sport-model, "LoVe"-ly, black convertible with chrom
ium-plated initials J. B. M.-Wanted: One red roadster, license num
ber, Jo. R.-Allendale. See Oteeeeenncen Weinnnnnnneeee.
The campus benches and Sorority and Lobby sofas are not the only
assets at Carolina. We think "Dink" Gaines and her desparation (I mean
deputation) groups are doing a wonderful job in winning friends and
future students for USC...
And while we're passing out bouquets throw one to Paul Mims,
freshman prexy, for that wonderful barn dance. It was so good that
even Big Red Alken and Mouse Halsell got together and hepped It
up . .. by the way, they're good too . .. We must say those barn
yard costumes made It look just like a Clemson affair.
One more and we'll quit this stuff. This one's to "yelling" Dick Young,
"The Last of the Cheerleaders." Thanks a lot for all of the basketball #
yells . . . the team really deserved them.
Scene-"Squat," Sol, Steadman, "Square."
When Knights and Ladies were on stage
They used to dance like this.
But in our modern day and time.A
Wedanceupcloselikethis.
We are, we aren't, we think we are, we don'tthnweil,e
are not, we are too. Yes you guessed It. It's the K ' none
ment about their formal . ..