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C. C. ARIAZ- JR. . - - Busine Manage
EDITORIAL STAFF
Frank K. Sloan .................................... Managing Edit
Gordon HI, Jr...................................~ E0)It
Mary lVaneee Polk................................ed "t(
Nancy -Padgett..................................... ..Society Edit
STAFF WRITERS
Pitkin Deli Doris Nash Morris Wazursky
Jimmy Hill Leonard Turnbull Bob Quinn
Albert ftwerton John'Nash Donald Law
Don Merrick Sarah Flinn Christine Cannon
Sloi Hungerpiler Howard Lindsay Kate Smoot
,orinne -Levy Margaret Jones Helen Oantey
David Brockington ............................Circulation Manai
,Ray Parrott .......................................Exchange Edit
BUSINESS STAFF
Henry Herlot Margaret Rose Starnell Beryl Kerm
An Old, Old Story
Freshmen ;Who;plunked the dollar on th
proverbial plank to enter the learned fellow
ship of a literary society in September are bc
ginning to realize their loss. They also ar
beginning to wonder if a necktie wouldn't hav
been more serviceable than membership in
literary society at Carolina.
Both the Euphradian and the Clariosophi
societies have degenerated from the old stan
dards. Their Greek nonenclatures is all tha
is left of 'these traditional citadels of orator
and politics. To speak tritely, they have fallei
into a sort of innocuous desuetude. Gentl;
they sleep from election to election. . . .
The men's literary societies at the Univer
sity were founded in 1806, and both have en
joyed long and' glorious histories until th
present. On the age-yellowed rolls of botl
organizations may be found such names a
John C. Calhoun, Wade Hampton, Charle
Pinckney, and James L. Petigru. But thos
were the ante-bellum days. . .
Today the Clariosophic and Euphradiai
societies discuss mainly one topic: politics
Apparently they have divorced themselve
from anything that might be called "literary.
Polities is 11 right, but alone is not enougl
to justify the existence of the societies.
Probably what both groups need is new an(
morebrans.Colrfulgens l!!etheclaric
sophie's "Silver Tongue" Diincan and the En
phradian's Stokes Davis injected life into th
meetings and provided the members with de
bates that were real debates.
The Gamecock believes that both the Clario
sophic and the Euphradian societies would di
roaring days when many students packed mnor
punch in their speech than the boxing tean
in its gloves.
'Alibi' Is The Word
Last week, before the Armageddon of Au
burn, the Clemson Tiger said in its editoria
column: "Bowi talkers over the south hay
been sitting up nights beating the tom toms fo
Q lemnson. This talk and ballyhoo has not bee1
going out from Clemson. ..
You big bad sportswriters shouldn't do suci
things to Clemson. Of course, Tigertow:
never mentioned the word "Bowl."
But just the same, if Clemson had receive<
a bowl bid The Tiger and Drum Beater Slher
man wvould have been totally responsible.
The Gamecock feels that, in the first plaec
South Carolina and Auburn should be ashame<
for keeping Clemson from a bowl; and, in th
second place, sportswriters should be spanke<
for putting out all of this "bowl talk." Jus
who is guilty is questionable, but certainly i
was not Clemson's fault.
Signal Honor
The Gamecock points with pride to Dr. W
H. Callcott, professor of history at the Uni
versity, who last week was awarded the Alber
Shaw lectuieship in diplomatic history fo
1942 at Johns Hopkins University.
After t'he completion of his six lectures3 ii
April, Doctor Callcott's studies will be put~
lished in book form. The University's author
ity on diplomatic history is the first historia:
from the Southeastern states to be honore,
with the Albert Shaw lectureship.
The Oamecock feels that students of th
University are extremely fortunate in havin
$he privilege of studying under such a widely
known scholar in Latin-American history.
Certainly Doctor Callcott's selection for th
1#09lectureship at Johns Hopkins is a signa
hsaft. ta UTniversnty
Open Letter
To kof. pdiard Perter Horne-of the Uri
versity Psychology deportanent:
4 Doctor Iforne, a. Gamecok reporter took the
- liberty of caling by your office at the begin
ning of the current semester to get into print
any announcements you or your department
mnight .have. He stretched this liberty over
several weeks (calling once each. week) until#
at your request, the visits were discontinued
four weeks ago.
Early this week the same reporter diire
garded your "no trespassing" sign and stormed
r your office for news again. Again he was
- asked to discontinue his visits.
The Gamecock does not know what your
o reasons are for not wishing ,to talk with a
reporter. According to the reporter, however,
you have offered n6 reasons.
The editorial department of The Gamecock
assures you that the reporter did- not seek to
impose on you without reason. He was merely
covering his "beat." The Gamecock further
hastens to ask you and the psychology depart
ment that the next time you'Want information
to reach the student body, please ,send - the
L notices to us by mail.
A Greater Gift
Prof. Floyd Rodgers' class in radio tech
nique has just completed writing and produc
ing a number of "spot" announcements to be
used in promoting the Christmas seal cam
paign of the Richland County Anti-Tuber
culosis association.
Several of these brief one-minute dramatic
skits have been transcribed and will be used
as fillers in the daily schedules of radio sta
tions WIS and WCOS. Others-15 minute
shows-will be presented by members of the
radio class at scheduled hours in the next two
I
weeks.
Every citizen, every student, is familiar
with the story behind the Christias seal. Your
purchase of $2.00 worth of the )rightly-col
ored picture stamps will keep a patient at the
Ridgewood Tuberculosis camp for a day.
The Gamecock wishes to join Professor
Rodgers and his radio class in urging students
and citizens of Columbia to join the army that
is fighting the "white plague." See that all
your Christmas packages and letters bear the
stamlp-symbol of your participation in the bat
tle to rid our people of tuberculosis.
The Second Step
Th e student-facul ty comm ittee to recomn
mlendl reallocation of the student activities fee
reached the second step of their five-point4
program this week. By extending invitations
to all campus orga iizations or individual stu
dents, the committee fulfilled p)romise number
two in their reallocation plan.
Dean John A. Chase, Jr., chairman of the
- committee, this wveek asked, yea, urged, all
I studlents wvho had suggestions or sample re
3 allocation plans to p)etition the committee for
a hearing. Next week the hearings are ex
pected to begin.
.The Gamecock thinks the committee is act
1 ing very wisely in asking individual students
i as wvell as delegations from organizations to
aper.before the reallocation group. Stu
I dents who are dissatisfied with the p)resent
- apportionment of the activities fee should1(
speak up now. Do not wait unitil the coin
, mittee has coipleted its job and grumble for
I two years about the unfair distribultion of the
a fee. The committee is urging you to act now !
Why Journalists Die Young
"The typographical. error is a slippery thing
and sly,
You can hunt till y ou are dizzy, but it some
.how will get by.
- Till the forms~ are off tihe presses it is strange
t how still it keeps;
e' It shrinks dlown in a corner, and it never stirs
or peeps,
,That typographical error, too small for human
- eyes;
- Till the ink is on the paper, when it grows to
i mountain size.
1 The boss he stares with horror, then he grabs
his hair and groans; .4
3 The copy reader drops his head upon his hands
and moans
. The remainder of the issue may be clean as
clean can be,
a But that typographical error is the only thing'
1 you see."
-The Trinity Times.
Capus amera
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OF ALL.,~
1#E PNTATtAND DIiCNN ND
BASEMAL..,8REAK0N INTO '11E NAO,
LEAME WnTH -mE NEW NRK QAffS.
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dOSE ST, AS THE IRD ESER4
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T OP &l WA~A A S A PROFESSIONAL AILETE
-. IRPE EARID MORE TAN 4100,O -
OuT HE DID NOT PRwVQ* -tOR THE FU1URE.
JOSE STATE % WAS 14r= RM HE IS LNWVING IN LOS ANGELES
TERRMRS MENTOP- AT EARNING WRAS RE CAN AS A AWVIE
. CA.UL&L m * e- EXTRAIZ
*Question-of-Week
What do you think of strikes in defense industries?
Waddy Hill-Draft those that don't want to work, and put
hem to work in the army at 21 dollars a month.
Mac Finney-To hell with tliei!
John Holland-Strikers should be drafted, even if not subject
o draft, including John L. Lewis.
Sonne Aloe-They show themselves to be very bad citizens
mid that they have no respect and love for democracy.
Obie Lyles-Put them in the army.
Bobby Hartley-Put them in the army if they aren't satisfied
vith their wages.
Luke Willis-Draft all the strikers and have government
egulate prices and wages.
Charles Welbourne-John L. Lewis is the fourth member of
he axis.
Jack Lewis-I'm a moron, who is striking?
Virginia McGregor-Line them against the wall and shoot
hem.
Comment OTHERCmp
0 TEMPORAl 0 MORES SANER THAN YOU THINK
Science has proclaimed that Apyhlg ls iie t
rench mouth, measles, pneumonia,Elzbt'adan neriig
uberculosis, whooping cough, scar-stdnofteaorlqutie,
et fever, and everything on down "oyuke h e n oe
o the hoof and mouth diseases sprtd"Teatnatrpid
re sp)read by kissing."Sr;teai'asczysyo
-Judson Chapin in the Clemsonthn"
l'iger. -reGog ahntnHtht
Quick, Oscar, call the doctor! W lassi odcto a
A WOMAN'S WORLD
Phoolosophic observation - No
voman really makes a fool out of a RxErgt edCrln ot
nan. She merely gives him abalmto,sudbercingn
:hance to develop his natural ca-aipnefo thCrlnalui
>acities. ti ek bevsB .MKn
-The Winthrop Johnsonian. ze cezesy hti h
Oh, yeah, where did Eve come frbaigCesn ohn hr
rom? o narln ol eaeut
HISTORY Ctdl
Though it survived the Civil War,-TeCtdlBlog
he University of North Carolina ThBulowiltkaqare'
was closed for five years during thceot-n rdt
Reconstruction period.
-The ACP feature service. 1,0,0GET ME
How exciting! Ever hear of theSoitedorovrheninae
[Jniversity of South Carolina? getnhtuportisole-d
SPENDTHRIFTS . ee h il eetl og ha
Somebody got industrious and "ge ct sfrteam.
onducted a survey at a Northern BuRoandTPry,pei
girls' school and found that 700 co-detothMunHoyksuet
~ds use 175 pounds of lipstick per bd,tl ainlcneec
nonth.reetyta oleegrsaeny
A breakdown of figures (numeri-watnthitmegngotih
al, only) showed that 43 per cent slir snete r o)go
digested,along with regular meals,maronlrik.Tharcrp
mother 27 per cent goes to Kleen-meatLwyfedCo,prp
x and the refhaining 30 per cent tolysuhtoarneaodi-ae
'other places? . frMs'u~y"t hwwa h'
* -The PC Blue Stocking.benidsig.'
In g lot of' eases the "remaining eile.* nLS Day
I0' per- (det" .gbes to too many
"Dc..* *P?onyou kee al the n oe
Bob uinn
reAnk Sloon
Et Tu, Brute
Congratulations to Nash and Hill, whose effident propagida
Bureau has it that their column last week was one of the best'
published this year, Chief propagandist Charles Guy Castles,
Jr. hastened to assure your correspondents, quote-"Thqir colin
made Quinn and Sloan look silly.
... Thanks to mother nature, Castles statement is slightly be
hind time.
Football. Fadeout
Our nomination for 1942 All-American honors is Quintuple-threat
Stan Stasica (rui, pass, kick, great defensive work, and generally! scaring
hell out of the opposition) . . who, if he never plays another game,
should leave from the Penn State game a hangover of. glory into next
year sufficient to do the job.
More credit yet to a hard-charging line, which has meant the scant
margin between victory and defeat more than once this year .. point
ing especially to Bobo Carter and Louis Sossaman.
If we can keep the boys id uniform . . . and we don't mean khaki. . .
there should be profuse glad hearts and probable bowl bids around the
horseshoe next year.
Keys To The Kingdom
Key kingdomen of the campus this week and every week, in
addition to Y leader, R..Glenn Bell, are Carl Baskin, Nevin Betts
and Virginia Cardwell.
Credit for last week's polor speil by world roamer Sir Hubeit
Wilkins goes to the triumvirate. Doubtless much of the religious
emphasizing has also been due to the trio.
Objection Overruled, to keep,its reputation for cynicism, addi'
only this jarring note. Why do they always get the privilege of 4
sitting on chapel rostrums and such? Must we join the Y or start
a victory league to get a clearer view of all campus pulchrittd' '
Perhaps we should join Bell's kingdom key-chain gang.
Huck Hooked
"Huck" Babcock, son of Dr. Havilah Babcock, and former Sig Nu
man of the campus, has fallen prey to the wiles of the fairer sex at last,
according to reports from Dr. "Bill" Draffin and Claude Creason, Jr.
both alumni of the University.
Last report from Babcock had him in the hospital, critically ill. If
descriptions of the Babcock bride are true, a general campus move may
be toward the infirmary.
Brass Tacks Not Intact
Brass tacker Donald Graham Merrick, whose legendary re
mark, "I gotta quit all this studying and get down to business,"
was written in the annals of the Gamecock hall of fame has ap
parently reached the culmination of his efforts.
"Why do I feel like I feel?" questioned cupid-trapped Meirick, U
as he discussed plans for seven o'clock breakfast with a co-ed,
who set Merrick off on a new 'tack.'
lligh school chsatter columns plcaae copy.
Vocal Boys Make Good
Unsung lungs are those of Gamecock cheerleaders Kat Edgerton, Lolly
McCants, Horace Traylor, Billy Hoerger, Dick Young who hollered
themselves hoarse at every home team appearance.
This in addition to credit lines above to the team. . . . Having seen most
games away from home this year, we have noted a lethargic attitude on
the part of other student bodies as far as cheering is concerned.
Even after our defeat seemed imminent at the Penn State game Cheer
leaders were calling for one more yell for the team.
Which should prove something ..... .that cheerleading is yell.
Callcott To Hopkins
Keen history professor Callcott will lecture six times this
spring to graduate intelligensia at Johns Hopkins . . .
Catching Dot Hope napping in class, he once snapped satiri
cally . . "we want no closed eyes in this class, even for deep think
ing such as Miss Hope is contributing. .. "
Possibili:y that Hopkins thinkers will sleep is small. Most
won't know such vital diplomatic facts as how heavy a suitcase
full of Mexican silver dollars is or how cowpokes made cigarettes
popular by rollin' their own.
Sweatman Sweats
E. W. 'Duck' Sweatmian, last year's business manager of the Game
cock, has been employed by an advertising firm in Newv York, accord
ing to communications addressed to Dean S. C. Depass and the State
Company printing office force.
After a career of campus canvassing parallelinig that of suit-purchasing
Booster Ed Patterson, Sweatman should find naive New Yorkers easy
prey to his suave tongue.
Address libel charges this paper.
MUSCLIN' IN
Tattle-tale tidbits . . . While T. D. Williams is standing over our
shoulder begging us to put something in about Patty Breeden . . . I'
quote Bob McNair, "PIm gonna get me another date for the formal if
Nora won't give me a date before then" . . . Final score: Walsh 65
McNair 0o. .. Then there is the story about dream gal Priss Privette who
went interniissioning with Professor Kit Fitzsimmons wvhile Jimmie
McLeod looked for his date . . . It all took place at Sattidy nite's feet
slinging.
Gone with the wind or left with the zephyrs: The romantic
relationship of footballer Johnson with a certain Miss Stoude
mire, and Wahlee Hinson, who says that her name can no longer
.be linked with the Lofdahl of basketball fame as it has for the
past many years . .. In the opposite direction and growing closer
are the names of Bill Trowbridge and "Democratic" Bartholow
. .. Also Mag McGinty and Alex Sawyer . .. Ditto Jack Sadler
and Ma4 McDavid . ..
Linda Copeland reports that paw is going to get a shot-gun if late
owls don't stop serenading her at all hours of the morning . . . Under A
K.S.K. pretext Dan Hollis and Bobby Browne became the first males
to successfully scale the heights of third floor Sims this season.
We'd like to suggest that Coach RawI close tup the canteen and put up
a penny arcade judging from the success of the machine located there
...A plug for our Campus venus Milwee Goldschmidt who is plenty
welcome to our candy: With you returning the punts as well as you
kick, heart throb Stasica wouldn't have a chance.
The caretaker of a local hotel ballroom Is planning to send
obese Dan Ellis a bill for the hole dug in the floor while the
ai'orementioned was jitterbugging . .. Ask Dutch Elston about
the fight two local members of the weaker sex had over who was(
going to send him a telegram .. . Social season really gets under
way this week with the advent of the Kappa Big formal, which
all comes In the way of reminder to get your duds ready .. . so
your roommate can wear them . . . Wonder If "Square" told
"Libby" about the Mississippi women at the noanvention;. .
And that brings up the rope that lees down they curt'ain With- ' f'dd
6one jower and a reminder to get youmf' tickets early to' the stomach
stuffmn5 apr.ee in honor of the football team which comes nyxt Thutrsday
p. mn.... . .