The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 04, 1941, Page Page Eight, Image 9
Too Late To Class...
By PAUL "SCOOP" LEAGUE
IT TAKES ALL KINDS TO MAKE A CAMPUS LIKE OURS:
There is, for instance, the Eternal Bore.
In the canteen and on the campus his main forte
is backslapping those whom he thinks are im
portant, to prove that,
He knows the ones that count; and furthermore,
he'll be glad to introduce you.
He's never had a date, but in a bull-session he's
an authority on technique.
To hold your attention he'll ask you a question
usually personal-such as how did you do on that
date last night.
In class he wears a stupid expression and continually interrupts the
prof to tell a "similar experience" that happened to him,
And then outside gripes because the same pedagogue gave him a
grade of "D".
Finally he claims to be a big cog of the "machine," which accepts
him solely because, after all, he is a vote.
It takes all kinds to make a campus like ours.
* * * * * * *
OUT OF A FRATERNITY SCRAPBOOK:
The following two-line drama could have transpired within the last
three years.
Spokesman: "We are Kappa Sigs and honest men."
Chairman, Discipline Committee: "Fine; the Kappa Sigs line up on
this side and the honest men on the other."
The above could also, have not occurred within the last three years,
and the plot might possibly have been scissored from a joke book.
Draw your own conclusion and send it to the art department of Tom
Walker's Carolinian.
THE ANTI-LEAGUE LEAGUE FORMS:
Paul League's twin, Scoop, reports that in his department of ego
nomics a definite move toward deflation is started.
An anonymous female telephone voice this week told him, very
meledramatically, that he had tread on her toes no little, and that if he
didn't stop printing things about her that he would be visited with
personal attention.
It seems that League was washing his hair when the 'phone call came
and he, annoyed no end, flippantly asked the young lady to visit his
room and settle the thing.
He was puzzled somewhat as to the young lady's identity when she
said she lived in town, did not attend the University, and was a friend
of Duck Sweatman, and furthermore that he didn't know the lady in
question. At the last League folded into skepticism because he reasoned
that he couldn't write about one whose name he couldn't spell.
But Holly before he put down the receiver he recalled the voice of the
little girl whom he'd censored some time previous for forever calling
Carolina dormitories when the occupants had to study.
And now that he's re-Cooper-ated he realizes that he should have been
sweet and apologetic and asked for a date.
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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL:
The board of publications sent League a letter of reprimand. That
is it was apparently sent by the Board of Publications but on a check up,
it was found only five members were present and one of those was a
dissenting party (Holmes Dreher).
The secretary of the group tried to correct us but she committed
libel by signing three names to the letter that weren't even present.
The letter accused us of "exploiting personalities," of making group
labels, and writing stuff with "an ugly personal slant."
If it's because we haven't yet printed their names in this column that
they are peeved-here they are; Peggy Bailey, Lib Bird, Eston Mar
chant, and Barney Timmons.
Our only reply to them is the beauty that Coit Hendley invented last
year-"what's wrong with (Miss Bird and her three disciples) is that
they are highbrows and idealists; and can probably discuss sex and
make people think they meant it all in an intellectual way."
* * * * * * *
SHORT LINES: Familiar faces seen here and there this week:
Emily Johnson, former U. S. C. Tri-Delt pledge, who was sitting in her
pew surroundled by her WVinthrop school-mates . . . Jimmie Lever,
former Clemson editor, here for vacation . . . the first "general" that
ever gracedl the front line of (political) battle, and a "king" who
blossomed over night at Monday night's Beauty line-up...
Doc Hood, U. S. C.'s missionary to Winthrop, was in his glory the
past wveek, as he took up two car-loads of Gamecocks to their Junior
follies . . . Rock Yarborough made the statement that he was glad of
May Queen election Tuesday, because that was one day in the year
a nice girl would speak to him.
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Ninety-three students made the
first semester freshman honor roll,
W. Flinn Gilland, assistant regis
trar, announced this week. To
make the list a freshman must
have at least a "B" average.
A totil of 51 boys and 42 girls
made the list. They are:
Douglas Burton Allen, Rock
Hill; Louise Lindfors Anderson,
Columbia; Kathryn M. Avgerinos,
Columbia; Ernest Leon Bauer,
Benton, Ill.; Hubert Bentenbaugh,
Union; Robert L. Bleakley, Colum
bia; Lillie M. Bloodworth, Colum
bia; Willie Mae Bodie, Columbia;
Mary Clarkson Boykin, Columbia;
Robert Richard Bradford, Sumter;
Mary Katharine Brickman, Colum
bia; Mildred Yates Brown, Colum
bia; Theodosia Dargan Browne,
Columbia.
Also, Iralee Calhoun, Columbia;
Roy - Cecil Campbell, Columbia;
David Lloyd Cartledge, Edgefield;
Irving Chaplin, Columbia; Earl
Kennedy Cobb, Lykesland; Alva
Clifton Coggeshall, Darlington;
Charlotte Marion Conaway, Colum
bia; James McIlwaine Cox, Troy;
William Bohun Crane, Jr., Wis
acky; Frank Lee Culbertson, Lau
rens; Marion Walter Dantzler, Or
angeburg; Ann Augusta Dixon;
Columbia; Ralph Earl Dunham,
Spartanburg; Walter Hampton
Eggerton, Jr., New Orleans, La.
Also, Madeline Elizabeth Fish
burne, Columbia; George S. Flem
ister, Columbia; Sara Louise Flinn,
Columbia; Caro Forbes, Upper
Darby, Pa.; Wade Frederick
Franklin, Columbia; Mabel Alvord
Freeman, Columbia; James Harold
Glenn, Columbia; Mary Louise
Green, Columbia; James Lee
Guest, Anderson; Arren Maynor
Hardee, Conway; James Clink
scales Hill, Darlington; Jeanne
Blair Holman, Columbia; Arthur
Bruce Horton, Jr., Columbia.
Also, Peggy Rice Horton, Co
lumbia; Mary Camilla Hoy, Co
lumbia; Annie Irene Hudson, Co
lumbia; Olive Birley Hudson, Co
lumbia; Jesse Bythewood Jackson,
Jr., Columbia; Irl Marjorie Jones,
Columbia; Mary Carolyn Kearse,
Ehrhardt; Charles Wilson Knowl
ton, Columbia; Patricia Lee, Dar
lington; Edna Little, Laurens;
Edna Elizabeth Long, Hopkins;
William Fred McAllister, Colum
bia.
Also, Robert Br. ce MdCally, Jr.,
Columbia; Adrianna McEntire, Co
lumbia; John Francis McNally, Co
lumbia; Elizabeth Jane Marshall,
Columbia; Annie Catharine Martin,
Columbia; Morris David Mazursky,
Sumter; Paula Ray Mazursky,
Barnwell; Beverly Tupper Mead,
Gaffney; WV. Gaillard Mikell, Co
lumbia; Harold Brinson Moore
head, Anderson; George Keith
Nelson, Gaston; Ellen Ratcliffe
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Siland Declares
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ting On Academic List
USC Stude Keeps
Pianist From Seat
Refuses To Let Noted
Musician Inside Hall
The great, the near-great and the
common people are all the same to
Fred Holler. Especially when he's
working as an usher at the Music
Festival.
Because of Fred's devotion to
duty and his orders, Percy Graing
er, the Enklish pianist who was
featured on Saturday's program was
forced to stand up during half of
Friday night's concert.
The musician arrived five minutes
late for the performance of Verdi's
"Requiem" on Friday evening. Fred
was holding the door of the third
balcony and had received explicit
orders not to allow ahyone to go
to their seats during the perform
ance, since the noise would be dis
tracting.
Grainger met the same fate as all
other late comers and Holler forced
him to stand. The pianist made no
complaint, however.
Holler's presistence in the face of
fame may have been due to the
fact that he didn't know that he was
talking to Grainger until another
usher told him.
Nooe, Ridgeway; Lewis Egbert
Parker, Columbia.
'Also, Lillian Glenn Perkins, Co
lumbia;' James Everette Ramage,
Columbia; William Arnold Ram
sey, Jr., Columbia; William Shep
pard Rogers, West Columbia;
James Monroe Ruff, Winnsboro;
Mildred Salmon, Columbia; Evelyn
Rebecca Schafer, Little Rock;
Philip Schneider, Sumter; Mrs.
Treva Hanson Shafto, Columbia;
Yoder Fulmer Shealy, Chapin;
Horace Julian Sheely, Columbia;
William Mallory Shirley, Belton;
Quintillia Ray Shuler, Bowman.
Also, Roddy Wilson Smith, Don
alds; Leone Dexter Strickland, Co
lumbia, Mary Ann Strobel, Black
ville; David Edmund Sullivan, Co
lumbia; Vernon Edward Sumwalt
Baltimore, Md.; William 'Patric<
Tennent, Florence; John Mim.
naugh Tobias, Columbia; Framp
ton Wyman Toole, Aiken; Mary
Elizabeth Turner, Winnsboro;
Robert Zeno Vause, Kingstree;
Imogene Vernet Vollmer, Phillips
burg, N. J.; Sara Charles Wahl
Columbia; John Woodson Whit
mire, Columbia; Lloyd Lionel Wil
kinson, Columbia, and John Wes
ley Williams, Columbia.
Fred Waring, Chesterfield Pleas
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50 college pep songs, including one
for Carolina, "The Gamecocks of
South Carolina U."
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Virginia Edmonds Cardwell, Co
lumbia.
Also, William Rogers Chalker,
Columbia; Joseph Calvin Clark, Co- I
lumbia; William James Comstock,
Columbia; John Cain Cosby, Colum
bia; Emmett Feaster Cox, Troy;
Claiudius Edward Creason, Jr., Co
lumbia; Jane Noble Crum, Orange
burg; James William Davis, Colum
bia; Dorothy Duke Dove, Columbia;
Lillian Inez Dowling, Brunson; 1
Francis Hartson Evatt, Central;
Rufus Gustavus Fellers, Jr., Colum
bia; Rachel Colby Fishburne, 'Co
lumbia.
Also, Carl West Flemister, Jr.,
Columbia; Eloise Jane Foster, Co
lumbia; Blana Theo Frick, Colum
bia; Marth# Ada Frick, Columbia;
Eugene Clarence Garvin, Wagener;
Blanche DeWeen Gibbs, Columbia;
Mary Williams Hamby,' Columbia;
Robert Davidson Harper, Andrews;
Virginia Reynolds Hodge, Sumter;
Charles Cornelius Horton, Green
vill6; John Henry Johnson, Jr., Al
lendale; Dorothy Ruth Koger, Clio; 1
Irene Thomas LaBorde, Columbia.
Also, Sarah Holland Leonard, Co
lumbia; Adelyn Robbins Lipscomb,
Columbia; Clarke Wardlaw Mc
Cants, Jr., Columbia; Selena Vir
ginia McClellan, McClellanville;
Wilbur Burriss McCurry, Anderson;
Florence Jacqueline McCutcheon,
Bishopville; Charles Ienry Moore
field, Columbia; Mrs. Mildred
Moore Nixon, Columbia; James
Hubert Noland, Columbia; Eloise
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Hampton Oliver, Dallas, Texas;
Frederick Charles Perry, Columbia.
Also, Sophia Mae Patterson, Co
lumbia; Rose, Poliakoff, Anderson;
Fohn Rainsford, Jr., Edgefield;
R.uby Mae Ravdin, Columbia; Carol
linton Reid, Columbia; James Dar
gan Reynolds, Columbia; Willodene
Elliott Rion, Columbia; Frances
Everette Roberts, Columbia;
Spliwn Avanelle Rollins, Greer;
Marjorie Russell, Florence; Hiram
Cecil Scott, Aiken; Patrick Her
bert Seay, Lexington.
Also, Harold Shechter, Swansea;
Martha Foster Smith, Columbia;
Mary Elizabeth Taylor, Columbia;
Hubert Hiram Thomason, Ander
ion; Hubert Ray Thomasson, York;
Kitty, Lou Thompson, Marion;
rhelma Valeria Thompson, Ninety
Six; Harold Lee Timmerman, Co
lumbia; Evelyn* deVere Townsend,
Columbia; Marion Wiles Trotti,
West Columbia; Henry Dumas
rurner, Florence; Olivia Therrell
Walker, Columbia.
Also, Lila Ward, Columbia; Mary
Christine Webb, Columbia; Mar
ha Paulette West, Camden; Marion
Ellison Wilds, Jr., Columbia;' Gus
:avus Galloway Williamson, Jr., Co
lumbia; Philip Wilmeth, Hartsville;
Florence Rosalyn Wingard, Lexing
ton; Elizabeth Bythewood Withing
ton, Greenville; Jane Wylly, Co
lumbia, and Richard Orion Young,
Dalzell.
Last year Doctor Callcott esti
mated that each class at the Uni
versity costs $1.30.
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Will Visit Offices Of
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Twenty-one University of South
Carolina pharmacy students will
leave for Indianapolis, April 13, for
a three day tour, visiting the biolog
ical and manu(acturing plants of
the Eli Lilly drug company.
Expenses will be furnished the
students while in Indianapolis, and
a represen.ttive of the dr%jg company
will accompany them from Colum
bia.
This is the first .trip of this type
for phirmacy students at the Uni
versity.
Carolina officially opened its
doors, Jan. 10, 1805, with a faculty
of two. The first president was
Dr. Jonathan Maxcy.
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