Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Too Late To Class... By PAUL "SCOOP" LEAGUE FACTS IN REVIEW: The name of the german official propaganda sheet, the above three words, but this is no propaganda... smile-gal, Katy Beaty, . and Louise "Pud" Fry, both of that sorority that draws tri-angles after their names occup)y the same room, 303, in Sims. . . we found out without having to look through a Blue Key directory . . . Jane Crum, of the same distinction, all but the fact that she doesn't elevate her nose. came home from Nassau and the Duke and Duchess this week with a golfing reputation. .. she'll make the USC mien's teant easy this year. . . luscious-looking Francis Peyton is not "sewed-up'. . . Ki-O and Ka-A might mix politi cally, but it's a rotten combinatiot n hen it tries to mix terpsichore and pugilism. . . there is an official faculty news-sheet entitled "The Nut Shl". . . it's composed almost entirely of gossip. . . editors Frick and Wilmeth will be faced soon with the decision as to whether or not they'll print an April Fool edition of this rag. . . latest "canteen society" gag is--may I have your autograph or have you just had the measles? . . . don't miss the Social Cabinet's lRoxing tourney dance tomorrow p. m.-it'll be good. INTERROGATION-caused by the fact that we thought we saw a robin las,t week Where is a youth who at one timie or another Has not Wrinkled his brow, and with nubby pencil tried To jot Down little smacks of verse which to him were all important And true, And consisting of that phrase which invariably starts, I Love you? FOOTBALL AND CRYSTAL BALL USC'll have a good teain next year. Proof? Ted Twomey, massive and silent line coach, is reported to have opened ip and made such a statement. Stan Stasica says it. Bo Carter says it. A. B. Fennell savs it. We repeat it. Clemson won't; and they've already started drafting excuses. Scoop Latimer, Clemson publicity man who writes in Furman's home city, states that an institution's athletic team cannot be as good as usual when the coaching staff is drafted into the army. His example: Bob Jones, Tiger end coach. Shall we send flowers? And with those predictions we'll pass along a spring practice bit of philosophy that Dutch Elston handed Angelo D.iMarrio. "A guard," Dutch stated, "is only a quarterback with his brains knocked out." WHAT'S IN A NAME "Do you know that girl there?" Boh Griffith asked David Aiken Wednesday. "No, what's her name," replied Aiken. "Coco," said Griffith. "Coco? Gee!" was the rejoinder. "Sure Coco Gee is her name, but I thought you didn't know," the puz zled Griffith muttered. All we gotta say is that we'll take hot chocolate without the marsh mallow. I am not waging a personal war; all my vitriol is directed toward an oligarchic political machine. -Paul League. LETTER TO MYSELF: Dear Scoop: They asked you why you hated a political machine? Primarily because I love this University I said. Not to mention that it isn't democratic. How did a political machine affect your love for Alma Mater? Take the case of a high school graduate who plans to study at Carolina, I replied. First he investigates the school and finds the set-up whereby the campus is run by a political machine. "I would rather go there than Klemson," he reasons. "But I intend to be a nice fellow and would like to be a class officer or perhaps have some other honor, when I go to college, but I refuse to bow down to the gods of the Carolina law school to become a campus leader there." You're not hinting that another whispering campaign could start, they asked. Certainly, I replied. And that's just why my love for Carolina's good name leads me to indict machine politics before my student body. There now. WVe've gone and indicted 'em. And with that we drop discussion of politics for a while. Besides the fact that we are tired of it, andl that it's not worth losing friends over, we just don't like to be hopping tip wvashing our hands every few minutes. NOTES ON THE MARGIN OF A JOURNALISM BOOK-a dream of a girl. . . I want a girl to he like a cirgarette-warm, smooth, 'lender, and white; one that will satisiy, give a lift, and not irritate; one that I can discard when she burns up. .. Czarina Celia P. Swecker, of the University Cafeteria, spends more of her time chastizing her over-worked University help, the boys and girls that ;tre paying their own way to school, than she dloes preparing the food she sells. . .this is not political, so we indict her, and ask University officials, who ironically enough eat in other spots, to look into this matter. . .we tunderstand a new map of Carolina will have a direct connection from the mess-hall to the infirmary. dating bureau-no. 1: Connie Davis, w~ho is lining up her men until the time she breaks "stir" next month... again-purely personal-to a gal who reads this in Clinton, S. C.-I'm not slipping; it was a blind date. . .To people who get their telephone connections without the op)erator's aidl-we're still bluishing; but for goodness' sake be careftill And now the McKissick Joturnalismi Club comes through wvith the necessary work and brainwvork to reorganize a camptus magazine. If plans go throtugh it won't be long coiming off the press. To President McKissick should go the credit, for allowing its retturn. (Correction D)eward Brittain: The Alumni office has receiv'ed a letter from Encyclopedlia Brittanica. The Alumni office is right.) (Correction to L4eagtue from Leila Hughes who is correct ab)out where Poe went to school. We were wrong. Jack Ulmer, Inc. Realtors REAL ESTATE - RENTALS - INSURLANCE - LOANS 1217 Washington Street Columbia, S. C. PHONE 22-123 Ezolusive Agents for "Anothe Hums. hat Jack.uilt Book Store Has Innovation In Rat Proof Traps David Uses Peaceful Tabby To Keep Mice From Book Specials "Say, what in heck is this cat fer?" "Cat f u r to make kitten. britches-" blurbed the freshman before the empty tomato juice can was jammed into his epiglot tis. The loudspeaker silenced, the inhabitants of the booth in Rawl college (known familiarly as the canteen) were able to watch the grey alley-tabby with peaceful curiosity. "He's been here about a - hey, get out of my chocolate milk! - above a week and everybody that tries to eat around here wishes he'd - scram you (censored) lion! - wishes he'd strangle on one of Anderson's jokes." This from a really hun gry lunch-gulper. Then speaks up one of the law disciples, "Conclusive evidence based upon the coat and general physical aspects of the specimen make it readily apprehendible that it is a felis semi-domesticus." He is evidently placed to serve as a conducer to Rawl college class attendance by creating a home-like atmosphere." "Yeah," says the inquirer of the first paragraph above, "that court room procedure is mighty inter esting-but I still want to know what that cat's fer." "Maybe it's a Clemson tiger baby. It looks pretty scrawney." Then a bookstore super-sales man comes to the rescue. "Just like all progressive move ments around here, he came from the bookstore. That cat's is to catch rats in the bld volumes stored in the back-any three of which I will sell you brand new three for a dollar." Students Journey To Hear Koehler Chemist Are Visitors To Scientific Plants Twenty-fiv%e students majoring in chemistr' and chemical engineer ing heard Dr. Koehler speak on Thursday, February 20 at Coker College. Dr. Koehler, who spoke under the auspices of the South Carolina Section of the American Scientific Society, talked on "Coal as a B3asic M aterial". D)r. Koehler spoke at the untiver sity the (lay b)efore on glass. He told about the more recent develop ments and denmonstrated a piece of green glass that will resist heat. While in Hartsville, the students v'isitedl the plants of the Carolina Fibre Company andl the Sonoco Products Company. Six former university stud(ents work in the Sonoco Prodlucts plant. They are working under Dr. J. E. Mills, former teacher at the univer sity. Lost Articles Are Held At Postoffice At p)retnt there are 27 articles in the university postoffice which have b)een turned into Mrs. Moon, the postmistress. The articles are: 1 overcoat, 2 raincoats, 1 dress coat, 1 tuck shirt, 3 umbrellas, i pair men's glov'es, 1 man's glove, 2 key chains with keys, I tie clasp, 1 broach, 1 fountain pen, -1 math boo0k, 1 Spanish book; 2 English boo0ks, 5 j)air girls' gloves, 2 scarfs, andl 1 fountain pen. SCHOOL OF THE UNIVERSI' A four year curriculum comt means of the quarter plan. (Fc to the school year). The dental and nmedical schoo in the basic medical sciences b<. medical faculty. Clinical practic pects, is supervised by the denta association with the clinics of se ship in two general and one ch year. offering unusual experienc< and treatment of dental conditic Next regular session will stai FOR FURTHER INF< THE SCHOOL 25 Goodrich Street Batter The vastly improved Virginia Tect, Mediocre contenders last year, the C (top row) Kent Belmore, 165 pounds captain Jimmy Evans, 145 pounds; ( Co-captain Wally Alexson, 127 poun4 March 31 Set As Election Date Monday, March 31 has been set as the (lay of student body elections for this spring's political tourna ment, according to an announce ment )y student body President Sol Blatt, Jr., this week. According to custom and consti tutional provision, the elections are held on the first Monday in April; but April 1 this year falls on Tues (lay and this would delay elections until well in the month. Conflict with holidays andi mid-semester ac tivity caused the council to advance the (late to the last day in March. Setting of this (late has been the only major political issue taken up by the council in its recent meetings with the exception of the petition by Willis Beall on eligibility to run for student body president in the com Hillel Society Visits Local Episcopal Church Members of the University of South Carolina Hillel Society held a meeting at the St. John's'Episco pal Church on Sunday, Feb. 24. The trip was a cultural one to study the interior, services, and rituals of the Episcopal church. --40 Students (CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1) Trhe following studlents are in this program: J. 0. Baggett, Lawrenceville, Ga.; HIeywardl Belser, Columbia; John Brace, Columbia; Edmund Bunker, Jr., Charleston; John Campbell, Eiastover; John Dunbar, Columbia; Ramond D)urgan, WVest Palm Beach, Fla.; James H-arrelson, Columbia; Ernest Lent, Columbia; Elliott Mc Cants, Jr., Columbia; James Mc Carter, York; Palmer McClellan, Columbia; Johnt Mays, Jr., Jackson, Ga.; Marion Moore, Jr., Columbia.; Stanley Nowak, Erie, Pa.; Hlamil ton Osborne, Columbia; Miss Fran ces Smith, Florence; John Thomas, Jr., Columbia; Julian White, Jr., Raleigh, N. C.; Fred Williams, Co lumbia. The followving Carolina professors teach ini this program: 'T. F. Ball, R. C. Johnson, C. F. Mercer. Lester H-embel of Hawthorne -Flying Ser vice also teaches in this ground school. Flight instructors are Norman Topshe and Marvin Hembel, bo0th of Hawthorne Flying Service. Prof. Robert L4. Sunmwalt of the school of Engineering is coordinator of the entire CPTP~ program. DENTISTRY rY OF BUFFALO leted in three calendar years, b)y ur quarters of eleven weeks each, Is are closely affiliated, instruction sing undler the supervision of the e of (dentistry, in all its varied as I division, andl there is an intimate veral hospitals. -Periods of intern idren's hospital during the senior in clinical observation, diagnosis, ns. rt the first week in July, 1941. 3RMATION ADDRESS OF DENTISTRY Bufifai lo, NvwYor Of Seven Gloved Gobblers boxing team is rated near the top in the Southern Conference this year. obblers may come through in the 15th annual tournament. Left to right Laurence Scott, 175 pounds; Bobby Andrews, 135 pounds, and Co bottom row) Andy Glass, 120 pounds; Jim Woolwine, 155 pounds, and Is. Pampered Pipe Is to an A. P. foreign correspondent ePossession who was covering the Granchaco War in South America. From this Jr. Low Student Tells point the correspondent went to China to cover the bombing of the Of Panay And Granchoco Panay. Here it was handed over to By Helen Fakoury Weldon James, graduate of Furman Flash-Pipe survives bombing of and A. P. foreign correspondent. It the Panay, Grandchaco War, and was taken from this point to the Spanish Civil War, with only the scene of the Spanish Civil War. end bitten off and i s shank busted, but still grand smo 'ng pipe accord- China Watches ing to Ed Cushman, junior law stu- SYL A B O dent from Aiken. S BROU . The pipe has traveled many a Sterling Silver thousand miles and has passed JEWELERS 6 DIAMOND MERCHANTS SNNKMRCHAND18K ONLY - NO PLATE through many a hand. It seems that OENu" NO IMITATION the ole "Haywoodie" first belonged "OR. MAIN & HAMPTON - COLUMBIA. S. C. er Chsen it's the smoker's cige COOLER, MILDER, BETTElP It's called the SMOKER'S cigal Chesterfield is the one cigarette tha COMPLETELY SATISFYING smoke. You try a Chesterfield and fin and PLEASANT. You light one after find they really TASTE BETTER. You bu pack and find that Chesterfields arc You can't buy a beti Contract Tournaments - c....a, se.:-. a u - r--. Ancient Puzzle Solved At Lost By.School Seal Latin Line Tell Why Clemson Is, And Why We Ain't "Emollt it mores nec sinit esse feros", reads the Carolina seal. Which is perfectly good Lat in-if it isn't Greek-for "Mold (their) cdstoms lest (they) be come savages". Or-"unless you send your offspring to Carolina, 0 parents, you are liable to find them springing off into trees and eat ing raw mutton some day". To back the sagacity of this statement, the seal has the pic ture of two Greek godesses to whip up the flagging desires of prospective students. Probably the authors of the seal were asr sy that Venus was an Italian. Hovering over all is an eagle -symbolizing, no doubt, the watchful eye of Deans Child*, Olsen, and Chase. The same could have been done with Bal lentine's three circles (Purity, Body, and Flavor). Whatever else it does, the seal explains forever one thing that has been bothering us when it tells how "ye shall be barbarous if ye come not to Carolina". Now we know what's wrong with the boys from Clemson. ECONOMY DRUG STORE OUT RATE DRUGS Sodas and Luncheonette Five Points Phone 8119 Motorcycle Delivery 0 rfield nrette -TASTING -ette because t gives you a d them COOL another and y pack after MILDER. er cigarette