The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 05, 1940, EXTRA, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1906
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
Entered as second-clas matter at the postoffice at Columbia,
S. 0. Nov. 20, 190S.
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Carolina during the college year.
PAUL S. LEAGUE . . . . . ... Editor
E. W. "DUCK" SWEATMAN, Jr., Business Mgr.
PHILIP WILMETH ..... Managing Editor
EDITORIAL STAFF
Joe Kirby ..............................................Sports Editor
Blanche Gibbs ........... .......................o-ed 1ditor
Jane COx ..................---...................society Editor
ASSOCIATH EDITORS
Dick Frick Jim McKinney Ed Patterson
Bernie Base Deward Brittain Leonard Turmbull
STAFF WRITERS
Frank Sloan Albert Eggerton Doris Nash
Bob Quinn Donald Law Paul Posey
Bud Getsinger Pitkin Bell John Nash
David Brockington .............................Circulation Manager
George Gregory .....................................Exchange Diitor
BUSINESS STAFF
Dave Alteman Beryl Kerns Marie Ulmer
Lil Hair Walter Taylor
WHY NOT A
THIRD PARTY?
Thereare two freshmen on the University
CImpuI)IIs. (le IaSin't begu to shave yet. wears
loud socks and stuidies English 11 under Mrs.
Hawkins. The other has attained an11 air of
"frightening maturity", wears a derbY hat,
and goes to school in Petigru college.
The former pilans to finish school in four
years, is fresh inl vitality. eatgerIy looking for
ward to the day wheii maybe he'll become a
caipuis leader. evenl a stldenlt body olicer.
1e'll be fooled liter o1. The Iatter will see
to that.
At a tiie whel fello,ws live fillished Ilea
dellei school, m.)IIchased that olicial lookiig
bri-a d as law students, theN
shoii'd have gr own bl eiogh to put awl a
Chilish thilgs. To stop dabblinig in olmlic
school polities. hit sad to say they haven't
That freshilllan wh1o goes to School in Peti
gri (ollege cani he classified u) t o word
Greedy. Ile had four Years to collect col
le'gite hoiors inl academic school. Four yea rs
shoblld be ellolgh for aly.N m1lanl. WVY doesll't
lit give thlIt other rleshm. the risigl gen
ties?
Imunnlilerablet stiudenit bodyv andit campujIs of
fivers areI lieb byh Iaw studi ent s--theonfles whol(
thet St u~lent bodII V. V icet-pretsidenQ. editor (If tilt
(,ar,,' / am/f /// A, pretsidlent of the Euiphra
"paihi priehidleht f I Ilt'e Kev. of ).D).K..
K.8.K. anid miorte beideias. are miemhbers oIf tile
La1w Schiool . Whait imporeltanlt (iflice' is left for
lhe ave:alemiic stuldent ? Why sl(huld aipproxi
JlThere is a1 rteey for~ t his situatioin.
It is this. (Oni this campulIls are two ploliticl
an d Ioperia tedl bya tw hiw Ia~school falctions. whol(
Whyli not a1 thIrd pa rtyv?
A%ill readyV ini this Campus111 is ai sma111'll iu of
the dhiscontented students whol( plan1 to go~ toI
school hut. fouri years, yet whot woul like to
hohd a1 (camipus oIlit. 1To thm we' sa1v-Formi
With It. TIh/e (Numroc wvill supplort youh.
TOM WALiRER HAS
FOUND A WAY
B rJ0Tom Walu1ker, editoIr-elect of the now deCfunfct
camlfpuls mfagazmne, The C7arolinian, has found a
way to put out that sheet.
Tlom is goinlg toI sue this j1paper for libehl, re
gairding a famlous bit oIf literatulre written
about hlimf iln The Gamecock last week.
"Withl the money thait I wou(ld( 'ollec,t from
the suit, I coldl publlishl The ('arolinian," the
quick-thinking Tomn says..
That's one way of doing it, but it surprises
us. WVe thought Tom was waiting on Santa
Claus to bring him a litl Carolnin.
THE QUARTER SYSTEM
WILL WORK HERE
The following is a brief defense of the quar
ter system that is working so well in such
schools of higher learning as North Carolina,
Georgia, etc.
-1 1. Classes, in such a system, meet every
day, Mondays through Fridays. The inter
vening lapse of a day as in the two semester
system, will thus be avoided, which will tend
to keep one's thoughts concentrated on class
work from day to (liy.
2. 'The class-cutting problem would be
solved since no() classes meet on Saturday.
3. It wouhl provide 1111 ealsy method where
by students n(t so fortunately blessed with
"the medium of excluinge" could finish school
inl three years by attending the summer school
quarter.
4. The qiiater system makes it possible
for short periods of work to cover before a fi
nal exam. a facrt that would enable students
who have to eram for the aforementioned, a.
very nmeh1(.1 better chance of iassing.
We believe the quarter system could work
here at Carolina. It's working out to a great
degree of efliciency at nearby institutions.
AT LAST SOMETHING
TANGIBLE IS STARTED
A group of Carolina students earnestly
pledged tleimlselves this week at a Imeeting in
the Y.M.C.A. building to work toward a defi
nite studeit. bo(y.N government in this institu
tion.
'heir pla-Is were to, first, pick out a suit
aible time for both student leaders, faculty
imembers, and administration men to get to
getler. At such I gathering they hope that
problellis relating to differences between these
groups can he thrashed out. That there, both
grouPs call tell the other exactly What they
are striving to accoiplisl for the good of the
Uiiversitv'.
All the cliinpuis leaders present in the Y this
week hledged themlselves to be at just such a
gathIering. and naturally they will be. lol(W
ever, we'll believe that the other group is pres
ent only whet we see them there.
CHRISTIAN MISSION
-A SUCCESS
To say that the Y.M.C.A. sponosered ini
versitY of South Caroliun Christian Mission
is a1 SuIc(ess is "puttinug it mihl Ily."
Studenlerts could n't find seats ini chapel to lis
tent to thle sp)eakers, so great was their p)opularI
ity. A large unmber of those who did get into
chapel hiad to sit ont the stairs. The laces
wer' jaluuned wherever thle twelv~e '"mnission
ai ries" sp oke.
Universit of Sout Carolina student
learniedI sonmethi ing diiuring t his wveek. Indeedl
it was a Rel igiouts Emphl)lasis.
The/ (,'meco'k hopes tha lt the studeneut body
will ob)serve (Christin Mission Week like the
fellow dIownJ thle street observes Thanksgiving.
Ile Ihas Trur1key on that day, and is thankful,
bult lie continues to be thankful the other 364I
dlays ini the y'ear.
Will the stuldent b)ody continue to thinik re
ligioni the other 364 (lays?
WILL OUR CAMPAIGN FOR
RE-ALLOCATION SUCCEED?
Most of the niomiinations for mnemblership) on
the Student Activities (Commulittee havi e been
t urnied into President McKissick, and this pa
per'l hasi a prlemlonition that something will be
dlone soon abloult re-allocating the student ac
tivities fund.
P'residlent McKissick, whlo sees a dlefinite
nieedl for the matter to lbe attended to imme
dliate'ly, hopes to have the committee appoint
ed andl working, if p)ossible, b)y next week.
We hope so.
It's this paper's hope, also, that people en
tirely unaffected b)y politics will be appointed.
Which definitely is an unuisutal thing on this
Too many people have missed the point all
together concerning TIhe (Gamecock's p)lea for
re-allocation, as witness a letter to the editor
pubillishedl elsewhere on this page. It's not
one little detail that wve are campaigning to
change. It's the entire allocation.
Campus Camera
--HIO STATE
LABORATORiES USE
5000 eyRO
A YEAR, AT 150 EACH!
ILII
13 CAMPUT STAUE BEARS
1ME INSPCR11ON, 'JOHN HAWARD,
FOUNDER, *638* Au. OF 1ESE
STATEMENTS' ARE FASE FOR
JOHN HARVARD DID NOT 0UND
UNIVERFITY OF CRATTANOOGA TE COttEGE; IT WAS FOUNDED
MUDENT OLD A COTEMST : IN 1636, AND IT IS NOT A STA1UE
EACH YEAR TO %SELECT TIAE OF RVARD OEASE NOBODY
BACHELR OP UGLINESS! Y WHAT HE UDKED UKE!
+Questionmof-Week
Would you favor the quarter system, which divides
the school year into three periods instead of two, at
Carolina?
Frank Sloan-Quarter system by all means. Among other
things, it would solve the failure (estion at the end of the first
iemester.
Mary Frances PtAk-I Lhiiik li's the thing, but don't ask me
why.
Margaret Haskell-I like it just the way it is now.
Steve Nettles-Sounds good to me. CERTIFIED.
Peggy Bailey-I am very much in favor of it because I think
that the students would get more out of their classes by meet.
ing them five days a week.
Jimmy Hill-I think it would be ideal. It has proved to b(
satisfaci ory in many large universities.
Betty Withington-I'm all in favor of it because we'd have
Saturday as holidays.
"Rinkie" Patterson-I've read about it and it should work
here. The students here don't have enough rest and the quarte
system would give us an extra day off.
Paul Sansbury-I think it would be a much better thing. W(
could observe continuity instead of having a break in between
class meetings.
Beverley Ninninger--I like the present system because of the(
variety in classes. We get to see more people this way, too.
Horace Traylor-It would get too monotonous going to th<
same classes every day.
Lucille Crosby-I think it's a (darn good idea, dlon't you'l
Lavinia Lyles-I think it's a grand idea--unquote.
Jane Crum-I think we should have it, but we don 't hav<
enough money or room.
Letters To The Editor
Mr. Paul S. League hsbe etn 100 o o
Editor, Thew Gamuecock rd
D)ear "Scoop":ThntoyolevyurlfOe
D)uring the last six years, the ed- t h hreo eetoiwe o
itors of the Garnet and Black re- syta u aeokeio eev
ceivedl salaries amounting to an av-ony$5adteGneadflc
erage of around $260.00 per year.edtr$30
D)uring that periodl, andl from those YoGaeckdirseeve$7
salaries, the editors madle special tripspeyarislre,pus$0fo
to other states to annual clinics and ln laueti, u h et
exhibits, paying their own expenses. pr faohr$0 nmdl n
They also made special trip)s to Go-kesacyar
lumbia for (lays at a time (luring the Hocayuwihfrnssyta
summer, preparing annual work, at ti s$5t 30
their own expense.Duigm seoryawee
During this same time, the editorwrtthGantndBckcsi
and business manager of your honor-ttin Thrweepbcradg
able sheet, even when your paper's Ii- ftepooe lcmn ntr
nancial sheet was in the redl, spent(ifrntocsn.Thtcniu
around $200 a year to jaunt aroundllo asdteeio' aayfo
the country to press conventions. $0 o$0.(htddntap
Now there might be some reason t e a led nofc.
for the annual editor and business Yueioso h aeo
manager to take such trips if thesemtthnyorlvsheptc
year-book bank account will afford tr ftesuetbd' efr
it. (That was true for the first time, Ddyu esnly ohrt te
this year, and I certainly approveanoftsetuntb(ymtig
their taking advantage of it). The Icudwiemr,btti hu
year-book staff holds office in sec- ase orms nareioil
ond semester also and can dlerive Sneey
much benefit from attending such aCure acth,
meeting. Busa tht The Gamecock editor retr 99GantadJcie
The Fourth And
The
Column
MCKINNEY -BY- BRITTAIN
TO DATE, OR NOT TO DATE
Girls whose nights of glory (dates) have been curtailed because of
their failure to measure up to necessary scholastic standards, ,already d
have started searching for means and methods of evading the date limit
ing rule.
What constitutes a "date"? Is sitting in the sorority room with a man
to be considered a date?
' Now, if "a promise to be present at a specified time and place" may be
construed as a proper definition of a date, here is one loophole: Have
your roomate tell Joe College or Charlie Cityboy that you are expecting
to be in some sorority room (he'll know which one) sometime after
supper (he'll know the time). According to the above definition this is
not a date because no specified time or place is mentioned, nor is any
promise involved.
(Hint: a book might be taken along as sufficient proof that you are not
dating.)
For sale: Our booklet, "Ways and Means of Evasion" will be sent free
of charge to any co-ed who sends her telephone number and $1.98 to
cover cost of licking the stamp.
* * * * *
TRUTHFUL TIDBITS
Doctor Timmons' Spanish 22 students were reading the love life of two
porcelain statues Tuesday. Mary King was translating a particularly
amorous passage and stumbled slightly over parts of it. (There are
those who'll say, "Impossible".)
The professor, attempting to straighten her out, said, "You have had
boys say that you're the only one, haven't you?"
As Mary blushed, he hacked back with, "Or have you?"
Then, taking a third look, lie declared emphatically, "I know you have."
Prof. Sherri!! to Paul League: "It's hard to tell a lemon from a peach
after dark, eh, Mr. League?"
Paul League to Prof. Sherrill, "You bet, if she's brunette."
To an unsuspecting vocabularly-building class the other Viorning
Doctor Babcock confided: "I didn't know what the word, 'smooch',
meant until yesterday."
Who taught you the definition, professor?
This is an old one by Prof. Wienefeld. Granting that they had busted
his quiz on ancient history, two burly campus showmen asked about
taking the test over.
To which the erudite prof aptly remarked, "Why, yes, gentlemen, you
may take the quiz over-first semester next year."
* ** * * *
LIMPY LIMERICK
There is a young student named Clark,
Who purchased a car in the dark.
The thing won't run
Sans gas-he has none.
So Clark can do nothing but park.
(In the dark?)
* * ** * *
FEATHERS OF THE WEEK
After a brief respite during which the
Honorary Gamecock put out new feathers,
we resume our weekly awards.
This week we decorate R. G. Bell, Y.M.
C. A. executive secretary, for his work in
promoting the second annual religious em
phasis week, and Dr. Robert Griffen, di
rector of religious work at Princeton uni
versity, who acted as campus chairman for
the religious venture.
Doctor Griffen's and other speaker's in
fluence will remain on the campus long
after religious week has passed into the
archives of memory.
* * * * * *
FAMA SEMPER VIVAT
This week Mission leaders have told us that we live in a changing
world. We echo their statements. Political changes, social changes,
map changes, viewpoint changes, economic changes, personality changes,
CAMPUS CHANGES.
We recognize with sorrow and regret certain changes on our campus.
We particularly grieve to see the old P'residepit's Home fall before the on
slought of a new campus order.
The column wonders if a monument built of b)rick from the old house
might be erected to its memory and to the memory of the men who once
lived there. Or would even a slim shaft detract from the magnificence
of the new library and be inharmonious to the new Carolina?
S * * * * * *
-SAGACIOUS SYMPTOMS
When your heels hit hard '/ ,.,
And your head feels queer,
And your thoughts foam up
- Like the froth on beer;
. When your legs are weak'
And your voice is strong,
And you laugh like h
At some damn fool song
You're drunk,
By gouh,
You're drunk! , -