The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 23, 1940, Page Page Six, Image 6
The Gamecock
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IT'S GAY COLORS AND
STUFF AGAIN TOMORROW
Upwards of 25,000 fans will watch Carolina
and Clemson come together in the 38th renewal
of an ancient gridiron rivalry tomorrow after
noon. Confusion and spirit will reign supreme
again from the time of the opening whistle
until the last car speeds around the six lane
highway homeward.
Odds, comparative scores and pre-game dope
easily point out the fact that one team is sup
posed to bowl over the other at random. But
notwithstanding that fact, this tradition
steeped game of games will continue to pack
them in to form a blurred panorama of color
cheering stands, green turf, and brilliant uni
forms-a symphony of intermingling voices,
colors, thrills and ceremonies.
Tomorrow afternoon, 41 years after the first
clash in 1896, the two schools, represented by
their gridiron teams will turn their thoughts to
school patriotism and friendly rivalry-both to
come as a climax of blazing bon-fires and
spirited pep-meetings. Once the battles were
discontinued when spirit gave way to pug
naciousness, but today both student bodies have
no room for those who would give way to such
demonstrations. It's a rivalry-a gentlemen's
feud.
Tomorrow afternoon they meet. Friday is
another day. But until that day, and now it
seems to be cons away, we repeat one phrase to
our football team and its coaches, and we in
tend for it to beat a staccato-like rhythm
through their brains throughout the length of
the battle. It ia:
BEATHIELL OUT OF CLEMSON!
NOTE TO ERRANT
UNIVERSITY SONS
Two weeks ago the father of a certain Caro
lina junior journeyed to Columbia and the
University to see his son. He didn't find his
son in his dormitory room so he proceeded to
work out a little simple trick.
On his son's bookshelf was tihe modern King
James' version of the Bible. This proud but
sly poppa immediately hit upon a plan to test
his son. In that Bible he placed a crisp new
five dollar bill, a saw-tooth that would crackle
at the slightest disturbance.
Two days ago that same poppa came back to
visit his son in the same locale-the dormitory
room, and this time the studious young man
was in. After the usual salutations and such
were over, Mr. Sr. walked over to the book
shelf, took down the Bible-and there was the
frogskin five, just where he had placed it the
fortnight before. Although the son wanted to
keep it, the dissapointed poppa replaced the bill
in his own hip pocket.
"You had your chance, son," he said, "may
be this will be a lesson to you."
We don't expect it to happen all over the
campus but we know at least five boys who are
gbing to make it post haste to their rooms and
start reading psalms and parables again, after
thay read this.
STUDENTS HERE HAVE HONOR;
PROFESSORS POSSESS SYSTEM
This University is unique in many respects.
But probably the most different thing about
Carolina is its queer honor system, said to be
the oldest in the United States.
You all have heard of those honor systems
in which the professors have the honor and the
students have the system. But did you ever
stop to think that the situation is reversed
here? Yes, we students have all the honor and
our professors have the system. Sounds im
possible; nevertheless, in the final analysis it's
true.
Approximately 350 students have signed the
Honor Code this year, pledging not to cheat on
quizzes and examinations and to report others
whom they see cheating. The names of the
Honor Code signers are printed each year in
The Ganecock. Those who sign are in some
measure respected and honored by professors.
About this professorial system - during
quizzes most professors double space students
to prevent cheating, and stay in the classroom
watching for the smallest sign of illegal prac
tice. On examinations some classes, especially
the larger ones, are watched by two instructors.
This is indeed a system which belittles the
Honor Code, insults the integrity of students
and sometimes tends to increase cheating. It's
the old case of the negro who said, "Boss, when
white folks trust me, I ain't gonna do nothin'.
But when they suspects me, I's gonna give 'em
sutthin' to cry about."
The Gamecock believes the real fault in Car
olina's honor system lies in the clause in the
Honor Code requiring signers to tell on those
whom they see cheat. It should be left to pro
fessors to decide whose honest and whose not.
Students should look out for themselves and no
one else. And how can anyone taking to quiz
honestly, see signs of cheating around him?
According to most classroom laws, students
should keep Lheir eyes on their own papers.
The Gamecock definitely is for an honor
system-one which students will feel proud to
follow. One step in this direction will have to
be the elimination of that "I will report"
clause in the Honor Code. Many students who
have refused to sign the Code, but who are
definitely in favor of a governing principle at
Carolina, say that clause keeps them from the
honor list.
A MESSAGE FROM STUDENT
BODY PRESIDENT BLATT
The following is a message to alumni and
friends of the University who'll be here to
morrow, written by Sol Blatt, Jr., president
of the student. body:
We, the students of the University of South
Carolina welcome you from the bottom of our
hearts on your return for the annual Carolina
Clemson game.
The improvements on our campus have been
many, and for them-to you-our alumni and
friends, we say, "thanks a million."
Without your active interest and whole
hearted support our new dormitories, swim
ming pool, and new library, to mention a few,
would have remained things of the future.
Our University has made rapid strides for
ward in every phase of college life under the
leadership of one of the finest presidents in its
entire history--Dr. J. Rion McKissick. And
after today's game-win, lose or draw, we will
continue to have at the head of our athletic
program a man in whom we have the utmost
confidence-Coach Rex Enright. These two
men must be given credit for the splendid spirit
and loyalty that now prevails on our campus.
We hope that your day will be the most en
joyable in many years and please don't wait
too long to coine back again.
Sincerely,
SOL BLATT, Jr.
President, The Student Body.
STUDENT BODY BANS
DRINKING AT GAMES
Again this year, as in past annums, the Car
olina student body has gone on record as op
posing drinking at football games, especially
the Clemson classic.
The resolution, authorized by K. S. K. service
fraternity, is a fine thing, but The Gamecock
feels that the need for such a resolution is de
creasing every year; that is, drinking by Caro
lina students or any other students at football
games is a thing of the past.
A student that does so now is looked down
upon as having very poor manners and 4aste,
by his fellow students, and we think that the
tendency is something to be put down on the
accomplishments sie of the Crolia leg.
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+Questionmof-Week
What would you propose to do about the excessive cut
ting of Saturday classes by weekending students?
Elliott McCants-I am in favor of double cuts. Maybe it'll
make more students attend Saturday classes, and classes are
more important than most students realize. Besides, I like to
see all the pretty little girls in classes on Saturday.
Mickey Harris-I see no reason why students should not cut
on Saturdays as long as they remain within the number of cuts
allowed by the registrar's office.
Harry Brill-Don't have any classes on Saturday.
Margaret Haskell-If they're so worried about Saturday cuts
let's just cut on Monday instead. The faculty doesn't realize
how important out-of-town dances can be sometimes.
Lib Watson-I have no suggestion other than to advise against
the employment of double cuts.
Vernon Sloan-Give out-of-town students early classes-say
eight to ten o'clock or else double up on Tuesday and Thursday
and not have Saturday classes at all.
Hawkins Eggerton-Why shouldn't a student cut on Satur
day just as wvell as on any other day, as long as he or she stays
within the allowed number of cuts. I see no problem that needs
any solving at all.
Julian Levin--I am in favor of double cuts on Saturdays.
John Boyd--Anybody that doesn't have any more sense than
to cut Saturday classes regularly should be allowed to take the
cuts.
Matthew Poliakoff-The most feasible solution is to dispense
with Saturday classes.
Eddie Williams--If they haven't taken over the allowed num
ber of cuts, I think they should be allowed to cut on Saturday.
A cut is a cut and college students arc old enough to know what
they're doing.
Louise Anderson--Have Saturday morning classes on Friday
afternoon.
Carlotta Cooper--Just have double cuts on Saturday and have
them make up all work missed.
Jack Cook--I don't think anything should be (lone about it.
If they want to cut on Saturday, let 'em cut. Then if they get
more cuts than they are allowed, let the Registrar's office take
care of it.
Letters To The Editor
Mr. Paul "Scoop" League, and haven't given us their permis
Editor, The Gamecok. sion to date the person in mind,
Dear "Scoop": rules have been passed forbidding
There is a question which lies US to do so.
foremost in our minds at present. Another angle is: our Mothers
Why can't we keep company with may not be acquainted with many
our friends at Fort Jackson with-- other desirable young men that we
out riten ermssio frm hme?may like to date. So how can they
We've used our judgment in the tesy ay intthe they poeo
past so why can't we now? kno bolutelyuesting about thm.
We have life long friends at the Stil abshey nothing weeabdouhm
fort, some, whom weve heard noth- to be onour wn whe thdeyg
ing of at present. If we should allowed ustourattend thi henither
receive a call from one asking us sity. We have to mke other d
out to dinner or such why refuse cisions now that we'e otherfde
them the request when we know school. So why wre' awabl from
that we could spend an enjoyable make this decisio ntw bet
evening in their company; but sim- Sic-ey
ply because our parents know noth- MANAncCONdNOR and
ing of their presence at the fort IGNASIH
The Fowth And
The
Fiofth
Columnm
MCKINNEY -BY- BRITTAIN
IN DEFENSE OF THE COW
Clemson, pour the wine tonight,
For your joy will end with dawn.
Oh, you'll probably sing all right,
But 'twill be no victory song.
The Gamecocks are a gunnink
For that arrogant Tiger meat.
And you'll see we weren't a punnin'
When the Birds turn on the heat.
So from these parts you'd better git
And take along your roar,
For the cows will probably quit
When you tell to them the score.
Tigertown will be all sorrow,
But not from Clemson's jiltin'.
Lads will wail for many a morrow
Because there is no milkin'.
Stop this thing ere it's too lateI
But, alas, it is a pity.
Quiet, my boy, we've got one date
With the discipline committee.
* * * * * *
CLASSROOM COMEDY
Probably the choicest morsels of American humor come from college
classrooms. There the jokes are not lascivious nor do they possess the
slap-stickiness of vaudeville. It is the occasional injection of such wit
into the lecture hour that makes such hours endurable.
Here are samples of unadulterated humor that parades daily through
Carolina classrooms:
A local English professor asked a freshman get-around man to correct
this sentence: "Girls is naturally better looking than boys."
And the answer was quite opposite: "Girls is artifically better looking
than boys."
Two sentences from a Government quiz: "The laws of the United
States do not allow a man to have but one wife. This is called Mo.
notony."
Likewise from an English theme: "Robert Louis Stevenson got
married and went on his honeymoon. It was then that he wrote
Travels with a Donkey."
And here's what a prof told a Bible class Tuesday morning: "Game
or no game, we've got to get the Children of Israel to the Promised
Land before Thursday."
* * * * * *
THE LOVEABLE MRS. COLONEL
The column this week combines its
awards of merit-Feathers of the Week
, and decorates the modest Mrs. Colonel,
wife of President J. Rion McKissick.
,,,,-Her contributions to the lasting good.
- ness of alma mater, her dynamic person
* - ality, and her sincere interest in students
make her one of the most likeable persons
of the University community. We us
feignedly salute this gracious Southern
lady.
* * * * e e
DAINTY DIGRESSIONS
Junior Jane Wyley may not be a dove of peace (too many Gamecock
gallants and Clemson clover-blossoms are fighting over her), but We
must admit that her pleasingly pleading voice has the male contingents
of this and other camipi exactly where she wants them. Perhaps she's
just a coo-ed.
So "Patterson hurled anathma at us for writing the truth about the
campus hash house? He (now a Clemson reporter) is himself a fine
example of mess hall evils. Now don't tell us that pudgy profile didn't
come from excess hydro-carbons (starch to you).
Kate Park Johnson read Zuckerman's PRC once too often as
semester and really believed that "cheezcake is food for thought." M
a result of sharpening her brain cells with the gooey stuff, she's nloW
trying to reduce. Never mind KT, we think you're plump cute.
Freshman Pat Pruitt reported last week that he is unable to mis
8hoclock classes because his alarm clock hasn't the power to reach his.
trough all those deep layers of slumber. We hereby put Pat down as
a morphemaniac.
h To an Anderson cowdet named Bill: A certain girl (M. C.) with blach
hair, lovely eyes and a firey figure says you think she's not up to yof
par So we'll keep her here, and you can keep your cows.
Kappa Alpha Sonny Patterson already has gone into naval trainiln#
hisrs a-s hou each day he stands over the Legare water fount to cdl
** * * * *
COMPETITION FOR WARING?
The Fifth Column goes competing with Fred Waring to offer tilt
fllowng Gamecock ditty. It's written to the tune of "After ta
Bl"and is called "Gamecocks Forever."
After the game is over,
After the crowd has gone,
After the Tiger's beaten,
After the fight is won,
Gamecock, will reign forever
Champion will be their name.
Garnet and Black will wave ever -
After the Game.
coWith thi feeble effort at expressing school spirit we close tl
cmrowhich we dedicate to the lads who fight for Carolina *
morrow. Totewoedamn team we say: Give 'em HELL, Om