The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 04, 1940, Page Page Six, Image 6
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1906
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZXLES, First Editor
Entered as eecond-clasw matter at the postoffice at Columbia,
S. 0. Nov. 20, 1908.
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Issued weekly by the Literary societies at the University of South
Carolina during the college year.
PAUL S. LEAGUE . . . . . . . . . Editor
E. W. "DUCK" SWEATMAN, Jr., Business Mgr.
PHILIP WILMETH ..... Managing Editor
EDITORIAL STAFF
Joe Kirby .................-.-.-......................Sports Editor
Blanche Gibbs ...................-.---................Co-ed Editor
Jane Cox ..............................................Society Editor
ASSOOIATE EDITORS
Dick Frick Jim McKinney Ed Patterson
Bernie Bass Deward Brittain Leonard Turnbull
STAFF WRITERS
Frank Sloan Albert Eggerton Frances Meeks
Bob Quinn Donald Law Paul Posey
Bud Getsinger Pitkin Bell John Nash
David Brockington .........-...............Circulation Manager
George Gregory .....----...........................Exchange Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
Marie Ulmer Beryl Kerns Marion Whaley
Lii Hair Walter Taylor
TELEPHONE SERVICE IS
SADLY NOT IN EVIDENCE'
It should take long deliberation to declare
nything an acute situation, but The Gamecock
elieves that just such a situation exists on
his campus.
It is practically impossible for University
tudents or anyone else for that matter to get
call through the University telephone system
n any d.ecent length of time between the hours
f -sii and eight p. m. Yet the University has
apable operators, efficient at their work.
But those operators are literally worked to
he bone trying to give telephone service to
800 students when they haven't the proper
acilities with which to render that service.
Because of the fact that calls can't be made
nto or out of the two University women's
ormitories after eight p. m., the number of
alls are doubled, even trebled, in the two hours
ust before eight o'clock and accounts partly
or the situation.
We declare it an acute situation and recom
mend the installation of a dual switchboard
providing for two operators during those two
hours and any other hours that would be
deemed necessary.
We think that the telephone authorities
should jump at the opportunity to better their
service and to keep the good will of their pub
lie. After all they are a public utility. We
know the company can act when pushed, for
we counted exactly seven of their service
trucks by the student union building Sunday
when they were installing the new WPA switch
board, evidently a rush job.
Maybe we're wrong but we declare the lack
of telephone service an acute situation.
CAROLINIAN EDITORS
NEED A BUSINESS MAN
Whlen w'e think of the plight of the Caro
linian, campus magazine of the past two year:s,
we think of that tile adage concerning those
who help themselves.
We're not great students of business science
ourselves but it seems that tile statement made
by the Carolinian's guiding geniuses that ''if
the Carolinian does not get money from the
University, regardless of subscription and ad
vertising money, the magazine will go under''
is a statement made by people who just don't
like to work.
We might be wrong, and we admit that we
haven't any figures to back up our statement.
But it seems that with a good business manager
and advertising solicitor in a town the size of
Columbia any college publication should be able
to make a go of it on merely advertising.
Only one thing will make the subscription
list grow, and if those aforementioned guiding
geniuses will permit us we'll make a few sug
gestions. Lighten up your magazine; it's too
stodgy, matter-of-fact and serious. Read the
Navy Log, the M. I. T'. VooDoo, or even the
North Carolina Buccaneer, and you'll get some
ideas. But for goodness-sakes editors, make it
a lively magazine.
'If the Carolinian business staff will quit pro
orastinating and consult our own ''Duck"
*tiinsetman, perhaps funds from the University
W 14not be necessary. We certainly hope
tb r I on't cease publication.
AT THIS TfME
WE SALUTE ENRIGHT
Tomorrow afternoon 4ex Enright's Carolina
Gamecocks op6n their football season, and the
wisenheimers have the Gamecocks slated to lose
their opener.
To the old grads who'll walk the Carolina
campus again tomorrow morning, and who
have come home once more, hoping against
hope, that .Carolina will finally come up with
a winning gridiron team, we have the following
to say:
Yes, it's true Carolina is slated to lose the
game tomorrow, and are slated to come out on
the short end of this year's schedule, but old
grads, this year we've got a team. Win or
lose we've got a team that will fight its heart
out until the final whistle.
Enright opens his third year as a Gamecock
coach tomorrow, and those three years are be
ginning to pay dividends. He's molded in that
time a team with spirit-a fighting team. True,
his team may lose tomorrow, but spectators
won't go away from the game regretting that
they had ever bought a ticket. They will have
seen a good show, and a Carolina team that
for once asked no quarter.
A slender squad, a giant-killer schedule
which was made-up even before Enright came
here, by the way, and lack of funds, confronted
Enright this season; conditions that would
cause ordinary coaches to resign.
Against such odds this man-Enright
molded a team this year. Enright did it-we
know Enright-we promise you a ball club that
you will be proud of.
CONCERNING A CAROLINA
STUDENT UNION LOBBY
For two weeks The Gamecock stuck through
thick and thin with the administration, praising
its policy and purpose, but now we are sick,
disgusted to say the least.
Just like the feeling that is bound to come
after the third chocolate bar, it came upon us.
And we quit.
We walked into the former student union
building one afternoon recently, and there to
our great surprise, was not the customary
lounge and meeting place with its leather
covered chairs and furniture, but the outpost
of the fleet of offices that the WPA is arrang
ing in the top two floors of the building.
We upheld the administration when they is.
sued the statement that they had rented the
top two floors of the building for we felt it
was necessary to national defense, but now we
are slightly disgusted. We have been let down
as it were. The student union lobby which had
grown to be a necessity for such matters as a
boy meeting his parents or his girl or his friend
there, is no more. In fact one can't walk
through the front door of the building.
These are undoubtedly futile words. The
WPA has already moved in. But we still think
that the University let its student body down
whlen it rented a way the student union lobby.
THE GAMECOCK
RECEIVES AN EPISTLE
The Gamecock received a letter this week
from a fraternity man, a letter which we in
tend to publish as soon as the ashamed fellow
gets up enough nerve to attach his name to
the epistle.
And epistle it was. For four pages this
Greek gallant hurled anathema at ye editor and
our style of writing, and if there was a point to
the entire communication we've yet to find it.
The poor fellow attacked our journalistic style
in ferocious fashion, but we couldn't help
noticing that he began his letter with the per
sonal pronoun "I.''
The Gamecock intends to be broadminded
about the letter and hopes the rest of the cam
pus will be when the letter is published, because
after all there's no reaison for one letter to in
fluence people to believe that all fraternity men
are dumb.
WANTA FIGHT?
Would you rather fight or have some one else
do it for you?
We thought so. That's what Mrs. J. Rion
McKissick thinks also, and that lovely lady is
feverishly behind a movement to help the fel
lows who are doing our fighting for us right
now, the granite-like 'British Tommy.
The Gamecock reasons as does Mrs. Mc
Kissick. If the "battlin' Briton's'' fall, then
undoubtedly, in our opinion, it'll be our turn.
Therefore, common sense would dictate - that
we extend as much aid as possible to our first
line of defense.
The Gamecock asks every student to look at
the thing in as serious a way as possible and
to reason our lead question out-then if you are
affected as are the majority of those who have
done the same thing you'll put your shoulder
behind the wheel to send-Bndnles To Britain
Campus Camera
00-ED 0U 'PEND 1176 HOURS
OR 49 DAYS BEFORE A MIRRR
DURING %)UR 4 0aUJ=GE YEARS/
AND IF U'RE AN AVERPGE CODL
LEGE MN YOU NOW/ KNOW THE
REASON FOR -WSE "LONG WAITS'
+Question-of -Week
Who do you think will win the Carolina-Georgia game
-predict the score?
Preston Westmoreland: Carolina 7; Georgia 0.
Vernon Sloan: Carolina 0; Georgia 13.
Robert Putnam: Carolina 13; Georgia 27.
Milton Freedman: Carolina 7; Georgia 21.
Bill Gamble: Carolina 7; Georgia 0.
Jimmy Merchant: Carolina 7; Georgia 20.
Art Roberts: Carolina 7; Georgia 18.
Norman Baum: Carolina 6; Georgia 0.
John Hazelton: Carolina 0; Georgia 0.
Rita Kaufman: Carolina 6; Georgia 20.
Malcolm "Brew" Beers: Carolina 0; Georgia 13.
David Alterman: Carolina 7; Georgia 0.
Wallace Evans: I'm no prophet, but here's to you Carolina,
I hope you win.
Kay Du.ffy: Carolina 14; Georgia 0.
Celia Zusman: Carolina 6; Georgia 7.
Letters To The Editor.,
Editor's Note: ALL commumications to The Gamecock should be signed
by the author and should not exceed 250 words.
Mr. Paul League i ona ela te uiess
Editor, The GamecockWhcolnttearsbtasf
Dear Scony:abesoupaetcolseth
I've been around the Universitygaeiwecudt;oelebsl
now a little over three years andabesthtwwotfelsife
during that time certain questions aebiggpds osek
have arisen in my mind, as no doubt Whdos'smenstradiv
they have arisen in the minds oftogtbtetiltfciisfrth
others. I waited for others to take odtnmnssnetecae oe
the initiative, but for the most partmethsflndo?
my waiting has been in vain. Now Whis'acetldnecom
being a senior perhaps I can inquire tefre iheeysuetpyn
with some ease. asalaon fmnyadhv
One thing I would like to ask, is trebgnm ad ruh on
what proportion of my $9.25 paid for Iwudrte ertrebgnm
my so-called athletic card is used for bnsta ot hs acsw
athletic purposes. I ask this becausehaesxtm.Tebibndwol
I understand that some of the feeadglmutoheansadte
is diverted to The Gamecock andsmlenubrodacsndoe
the literary societies. For the mostinestdtunswolmaehs
part only a small number of students asces
are members of these literary socie- Whis'telascoldenr
ties and they pay semester dues. Thechsdoouplicaaprntcud
Gamecock every one reads withoutrufoofiewtutiginth
further payment (you hope). Butstegornntotopak
the athletic cards-they are compul- WydentteUiest u
sory, non-transferable and non-sale-ladowinMcyGegprad
able. The latter statement puts my- bid2 enscut?I vr n
self and many other students in a pe- a aoiadsrdt lytni n
culiar situation,.eeddo h orshr,Ia
By way of explanation, I, alongafadecstenwol'tpya
with about fifteen other students workseayarMybeptofhet
in the city theatres on Saturday. Bus-lecfecodbeudfrths
iness is good and we are needed to NointeasprgahIsic
handle the people. At the same timebohfeinteiraddn'qes
our football games take place. We to u ugs httepoesr
are working and should we desirehaecrgofteexbksndet
to get off it would be impossible be- te ou.Te msr o'
cause the extras are Carolina stu- hv obyfv ok oaig$ n
dents, and common sense would showseltmfo50cn.Iamo
that one wouldn't give up a football eooitbtIko hsintgo
game to work two hours for perhapsbuiesvninGray
half of what he has already paid forThns"Sopfrteplauef
the game. This is true of the boysgetnthslaofmycs.
whowor inthesho an fod sore coullac te "Bstrs Cean.fr
The F"trth And
The
Fifth
Column
MCKINNEY -BY- BRITTAIN
DEMOCRACY MORE OR LESS
When this column made its debut in The Gamecock, it welcomed fresh.
men "to the most democratic campus in the world." We realize now
the danger of the superlative.
A Tiger columuiist stepped out of his league last week to take issue
with us concerning campus democracy. Says he, Clemson is the most
democratic place on the map. And his reasons: The lack of "bigoted
fraternities" and more "hellos" in the Tiger lair.
They call us Fifth Columnists, but we love democracy. And so we
visited the mountain outpost last weekend to get a few pointers on how
to better Carolina's democracy. But instead of democracy we found a
concentration camp hidden away in the Blue Ridge. In recesses about
the campus we found numerous freshmen cowering in terror of being
discovered out of their rooms after curfew. Several others were debat
ing the advisibility of going home at the,risk of five demerits.
The Tiger journalist is absolutely correct about having more boys
at Clemson to say "hello." But we'll still take our masculine greetings
diluted with the beaming smiles and friendly "hello theres" of bouyant,
beautiful co-eds.
Perhaps our friend has lived so long in the Tiger den he's lost his
definition of democracy and love of feminine pulchritude.
* * * * *
FEATHERS OF THE WEEK
To give recognition to unsung campus personalities, to pay tribute
to the men and women who make our University a greater Caro
lina, we hereby inaugurate the honorary Gamecock Feather Club,
from which we pluck two feathers weekly to pin on deserving
members.
You may <not know the persons we decorate, for they are so
busy serving you they have no time to get around. The ticking of
the clock is no more regular than their services to this, our alma
mater.
Garnet feather of the week goes to Mrs. Robert Dugan, beautiful,
and amiable telephone operator. She takes all the telephonic persecu
tion Carolina students can give-and still wears a perennial smile.
To Ottis F. Kelly, assistant treasurer and chairman of the Uni
versity's NYA committee, we give the Black Feather. His friend
liness and genuine interest in students make him one of Carolina's
best like administrative officers.
* * * * *
HEARTBEAT OF THE HORSESHOE
Gaunt and garrulous Holmes Dreher was hailed last week before the
tenement 10 criminal tribunal-Judge George S. Yeldell presiding-for
conduct unbecoming the vice-president of the junior class.. .Overheard:
"Is she (Geraldine Sharpiro) opinionated? Why, she's got flat feet from
taking stands on questions."
Publicity Hound Matthew Poliakoff is all aditter. His gal from the
red hills of Georgia will be in the stands tomorrow when the Gamecocks
meet the Bulldogs... It's no use for "Muscled Out" Patterson to hang
around Freshman Molly Owens. Someone has already hung - out an
"Exclusive-copyrighted" sign over her door.
Miss Celia Swecker, custodian of the campus Hash House, held a
staff meeting this week to try to find out which one of her waiters re
leased the immortal "who bent the steak" story carried here last week...
Bill Marano currently is confined to his room by decree of the discipline
committee. .
FOR WOMEN ONLY
Extra!
Uniforms of students who enter Carolina's naval//
ROTC unit will be virtually the same as those
worn by midshipmen of the United States Naval
Academy. The only difference between USC
uniforms and Annapolis dress will be the in
signia worn on the sleeve, Capt. R. A. Hall,
commanding officer of the unit, said today.
A omplete description of ROTC garb, as released by Presiden~t
Mlsasick to your correspondents, says the uniforms will consist of
bue blouses and trousers, hat with emblem, black tie and shoes,
white shirts with turn down collars, and white working suits and
DE JEEP COSTS DOUGH
Alex "De Jeep" Urban has an exclusive and discriminating twist in
his brain.. .We hear-via the feminine mail service-that De Jeep picks
his gals by the amount of available cash they have and the amount
of food they can stuff into his mammouth mouth.
One co-ed-a Delta Zeta-sent the following communique to the
elongated Jeep: "I have a picture of you on my dresser, and I like it~
more than anything else I have."
CTo this not-so-veiled hint Urban answered, "Do you have an ice box?.
Ceez kid, no ice box, no Jeep."
A rival sorority sister tried the automobile method, After Urban was
comfortably settled in the car, he drawled, "I hoeyuhvpltyo
gas, 'cause no gas, no Jeep."', Oeyuhv lnyo
tOne Marguerite Tice-still Delta Zeta-seems to have met with.
te most success in the conquest of the elusiebtpeiu ep h
metuly f e e in hm (sipper), thereby relieving the athletic depart