The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, September 27, 1940, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Ganecock
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PHILIP WILMETH ..... Managing Editor
EDITORIAL STAFF
Joe Kirby ..............................................Sports Editor
Blanche Gibbs ..........................................Co-ed Iitor
Jane Cox ..............................................Society Editor
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Dick Frick Jim McKinney Ed Patterson
Bernie Bass Deward Brittain Leonard Turnbull
STAFF WRITERs
Frank Sloan Albert Eggerton Frances Meeks
Bob Quinn Donald Law Paul Posey
Bud Getsinger Pitkin Bell John Nash
David Brockington .............................Circulation Manager
George Gregory .....................................Exchange Editor
ASSOCIATES
Marie Ulmer Beryl Kerns Marion Whaley
Lii Hair Walter Taylor
Tennis Courts
At long last something definite has been done
about the serious situation concerning Caro
lina students not having enough room to take
exercise and recreation. On the front page
of this issue there is a story carrying the full
pArtir Lr buidinag a baltery of 6iAgtV e
tennis courts for Carolina students.
This is just one more instance of the fact
that the administration is doing its utmost to
ward the benefit of the student body.
Who'll Analyze?
"These are times that try men's souls."
Thomas Paine or somebody said that once
and certainly the phrase applies today, more
than anytime else in the history of the world.
This editorial is being written before the
answers for The-Qu stion-Of-The-Week'have
been given, but if we were answering this
week's question we'd say that the University
needs among other things-a class in current
events.
History is being made a mile a minute at
this very moment. In fact it is being made
so fast that the ordinary college student doesn't
have the time and is not qualified to analyse
the day's headlines as they should be, and
strange as it seems, most college students today
are interested very much in current events.
At registration time, a score or more stu
dents searched the catalogue and the registra
tion rooms to find just such a course-Current
Events-but they searched in vain; there was
no such course given. Closest course to a cur
rent events course given at the University is
"History 170", or "Contemporary Europe"
which is taught next semester, but it would
hardly take the place of an honest to goodness
class in Newspaper Headlines.
A system of rotating lecturers and profes
sors; from different fields of study, could meet
such a class, and analyse the day's headlines.
Required subscription to a daily newspaper
would be the only text book needed in such an
arrangement.
Dr. Havilah Babcock, head of the Univer
sity English department, had this idea first
and passed it on to George Zuckerman, edi
torial writer for last year's Gamecock, but
nothing ever came of it. We believe that
something could be done about such a situation,
if not this semester, then perhaps the next.
A Non-Frat Protest
We regret that this has to be a crack at the
administration as well as the campus frater
nities, but Bernie Bass wrote a letter to the
.Editor last week that we just couldn't ignore.
It seems a shame that most of the low-cost
housing tenements are occupied by fraternities,
whose members by virtue of the fact that they
are financially able to pay fraternity bills, are
able to pay for more luxurious quarters (be
fitting their style).
Because most of the lower-priced dormi
tories are taken by fraternities, the boys who
came here to get an gducationr-meaning the
non-frate, have t~o pa for rootns out of the
boiunds of their pecuniary means.
't'e administration las dommitted an in
Anautie;: we h~ope they rectify it next year.
Support The Y
Next Monday the Y. M. .C. A. begins its an
nual campaign for funds to carry on its pro.
gram for the year. Below are some reasonE
why you should contribute sacrificially to help
support this program, but whether or not you
contribute, you as a' Carolina student should
know the activities that make the Y. M. C. A,
of such great value to you and to Carolina.
What does the Y. M. C. A. do on the campus
that makes it so worth while to xpake possible
by giving money to itI
1. It sehds out more than 8,000 copies of the
Y's Bird to every high school senior in the
state, thus encouraging high school students to
come to Carolina and giving invaluable infor
mation to those who choose the University.
2. In the fall it conducts an orientation camp
for incoming freshmen and gives them a prac
tical knowledge of some of the problems facing
them on the campus.
3. In Flinn Hall it provides recreation for
every student at the University whethei he is
a member or not. Pool and ping-pong are
furnished at cost. A reading room containing
most of the larger newspapers in the state is
also equipped with a radio and checker tables.
4. During the first week of school it gives
the annual reception for freshmen enabling
n6w students to get better acquainted. Around
500 people usually attend these receptions.
5. The Y conducts discussion groups in the
fall and spring in almost every tenement on
the campus. These discussions usually attract
the majority of students.
6. It sends deputation teams to high schools
and colleges. This does much to build up the
reputation of the University and makes valu
able contacts with high school students.
7. It sponsors the only religious service on the
campus. Prominent speakers appear on the
vesper programs.
8. It maintains au emnployment bureau for
obtaining part time work of worthy students.
9. The Y is primarily a character building
organization. In its contacts with students it
seeks to bring out the best in them.
10. Last but not least, its annual Christian
Mission is the spiritual spotlight of the fall
semester for the Carolina student body.
These are only high spots in the Y program.
Other features are too numerous to mention.
The Y. M. C. A. deserves your support in its
finance campaign and in its work.
Thanks, Fred Waring
October 18 will be Pleasure Time in more
than one sense of the word for the University
of South Carolina.
On that date Fred Waring, grand orchestra
leader and master of ceremonies on the Ches
terfield cigarette "Pleasure Time" program,
will present to the nation for its approval, the
new University of South Carolina pep song,
words, music and special arrangement by
Waring.
Carolina is not the only school that Waring
has thus accommodated-and The Gamecock
wonders just what those schools did in turn,
in gratitude to the Pennsylvanians, or whether
they have done anything.
'That however is aside from the point;
whether the other schools set back and said,
"Thank you, Fred," and let it go at that, is no
concern of ours. We are South Carolinians
and tradition has it that we don't put aside
favors in that sort of fashion.
The point of this editorial is -The Game
cock thinks that the Carolina student bodly
will not pass the thing off with a mere "Thank
you." We believe that someone should take
the initiative and send Fred that something in
return even if it's a South Carolina water
melon.
K. S. K. could adopt the above idea, but in
order to get something definite (lone before
1945, we suggest that each and every student
who feels one spark of gratitude take pen in
hand and tell Fred Waring, "P~ersonally, I
think your program is tops."
A New Feature
We call your attention, belatedly, this week~
to the fourth and fifth column of this page,
where a new feature column by those erudite
newspapermen, McKinney and Birittain, is
holding forth.
The name-THE FIFTH COLUMN-is
not new, but the stuff contained therein defi
nitely .is. In fact we think that they should
call the thing-The Filth Column.
If your friends' names are in it, we hope
you like it, if your name is included-then
you're free to get mad as the dickens-with
MeKinnay and Brittain.
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+Question-of-Week
What improvements, in your opinion, does Carolina need most?
Carol Cole-There have been quite euough improvements
lately. I, for one, am perfectly satisfied.
Walter Myers-Better fraternity houses.
Olin Stiff-A new science building is what Carolina needs
most.
Bill Gamble--We need some place for students to gather-a
sort of centralized Student Union-that would be open to Uni
versity students only.
Willis Beall-Dancing classes where instruction in ballroom
dancing will be given to all Carolina students free of charge.
Paul White--Mirrors in the shower rooms at the gym.
Leone Strickland-A new chapel.
Guy Castles-Not a one. I think that Carolina is swell.
Maggie McGinty- -I ain't got no complaints.
Louise Caison-Carolina needs a larger chapel to accommodate
an inereasingly large student body.
Dick Anderson-A new chapel with good acoustics and a
stage set-up for better dramatics.
Shirley Inman-More good looking men.
Sam Rosen-Fraternity houses situated off the campus.
Marion Whaley--More intelligent co-eds without such fickle
tendencies.
Louise Nance-Sim.s Hall needs elevators and sound proofe4
walls.
Letters To The Editor
Mr. Paul League, Aporain r en ie o
Editor, The Gamecock, eeyohrsuetpbiain
Dear Scoop, ytteCrlna,lk h e
The University has progressedheddspcilrmanneece.
very much since that day, long Atrcnern ihHni
ago when we came here as fresh-CoeanTo Wlkrbthf
men. We've seen thc building ofwhm av wokditrlyie
the swimming pool, the new library, (os lnhsbe eie
thc new dormitories, and the chang-whrbteCaoianmy ak
ing of the student union to W.P. A.anteaparceothcmus
offices, we've seen the abolishment I nuhmnycnb olce
of barefoot days, the beginning oftrog a(vtieet,ndsb
the Bam Club, the disappearance of
S. A. F. and the re-establishmentsritosonisu,algen,
of the Carolinian.mabepbihd Ytwtou
The Carolinian was formerly onewilbimoslePrhpsm
of the largest literary publicationsthncabedeaoutist
on the campus, for two years itletwehpso
was r'eally going strong, uinder the
leadership of Eleanor Cannon, andThrsTeoe
her staff. The Carolinian was a
means of an outlet for talentedMrPalSLage
students both in the fields of lit-EdtrTcGacok
erature, and photography.DerSop
It is to be understood that the I i ypo er odt
Carolinian was running on only ra orplc sotie nls
money received from subscriptions,weksGmckcoernga
and the measly little l)it from ad-pu matran escily or
vertisements. No money was givenstn th-o-faeiy mn
by the University in defense of thisshudbgietercan.
worthy cause. Now the Carolinian Hvn oiisfrms nm
is gone, after what seems to be amidaIwrtthsIfelht
second death.frtriisthogternue
No attempt is being made what-cati-phveoolndo
soever on the part of University ntdtecmu n h eeto
officials to help reinstate it. Yetofislae.
these same authorities agree that Thnsfralwgmetgt
the Carolinian was one of the best ti f ycet
things that ever happened to the Sneey
Universoty.r studNRt puMiatiN
ye h Crlnan ie h e
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MCKINNLi # -BY- BRITTAIN
THE AWFUL TRUTH
It ain't and never will be the aim of this columin to poke unde
served sarcasm at any part of the University-but we couldn't. '
pass this one up:
A meek little freshman in Steward's Hall finally sighed and de.
cided to give up his steak. He called one of the student waiters
and pleaded that he be given a better steak.
After scrutinizing the meat the waiter dolefully shook his head
and replied, "Sorry, pal, I can't take it back now. You've bent it."
(Aw, come on and grin anyway, Miss Burris).
* * * * * * *
TELLAGRAPHS
To Kappa Delta sorority: At a campus political pow wow the othet
evening the candidates (yea, we know most of them) went on recor
as disfavoring any more donations to KD 'under the "waffle supper"
camouflage.
To the Clariosophic society: Are the Euphradian ramrods of the
Garnet and Black paying for the picture-taking use of the Clario hall?"
The Little-Bird-Express brings the explanation "the Clariosophic halli
is more photogenic than the Euphradian." Or did the Euph adminis
tration turn a cold shoulder to Sansbury and Howe?
To Musclin' In fans (both of you): Ed Patterson went musclin'i
in the other night but was muscled out before the evening was over.
He was just before saying good night when he coyly put the question,
"If I kiss you will you call your mama?" The canny little coed came
back with the joke book reply, "What d' ya wanta do, mug the whole
family?"
* *, * * * * *
THE AMERICAN WAY
The following account of how a couple gradu
ally get married Is t*ken from the society col
umns of South Dakota's Mowbridge Tribune:
"Miss Jennie Jones and Bob Henry were mar
ried at the Jones mansion last night. The bride
) is a daughter of Constable Jones who has made
a good officer and will undoubtedly be reelected
this spring. He offers a fine horse for sale in
another column of this issue.
"The groom runs a grocery store on Main
street and is a steady patron of our advertising
columns. He has a good line of bargains in his ad this week. Al
summer he paid two cents more for butter than anLy uder siore in
town. They were married by Reverend Josiah Butterworth, who
last week called at this office and gave us a nice order for handbills.
He is also going to give some time to the real estate business and
will write fire insurance. So say the business cards we recently
printed fdr him.
"Jennie and Bob left on the 10 o'clock train for Milwaukee to visit
the bride's uncle who, we understand, has lots of money."
* * * * * * *
DIFFERNITIONS
Typewriter: A typewriter,.is a machine on which the typewriter
who typewrites on the typewriter typewrites. Now the typewriter who
typewrites on the typewriter typewrites until there is no more type'
writing to be typewritten on the typewriter on which the typewrte~
who typewrites on the typewriter typewrites.
Fear: That strange feeling sorority sisters get when some one men
tions war. Trheir greatest terror is the possibility of having to black'
out their front door neon signs. Fraternities are very discriminating
with their worries. They fear not God and only one man and one~
woman-the director of student activities and the dean of women. :;;
SUCCESSES AND RECESSES "
Charlie Lee, erudite editor of The Gamecock of another day, is
doing graduate work at the University of Chicago where he Is an
assistant on the editorial board of the American Journal of Modern~
History.
One Frau Schiufter, great" aunt of a Carolina coed, has been visIt- 9
ing (involuntarily) in a German concentration camp for two years. I
She has not been heard from since the Hitler sycthe struck in 1938.
Dick Little, former ace Carolina track man and subject of Zucker
man's AlU-American ballyhoo, is now doing any distance dashes for 2
Central Drug. And he can carry a half dozen dopes along too, on
a tray of course. i
.Hubert Harmon, Pi K A editor of last year's Garnet and Black,
is lugging a set of law books around the University of Virginia a
campus. He has also been seen carrying bags under his eyes.
* * * * * * *
WHAT DO I LEARN IN COLLErE?
In college I learned several things
How to make dlates and speeches.
But the biggest lesson
I learned there
Was how to press my breeches.
* * * * * *
SPOT-JOTTINGS
Professor tagain were wondering why co-eds were always late f
clsss n ichy learned that the traffic light at Bull and Green h -
been moved... Freshman Molly Owens is an equestrienne of no m
abilty.. fConnie Morton and John McMillan probably will be the co
tener fo te vacant seat on the social cabinet. "Pinhead" His
as 'nam ed to theatofficte ast sping but has chosen a career in Un
Maryakin, D.u Rolt, Jer, adengdo tMarin, Harvard senior, at
velt College Clubs of America." Why brigntoa oiist
lege? The girls can't voend the foot.ring plasion'pticsto.