The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, September 20, 1940, Page Page Four, Image 4
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PAUL S. LEAGUE . . . . . . . . . Editor
E. W. "DUCK" SWEATMAN, Jr., Business Mgr.
PHILIP WILMETH ..... Managing Editor
.Joe Kirby, Sports Editor; Blanche Gibbs, Co-ed Editor-Jean
Timmons, Soclety Editor; David Brockington, Circulation Manager;
George Grogory, Exchange Editor; Dick Frick, Bernie Bass, Jane
Cox, Pat Patterson, Jim McKinney, and Deward Brittain, Associate
"dtors.
Staff Writers: Leonard Turnbull. Frank Sloan, Bob Quinn, Bud
Getainger, Albert Eggerton, Donald Law, Betty Locke, Frances
Meeks, Paul Posey and Pitkin Bell.
Student Union W.P.A.
Maxcy college, the old student union build
ing--'"they built it, now they're moving in"
-the WPA.
All you students who have been mistreated,
like the proverbial red-headed step-child, all
these years, thought that you had something
else big to kick about recently when the WPA
took over the student union at, what some
thosght, the expense of Carolina students who
couldn't secure rooms.
These perpetual kickers thought they had
something big, but it has developed that there's
nothing amiss. The situation has been taken
care of, as far as Carolina students having no
permanent living quarters is concerned-a
statement made by T. E. Lagrone of the Uni
versity marshal's office.
The best interests of the University and of
the student body were served when the Uni
versity board of trustees decided to make this
move the past summer. At least none of the
fellows that got rooms in Preston college for
the same price as Maxcy, are kicking.
An angle of national defense entered the
picture this summer and there was nothing
else to do but make the change. The lease of
the building is for one year's duration ony
and undoubtedly next year Maxcy.college will
again be used as a dormitory.
Now that those afore-mentioned soap-box
kickers have been taken care of as to the dis
position of this building, maybe we can get
down to serious business with the new renters
and talk such things as a new chapel, tennis
courts, and what have you. Diplomacy is the
watch-word.
Policy
Everyone has great ideals at this time of
the year, and The Gamecock, like everyone else,
aspires to do great things and to convert many
souls through its editorial columns during the
approaching annum. Therefore we present the
things that we are "for and agin' '' and other
enlightening material as to how we shall see
the light this fall.
The Gamecock will make it a point to support
the administration of the University as much
as possible, and would like to add in passing
that the present administration has done much
toward stamping out the blazing whispering
campaign conducted against the school. The
campaign is now a dying ember and untold
good for the name of our Alma Mater has been
accomplished.
As for campus matters we are, bluntly, anti
fraternity and pro-sorority. Because of that
sentence we expect seventeen freshmen to
write us letters inquiring if The Gamecock
editorial board is not composed entirely of
male members. Seriously-it's time the non
fraternity men get a break on this campus and
we're for them.
The. Gamecock will enter the political field
for the .length of this sentence at least, and
come out frankly, Wrholeheartedly, with no
reservations, for a third term for F. D. R. The
Associated Willkie Clubs of America tried to
sway us over to their standard bearer-whose
best speech is, "I agree with Rooevelt's pro
am -.-.but they must be fools unless they
' 9I t11st ignok'aunt of the new W,. P. A. con
**ee niversity library and dormitories.
$ ~ w&'l W.leo'me suggestions this year,
* :~* idufd* we d4h't inten to follow it.
Welcome, Vrm
It's a long established cust6 . so adain thi
year The Gamecock says, "Welcome, Frosh'
Since you were dumb enough to enter schoo
this year we're glad to have you and predic
that you will become as learned a group o:
gun-fodder as the rest of us. But we can'
help mentioning the fact that a course in na
tional defense at Fort Jackson would be a mori
fitting and probably healthier preparation foi
the future than an over-sized dose of the arts
and sciences will do for you.
They were kind to us in the conscription bill
freshmen. A nine-months' reprieve is nothing
to laugh about, so to make those nine months
as pleasant as possible we will seek to advise
you on the following.
Did you pledge the correct fraternity, frosh
You realize that that's more important than
selecting the correct courses. Who knows
some day on the battle-field you may chance
to run your bayonet through an Europear
enemy who hasn't heard of fraternities anc
such, and in his dying hour, you might en
lighten the poor guy on drop-ins and such
Tell him about class distinction, string-pulling
and the home of the free and the brave. He'l]
probably laugh at those dumb non-fraternity
guys (who'll be back home sending orders
over for you to follow).
Seriously, frosh, if the above sounds like a
drunken orgy we're sorry, and in all sincerity
"Welcbme". They'll teach you something
here and it all won't come from text books
You'll enlarge your vocabulary with, astonish
ingly enough, such one-syllable words as
"hello'", "friend", and the rest of those words
customary to the U.S.C. hospitality. Whethei
you are a snob or a non-fraternity map, you'l:
get that friendly smile and "hello", here. As
for help and advice, start with President Mc
Kissick and proceed to the lowest salaried in
structors, and you'll find them all ready to ait
you there.
To you, frosh, we've had our say; the rest
we wish you would go back to the farm some
week-end and tell your parents. We believe
in spite of the malicious, state-wide whisper
ings, that the University is a fine school, from
an educational, cultural, social and moral
standpoint. We believe that students grow in
every way while they are at Carolina.
Tell them that, and in the interim we bid
you welcome, and extend to you our sincere
wishes for a most pleasant and profitable stay
here.
We Get Protection
Those fellows who paid down their hart
earned snmackers to that smno.oth-talking sales
man who dropped into their room last yeai
and who never saw that suit of clothes the3
ordered won't have to worry about being
gypped again this year.
The University has seen to that. Before any
solicitor, on no matter what kind of business
can come into dormitory rooms, he must have i
signed permit frorn President McKissick and
Dean Chase. Rest assured that these permit!
wvill not be granted a dime-a-dozen either, foi
both the president and the dean will makt
thorough research into any solicitor's busines!
before allowing him on the campus.
Carolina students are asked to co-operat<
with University authorities in this matter, and
The Gamecock thinks it a good idea by ask
ing the next salesman that drops into thei,
rooms to produce their credentials.
This is not just another regulation; this may
save you money.
Landmark Goes
To some it means merely the modernizing oj
the landscape, but to others, the old-timers, thu
removal of the old president's home means thi
passing of an age.
Worlds of sentiment is attached to the oli
building which was built in 1807, two yeari
after the opening of the University, and which
was occupied by our first president, Dr. Jona
than Maxey.
The old building saw history made within iti
walls. At the time Columbia was burned it
was used as a hospital for Confederate soldiers
It survived the period of carpet-baggery wher
negroes went to Carolina from 1873 to 1877
President Taft once spoke from its steps on th(
occasion of his visit to Columbia.
Niernsee, architect of the State House, di
reoted the building of its famous roof.
Cost of removing it to another site or re
storing it upon another 'site is too great and
now it is destined for the brick-pile. It was am
,institution. We hate to see It go.
Campus 'CaneIra
DEAN
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+Question-of-Week
MF-Would you be willing to be drafted or, if not, how do
you propose to evade the draft after June 5?
WOMEN-Are you prepared to knit socks for the boy friend
if he should be drafted?
Don Merrick--Yes. Everyone physically able should help de
fend his country.
John Cook-I'm not over anxious to be drafted but I'll go if
it's necessary.
Ernest Lent-I'm unhappy about the whole thing.
Wallace Denny-No, sir; I'm a conscientious objector from
way back. In fact, I ain't mad at nobody.
Bill Allen-Oh sure, I want to do or die for my country.
Rufus Fellers-No. My eyes will suddenly become very, very
weak.
Jimmy Hill-No. I'm going, to start a slacker camp.
Wallace Evans-I just don't give a damn !!
Lewis Callahan-I don't mind being drafted, it's getting shot
that worries me.
Tom Harper-Sure I'm willing to be drafted.
Ruth Brown- -I'm afraid not. You see, I can't knit.
Alice Glominski-Of course I'd try but frankly, I can't knit
worth a darn.
Fred Bremer-No,'I don't want to be drafted. I shall cut off
just as many toes as necessary.
Frampton Henderson-Not me, I'm going to study for the
Ministry.
Murrel Smith-I can't do anything except the pearl stitch;
and beCsides, I'd have to keep one of his feet over here for a
pat tern.
Letters . To The Editor
' P a u l e a g u e , S e p t . 1 7 , 1 9 4 0 . w r r m e o p c , a d w t
Mr. noaooufr epasan,undth
Editor, The Gamecock, Am vnctigotYFeha
University of South Carolina. capIstljonhoemtius
*Dear "Scoop,"whcrou,"oehnsoldb
I've been around this cloistereddoeauthi.An cntsy
campus set in the midst of a bus- nuhaotteetr tdn n
thing city for a long, long time, offiobulngengtrdovro
and on, and there are a few thingsthWP,habenadlites
that I wvant to get off my chest. jc,adIdd' hn uho h
Here goes. SuetUin enMxyCl
First, it seems to me that it is lg,a iigqatr nwy
getting harder for a poor boy to AnThGaeokasrly
come to this University. I mean mvdaoti hs i er lo
in actual money spent on fees. I a lotcmltdtecce
When I was a Freshman, in 1934,asi104twshoedntefrt
I registered for a semester, includ- foro eeet1.Te ea
ing $20.00 room fee (that was thethwadrnsTeniwnto
only kind of rooms they had then) teodAmnsrto ulig
for $70.00. Now to register for the adfo hr otepoie
same work costs $82.50 per semes-lurisqatesnthSudt
ter, or $25.00 more a year. Uin en ocdotb h
tAlso there is a scarcity of cheaper epnigamnsrto h he
rooms on the campus. Nine of thethnraseedotetidflr
low cost housing tenements are oc-ofRtegovrhecal.Tn
cupied by fraternities. Three more teepnigmscdprmn
have just been usurped this year bycasdnexustFinhll
the administration to house the ex-agithtirflo,Gmck
tension division and student publi-GartAnnothgowgAt
cations. Which doesn't leave much dprmn a u h ual
for the boys who just have to cut sett eeet1,woehl
expenses. lwdpeicsoc osdita
Another thing that is unfortunatemuachpingloeuster
and regrettable and all that butofabtus rtrnyahle.
which is a derned shame, is that Nwpoal h xeso ii
there is just not enough room inwlgrwadedalof1
around this place for recreation andanthppewilginrsmis
exercise. Five tennis courts forramnsisechoapraet
2,000 students I and two of them re-hoe
served for the tennis teams. And Haigmndrd rodad
not a thing has beena done about boe h c o orlte e
this yet. And now. the gym, so atet ean
the rumor goes Is to be given to Sneeyyus
th nva rsev. ~ell weta ar BrmeNfor spaSadSit
Tlw ko W-th Ala
The
Fil1 fth
Column
MCKINNEY .-BY- BRITTA IN
PREAMBLE
To the Dies committee, discipline committee, Judge Sheppard, a
other investigators:
The name of this refulgent stretch of type, the arrangement an
spelling of words contained herein, and our affiliation with the Hard
Press-ed Association are by no means to be construed as tin-America
or ism-matic.
If you will count from the left of the page, you'll find that this is TH1
FIFTH COLUMN.
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TO FRESHMEN AND FRESH-WOMEN
Editor League writes the editorials and Colonel McKissick makV6
the speeches, and both already have cordially welcomed you to the
forty acres that will be your home for the next four years (barring
conscription and the discipline committee).
But as student to student we welcome you to the most democratic
campus in the world. You might find a better climate some place,
but you'll never find better friends.
POCAS PALABRAS
To the canteen: If drayman Matthew Polliakoff hasn't returned your,
push truck, you can find it in Tenement 10 where he left it after hauling
$21 worth of law books across the campus.
To'the art department: Since The Gamecock left Flinn Hall, the
space above Rev. Bell's domain can not justly be called the "Fine Arts
Department." Only part oi the arts remain-and no "fine."
To "Red" McClary: You may not be superstitious, but y'ou can't
deny that Friday 13 saw your downfall.
To the Administration: Did you hear about the guy who's paying only
$30 for one of those choice corner nooks in Preston? It may be fine'
from his standpoint, but how about the fellow who laid 50 fins on the,
line for the same type room? Just another result of the WPA conquest
of the renamed Student Union.
SIMS SENTENCES
The Later Tau Alph.s mIid use a new deck of cards . . . And the
Sigh Omegas might touch the treasury (?) for the price of a few new rec-,
ords ... Bernice Geenboig, lately of Chol'ston's bott'ry, is conducting
a dating bureau for the third floor.
A milk bottle from a second story window narrowly missed the heads
of your correspondents as we strolled innocently down the front porticoi
Sunday p. m.-and we hadn't written a word thenl . . . Howinthehell
do you work the radio in the Dry Delta room?
At eight p. m'. the swain line in Sims' lobby resembles a depression
bread line . . . Der Furhrer Pau Von Franz Holscher is Blisskrieging,
around pretty often with one of the inmates.
LIMPY LIMERICK
Our Gamecock profs can't stand the pace;
.. 'Cause too many lost that leap year race.
They started fine,
But fell behind
A bridal train of frills and lace.
THE CHANGING SCENE
One of the University's oldest landmarks, the old President's House
which today partly stands at the head of the campus,' is rapidly being~
erased from the Carolina picture.
Tradition and history have been stamped immutably on every wall.
of the ancicnt structure. When a Yankee named Sherman was creating
the plot for "Gone With The Wind," the building was used for a Con
federate hospital. And while the negroes controlled the college in the
1870's, it served as a normal school. Many noble Americans have
honored the University with a visit to the President's House, two of:
the most notable of which were Daniel Webster and President Taft.
ith Ik.' the Student Union, in a few weeks it will be "gone with
POLITICAL PALAVER
Fresh from his victories in Greenville's political wars, Judge Holland,
sagacious son of the soil and Simpsonville, made his pompous entrance
to the campus last week in a style that would put to shame the triumphal
tours of Caesar.
In Anderson county Bill Hamlet and Bob Vandiver pulled a douBle
barrel blitzkrieg to head the legislative ticket. Right in the shadow of
the campus smokestack Rhea Haskell used his diploma as a passport
into the IHouse and Jack Page smashed the Horry county voting record
to enter the House on the first ballot.
* * * * *
SUCCESSES AND RECESSES
George Prince, campus postman who moves around like a glacier
of molasses, "marched through Michigan" during the summer at the
expense of the Kellogg foundation. George turned in a sw;ell job
with the sanitation division of Kellogg.
Colt Hendley, radical mastermind of last semester's Gamecock, Is
now totin' a Washington Star press pass in the nation's capital.
George Faulkner "Try and Collect" Zuckerman Is somewhere in
Brooklyn beating the Flatbushes for the rye bread line he failed to
Prof. Billy Woods is recessIng at the University of North Care
la where he is working on another degree or dodging the draft.
we don't know which. By-the-by, Uncle Billy'11 weep when he learns
his beloved Student Union Is no more.
Elliott McCants is in the air corps Somewhere-inOlahoma along
with other ex-Gameoks. No doubt The Slugger Is writing his
own by-lines in the sky.
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ORE ROTUNDA
"ThereBabocsuch thing as a big word except to a small man"
"To win the election In November will beonoftemsdiict
politicalbtasks ever accomplished"-Jerry Ford, of thAssociated Will
koiealubsuof rAmerca, in a letter to Editor League soliciting his edi.