The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 12, 1940, Page Page Four, Image 4
COIT HENDLEY ................. Editor -
DEPARTMENT HEADS
JtMcKlrney,,Sport. Editor; Jeanne Withers, Co- k
Ed EiorT Jen immon, Society Editor. Ri
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STAFF WRITERS Bdo
Peggy Hendrickson, Betty Mercer, Betty Locke, Jean
Timmons, Mary Boykin, Frank Sloan, Paul Posey, Bob bull.
Quinn, Blanche Gibbs, Dot Sawyer, Emily Wolfe, Bob
Greenfield.Let
PAUL LEAGUE ................ Managing Editor _
Gamecock Staff
Shoves Itself
Into The Doghouse
The Gamecock staff, on a motion by the edi
tor, has voted to place themselves on probation
for being the bad boys and girls of the campus.
It all happened one night at the Board of
Publications meeting to which the staff had
been especially invited for an indirect roasting
from the faculty.
The term "probation" was not defined. Okay.
The staff is on probation by their own wish
and glad to do it.
It seems that a return to such cliche edi
torial subjects as-stay off the grass, why the
school is wonderful, school spirit, etc., would
be welcome. Personally, we like to walk on
the grass and lie on the grass; the school is
okay but there is plenty wrong that could be
corrected easily; and you know about school
spirit, what with everybody mad at everybody
else.
With one point brought up, we agree. It
was suggested that too many times the various
columns of The Gamecock say things which
are libelous and would cause plenty of trouble
if printed in i daily newspaper. We will
watch that in the future.
As for controversial subjects, don't worry.
The more arguminent we can get going, the
better.
The Gamecock was criticized for printing too
miuch "fraternity and sorority news." That's
a lousy criticism. Take a ruler and measure
in inches the space devoted to all activities and
you will be straightened out on that. Of
course, the editorials have been ientioning
certain conditions continuously. So what?
Other things mentioned were-the editorial
page had degenerated into a gossip shect; that
there was too much society gossip; that the
sensibilities had been offended several times;
and on into the )ored night.
All probably true. And all for the good but
futile cause of waking this muentally anemic
student body.
Finally, it was reported that the general im
pression had gotten around that The Gamecock
staff is loaded with clever writers who are
trying to outsmart each other.
That's a very flattering objection, although
we thought we were obnoxious only.
A Reader Writes
On Silly Subject
In A Silly Manner
A Gamecock reader wrote us this week and
p)resentedl a qjuestion which is quite interesting.
"Sometimes I get a feeling that I'm being
supplressedl, that I need some freedom," he
stated. "This condition results often after I
have had some trouble or have a lot of work
before me. What (10 you do under like cir
culmstances'?"
That's a goodl thought. But to tell the truth,
we've led a rather calm life. Nothing much
ever happens. At least, nothing thlat is dis
turbing. The attention gained from The
Gamecock is flattering. We have little needl
for that feeling of freedom right now.
Our reader (who writes) dloes not drop the
subject there. No, he goes on to tell how he
works it.
"I jump into an automobile," he explains,
"anid start riding. After about twenty miles
the kinks in my brain begin to unfold. It's
wonderful. *Why don't you try it?"
But we just told you wihy we are not goinlg
to try it. There are no0 serious kinks in our
brain that we know of.
And dlarn if he didln't have another post
scrip)t. "But it's good for you," he insisted.
Well, all right, we thought. That last post
script got us. We confess. Every Friday af
ternoon we go to a western show, refuse to
sign the matinee registration card, then dare
(mentally) our darn name to be tballed.
That gives one a feeling of independence.
The Case Of The Tree
That Will Not Quit
A lot of little trees have been planted on the
campus lately. And some rumors are circulat
ing.
We heard that one big tree was cut down so
that a certain classroom could get enough light.
Then, a small one was planted a few feet from
where the old one stood. Of course, in twenty
years, they'll have to cut it down again.
We approve of this ,action. We want some
thing going on all the time around here.
A'SOCIATES
Lrd Frick. Philip Wilmeth, Bernie BM G A
Patterson, Deward Brittain, Joe Kirby,
it McOante, Dan Henderson, Leonard Turn.
Business Associates: Bill Baukaight,
r Pucher. COBEI
Batered as
Dr. Wauchope Honored
In Ceremonies Held
Last Week In Library
For the first time this semester The Game
cock feels that it should apologize.
In the last issue, no mention was made of
the presentation to the University of a por
trait of Dr. George A. Wauchope. On page
two of this paper is a complete story of the
ceremonies which went along with the affair.
Everything that we could say about Dr.
Wauchope has been said in much better lan
guage by Dean Francis Bradley, Pres. J. Rion
McKissick, and others.
"To the subject of this portrait, many gen
erations of Carolina's sons owe the refinement
of their taste in poetry and prose, the clearness
of their spoken and written word, and the re
spect they have for the English tradition,"
Dean Bradley said in his presentation address
last Friday.
"With deep gratitude, the university he has
served with extraordinary fidelity and distine
tion for more than four decades accepts this
fitting memorial of Dr. Wauchope's life and
labor on this campus," President McKissick
stated as he officially received the portrait for
the University. The work was done by Mrs.
E. T. Ridgeway of Columbia.
Any student at the University who does not
agree with these statements and others ex
pressed at presentation should be hanged.
Some More Junk
On The Regulation
Of Dances, Etc.
Here's one way the good name of the Uni
versity is being spread around the South.
From page 5-"Chi Omega's from five states
are arriving at the University today for the
sorority's Founders Day Celebration today and
tomorrow, April 12-13. There will be a mem
bership of 100 actives, alumnae, and pledges
present.
"A dance in the University gymnasium to
night begins the big series of events."
And that last line is the catch line.
"A dance in the University gymnasium to
night begins the big series of events."
There ,will he a dance but there will not be
an orchestra. The reason-If an orchestra and
a hall were hired it would be a formal danca
according to the interpretation of the faculty
commnittee on fraternities, etc.
T1he Chi Omega's decided to hire the hall.
Someday, somebody is going to hire an orches
tra only and1 let themi play in the street.
By the way, tihe Chii Omega's had nothing
to (d0 with this little dliscussion. We thought
it upl all by ourself. In fact, it took a bit of
arguing to discover that they had petitioned
for permission to have an orchestra and had
been refused.
Delegates from five states are arriving for
the celebr1ation and dlelegates from five states
will go home with a what-the-hell expression
on their faces, because we don't believe any
bodly with reason could understand why the
present rule about (lances is in effect.
We imagine you non-fraternity and non
sorority students are getting tired of us harp
inig on this same subject week after week and
we dlon't blame you. But you'll have to suffer
because a guy with something on his mind has
to get it off. Just dlon't give up. We'll try
to include some good jokes.
HIere's a suggestion to the next fraternity or
sorority which has a formal dance (you know
-an orchestra and a hall).
Why not insist that all faculty members who
attend as chaperons come in their under
shirts? After all, that would still b)e formal.
Student Writes
Terrific Letter
For once, we refuse to comment. The letter
which we print this week discusses something
we may be thinking (but you don't know if
we are). Anyway, we're not going to put it
in print.
Read Deward Brittian 's letter.
We Have Trouble
With Telephone
When we called Zuckerman for his column,
we had some trouble with the telephone opera
tor.
"Zuckerman, Zuckerman," we yelled. "Z,
Z, not C. You know-like in ABODEF'GHIJ
KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ."
That got him-and the operator.
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*Question-of-Week
What question would you like to see discussed in Question
of the Week?
Roger Kirk-"I would like to know why more boys don't
come out for Carolina's swimming team?''
J. F. McDaniel-"What kind of football team will Carolina
have next year?"
Carlyle Holladay-" Why is Sunday night supper at the mess
hall so skimpy?"
David Murray-"Do you think the faculty is too overbearing
on fraternities?''
Harold Sullavan--"What color is the darn library going to
be when hey wash the mud off of it?"
Ruck Babcock-"Why do you think that fraternities should
be allowed to remain on the campus?''
A. 0. Lyles-'-"What do you think of campus polities?"
Hubert Thomason-'"Should politics enter into May Queen
elections?''
Joe Ashley-" Should girls who room in Sims be allowed to
stay out later on Saturday night?''
Bill Horger--"Do you think that the S.A.E.'s should be al
lowed to return to the campus in September?''
Ann Cathcart-" Do you think that the fraternities griev
ances, as listed ini their petition, are reasonable?''
Jean Snyder--"What's the use of the question, anyway?''
Letters To The Editor
Mr. Editor:arudatrspe,h'lkeose
The center section of RutledIgetem
College is partitioned off into an as- Itinothprepitofhs
sembly room commonly referredi toletrM.Edo,tocnuehec
as a chapel. If freshmen were forceddctoSuhCrli'saw ke.
to take standing room, the "chapel" tIamsrthtaxyigcten
wvould accomnmodlate about one-thirdoftesa vilotcnneuh
of our student body. poicllssedn ftermny
Last fall Kappa Sigma Kappa start- Yo ilrea,M.Edtr(n
edl a camp)aign for a new chapel formm)esoth(eiraAsmby
Carolina. As a means of gainingIhoe,tasvrlwekagte
this end, members of the stutdenit sm e h oe osn
body were asked to write to theirWitrpsbntoNvYrkune
respective representatives in the Genm- tub lw nabl ocet
eral Assembly exposing Carolina's rvligla udfrsaesp
(life uneed for a place to hold religious pre ntttos
convocations and commencement ex- Ia ut ueta h esne
ercises. All this came to nought. oftebnwilnjyhirNt
\Vell, Mr. Editor (and members of rmsornbuIwndrhate
KSK), I have discovered why our po o vl hn h a rd
dIrive for a new chapel was in vain!uaelsvlditrnofhsig
Last Wednesday afternoon \Vinm- sho ls atya n a'f
throp College's band obliged the Geni-fodcle.
eral Assembly with an hour's per- M huhsaepoal iia
formance. Fifteen minutes after the t h lwbyswe akit
last number the Assembly in joint or8-erod"hpl htoc
session voted to send the band to sre ste"itn lc"o h
New York at the expense of the state. oeofRpsntiv.
Not content with merely sending Tomitsonylgcloco
the girls to New York, one memberduetalteranptiosae
expressed his gratification stillnuaoyisfrathGerlA
further. In so many words he said sml scnend
that lie had -rather be nightwatchman T e e hpl ap im
at Winthrop than president of the in-Kap,wmutoanzac-e
stitution or United States senator. badwtthMyQueasru
One bachelor member of the As-maoet.Lthmpldoucus
sembly put in his dime's worth by wt tan f"ii"ad"h
saying he hiad nothing to say to theIlp-uaMrc.
girlsthenbutifIthyiwoldob thewrdme poitoftai
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LOS ANS22 - SAN FRANICISO ANSEL LMOR . A T Mrna
MUSCLIN9 IN
(With Ed Patterson)
Or torrid torrents of tellable tidbits L oBeginning with the
latest news on the B. F. (Bunker-Fry) situation Our good
friend Ed has just finished writing a song which he titles "I
ried for you, but it was my last good fry... Which all
sums up to the fact that the aforementioned laq now has his
emancipation proclamation from the blonde's affections. This
should come as good news to Mitzi Smith at Columbia College
whose haunting eyes have often been cast in Bunker's direction
lt. Most humorous situation we've found in. some days came
Sunday evening when dainty Robert Earl Penland and Be
Geer, of law school fame, spent a full five minutes apologizing to
one Margaret HaAkell for possible embarrassing utterances dur.
ing their Sunday p. in. auto wanderings . . . Just to nip a
rumor in the bud we'1 go on record here and now, of saying
that Paulette West absolutely is not engaged in spite of circu
lating reports to the contrary.
The one gum cewer of all the crowd of three hundred college
students singing in the all-college chorus in last Saturday's
festival appearance was none other than Philip Wilmeth, jour
nalist superordinary and above par crooner . . . One student's
explanation of the supposed alcoholic content in the inflrmarys
cough medicine is that tro swigs of it makes one so drunk he
doesn't give a darn about what's wrong with him . .. Personal
note to Dr. Law: Prepare for an epidemic of coughs... Matthew
Poliakoff of "We struck a blo for democracy " fame pulled a
"Mr. Snith goes to Washington" stunt and held the floor of the
Clariosophic society for twenty-five minutes in last Tuesday's
meeting.
Our personal. thanx to Mrs. Frick, Richard's mother, who
reads practically every word in The Gamecock each issue and
thinks that this corner is pert fear tops in the dirt reporting
line ... Unfortunately we, along with about 1600 other students,
are prone to Lisagree . . . Campus politics are almost at an
end and now the unsuccessful office seekers can run around and
brag about the good ra c they ran Incidentally, thle second
of the bitterest races will be held in a few weeks in the literary
societies ... Already the big dogs of the hot air organizations
are inapping out their campaigns . . . The worst we've been
gripel in ages was when we found out that the legislature had
appropriated a fairly .large sum of money so that the Winthrop
College band could go to the world's fair in New York and
After onsidering the fact that our own band (oesnt't know the
meaning of the word "break" as far as finances are concerned,
societlike .o su.gesd thebi deno of the aitonrs
pe in agsws an we them ouh the legislatve ha
apropnriate wh firnaged the ofmane 'slatknw the ihro
College, ona bcldid' o ln tak to the worl'shairingNwYr
liker acionsidrin the at tatour ouquetn does'o thekgs
toFeaniigfofrankword ra' aso fare the fianesrneransumned,
twe' fie department to thea Elo 'hm e etns the batonfere
uin hr sments andcrt partye ond the ghislativei halls
Colg,onbe didn'' ehsbtgt last doe fromk pet relabe sourcein
. . . And then there's the one about the oodles of good looking
women who are worrying their pretty heads wondering whether
or not they'll make the beauty section of somebody or other's
1940 edition of their annual . . . h men's glee club members
were the luncheon guests of the Kiwanis club at their Wednes
day meeting, meaning that the campus resident members of the
organization had a decent meal for a change . . . Incidentally,
a large percentage of the members of that organization are
faculty members of the university . . . In case you've never
noticed it, there's a remarkable resemblence between Florence's
Helen Beardsley and Columbia's Dallas Wilson, wvhose singing
career is just ab)out to end wvith thme wvords "'I do'' . . . Ouri
choice for the nicest telephone voice of the week goes to Mar
garet Cain or whoever it was that called "Bubba" Bouthar'd
the other night while he was out and we pinched hit for him..
Lovely Julianne Connelly, who in her spare moments deco
rates Holmes Eleazer's car by sitting in it, turned out to be one
of the hardest working politicians at the studenit body election
. .. And we haven't seen so much sample chewing gum floating
around since the Beechnut man came around . . . Little Kitty
Bird, College Street charm gal, is planning the addition of an1
adding machine and private secretary to help her keep her new
found male admirers in line . . . The dome atop the library is
finished and another stepping stone in its construction has been
j,. sod ... Another 'crack at the Garnet and Black staff has
just entered our mind (we're bragging) and we pass it on for
what it is worth . . . We'd like to suggest that Editor HarmnOf
have the thing bound in Red and green befitting its appearance
in the Christmas season .. . Which reminds us to remind the
meinbers of the Blue Key to start work on the directory for
next year so it will get out sometime during the first semester
...Madame Sweeny lost her Phi Beta Kappa key this week but
found it the next day, which is surprising considering the fact
that it has a hock value of around six dollars . . . (The former.
was printed for the benefit of the jobless and broke p. b. ks.,
who are struggling along in the world today) . . . Suecessful
candidate Dan Rollis broke away from custom and had a Pepsi
Cola victory party . ..