The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 15, 1939, Page Page Four, Image 4
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STAFF WRITERs
Deward BrIttain, Jim MeKinney. Bernie Base., Ray
mnond Dav, Helen Allen and Paul Sanabury. J.
COIT HENDLEY.............Managing Editor
Down With Somebody
Dese And Dem Guys
Ain't Okayed Yet
This is not an editorial. This happens to be
our personal answer to the question of the
week. Our reason for putting it in this column
is very obvious when you consider the dearth
of controversial subjects.
As we began banging out this piece of copy,
a staff member stepped up to the desk and
suggested we editorialize on the discrimina
tion of water coolers or something in the Stu
dent Union building. Feeling the matter of
chasers is very trivial, we revert .again to the
English exam held last Tuesday for the future
occupants of the breadline.
A lot of criticism has been smoldering around
the campus, with disgruntled students com
plaining about being subjected to the terrors
of grammar and the intricacies of the native
tongue.
After all, it's high time some of us learned
that English is something more than a billiard
term.
We personally believe that if anyone cannol
pass a freshman English examination he oughil
not receive his sheepskin.
On reading the above many no doubt will
exclaim that they could pass the test if they
spent four years taking English and Journal
ism. We admit we have the advantage. Bui
the English department is not requesting plu
perfect papers, or prize novels.
But we are not forgetting that we have the
advantage. We need it to earn our daily bread
and dopes.
So we have made up our mind not to write an
editorial about the matter.
Tournament Here
Conference Pleased
With South Carolina
Obviously the visiting Southern Conferenue
teams and officials were well pleased with our
campus, our city, and our version of hospitality.
At Roanoke, Virginia, last week, at the an
nual meeting of the Southern Conference, it
was voted that the boxing tournament should
be again held here.
Without a doubt the fistcuff event will be.
come a Carolina institution. We have the in.
terest, and we have the facilities to successfully
promote such a pugilistic project.
And the merchants and people of Columbia
have given it a more than adequate backing.
At Long Last
Hendley And League
Take Over The Desk
Wednesday night the Board of Puublications
met and elected Coit Hendley editor, and Paul
League managing editor of The Gamecock for
the spring semester.
This, officially, is our last issue. For, under
the rules of the constitution, the incoming staff
officers are in charge of the last publication of
the semester.
As we probably will fill the editorial column
in the final issue, we holdover our swan song.
What we wish to note at this time is that
Hendley and League, very competent journal
ists, will indubitably turn out some excellent
editions.
Greetings
Now Is The Time
For Resolutions
As our next edition comes off the press in
January, we take this space filler opportunity
to wish each and all-including the literary
societies-A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
We heard rumors that all will be quiet on
the Western Front during the holiday week.
Thinking about holidays, we wonder what
became of Rooseveltf
ASSOCIATES
'aul Lague. Jane 0o. Philip Wilmeth, d G A
Urson. E&Uiott McCants, Dan Henderson,
nce Meeks. Business Associates: Bill Bauk
ht, Otto Later, Elleanor Flinn, Mackay King
H. Husbands and Lester Pitcher. R3K
Entered as
Parade Of Opinion
(By Associated Collegiate Press)
Finland
Soviet Russia and her communist supporters
in the United States have a new place in the
minds of the nation's collegians-a position
right beside Adolf Hitler and Benito Musso
lini in the gallery of those who can no longer
have the sympathies of the thinking college
youth.
This is the conclusion that must be drawn
by a careful study of the shift of student
opinion-a shift that was suddenly brought
from the "approval" to the "disapproval" end
of the opinion-pendulum's swing by the inva
sion of small Finland by monster Russia.
Here is how the college press reacted to the
latest dramatic move in the campaign of the
totalitarian states for world domination:
Said the Harvard University Crimson:
"And now it is Finland. Russia is the arch
criminal this time, not Germany, and so far
as the United States is concerned she has com
mitted an outrage with possibly even less jus
tification than those of the Reich. As she
(Russia) becomes a great Baltic power again,
she appears more like the Imperialistic Russia
of old than a new Communist Union, with
purely selfish designs intended neither to help
nor to hinder Adolf Hitler., For America
and the other neutrals, if they were not con
vinced by the Russo-German alliance last Au
gust or the joint Polish seizure of September,
the Finnish invasion will remove any hesita
tion they had in placing Russia and Germany
in the same category."
In the same vein, the Cornell University
Daily Sun said: "Those communists through
out the world who have been rationalizing the
Nazi-Soviet pact, are now faced with a real
prob)lem. Their assertions that Russia would
never stoop to imperialism wvere proved lies
when the first Red bomb fell on Finland. All
that Red Russia stood for in the communist
circles of the world has been repudiated. Rus
sia has at last shown her true face to the world
and it is not a pretty one. The prospect of
a general war has been renewved. Perhaps it
is the darkness before the dawn."
In the middle west, the University of Min
nesota Daily continued the nation-wide de
nunciation of the Russian invasion: "The
whole affair was staged with the cold relent
lessness of a Chicago gang killing-and with
the same effect. When Russia saw that war
was the way to win her ends in Finland, she
deliberately took the path to war. Nothing
short of a complete Finnish surrender could
have averted the invasion. Nothing can jus
tify it."
Despite this latest exhibition of unjustified
mass-murder in the world, U. S. collegians
are still remaining firm in their demand that
their country stay out of any foreign conflict.
The Moberly Junior College Mirror stated this
view in this fashion: > "Every student in the
U. S. is following the course of events as they
unfold upon the European horizon. Every
U. S. college student has a personal interest
in what the European war does to implicate
this country. Never before has there been a
more determined resolution upon the lips of
the students, than there is today for peace.
The student doesn't want this generation of
American youth to be thrown overboard in
vain for an idl."
THE
LMECOCK
Founded January 30, 1908 National Ac
&T ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor coln, Ps
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Second elass matter at th eftfice at columbia, S. ., eeA.. C O *0.0TO.
Campus Camera
IN Th 1840S
OBERIN CO.LEGS
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*Question-of-Week
Granting that you can influence nobody, what do you think
of the Senior English exam's?
Tom Nix-- 'I think that it is a good idea, but it would have
been better to start it in 1940-41."
Glenn Yarborough-"I think that it is an insult to our Eng
lish Department which I hold in the highest regard."
Oscar Wylie-'"II think it's silly. What are they going to do
i- they don't pass them?"
Helen Candy-"If the seniors know what they should to
graduate, they certainly can pass it."
Ray Heddon-" I think that if the seniors have passed English
so far, they should not be required to take an extra exam."
Lucy Carland-"I'm glad I'm not a senior-(aren't we all?)"
Bill McLeod-" A fine thing ! Every school in the State should
follow our example.''
Pete Blackwell-"The idea is fundamentally sound, for the
academic graduates from the University and other schools.
Candidates for law dcgrees should not be made to take the
exam. It is an insult to the previous Alma Mater."
Hawley Lynn-'"If a senior hasn't learned his own language,
hc should not let his ignorance be a reflection on his university."
Marguerite Gamnbrell-" ----. ......
Edward Vandiver Atkinson-" Phttttttttttttttttt."
Ed Patterson-'"I think it's a nice idea; and I think that an
exam of this type is needed; nevertheless, I don't believe half
the seniors can remember enough grammar to pass it."
Readers Right And Write
Dear Editor:poyemuthvhelhcricas
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to Steward's Hall that, it seems, aresian
not generally realized by individual Sneoeha ot r o a
students of the University. May we tral eedn pnptoae
in this manner call attention to i sovosta rprintl
them?moecnbspnfofodaprs
Steward's Hall is operated by theenborras,rpeetbad
University only for the convenienceraebemitnd,fthcftra
of the students, and since its opera- i prtn ercpct.A rs
tion is dependent upon student sup- et h ae nSeadsHl r
port, only as long as its facilities areaslwsatnycleeiSoh
adequately supported by patronageCaoiandmclwethnn
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Only legitimate costs of operation,prbletabodrts'ety
such as for food, help, and equip- twr' alfi h or ae
ment are charged to Steward's Hallfostdnsaoheplc,ad
account, and the charge for boardthsholSewr'Halb
at Steward's Hall is made as low fre oices t ae,o es
as consistent with these costs. Alloprtnetilybadrtses
financial matters connected withwhrwolinea.
Steward's Hall are handled through Thscmitebpaktec
the University Business Manager'soprtnofhesunsinheu
Office and the University Treas- csfloeaino twr' al
urer's Office,.n ol prcit n ugs
The cafeteria is managed by atintoadmkgthcfera
trained dietician, assisted by a bte ev h ed ftesu
hostess. They work on a straight dns
monthly salary basis. Students are Crilyyus
employed for such types of work as FclyCi.o aeei
can be done by students, and theyAreR.Cid
are paid on the same hourly basis R .Bl
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High standards of cleanliness areE.HLa
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MUSCLIN' IN
Graham Patton can't find his frat pin and asks that whoever
has it (meaning the dame) please send it back or send a receipt
for the aforementioned jewelry . Eva Gary Copeland is now
in a proverbial mess . . . She lost some of Euphrosynean's most
important books . .. A suggestion: Use our classified section for
results ... Mrs. Child's lecture to her Washington Street Meth
odist church Sunday School class ended with her condemnation
of the Pawley Island house parties . . . Which means no fun
for next summer if our moms and pops hear about it . . . The
revival of "Captain Applejack" was pleasant news to the
technical staff who had the pleasant job of running up the set
for a one night performance . . . And tryouts for the forthconi.
ing production "Dark Towers" are already underway.
Bill (Glamour boy) Dworkin is now considering changing his
name to Bill Gable after his stellar stage performance (all two
lines of it) . . . Tim Haskell wants to start a Leonard Kanian
admirers club and wonders if she'll be able to carry on the
work between her many romantic ventures . . . We do have
something to be proud of when it comes to gridiron activity
Larry Craig, whose performances at the end of the line last year
made football history, is now one of the best players in the pro
fessional loop ... Now that discussion group meetings are over
the winning group (Preston 3rd) is looking forward to the
free turkey supper which comes just after Christmas . . . Some
of the best amateur performances of the year came about at the
commerce cabaret . . . Dixie Dottie Sawyer is a confirmed cynic
for life. The male mush- which she fell for turned out to be
just another line . . . Wilbur Ziegler triple threat espanola prof
is fully recovered from the leg injury . . . Romantics efforts of
John Burns have given him "Oh Johnny, How you can Love"
as a theme-song.
Melton Observatory is the new place for star gazers to get
moon struck . . . All the law students came out second best in
their fight to keep from taking the senior english exams
We'd be willing to bet that at least a third taking the exam,
busted it . . . Paulette West, Camden's well-proportioned bundle
of loveliness, wears a sparkler on the left hand fitting for a
second look by any jeweler. . . Three people had to assist Foster
Smith get a size 14 collar on a size 15 tux shirt Saturday nite...
Sure fire curer of anything related to hiccoughs is Billy Bryan
whose demonstration in the library brought him many more ad
mirers . . . Bill Hendrix's long romance ended Friday when his
girl friend of several years tied the knot . . . With somebody
else ... Sally McCaw's favorite occupation in the art department
is cutting paper dolls . . . Stark Hemmingway's true love (but
in a secret fashion) is Florence's Jean Snyder . . . A little com
petition in the form of Stokes Davis is all that has to be over
come . . . Ruth Ward's visit to her former Alma Mater, New
berry College, almost ended in a riot ... One of the real up-and
coming organizations on the campus is the new men's Glee Club
which since the semester began has made several public ap
pearances.
Joe Berry, who usually stays home at nite, recently walked all
the way to Shandon to fill a date . .. Julian deTreville is ready
to fight if callous thieves don't quit trying to steal his best girl's
photo . . . Jane Crum's new handle is "Poker Face" . . . We
didn't know that the habit of playing cards had polluted Sims
College this early . . . One of the meanest tricks we 'ye heard of
was the smashing in of a door in the Student Union building
Saturday nite . . . Carolina's Scotland Yard, including both
Judges announced that a chuc had been brought to light and
the culprit seems (loomed . . . Rudy Barnes' Mess Hall stumbling
caused some to brand him as an inebriate . . . Which, of course,
isn't true . .. By process of elimination . . . Bubba Ness got a
date Sunday nite.
IPerfect example of small-town boy making good is stewcd
Onion's Pete Shirley, motive for heart-throbs in many a home
. .. We wonder if it could be the influence of his room-mate...
Would-be truelove of Porto Rico's Aviles is gullible Washing
tonian Sarah Jons. .. Ultra attractive Marion Glenn's hair has
turned from deep black to dark red . . . in the last two weeks
...Mysterious Martyn (Hades) Hodes postcards that' there is
lendty of food and board in Chicago . . . Glad to learn he's off
the breadline . . . Imitator of scarlet snozzled .W. C. Fields is
Frosh Bob Quinn whose lines, "Get away from me boys, you
draw flies," sounds amazingly like the famous actor himself .. .
Attention Coeds: Clark Gable may make a personal appearance
in Columbia in connection with a pre-market showing of "Gone
With The Wind."
Fluctuation in the size of the staff of The Gamecock may be
due in part to the new staff members which include Dot Sawyer,
Emily Wolfe, Jean Timmions, Betty Mercer, Irene Chitwood, and
Betty Locke . . . Dave Alterman gets our nomination for being
the most practical looking pirate in "Captain Applejack"...
Our vote for the nicest telephone voice of the week goes to
Maxine Forbes, Philadelphian, whose lovely voice is exceeded
only by her looks . . . We hope her hat size does not increase at
this . .. One of those who wonder if he busted the senior English
exam is Homer Roof, who spends some time teaching English at
University High . . . Tenement 18 now has a large assortment of
varied colored Christmas lights through the courtesy of this
municipality . .. There's a sad lack of amateur radio operators on
the campus . .. In practically every school of this size one can
find a "ham" club with a large membership . . . Incidentally,
there is talk of forming a new Aethetic dancing group . .. Price
of Christmas cards are going up, and far be it from us to ever ac
cumulate enough kale to buy a Christmas present, therefore,
we'd like to take this occasion to wish you a "Merry Christmas"
and a "Happy New Yar."