The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 08, 1939, Page Page Four, Image 4
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Good Theatre
University Players
Score A Success
Drama denizens in Drayton Hall last night
saw good "theater" for about two hours. They
saw a play, mildly amusing even when pro
duced on Broadway. But the presentation was
excellent, considering the tools and technical
limitations of the stage and hall.
Tonight the audience at Drayton Hall will
see again "Captain Applejack". But tonight
the play will be performed by an entirely new
cast.
Amazing as it may seem, Professor Christo
pherson is able to stage the play with two dif
ferent casts. But this is not amazing in light
of the fact that the membership of the Uni
versity Players has more than doubled-an
other tribute to the genius and initiative of
Christophersen.
The future of drama at the University ap
pears bright. And we venture to predict that
the University Players will soon be subsidized
by the University and given the same financial
backing as The Gamecock, The Garnet and
Black, and other worthy campus organiza
tions.
War And Infuenza
Two Little Words That
Should Be Naughty
Lapsing into the editorial trance this week,
we happened to ponder over two insidious
words which invariably, in recent conversa
tions, are sandwiched between the helloes and
goodbyes. These symbols of thought happen
to be War and Influenza.
Across the ocean-for which Walter Win
chell has already thanked God for-a war is
raging on too many fronts. It is not a very
exciting war as far as the hot stove league is
concerned because censorship is tighter than
the new model corsets which just arrived from
Paris.
We are informed, through our usually re
liable channels--the boys in the drug store
that the great world-wide news services are
thinking of brnginng back all their star cor
respondents to the United States after Christ
mas. Quite to the contrary, the theory that
no news is good news does not hold good as far
as the fourth estate is concerned.
Reverting to terms again, one observer de
scribed the conflict as a war of words and
communiques.
So once again, thinking about words, we
cannot but help connecting the words War and
Influenza. For there is a war, and, over here,
we sneezing ourselves into a flu epidemic.
The condition on our campus, at the time of
writing, was so serious that the authorities
were considering suspending classes and send
ing the students home.
What we are recalling at this time is that
flu came with the First World War and wiped
out more prospective applicants for the Old
Age Pension than the b)ursting bombs. Last
time the flu followed our declaration of war
against the Kaiser, and we wonder if this time
the flu will come first.
All this, no doubt, will serve to bring to the
reader the aged enigma about the chicken and
the egg and which came first. Personally, we
like the retort of the skeptic who said, It's
all the way you want it.
Well, we got the flu with us. But we don't
want the war.
Some microscopic result of evolution, mobil
ized in figures beyond mathematical computa
tion, is fighting for existence, fighting against
the human race.
In times of national emergencies, national
leaders cry out for national unity-union
against the enemy. In our fight against the
"germ"~, we need the unity of the world, of the
human race.
Nice talk. We wish we could believe it as
we write it. Sometimes we actually believe it.
Other times
We read the paper, swallow colum'ns of lies
and lies but we cannot digest them. And,
where philosophy once was, theme is a rash of
skepticism-and a feeling that the forces of
good are forever vanquished.
That the meek have inherited the earth-in
plots six feet deep.
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Parade Of Opinion
(By Associated Collegiate Press)
Dies Committee
Congressman Martin Dies, the government's
one-man crusade against all things un-Ameri
can, has announced that he'll soon turn his
prying eyes on United States colleges and uni
versities-but lie's going to get a warm recep
tion.
Past activities on Mr. Dies' well-publicized
committee have already discredited his work,
the collegians maintain in editorials in the col
lege 'press, but they nevertheless fear that his
proposed investigation will, without cause, in
jure the nation's institutions of higher learn
ing and hamper the accomplishment of their
programs and the fulfillment of their duties.
The Ohio State University Lantern believes
that "whatever Mr. Dies' avowed good inten
tions were, he has scuttled them with his scur
rilous tactics. Mr. Dies smears. names. He
browbeats witnesses. He raids private corre
spondence. He does everything that is un
democratic and unpalatable to advoctes of
democracy. Not only would Mr. Dies be wast
ing the public's money (in investigating col
leges), he would be making himself a public
nuisance and menace."
The Amherst College Student attacked the
coming investigation with these words: "It
is one thing when the committee investigates
members of the communist party for subversive
activities, and another when it turns to educa
tion, the single greatest essential of democracy.
Any injury to the freedom of education is
striking at the life blood of democracy."
"Each student, whatever his sympathies,
will be affected by any such investigation,"
says the University of Michigan Daily, "if
not directly, then indirectly by witnessing the
general suspension of his friends, or (if he be
friendless) by the obfuscation and final oblit
eration of cultural progress here at the uni
verstiy."
The McPherson College Spectator brought
the possib)le results of the investigation home
to its readers in this manner: "If the com
mittee should investigate McPherson College,
judging by previous methods, they probably
would find that the history classes are using
subversive propaganda when they study the
Russian system of communism, the Italian cor
porate state, the German version of National
Socialism, and the Japanese system of totali
tarianism. And economics classse would be
scoredl for discussing the possibility of a com
munistic economy, the abolition of the price
system, the replacement of the capitalistic
idleal with some better methods. The right of
discussion and -the right to freedom of speech
and assembly are inherent and must be retained
in a democracy. Any attempt at denying that
right is in itself an un-American activity."
In an editorial letter to Mr. Dies, the Uni
versity of Pittsburgh News hinted at a possible
explanation of the congressman's move: "We
realize that you (Mr. Dies) are a wholly dis
interested researcher when you come to ex
amine our colleges and universities. That of
the 60 college journals we read, only one little
school has commended you, while about 45
college papers have denounced your actions
has, of course, nothing to do with your sudden
determination to expose those hotbeds of radi
calism, the American Institutions of higher
learning. Come on, Mr. Dies, we're waiting."
And so, as we said in the beginning, Mr. Dies
is due to receive a warm welcome from the
natin's cegins I
THE.,
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*Question-of-Week
Do you approve of the restrictions now being placed on the
girls whose marks are low? Why?
Betty Hughes-"Yes-The restrictions should make them
study more."
Theresa Jackson-" Yes-We should at least have a 'C' av
erage and if we can't do it by ourselves we need all the help we
can get-including restrictions."
W. B. Norton, Jr.-" The idea is utterly preposterous. I think
a careful examination will reveal that there are more girls who
date every night and pass than therc are who date every night
and flank. The restrictions imposed produce no incentive to
study. I think some system of afternoon study halls could be
improvised whereby the girls have their choice of s'tudying
either during the afternoons or at night. Doubtless they should
be made to study at one of the two times. But so long as I can
find morning bridge dates the whole situation is irrelevant
to me."
A. C. Flora, Jr., and Ed. Perry-" We concur in the above
opinion."
Sarah Morrison-" No !-I think these girls can restrict them
selves without being made to do so."
Harrell Grahn.m-'"Girls in college should know when to
study. That's for them to decide, and if they can't deeide to
their advantage they should not be at Carolina.".
Marion Wilder-" Yes-If necessary, they should have re
strictions for that is the only thing that will make some girls
study."
Dot Ehrlich-" 'No-College girls are old enough to make and
enforce restrictions upon themselves, as individuals, if and when
they are deemed necessary by each one of the students."
John Evans-"No-They tend towards''Class' hatred."'
Willodene Rion-'"No-For the reason that there are too
many town students to whom the rules can't apply."
George Deiter-"Naw-My girl can't get out."
John R. Smith-"This is a very good idea and should be en
forced."
Reba Hunt-'"'Yes-I think it is a grand idea. After all, if
they make niore than two 'E 's' the campus will be deprived of
their presence."
Clarke McCats-"Hlmmm-(I do not choose to run-my
mouth)."
Stark Hemingway-"I think the idea is a very good one, but
if they are not going to studly such a thing as depriving them of
dates will not help much !"
Betty Orosby-"Yes-I want my chance (?)"
Harold Jervey-"No-In theory it's fine, biut practically it
won't work as calculated, I don 't believe, because most of the
girls will spend their time in bull sessions rather than studying.
Personally it makes no difference to me as I never get close
enough to the Women's Building to know whether they are
in or out."
Mildred Kohn-"Yes-We come to school for an education
not a Campus Course."
Sally Mc0aw-"Does this include town girls? If so, NO."
Bob Qunn-"When did girls start coming to college to
study?"
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Betty Faulconer, who efime down from Washington to make:
her debut and to go to school, celebrated her eighteenthi birth.;
day FiEriday in a ritzy fashion . Sne of the party was the.
mess hail, lunchtime . .Cake and candle courtesy Elizabeth
Burris .B Two-thirds of Clover's inhabitants, George, Sonny,
and Whry Caroline (Mickey), get their mail addressed: "Th
Bowmans" Kirt ftrton's flivver must have felt pretty good
Tuesday when Dick Baxter and Catherine Webster climbed i
and gang, "In My Merry Oldsmobile" . -. According to would.
be postal inspector John Sitton, Sarah Hamilton's package will
not go through the mails .. . She forgot to put a stamp on it
..Our vote for the nicest telephone voice of th; week: MWry
King .. . 2-3118 . .. Harvey Dubose, Dave Lyles and COwles
Simmons have been appointed official bouncers for Preston Col.
lege after their performance Sunday afternoon . .. A wandering
drunk invaded the third floor and attempted to get tough birth
two freshmen . .. Running to the rescue, the bouncing trio es.
corted him forcibly dow three flights of stairs and preseinted
him to Judge Shepard .. . If we may be allowed to predict we
would like to say that this winter the fashionable coed wi find
the bustle a stern necessity f Personal note to the Society
Editor: Move over.
The publicity agent for the University Players caused com
plications when lie wrote that pants-splitting Dick Anderson
was being swamped with cigarettes . Basketball coach TWed
Petoskey didn't like it so much . The story is told on the
campus that during a recent German club initiation, when
pledges vore signs on which were written "German Club," o
WPA worker on the new University library stopped several
students . . . This thuing here has got to stop," he emphatically.
declared . . . "We can't have any Germans or their clubs on
this campus . . . It shouldn't be allowed . . . Hitler and them
others arc responsible for such things here . . . You're spread
ing propaganda against our government and it ain't demo
cratic." . . . All explanations failed . . . Most useful addition to
the Gamecock office in many moons is the new Webster's dic
tionary wJohn Foard's bow to society takes place Saturday
night at a weiner roast'. We wonder if lie will get his picture
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