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w-' Y'A57 Al. vo -.1-1- JI V:.,* eABooster Ofh RooserThatNu eYTo Fit-- Yeah! F<see O ) University With' Southern Exposure (oune Volume but No. weighl, FOWL AIR, S..C., APRIL 1, 1939 Fuddo ito "6Tipsy IRan" I Larry Clinto In Red Roos 40 Girls Dance '3 But They Will W The Red Rooster Revels of I p)resenlted at D)rayton Hlall toni no0w oni a naltionlwide tour, wvill JIside The lRed Rooster CANTrEY TO CHANGE Ollice Hours to meet newv de malnds for services-page 9. TRACK TEAM TE~ARS Toes On Track in meet with Kalamnazumna next Tuesday p)age 0. CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS Tro Begin,.next December, ac cordling to announcement by Dean Chase-i-page 11. GOVERNOR MAKES RE ply To Administration with re gard to speech in chapel June 32--page 12. CAMPAIGN BEGUN BY Athletic Association To. Aid Alumni--pare 9.* STUJDEN r DISCIPLINE Committee To Have Jurisdic tion Over Faculty--page 0. ENEIGHT ANNOUNCES No More football players need esi--page 10. SIX STUDENTS S U S pended By their thumbs for studying-p ageB80. RAIN iROUTS ROOTERS From rickety basefall stands nang 7&) leyward n per teIevl ea ApeClths 39, with a. cast of 2000, will be ht at 8 p. mn. Lar'ry Clinton, alccompanyV the show. 'All administrative offices will be closedl next week because of fire hazard until the officials simmer dIown. An informer who has readl the script says the fire hazard wvill be -evenl greater at Drayton Hall when the love scenes betwveen Chris Blue and "Pat" Jil.ter take p)lace. Forty gals will (lance without cos tunmcs; they will wear street clothes. "WAe can't afford them," Profes sor Stephan said. They wvill wvear clothes, however. Rannah Hey ward is all a-dither about her bubble dance, and D)ean Baker and D)r. WVauchope are slated for an dcrobatic routine. Front row seats may be had at a premium. The faculty have reservedl theirs. "I f the show is bad," assistant di rector Billy Woods said, "we won't let it run miore than once. If, how ever, it is very, very bad, wve may sendl it to Broadway." Louise Fry, star of the silhouette dance, will do a bare (pardon) bear dance in which there will be a lot of hugging. Probably, the fur will fly, too. Her partner will be none other than that famous foot-slinger, Dick Little, Fry's "ex-." Dean Childs and Dean Chase will give a skit from the book (CENSORED) Dr. E. T. Bonn w'ill serve as mans ter of ceremoniesi. He will go into the history of the Players club at the University before embarkinig on his other duties. He iWill call for volunteers from the audience to serve as dressing room inspectors -first come, first served., Front row seats are going faster. As is his usual custom, Professor Stephan has held enough rehearsals (Find It Yourself ) The Student Political Unioi niounced today that it had issu4 here Friday, April 7. The Union was instrumenta chapel assembly last week. Bai ful in getting Senator James F, ful" rally here last year. He a Roosevelt. The Union is'a recently orl pose of inviting speakers to spei the fact that the group was star the opinion that the group ha the political power now held by to gain all of the campus office President Roosevelt, invite4 Union, haa made a decision' con, the invitation when it was foun lina campus on the day upon Y cumstances, he would not be abl New Chapel To Give Janitors Longer Hours System Now Easy Enough For Profs Billy Woods today announced a new chapel schedule for the remain der of the semester. This new sys tem was adopted so that the hard working janitors, who have been losing thirty-one seconds every tuesday under the old Thursday Friday chapel plan, will now lose )mly one second every Thursday and Friday under the Tuesday-Wednes day plan. Dean Chase, when asked his .pinii of the new chapel schedule, ;aid, "This plan is amazingly simple -even our professors can under ;tand it." Beginning next Wednesday, be au5e Wednesday is the ninety hird lay before July 4, chapel will )e held at five minutes to e,leven, f the weather permits. If it should )e snowing next Wednesday, there will be no chapel program. In tead an exhibition ping pong match netween Professors Bass and Mc Cutchen will be held in the base ment of the Student Union at 11:01. (a. m1. or p. m.) After Wednesday, subtract three from the middle of the mouth and raise to the third power if the moon is full on the thirteenth. On all days marked red on the calendar chapel wvill be held at 10:15. If the day should be marked in black, chapel will be held at quarter to nine. If the clay should not he marked, count to ten before speak ng. Thc committee found it necessary to make some exceptions to this ;ysterfi. When "Scoop" League das b)iology at eight o'clock, chapel ( Find ft Y ourself ) "Slug" DePas Idenity Unco In the somber shadows of a dlis :rict police court in Chicago sat sober rep)orter reading a copy of i/he Gamecock. Suddenly the cig irette that wvas dIrooping out the ride of his mouth fell quietly to lhe floor, the lines of the reporter's allowv countenance curved to frozen tensation, and after a prolonged ninute the loose parts of is brain -oled like dice-and the mystery if "Slug" dePass cleared like a class of stale beer. Quickly he jumped up from his ~eat, grabbed the telephone.* "Gimme Liberty 1776." An anxious moment. The re >orter took out another cigarette, it it, and planted it again at the :orner of his- mouth. Blue smoke streamed out of his nostrils and >ervaded the heavy air with sus Hius eyes brightened. "Gimme he desk." Another p,ause, then: "Hello, WJaler, throw out front page... ['ve got the greatest scoop since 2, under the leadership of Day -d an ihvitation to President F. L in getting Senator Josh Lee c ker, one of the heads of the or , Byrnes of South Carolina to i aid that he expected- to be jus ,anized political organization, o ik in chapel. Some political obi ted only a few weeks before ca 5 been organized with the aim i the two opposing factions on t s for themselves and their supy LATE BULLETIN: I to the University of South C oerning the invitation, a telegra d that Spring holidays begin oi vhich he was invited to speak. e to draw an adequate audience Bulletins From 0. P. Give Dope On Some Dopes Nothing Ever Happens At Tenement 21 (OP) indicates Ossociated Press, (O1O) in One Press Only. LeConte College, November 1. (OP)-The building smelt like rot ten egges today. War Memorial, Foolbrierry :2. (OP)-Somebody used the building today. Somebody else 'was in here last year . . . Canteen. Anytime 18 (OP1O) If all the (lopes sold here today' to all the (lopes that were in here to (lay were placed end to end, they would form a long line. Woman's Building, Starch 3 (OP)-Nobody called tip after 8 o'clock. Not even Lang Long. Sloan College, Remember G (OPO)-Professor Coker today (Find It YPurself) ODK Rewards Heavy Daters 0. D. K. this week aannounced that it was revising its point svs tem to encourage social attain ments at the University of South Carolina. lForty points will he awvarded hereafter to any studlent at the Un!ivity who is able to (late a dlifferent girl every night for a month. Other point awards will he made to any student who attends every social cabinet dlance for two con secutive semesters. ini making these changes in the ( Find I t L1urse'If ) s Is Chicago vered By Ste Eve done Adam wrong . .. I've got a yarn that's going to blow this town loose . .. Say do you remem.. her Jake Lingle? . . .the reporter they bumped off about six years ...well, he ain't dead." "Listen, O'Malley, said the voice on the phone which belonged to ferry \Valker, city editor of the Chicago Bugle. "Listen, O'Malley, if you dlon't cut out drinking that hardware store varnish, I'm going to give you the gate.,.. Who do you think you are, anyhow?" O'Malley clen'ched his false teeth and spit words into the telephone: "Listen, you beer-bellied baboon ...You can take your paper and peddle it to the fish in Lake Michi gan . .,- You can't fire me . .I quit . . and I'm gonna take my story to the Chronicle and then you can cry in yout' beer about it ...'yo~u wbuldn't know a story if you stepped on one . . .you . .you But O'Malley was cut short by the knife edged words which darted 3 Baker, and Dick Towill, an D. Roosevelt to speak in chapel f Oklahoma to speak to the ganization, was almost success Adress a "Peace, It's Wonder t as successful with President, *ganized ostensibly for the pur iervers, however, taking note of ,mpus elections, have expressed n view of gradually taking over ie campus, and by doing so plan orters and friends. Lrolina by the Student Political m today revealed. He declined k the University of South Caro He feared that with those cir to warrant his coming. Beauty Contest Won By Raven Haired Lovely Blackmon And Johnson To Be In Court Jack Davis, black-haired beau v from. H artsvi!!c, wa:; chosn May Queen in an uncontested election yesterday. Davis declined to name his maid ens-of-horror but inside (lopes have it that Jack (Oh Dear) Black mon and Jack (Cutie-pie) Johnson will be chosen. The campus is all a dither over the new queen. Her (lark, irritat ing loveliness, and her sweet, sooth ing method of lisping is all the rage at the University. At the beauty pageant, she stood out among the other tall, dark, and ugly candidates. She carried a bouquet of pansies and three hot biscuits. When querried about the biscuits. Davis said that she had not had supper. "And one must eat, mustnt one?' she murmured in a low, liquid, aqunamarine breath of halitosis. At the pageant, Jack Blackmon wvas simly too, too ethereal for wvords in her coral-pink strapless marqIuisette wvhich dlisplayedI to per fection her (lark squatiness. B lack mon dlaintly carriedl a lovely bou (quet of pansies, early spring p>ansies with a purple-green blush that clashed with her outfit to perfection. Jack Johnson, the other maidl, was a vision to bewvare in her dloub)le pleated, bustle-backed chifTon. The dlelicious. honey blondness, of her boncy back was dlisplayedl to the breathless and sleeping spectators. TIhe coronation will be held at a local greenhouse amid the lillies and other wild flowers. The queen will be dIressedI in appropriate flowing gowns which will hide all her joints (Find It Y ourseif) Jake Lingle; er Reporter in his ear. "Listen, O'Malley, take it easy ...Can't you see I was only kid ding, What's the matter, can't you take a joke anymore? . .. come on now, cool off . . . give me the yarn . . and I forgot to tell you ...you get a five dollar raise . .. "Make it ten and a bonus." "0. K. O'Malley," shouted Walk er. "0. K." repeated O'Malley. "Tear out the front page . . . Give me a rewrite . . Hello Andy . . . take this down as I tell it . . . and if you change one single word I'll make you eat your typewriter... "Go ahead, shoot," retorted the meek Anderson, ace of the Bugle's rewrite battery. And O'Malley, his blue eyes ablaze in a soft blue flame, staring blankly at the blank wall and some distant point of his, oWn, barked in a boisterous baritone: "Eight column streamer . . . 1)6 point type . . .Jake Lingle is Alive ( F,w,iIt Vnurainf' Whirling Swing F Co-eds Canvas In Interest Of I Thirty beautiful co-eds in bat pus next week in an effort to so] of the Whirling Dervishes of : Heywaird, president of the YW( The YWCA decided to spons song, "She's The Girl Friend 0 Whirlitzer nickelodean at one o R N HEYWARD J.~~~~ ~ A. Cate,.nierit.o.Sut sia 'd caio deat etbI boar of nivesityjaniors eet ing o the oal ie bac of th bole yeseray Coteranie Ba rdo-isgm shteMas Brealdetined ornot I soen would miue cpui ..chagef Uenigitructo Sond Cofil'inararal ahipuling tak overctman,reien of the y snown feucto his cortents mae toardo university josandfor hist blrn pleasigprsnlty.r Ounted fhis etejo wake theA schoorge of lys intramuralig Itnasmednw late last nightbth Wther frmked aofhis-he tw ofkr t.I o hie h would pti bncharge of cnnutheon ad ofarl'sentraecmralenr-pullibe cus "Mackm" pedntofmn thed oardo hiteevdO ude punoed o his crutegus annsho taredow unidrst bstrc and forgish Bllroon peasning peronlty, mara. directrs said two jude,istwat bein chnag ofntn the omn1"e IA Dervs or Swag Campus ndians hing suits will invade the sam icit controbutions for the relief [ndia, announced Miss Rannah '21A. or this move after hearing the f The Whirling Dercish," on a r their daily jam sessions. "It was not until then," Miss Heyward gasped, "Did I realize the true situation." "Did you know that a Dervish has to whirl all the time? And that's not all. The poor thing is getting the double-cross from his girl friend." Miss Heyward said that she would appoint a committee of the people on the campus most capable of thinking up wild-cat schemes. Most likely candidate for chairman of this wild-cat committee is Dave Baker. "He's a genius," Miss Heyward gesticulated. It seems that a Dervish is so busy that he can't keep up with his girl friend. The only solution, accord ing to the YWCA members, is to raise money and send to the Der vish. With this money he can either hire a private detective to hire a private detective to watch watch her, or go on a vacation and (10 it himself. 1resent plans call for each fra ternity, sorority, and other organi zations on the campus to adopt a Whirling Dervish for a year. As the Dervishes work all night for rupees, Miss Heyward asks that all contributions be made in rupees. "A rupee is Hindu mazunma," she explained. "It is naot to be con fused with the American whoopee, of which Carolina students make a lot." TPo every organization adopting a Dervish, the YWVCA has promised to send a picture of a barber pole, in two colors. "It's the same thing as a picture of a D)ervish," Miss Heyward said. "If a D)ervish put on a red and wvhite suit and really whirled, he would look like a barber pole,2 wvouldn't he ?" Several D)ervishes have become cross-eyedl from wvhirling and try ing to keep one eye on a girl friend - at the same time, it is reported by reliable sources. That will be a thing of the past when the Univer sity YWCA gets its campaign go ing. Dervishes will then be able to take a holiday and do a first rate job of running around. "Be assured that you are putting your money in a worth while scheme," Miss Heyward - admon ished, "Think of your children. Do you want them to go through the years hanging their heads in shame, andl saying that their old man or their old lady did not contribute to the fund for the relief of Whirling Dervishes?" Penney To Guard Charlie McCarthy When Charlie McCarthy pays his first visit to the University on the occasion of the crowning of A the May Queen, the chief of the guard of honor appointed to escort hlmndaurin g his stay on the campus will be Dr. J. T. Penney. Dr., Penney, as head bf the corn niittke which is concerned with m fititoat mittee will assist hi n: