The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 13, 1938, Page Page Four, Image 4
CHARLES E. LEE - Edito:
' Harold Princ
DRPARTMENT HEDS Editors; George
Paul Barrett, Sports' Editor; Margaret Rollins, and Den Polayr
Oo-ed Editor; Emily West, Society Editor; Albert Jane Orout, Job
Rouslin, Feature Editor. Associate Socit
and Jane Cor,
Smith, Charles
COURTENAY CARSON, JR. and Rosa Lee I
Managing Editor agers.
DRIVING
TWIVO IORSES
This semester Frank Jordan held the of
fiees of president of the Euphradian Lit
erary Society and of 0. 1). K., and at the
sane time at position on the University de
bating squad. Ted Ninestein was at the
same time vice-president of the student body
and president of K. S. K. Next semester
JTimyiv Thomas will be president of the
Clariosophic Society, and of K. S. K. at the
same time. and also a imember of the Ath
letic Advisory Board.
The Gamerock believes that this holding
of imiultiple oflices on the campis by one per
son is wrong. We feel it almost impos
sible for one person to head two important
groups and to do the wvork reqiired. Hold
ing two ofiices at the samle time is piggisl
ness. It also betrays an attitude of over
weening egotism oil the part of the selfish
student. Those who possess campus offices
fall into the habit of thinking that they are
the only ones capable of doing the job.
IheV are wrong. Others ire just as able
as they are.
Jimmy, it looks to us like it's ill) to you.
You caln try to carry the Clariosophie Lit
erary Society aid Kappa. Sigma Kappa at
tile same time. Butt you are going to run
you1rself ragged doing a mediocre job of
both presidencies when you could lead one
of the groups superlatively. IIow about
thinking it over this suniner and when you
comne back next fall calling a, new election
for onie of the groups? If you aire big
enough you can set at precedent that will stop
m1ultiple ofiice hol(ing for somC tilile.
11VIDE NERVIC.'E
FR70,I THE A7'IILE7'1' BUSINESS
With thf.migofCrl=' tdn
Union-which we persist in hoping, (with
out nuch basis for hope) will next year
become a reality-must come also a division
in the direotorshipo sttu<ient activities.
The director of rampiu student activities
nmst be also tile director of the Student
Unlion Building.
Now we are not proposing that W. II.
IIarth and Co. be Imloved down to the Stli
dent Union Building. What we are pro
posing is that the control of campus student
activities ie noved 1 from hat is now pri
miariily 111 athletic' office to a b)uilding
plannted for cam~upus or'gan~iizationls. With
this ar1ranigem)en1t we arle surle Mr'. Ilath
would( augree. With 'the task of keeping
the athletic nmachinie greaised and1( petting
along atll the maijor alnd minor teams, lhe
has little tinme to pulzzle over the compllicaltedl
affairs of over twenty-five campus extra
cuirricuilar groups).
Service and1 professionail groups 011 the
catmputs like the "music'' of laist year's
song, make a big fuss about going " 'roulnd
and1( around," but uinfortunaitely they conme
out no where ait all. With nol cenatral guidl
ing force they meet at aill sorts of hours,
annllounce big p)rojects or make a lot of
noise aibouat little ones. and (10 little. TheW
object of belonging hats bec'(omle not the 1)riv
ileg~e of service biut thle p)rivilege of hay
ing three Greek letters aifter one's mne.
A tratined wvorker to correlate these ac
tivities in an adIe(inately e<quipped Student
Union Building can tratnsform our twenty
five orgatnizations fronm "bull" societies to
drliving forces for Cairolina. Let's leave the
athletic b)usinless where it belongs-under
the (directorshil) of a bulsiness man. Let's
puht our1 campus orgatnizations where they
belong-in charge of a dlirector of tihe Stu
(lent Union Building.
"N OW 1S THlE TIME
FOR? ALL GOOD MEN-"
We've got the Blue Book Bhues-examni
nation size. At night we can't sleep be
cause of 'em. Once we've closed our eyes
we hear an ominous screeching of chalk on
a blackboard, and out of the darkness
comes a voice commanding: "Explain...
contrast and cornpare. .." We're scared.
You can't compare nothing to nothing. And
all we kenow is nothing. We're going to
ASSOCUMTE I
and leola Carety, Associate
zuckerma C. muckenteG
o, Associate Manaring Editors;
inis Steppe, and Irene lAborde,
ty Editors; Eleanor Cannon.
Associate Oo-ed Editors; FasterRB 3O TT a
Atkinson. "Duck" Sweatman.
Irown, Associate Business Man- Entered as sedond class matter a
November
leave here in June "with the greatest of
E's."
We've got a term paper to write. We
went down to the library yesterday to get
started. The bust of Socrates is still there,
and he looks just as disgusted as he did at
the end of last semester. We drew pictures
on the lamp shade, and took down two quo
tations from a book we found. We stayed
there 'for about an hour, and then it got
so crowded that we couldn't study, so we
went to the canteen. As we left we stuck
our chewing gum on the nose of the statue
at the head of the stairs.
We've got 2,387 pages of parallel to read.
We counted up what we had read yester
day, 2,613 exactly. We looked up all the
books we have read in the card catalogs
so that if any other editions of the same
books have more pages we can report the
largest amount. We don't want to cheat
ourselves. We tried to get out the book
that counts for history and English too.
But it wasn't in and five other people are
on the waiting list for it.
We've got to start working soon. We've
got to find somebody to copy the lectures
we missed. We've got to start read
ing. (We bet we can read two hundred
pages an hour.) We've got to get hold of
that Phi Beta Kappa girl and get her to
teach us some French. Gosh, we've got a
lot of work to do!
We've got so much work to do we aren't
going to do any of it. We're going swim
iling.
ART,
IY A GAIE7'
Those who visit the art department's an
nual exhibit in the Student Union Build
ing this week will be impressed by the vn
riety and the quality of the craftsman
ship displayed by the students' work. Those
who go a step farther and visit the art
departlmelit's studios in the attic floors of
F4linn Hall will be amazed that so much
and such excellent work could be executed
ill so limited SpaIce.
In the exhibit the work of ninety-two
students is displayed. In the potraiture
department in Flinn Hall there is one mod
erately small room and three small cubby
holes-adequate spauce for six or eight pu"
pils. Blecause of the crowdled conditions it
is almost imp11ossible for tIle artists to get
proper~ p)erspect ive on thleir painting, hlard
to get adequate lighting.
The dlesign dlepartment is not much bet
ter- off: It's rooms on the second floor must
be shlaredl with the music dlepartmnent. Here
too, lighting is bad aind locker facilities are
It is a story-book tradition that artists
struggle andl starve in garrets and pine away
in tile most (list ressing circumstances. Car
olinat is catrrying onl the tradition.
Th le last lbit of copy has gone past the
edlitor's dlesk. 'fie last headline has been
written. Edhitorials, cuts, columns, adl
dlummly-all have gone to tile printer. For
tile last timte in the session of 1937-38 the
"b)aby has gone to b)ed."
For our mistakes we lhope to b)e forgiven.
For whlat success T'he Gamecock has en
joyedl, our staff, and ouri friends and help
ers on the campus and out in town (de
serve much of the credit. We have had the
job of trying to reflect something of a fas
cinating community-the Carolina cam
pus1. When we finish typing this, and when
we have carved our names on the editor's
dlesk, our job will be over.
'Thle office is deserted. Save for tile click
ing of one typewriter all is quiet. The staff,
like the paper, has gone to bed. Paper
covers the floor. In the desk drawer ten
(/arecocks wait for this one before they
go to the binder. Hlere where the editor has
played the shoutin'g dictator, until Sep
temnber three silent typewriters and an empty
nnate jar hn1l1 paceul dominion.
iE
ICOCK
mary 30, 1908
ONZALt, First Editor
t thr ofos at Columbia, 8. .,.
Press
Rate
Collect
By George Zuckerman
ASIDES: Returning after an in
terlude by the garrulous McGrath, this
columnist finds the campus redundant
with news. But, because of the sad
fact that freedom of the press here is
only a phrase, PRC will trip the light
fantastic-and write as they please.
MAY QUEEN: Out on Melton
field last Monday was a Big League
scout viewing sone of Catfish Smith's
diamond luminaries. More appropri
ate, on that day, would have been a
Hollywood talent scout to cast a
professional eye at South Carolina's
version of pulchritude-flavored by the
sunny climate and local politics-as
exemplifned by the May Queen and
her Court. Entire performance went
off as smoothly as a movie version
of college life-except for a few per
sonal giggles and sideglances...To
ward the finale, Dean Chase, minus a
much needed microphone, whispered
sweet nothings to May Queen Mary
Rhodes, who had just ended a long
garboish journey past a gaping throng
... Runner-up for the happiest person
at the affair was Altitude Smith, who
being above is all, had a clear vision
of the manufactured Eden.. .The
mad Poliakoff, attired in an Indian
Tuxedo or an Amazon nightshirt,
trickled in and out to prevent the
scene from fatally lapsing into so
briety... Dancer Sylvia Ster, minus
oriental flutes, performed a lilting
Dimn-iseonumber wichfl aLuki
of reaching platonic heights because
she chewed gum. ..The spectacle was
enhanced by the presence of Park
Avenue's Fletcher Loomis, who wore
horn-rims to get a better view.
DEAR EDITORS: Each year Co
lumbia University reports the amount
of sheckels raked in by the.ir journal
isin graduates. In the same manner,
though slightly warped, this colum
nist reveals sonie interesting-but sick
ening-statistics or dope.. .Journalist
Barney Beidelman is spending most
of his time laying checkers in a Penn
sylvania industrial town. Writes
Barney: "Since industry migrated to
North Carolina, the whole town is
laying checkers."... In South Caro
lina's Piedmont section is Journalist
Hal Tribble waiting by quiet waters
for the business recession to end
and( the fish don't even bite. .. Both
have spent time and money trying to
place themselves in some newspaper,
advertising agency or radio station.
To both have conic an unending par
rot-like answer-We're firing--not
hiring".. .And both are not lacking in
ab)ility; once given a chance they are
sure to click.. .To give the report a
ciineimatic finish . .neither has lost his
sense of humor.
VARSITY SHOW: Lest we for
get, were it iiot for February fresh
man Jerry Miller-boosted and panned
in this coluin-there, in all proba
bility, would niever have been the
Gamecock Revels of 1938, which has
had three record-breaking perform
ances. While Miller's original script
was practically scrapped and his only
visib)le contribution was a minor act
ing role, it was he who started the
snowball rolling. Also deserving of
credit is the Stephan-Woods combine,
the University Players, who kept the
ideas and talent within realistic bounds
..The show was b)etter than I expect
ed--in fact it was in the superlative
class... Outstanding was the Carleo
Colina duo, which made Shakespeare
spinl in his grave and give him a
spanish accent... The Monteith-Mc
Master-Woodwardl number gave the
show a momentum which carried uin.
til the final curtain... Reminiscent of
Harry Richman was Bernard Hester,
as Mr. Anyhow...Muscles Davis'
imitation of Mrs. Johmston's Olin was
excellent, and whoever wrote Sid
Duncan's speech knew how. ..Win
chellorchids also to Proctor and
Campbell (no soap) and Edwards and
others... However, most outstanding
was gridder Frank Martin's personal
ity.
TEN WORDS: PRC-Hurler Bax
ter being congratulated by a confused
spectator for Gunner Tabor's Clemson
triumph... Due to financial squabbles,
Lyn Edwards' original song will not
be played by Paul Whiteman in his
Columbia appearance next week,.
Carolinian ruining Prof. Hoy's article
by letting nature run loose.. .The
University may send the 1989 Revel.
on a spring holiday tour. ..Dinky
Williams, trying to mix tennis with
his reportorial job, and getting where
Henry Woodward took him down a
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Columiad, S. C.
Dear Sirs:
In behalf of the Board of Director
of the Student Union Building I ai
taking this means of expressing t
-Ou "ur ;ppredai or tne fuia
which you raised at the 'recent "Fu
Night" for the Student Union Build
ing. I cannot say at this mometi
just how the money will be spe:
but I assure you that it will be put in
to something permanent and that du
credit will be given to Delta Sigma P
for the fine work that they did.
It is especially gratifying to us tha
the movement was entirely voluntar
on your part and that you had no othe
reason for raising the money excqp
your spirit of cooperation and you
unselfish efforts for a greater Carolin
I am taking the liberty of sending
copy of this letter to The Ganecoc
in an effort to express in a small wa
the great appreciation * that we fee
toward Delta Sigma Pi.
Most sincerely yours,
WV. S. 'Woods, Chairmar
To the Editor of Thse Gamecock:
Dear Sir:
Not long ago an editorial appeare<
in Thes Gamecock urging Carolina co
eds to form the habit of dIropping-il
at the Student Union Building.
Why should co-eds drop-in at th
Student Union Building? Why shoul<
we voluntarily visit a place as bar
as a barn, where a few straight-hackei
chairs form prim lines around the me
notonous white walls? Not onlyi
there a complete lack of that certail
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"homey" air necessary for the real
relaxation of persons on the campus,
but there is such a distinct frigidness
in the atmosphere that even the most
s caustic of persons are not long in
1 moving elsewhere.
Are there any ni-turan o wkv.!?
s Nol Are there any floor-lamps? No!
1 Are there any window draperies? Oh,
- yes, in one whole room! Are there
t any rugs? Not one. The Student
t Union situation has been acute.
- We've got a new building, yes.
e With nothing in it! A beautiful white
elephant. Why? You know as well
as I do, that Carolina has an increased
state appropriation. Where is it go
I ing? Who is getting it? Not the
r Student Union Buildingl
t The present University adninistra
r tion wept and tore its hair for in
creased funds. They received in
creased funds. What right have they
to ignore the building in which Iearly
every campus organization meets?
Thqy are ignoring it. Why?
If the administration of the U niver
sity wvants to have the girls visit the
Student Union, to establish it as a
meeting place for boys anid girls, they
must place in the building something
I to attract us there.
- How about fixing up one of the
I downstairs rooms as a game room?
Why shouldn't one of the upstairs
rooms he made over into a reading
i room where we can drop in to read
magazines and the latest light novels?
I At any rate something should be
- done to make the building more attrac
Stive.
Leola Garety'.
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