The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 18, 1938, Page Page Two, Image 2
STE
BY
DINKY WIL
WEEK'S NOVELETTE
There is a freshman at Carolina wh
is wearing today the same clothes h1
doffed to make his entry into our it
statoot in September. The little fe
ler eats at the most two meals pe
day but makes a scholastic record <
Bees though not with Ease. He ha
tried innumerable times to land a jo
but no "you're hired's" has he hear<
Last night the first year man was i
his room-crying like a baby--he ha
failed to land an N. Y. A. job and a
uptown prospect had folded. He re
ceives nothing from home except let
ters from his mother-checks not in:
cluded-but he has somehow mat
aged to stay in school. We investi
gated and found that 3 students fror
his home town had taken their month
ly allowances and borrowed a fey
'cabbage leaves' and registered hinm
That's friendship.
A bunch of violets to you, the
friends, and to you, little fellow, i
you will come by this office, withir
the next three days, there is a jol
waiting for you, plus a steak dinner
with the trimmings.
-Stet
NAMES YOU KNOW
Dr. Sam Derrick who says h
"sometimes wonders about these lines'
didn't like the Phi Beta Kappa item
but he must admit, it was true..
Now, Sam, we all have respect for th
"dangling keys" and we meanohawrn
but it was a sidelight of interest..
Freshman Galloway who reads Osca
Wilde and has a sis who has beel
named Beaut Queen of the Purpl
Paladians and Company--yea, hi
brudder is Dave but Young Jim can'
help it-remember the Oracle?..
"Scoop" League whose bylines grac
The Record's sport pages frequently
says that The Gamecock bores hie
but he'll string along with it now..
Dr. McKissick-another honorary de
gree. Banjo Smith of The Recor
writing another "whatthell" column
concerning Carolina's athletics-an
hitting the proverbial nail pretty fla
...Charles Erroneous Lee, ed. of thi
sheet, remarking "I don't want none
MUSCI
Professor Morse calling Jane War
"Whistlin' Rufus"...Janet Becker re
marking that she wears glasses b<
cause they make things look smalle
..Genie Mitchell replying, "Wel
keep looking at me"... Virginia Few
ell admitting she sometimes forget
her own name...Stan Hayes spendin;
plenty of time in the women's build
ing..."Kat" Rector asking France
Thomas if her violin were a Stradiva
rius...A co-ed remarking that she dik
want to go over to the Student Unio1
Building to hear Beethoven's eleventl
symphony... (Beethoven died after h
wrote his ninth symphony)... Alar
Bailey filibustering in Public Speak
ing class...Jack Fant filling the Stu
dent Union Building with the aroni
of burning incense... and conspiring
with Jack McCutchen to (o the samr
in the woman's building. .. two nev
football hopes down from Ohio t
1Oc STRAND 15
MONDAY AND TUESDAY!
"You Only Live Once"
WITH
SYLVIA SIDNEY - HENRY FONDA
WEDNESDAY!
Wheeler and Woolsey
IN
"MUMMY'S BOYS"
THURSDAY!
"BROADWAY MELODY
OF 1936"
WITH
JACK BENNY - ROBERT TAYLOR
ELEANOR POWELL
FRIDAY!
"Wife vs. Secretary"
WITH
CLARK GABLE
JEAN HARLOW -MYRNA LOY
SATURDAY!
BUCK JONES
IN'
"SANDFLOW"
Joan Crawford
Franchot Tone
-IN -
"THE BRIDE WORE RED"
DICK FORAN
-IN
"PRAIRIE THUNDER"
ALSO DONKY CARTOON
And Chapter 9 "S. 0. S. Coast Guard"
LATE SHOW SATURDAY NITE
10:45 P. M.
June Travis
-IN
"LOVE IS ON THE AIR"
MONDAY AND TUESDAY
Warner Baxter
Loretta Young - Virginia Bruce
-N
"WIFE, DOCTOR AND
NURSE"
LIAMS
-and he a Rhodes scholarship con
a testant, too... Capers McCravey has
e been working OtiL for baseball three
- weeks. He once won a title series
- for his nine by belting a homer with
r two on base in the ninth inning
f sounds like a story.
s -Stet
b SENTENCEGRAPHS
"No man except a blockhead ever
wrote except for money"-Samuel
Johnson. (Gamecock staff take heed).
Her face reminded me of a cliche
_ proverb or the first cousin to a chest
nut.
-Stet
- POEM OF THE WEEK
The streets are full of human toys,
- Wound up for threescore years;
, Their springs are hungers, hopes and
joys,
And jealousies and fears.
They move their eyes, their lips, their
hands;
They are marvelously dressed;
And here my body stirs or stands
- A plaything like the rest.
The toys are played with till they fall,
Worn out and thrown away.
Why were they made at all!
Who sits to watch the play?
-"Plaything"-Stevenson.
-Stet
ADDENDA EDUCATION
He was a popular student. He had
to work four hours per day, however,
to get mun to come to school. For
five years-work kept him from fin
ishing in regular period-he strug
gled with his journalistic course. "Now
you'll go out and conquer the world,"
t his friends told him. Today, after
searching for a job-any sort of job
he is back on his father's farm, doing
the manual labor which could be
n hired for 20 cents per hour or less.
He often writes to another grad who
- drives a truck with his dip framed by
i the door and another school chum who
i is driving a garbage truck for a S. C.
1 city. Three bright young men, with
t college educations, and not making
s enough together per week to buy one
' good suit of clothes.
KIN' IN
I dicker with authorities about con
- tracts... Bill Carrigan defeating Stokes
~ Davis in a Yo Yo contest...sigus of
an early spring...students lying about
on the green grass. ..girls on bikes
and kids with kites... Menton Hol
land talking about his trip to New
Orleans...C. C. Bass deciding to quit
- golf.
*Back Talk
Editor The Gamecock:
Whether or not it resulted from the
extensive publicity given it by The
Gamecock, the University's art de
partment is filled and overflowing this
seminester. Can't something be done?
Those arriving at class twenty min
utes early are entitled to the first ten
easels, the next get stools, and the last
are extended a warm welcome, and in
vited to use the floor. When work
is begun, the crowded quarters the
next impediment to "the artist" at
work. Plans were being made for ex
pansion, but they did not materialize.
Miss Heyward is planning to in
clude costume designing and interior
decorating in the art curriculum next
year. This will draw an additional
number of students. Few people
realize the importance of the art de
partment here at the University. It
is rated as one of the best in the
south, and deserves more credit and
financial support than it receives.
Sincerely,
Martha Newman.
SWING
S W NlG
Pharmacy School
Is Rated High
The American Pharmaceutical As
sociation has awarded 'special men
tion" to the school of pharmacy in the
University in its nation-wide window
display contest.
Dean E. T. Motley of the pharmacy
school was informed of the award
recently by Dr. E. F. Kelly, secretary
of the association. Temple Univer
sity School of pharmacy won first
prize, and two other institutions in
addition to Carolina, the University
of Buffalo, pharmacy school, and the
Phila(lelphia College of Pharmacy and
Science, received "special mention."
DEAN E. T. MOTLEY
Fntrants for the contest were di
vided into three groups. The first
group included displays subnitted by
Schools and Colleges of Pharmacy;
the second included displays submit
ted by Retail Pharmacists; while the
third included State Pharmaceutical
Associations.
The National Contest committee
judged the entries from many angles,
:onsidering them from the standpoints
f originality, neatness, accuracy,, and
appeal to the layman.
Practical work in window display is
included in the course in Commercial
Pharmacy and is given during the sen
or year. The work is under the
direction of Professor P. W. Morrison.
The University's winning di play,
which was photographed and submit
ted in the contest, was one arranged
DEPENDABLE TAXI SERVICE
CHECKER CAB CO.
Telephone 2-3311
OUR RATES ARE AS LOW AS
THE LOWEST
Culumoia's Preferred
Transportation
STEWARD'S HALL
A Gentleman's Cafeteria
WOMAN'S CAFETERIA
Where Friends Meet
THE MAYFAIR
RESTAU RANT
An attractive and modern place
to eat at no extra cost
1421-23 Main Street
ALL NITE
'S the 1
rwood I]
NOW PLAYIG
CLARIOS INSTALL
MUNRO FULMER
Monroe Fulmer of North Augusta
was installed as president of the Clari
osophic literary society at a meeting
of the society held last Tuesday night.
Fulmer who succeeds Sidney Duncan
is a member of the freshman law class.
A short inaugural address by Sid
ney Duncan preceded the installation.
In his inaugural address Fulmer
outlined his plans for a progressive
administration. "During this semes
ter the new administration intends to
make a strong effort to revive inter
est in the Clariosophic society. I in
tend to see that the rolls are purged
of all men who are not known active
in society and that planned programs
are carried out at each meeting," de
clared Fulmer. He also expressed the
hope that radio equipment might be
installed so that broadcast may be
made from the society hall.
Harper Welborn made a short ad
dress extolling the merits of the new
president and the outgoing president,
Sidney Duncan.
The society voted to give a copy of
Roberts' Rules of Order to all past
presidents of the organization who are
still students at the University.
Lang Hogan was appointed to serve
on the student council until an elec
tion can be held to fill the vacancy
caused by Ralph Bell's withdrawal
from school. The election will be held
two weeks from the last meeting.
Other officers who were installed
are: C. W. Hutto, vice-president; J. F.
M iles, secretary; George Coleman,
treasurer; and D. A. Westmoreland,
sergeant-at-arms. Monitors for this
semester are Edwin Patterson and
Alan Bailey.
-U. S. 0.
for display in High School Week last
year. The school of Pharmacy, Dr.
Motley pointed out, feels very proud
of having won such distinction as this
was the first time that it has entered
such a contest.
Lubrication - Washing
Cars Vacuum Cleaned
Esso Motor Oil Essolube
CAUGHMAN & BUSH
ESSO SERVICE
Across From War Memorial
I ECONOMICAL PRICES
For
THE COLLEGE STUDENTS
I BIHARI'S
Restaurant g
Where the food is distintly a
different
1229 Hampton Street
-Buy Ypur
General Electric
HOME SERVANTS
FROM
Perry-Browns, Inc.
1627 Main St. Phone 2-2154
THE JEWEL BOX
1605 Main Street
"COLUMBIA'S PROGRESSIVE alEWELER'S
TERMS ARRANGED
It
Euphs Debate
Query Hotly
Initiated into the presidency by one
cf the hottest debates of the year,
Frank Jordan steered the Euphradian
through a tourney in which almost
everyone present took part last Tues
day night.
The query was "Resolved, that the
United States government should pro
tect, by force if necessary, the lives
tnd property of its citizens abroad."
Currie MacArthur, leading the af
lirmative team, contended that the
United States should maintain its
-ight to protect its citizens. Mac
Arthur cited the War of 1812, the
World War, and other conflicts in
:stablishing his contentions. Assist
ng MacArthur were Douglas McKay,
fohn Gregg McMaster, and Jack
3rown. They held that international
)rotection was essential for the main
:enance of foreign trade, and that the
Jnited States, by abandoning her pres
nt policy, would jeopardize the vast
nvestments of private enterprise.
James Galloway, heading a team of
reshmen used as his .contention that
rctiv.e intervention was unnecessary to
he satisfactory settlement of any
liplomatic question that should arise.
alloway was aided by Charles
Just Arrii
DELIVERY
From 7:30 A. M.
The Ca
IN THE CENTER C
ONE DAY ONI
A Salute To Youth
Fun And Thrills!
SERGEANT
MURPHY
With
RONALDn REGAN
MARY MAGUIRE
Prices For 11 A
"Fats" Waller
--Matine.-..
40c "BULLDOG D~
N~gh~-]
Want Ad4i
LOST at Carolina-Clemson box
bout, a bus-horn mouthpiece
found return to Harvey Hughey,
FOUND: Two odd kid gloves
pencils and a pair of glasses in a, t
Owners tay procure by identifyi
Apply to Mrs. Nannie T. Moon, po
mistress.
TENNIS RACKETS restrung.
md up. Prom t service. Satisfactio
uaranteed. I have a complete ine
;ilk and gut strings. Guy Lipsco
326 Sumter St., Phone 3343.
FINDERS of unclaimed fount'.
pens at the postoffice may have the.
property that they have found by
:uesting it from Mrs. Moon.
TYPING for themes, term pa
md theses, done quickly at reason*f'
prices. Jack Faucett, Tenement
Room 6.
STUDENT ADVERTISERS
md this column an inexpensive way.e
selling their commodities to the can.
pus. Rates: One cent per word wj
i minimum charge of twenty cents,
Lost: One pearl-studded Kappa
sigma fraternity pin., If found plq'r
eturn to Alex McArthur or Mr..
Vioon at post office.
--U. U. 0.
ibbes, Harry Lofton, Paul Leap;
mnd Lee Baker. They offered as at
ilternate plan to force, diplonat
:ooporation.
ved
NEW
TENNIS
TRUNKS
$1.25
A FULL STOCK OF
TENNIS EQUIPMENT
SERVICE
To 9:00 P. M.
initeen
F THE CAMPUS
- MONDAY
EXCLUSIVE
Round-By-Round
Blow-By-Blow
PICTURE
FARR vs.
BRADDOCK
FIGHT
ONE DAY ONLY
T U ESD AY!
On The Stage:
2:30 - 4:45 - 7:00 .. 9:15
IN PERSON
"FATS"
WAILLER
And
OUS 'ORCHESTRA
)n The Sreen
UMMOND 0OMES BACK"