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Bewildered Columnist for
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So much of the spectacular and the irregular have occurred since the last has
issue of "The Gamecock" that if I were to properly annoy this typewriter I or
would culminate by making "Gone With The Wind" look like a pocket-sized edos
digest. Hoping against hope that this column will not end up by appearing are
like a long-winded sentence of James Joyce-or a long-winded column of italics '
by 'T'ribble-I best decided to ramble along with incongruity. Anyway here is in
the gridiron stew-served the second Tuesday of each week-that resulted n1ie
from blending three football games, two fairs, two near-riots, one inebriated
gentleman, and spiced with some cuties from the side shows, etc. etc. wh
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After viewing the Clemson and Citadel affrays this column goes on record th
-with a broken needle-as favoring a separation of the gridiron battles and gar
the side shows which pose as state or county fairs.... Each year the situation bal
grows worse; for there hasn't been a real ball game for the past two years at Mr
Columbia or Orangeburg. In fact you have to be perfectly sober to dis- uni
tinguish between the side shows, the penny arcades, and the football games.... ate
At the close of the Clemson-Carolina varsity encounter one of the best re- I
porters in the press box remarked that the ball game wasn't worth two cents. Nc
Of course, he added several phrases not fit for freshmen to read; but he had bal
the right idea. And everyone in the press coop practically agreed with him-.... tua
One sure thing the team that played against Clemson was not the same one tea
that played such good football against North Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama. fra
Although I readily admit that Clemson had the better outfit, the score greatly col
exaggerates the difference.... When one of the South's greatest sports writers, is
0. !. Keekr, Atlanta Journal, predicts that the McCallistermen would beat t
Clemson 20 to 0, and the final score finds Clemson on top with a 34 to 6 score, wil
there is no sane explanation.... And this column is not going to get involved the
in the matter of "overstressing the game....Banjo Smith in the Columbia Cr:
Record adequately took care of that....Shame of the matter is the unde
niable fact that the Clemson battle is the most publicized game of the year
for the Gamecocks. It is the yardstick for our national reputation. For the T
game is played on a Thursday and is the only important football contest on
that day. And in the leading journals throughout the nation you can find ge
the result in screaming streamers (headlines to you). On the other hand- we
not sleight-of-hand-if we were to beat Kentucky, we would not receive much So
space in the Sunday sports sections. Even in the South the sports pages are Or
ovrIkhaded with the results of Minnesota, Notre Dame, Pittsburg, California,
and the chosen others whose names appear on the football betting sheets, tot
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Hallucination ya
Over Orangeburg cha
Most fantastic of all fantasy was the football game staged--not played-at let
Orangeburg. In the blur of fleeting moments it is difficult to recall if it was
Gene Robinson or a shapely chorine from the "Miss America" show who, aided
by a gang of Gamecocks, trucked it on down across the goal lin.....From the e
newvspap)ers we learned a mysterious Mr. B. made that sensational tackle of kni
Jack Lyon-or was it one of those Lions from the trick motorcycle act. And shi
sometimes I believe (I believe as I please) that it was one of those oily-skinned 7
alligators from Indian Village who reached out of the mythical jungle and'
dIragged Lyon or the Lion to the earth. 'rhe Four 01(1 Men-officials-some-'
how hypnotized the pigskin and before you could rattle off something or other
there were six more points sitting on the score b)oard.... Bob Ripley could get
a free item in Ralph Dearth's scoop; namely: South Carolina crossed the
C:itadlel goal line once; and scored" three times.
Thle wvhole mess reminded this columnist of something concocted b~y Mack
Sennett or the mad Marx Brothers in an inebriate moment. It belonged under
the penny arcade tent instead of the spacious football gridiron... .I don't be
lieve all the hooey about first downs. Touchdowns still win the ball games.
And moral victories are forgotten by 'tater plantin' time. But I would give
Citadel the slight edge .on performance last Friday; they showed more spirit
and fought harder... .But Luck sat on the Gamecock bench... .Bill McCal
lister, Biddy quarterback and brother of coach Don, revealed in a bull session
the other afternoon his prediction that the Gamecocks would win the five re
maining games on the 1937 schedule.... My opinion-not copyrighted-is that
Carolina will have to display a better brand of football than exhibited atD
Orangeburg to accomplish this deed... .And the Gamecocks can do it....
l'redliction: South Carolina 13, Kentucky 6.
The Rats Stole0
The Show
On some cold Wednesday night some (lays ago at Melton Field was con
testedl one of the finest gridiron battles seen in these Dixie parts for a long
inne. Hailed as an "appetizer" to the state fair classic, the Carolina-Clemson
frosh affair proved to be the only game worth the admission price. Thanks to3
Mr. Alios Brygo, a fine time was had by all the Gamecock rooters. And,
says Biddy mentor Ted Petoskey, a thousand thanks to the powerful Carolina
frosh forwvard wall. (This is beginning to sound like an after dinner speech).
As a dessert a capacity crowd whetted its appetite on a mob rigt started by
some Clemson frosh player, who still carried around his high school habits
andI tried to wrest the ball from Lucius Henson at the close of the contest.
Hope ran high on Main street that night and everyone was looking for a
break in the clouded streak of Clemson victories... .I predicted a Gamecock
triumph by one touchdown... .Anyhow we had a good time for three minutes
..All of which reminds that I ought to say something before I reach the
end of the page.
A Return To
The Un-conscious
Going from the sub-conscious to the un-conscious I recall that I forgot to
Place my nominations for the All-State eleven. Out of the Gamecock grab
bag comes the names of Ed Clary, Irvin (Man Mountain) Granoff, and Gene
Robinson. To Ed Clary also goes my vote (not purchased) for the most
valuable man on the South Carolina team.Jeeves, another double malted
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rawford To
cad Campus
hrid Games
t is open season for football play
on the Carolina campus as the '37
-a-mural football campaign gets un
way. The first game will be played
November 15, the Monday follow
the curtain performance of the
olina Biddies against the Furman
sh.
Unfortunately," says Jack Craw
d, director of physical education,
e committee on intra-mural football
not yet made a schedule of games
decided which tenements may play
ether. All these details will be post
on the bulletin boards and the boys
asked to watch for them."
rophies this year will be awarded h
a slightly different way. The eleven l
n on the winning team will each re- t
ve a medal while the one outstand- sl
player of the whole tournament, R
ether he be a back or a linesman, c
ether his team win or lose, will be tt
en a trophy.
V. H. Harth, athletic director of the d
iversity, has promised to furnish
forms to all the boys. These will be p
ied at 2 o'clock on the afternoon of o
day the game is to be played. All D
nes will start at 3:30 o'clock. Foot- C
Is can be obtained for practice from n
Crawford by the team captains ti
o will be responsible for them and h
forms to all the boys. These will be ti
ly after the game. sl
tules for elegibility are the same. tc
one who has participated in foot
1, freshman or varsity, here or else- d
ere can play. Boys will have to ac- a:
Ily live in a tenement to play on that p:
m. Same goes for fraternities. Only of
:ernity men can play for a fraternity. a:
e game against the Middle Georgia o
lege this week will not count as this
ust a pick-up game for the fun of it. C
nyc plhying intra-mural football h
i be excused from gym classes as in F
past but only after seeing Mr. T
iwford personally. F
-U. 8. 0.
itadel Learns That bF
)uch1downs Pay Off
[ouchdowns count-so the coura- A
us Citadel Bulldogs learned as they
re defeated by the University of
uth Carolina, 21 to 6, in the 32nd an- y'
il Carolina-Citadel classic at tc
angeburg last week.
iLen thousand spectators were as
inded to see the University score
o touchdowns in the first half, make
t a first down, and gain only six
-ds from scrimmage. On the other
id, Citadel, clicking perfectly,
ilked up ten first downs and a goose
g on the scoreboard in the same
gth of time.
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Boxing Begins
Boxing coach, Frank DeMars has
sent out a call for men. Those who
have a desire to sling the mittens
for U. S. C. this year are asked to
report for a workout in the Uni
versity gymnasium every afternoon
at four o'clock. If' enough material
reports for early training a great
team is assured for Carolina this
year, since only two men gaduated
from last year's fine squad.
Zeserves Meet
Viddle Georgia
lere Saturday
By Frank Martin
Gloom hung like a dark cloud over
e Carolina campus today when it was
arned that Bill Bochman, stellar
iple-threat back, would not be in the
arting lineup of the South Carolina
eserves, who meet the Middle
eorgia College Saturday afternoon at
ree o'clock on Melton field. Boch
an sprained his ankle during a signal
'ill.
Both aggregations have displayed
>wer and deception and the outcome
[ the contest is expected to be close.
espite the heavy loss of Bochman,
oach Lyn Kalmbach is very opti
Listic about encounter. He stated to
us correspendent "that everything
ad been done to win this game and
at with the full cooperation of the
udent body he was confident of vic
ry."
Assistant coaches Hughes, Alexan
r, Craig, Martin, and Kelly have
ded head coach Kalmbach in whip
ing the Reserves into shape, working
[ new razzle-dazzle formations, which
e expected to utilize the full strength
f the Carolina team.
Probable starting lineup for the
arolina Reserves, L.E., Hilton; L.T.,
[oultrie; L.G., Spigner; C., Knox;
.G., Martin; R.T., Williams; R.E.,
urnbull; Q.B., Rollins; H.B., Wolfe;
[.B., Wilson; F.B., Kalmbach.
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Season's Work
Led by Captain Guy Lipscomb and
Torn Hutto, members of last year's
State championship team, the Univer
sity of South Carolina basketball squad
reported for the first practice session
of the season last Monday night in the
Field House. A disappointing small
squad of fourteen players reported to
Coach Ted Petoskey.
The 1936 Carolina team, captained
by diminutive "Skeeter" James swept
to fourteen victories in twenty games
played to win the state title and a bid
to the Southern Conference. Drawing
the seeded Washington and Lee outfit
in the opening encounter, the Game
cocks went down to defeat in a nip
and tuck battle. Washington and Lee
eventually won the Conference title.
Bernard James, Guy Lipscomb, and
Tom Hutto were chosen on the All
State five. Through graduation South
Carolina lost the valuable services of
Captain James and Goody Taylor,
sparkling forward.
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McCallister
Points For
Fourth Win
To Lexington this week goes Don
McCallistcr and his University of
South Carolina Gamecock football
quad to encounter the Kentucky Wild
:ats in their eighth affray of the season.
By their previous records and the
comparative scores against the Crim
son Tide of Alabama, the Gamecocks
will probably enter the game as slight
Favorites. Earlier this year South Car
olina, displaying good football, held
Alabama to a 20 to 0 victory. Last
Saturday Coach Frank Thomas' boys
:ook the Wildcats into camp by a score
of 40 to 0.
But Gamecocks' mentor Don McCal
lister is not so optimistic. Said McCal
lister: "Any team that is beaten forty
to nothing even by so fine an eleven
as Alabama, is bound to be out for
)lood the next time it plays!"
Doubtful starters in the South Caro
lina lineup are )ick Little, halfback
and Ralph D)earth, quarterback. Little,
who was the mainstay of the Game
cock attack earlier this fall and was
being boosted for All-American hon
ors, is being kept on the sidelines by
a serious leg injury.
In the Citadel encounter last Friday,
which saw victory conic to Carolina,
Ralph Dearth incurred a broken nose.
And for the second time this year he
has a pair of black eyes. Dearth may
enter the Kentucky battle protected by
a special nose-guard.
In seven contests this season, the
Gamecocks have won three, lost three,
and tied one, beating Emory and Hen
ry, Davidson, and the Citadel, losing
to Georgia, Alabama, and Clemson
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