The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 30, 1937, Page Page Four, Image 5
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1908
ROBERT EOI0TT 0m1ZALE, First Editor
Published weekly by the Literary Societies of the Univrity of South
Carolina during the college year except during examinations
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November 20,
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STAFF WRITERS
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Zurcherinan, Martin J. Hodes, Max Husbands, Frances Lybrand, T. W
Evans. Barney Beidleman, Doris Johnson, Louis A. Searson, Jr., W. A.
Connolly, and Floyd D. Rodgers, Jr.
FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1937
Alfred Funderburk
Truly a tragedy was the untimely end of Al
fred Funderburk, a senior in the school of arts
and sciences, Thursday afternoon. Stricken to his
bed witb an acute attack of appendicitis, which
ruptured, early this week, funder burk undcrwent
an operation which apparently eased his pain and
suffering. He was believed to be getting better
each day, but Thursday afternoon, friends were
shocked to learn that he had died.
"No better man ever walked the campus," one
student was heard to say when news of the tragedy
was told tim.
"I will always remember his smiling face, good
jokes, and innate qualities," another commented.
"South Carolina has lost a good man," said an
other.
Such were comments from students who knew
him, and those who did not, remarked:
"I've heard a lot about him and I've tried to
know him, but from all I can hear, he was one of
the finest young men who ever attended Carolina."
Perhaps Funderburk's greatest asset was
"square shooting" with associates. Whenever he
made a promise, he stuck to it. He never strad
dled the fence, never made any "bones" about
the way he stood on a proposition.
Words cannot express the sentiments of The
Gamecock. We loved him, as did all others who
associated with him. Perhaps the highest tribute
one can bestow upon another is to say that he
was loyal, sincere, trustworthy and friendly. Al
fred Funderburk was the personification of these
four qualities.
Busts-Who Are They?
Have youl ever wondered who those busts in tile
library represent? Or did you think they were
holders for hats, cigarettes, etc., as the one at the
entrance to the reference room is used?
Little honor does it (10 a man to have his image
preservedl in stone if no one knows his identity.
Some of the figures are marked, but others remain
anonymous and are passed up by the average stu
dent as inconsequential.
Were they made by masters, or did some former
student, perhaps, have a knack at sculpture and
turn out some of the work ?
We wonder.
-o. S. C.
Mud
Not since we as children used to play along
creek banks have we~ seen so prolific, so thick, and
so red mud as has collected in some driveways
and unpaved walks on the campus during the
recent rains.
The cross-campus concrete paths are excellent,
* but getting to them is a problem to the non-web
footed Gamecocks.
Water collects back of the canteen, and motorists
are none too thoughtful of pedestrians stepping
carefully over the lakes as they whiz past leaving
a spray of oily, muddy water on all sides.
If we can't pave the passages, a little gravel
scattered here and there wouldn't be bad.
Welcome
The doors of the University are open wide to
you students of high school.
This is your University just as much as it is
ours. We want you to see how it works, how the
students love it, and how every one works to make
it greater.
If you are in doubt as to where you want to go,
what you want to see, how to get somewhere, or.
how to find John Jones from your home town,
just ask any student you see on the campus. He
will be glad to tell you anything you want, to know,
or personally direct you about the grounds and
buildings.
We are proud of the campus, the faculty and our
fellow students. We hope you are.
And mot of all, we hope that this summer, when
the choice of your university is made, it will be
Carolina.
-U.s. C.
A Quiet Little Gentleman
"No missionary led me to become a Christian;
I was simply captured by the personality of
Christ," declared Doctor T. Y. Wu, editor of a
Chinese religious newspaper, in his talk at vesper
services Sunday night.
His address was of the type that should interest
anyone, he having, experienced all the hardships
of a Christian struggling to attain and then retain
his beliefs so foreign to the traditions and customs
of his native country.
The three difficulties Doctor Wu had to over
come could well apply to thousands of his country
men who try to follow their Christian convictions.
First, he had to push aside his own prejudices
which is also a national prejudice-against Chris
tianity. "Christianity is identified with the Wes
tern civilization, and Western civilization was
brought to China at the point of a bayonet. Oc
casionally a 'missionary was killed, and this was
always followed-by reprisals on the part of his
native country. The, educated leaders of China
despised the Christians becaiis n. good many of the
earlier religious workers became involved in poli
.tics there."
The second difficulty was a cultural one. The
Confucian leaders of China were highly eduented,
and many of the former missionaries were not.
They were fired with zeal, but could not surmount
the disparity of culture to explain their message
to the people. The educated Orientals looked upon
Cliristianity as just another superstition among
the many superstitions of their country.
The way the gospei was taught w'as another bar
rier to its acceptance, Doctor Wu explained. In
stead of teaching about Jesus the process was to
start at the beginning of the New Testament and
go through it chapter by chapter. "After spend
ing three lessons on the genealogy, I became dis
gusted and quit."
however, success finally came to him when he
secured a copy of the Bible and found the Truth
for himself.
As this quiet little gentleman from another con
tinent revealed his experiences he made a profound
implression on the audience. Earnestness p)ervaded
his talk and carried conviction of its truth in his
life.
-u. s. c.
Student Entertainers
On college campi throughout the country sev
eral thousand young men are earning their way
through school by playing for fraternity and soror
ity dances at their own and neighboring schools.
Some of these are dlestined -to be popular leaders
of the next decade, if H-al Kemp's opinion is cor
rect.
A surprisingly large number of first rate radio
favorites are men who worked their way through
school playing in bands, and wvho achieved their
start in the pr'ofessional field with bands organ
ized during their collegiate days.
N..table among these orchestras is Rudy Vallee's
Connecticut Yankees who began on the Yale camn
pus1, and Fred Waring's Pennsylvanians, organized
at Penn State. Ozzie Nelson played a half-dozen
instruments in a campus band between football
seasons at Rutgers, andl Kay Kyser and Hal Kemp
still have most of the boys who played in their
original outfits at the University of North Caro
lina. Among other popular maestros who began
as studlent orchestras are Edldy Duchin, lRed
Nichols, Horace Hieidt, Gus Hlaenschen, and
Johnny Green.
Colleges are now helping these potential stars
to earn their degrees and to set themselves for
careers. The University of Wisconsin several
years ago started a student night club, with floor
shows and music furnished by student entertain
ers. Named the "770 Club" after its street ad
dress, the club not only offered employment to
talented students, but afforded others inexpensive
amusement among congenial surroundings.
The University of Iowa recently took up the
idea and other institutions are considering'it.
The University of South Carolina has musicians
and entertainers and potential customers. Per
haps some day the two can be brought ingether.
Literary
Digress
BY THREE PLAGIARISTS
Martin J. Hodes
Dinky Willlams
George Zuckerman
(OONTIXUED FROM PAGE ONE)
On the stage of Drayton Hall n
week the University Players will pres
their version of the tense fantastic p1
High in entertaining value, the dialop
of the fantasy is so realistic and sh
edged that the footlights fade and
'dience lives the fleeting hour and a h
"Bury the Dead" is 'a major event
the University and the city of Columi
The University Players should be c
gratulated for their choice, and be s
ported for thei'r fine efforts.
-PPP
The First And Fourth Estates
So much space has been accorded
the press to the Coronation of Geo
VI as King of England that we won
if we are still a British colonial p
session. What is probably more true
that a minority of our population mi
be described as Tories. The Park A
nue Four Hundred have secured reser
tions and invitations by paying fabul
sums and pulling political strings. Li
ly it is too that these same Americ;
never bothered to attend the inaugu
tion of Franklin D. Roosevelt last J
uary, being too engrossed in collect
the scraps of the Liberty League.
A vestige of lost days, the pomp<
and ceremonious coronation marc1
blindly despite the fact that the "K
ain't King any more." He rules no
ing more than the surface of a posta
stamp.
When the stately Archbishop of C
terbury delivers the oath to the new ki
if he were to include the truth would sa
"I now crown you King of England
by the Grace of God -and the divor
of Wally Simpson."
We wish they would get the, whole da
mess over with, so we could find
Lou Gehrig's batting average and Diz
Dean's strikeont record, instead of h
ing to read continuous dull paragrap
about the new petticoat to be worn
the Duchess of Brooklyn (N. Y.) at
ceremony.
After the "Circus" for children w
never grew up ends, the King will be a
to return home and quietly play arot
vith his new uniforms.
-PPP
Plagiarist Plays Philosopher
(Editor's notc: This following bit
philosophy was written by Martin Ho
The other two did not wish to be credi
or discredited with the authorship. A
how we-not Hodes-think it's pre
good.)
To us, there is something vaguely c
turbing in the thought that our age
summed up by the Lindy Hop, Trucc
and the Big Apple. It makes us won
where we are going in such a fury,
whether the fury wvill get us there
quicker.
Nowv, it is not that wve dislike
(lances On any ground wvhatever ;
merely object to the fact that they s
to signify the worst aspect of our
-a sort of spasmodic rate of speed.
appear to be aiming at something,
we can't for the life of us decide
the best rate or route for getting th
It is our idea that the "somethi
is, or at least it should be, happin
But are we achieving any more hai
ness with the Big Apple's speed than
forehearers did wvith the tempo of
minuet? We think not. We think c
that our efficiency has decreased; w
using far more energy than formi
for the same result. Our interests h
broadened into the 20th century <
tances, wvhile we mnust still cover tl
wvith minds substantially the same as I
century vehicles. We are trying to
the amount of motion of the Lindy I
into a song when, in truth, wve are c
capable of successfully executing a n
uet. And we're not enjoying the da
any more because of it.
We aren't suffering from any sec,
hand nostalgia; we aren't advocatin
return to the minuet's tempo. Altho
we haven't learned to tolerate Truc
steps, we cannot return to yestert
What we do suggest is not a decr<
in our present speed, butt a decrease
our present acceleration. Let's bec<
accustomed to one thing before we d
away to something else.
But then, again, we are troubled 's
the problem of whether we are g<
in the right direction. Towards ha
ness or away from it? Going to F
or coming out ?
Revealing Reno
The South Carolina Legislature se
to be stuck again. Yes, and since
calls for extra pay, we want it seti
Therefore, we submit to the Caro
student body the following ballot to
filled in, clipped, and deposited at the
office or in The Gamecock office:
I (do, do not) believe that nece,
sary legislation should be passed I
the South Carolina Legislature gi'
ing this State a woi-kable divorn
law.
LCaiinpus
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us (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
es Corzine, Thomas Evans, R. K. Girardeau,
ng Arthur Holman, Jr., Sarah Harris, Vir
tl'
ginia Heyward, Jane Ketchen, Frances
ge Morgan, W. C. Overton, Bernard Po
liakoff, Fletcher Spigner, Jr., Monty
n- Skiles, Peggy Stoddard, and Ida Morris.
y: The officers are: Henry Calvert,
tc. president ; Morgan Arant, vice-president;
Dorothy Scott, recording secretary; and
Prof. W. C. McCall, faculty secretary.
rn The faculty members of the society
>ut are: Robert Glenn Bell, Ewing T. Bonn,
:zy Arney R. Childs, J. McT. Daniel, Leila
iv- G. Johnson. George McCutcheon, George
ihs Olsen, Hugh R. MurcHiison, William C.
by McCall, Carlisle Roberts, Patterson
he Wardlaw, Isabel Watkins, Kershaw
Walsh, Charles H. Waterfall, George W.
ho Tomlin, Mary P. Wheeler, and G. Croft
ble Williams.
nd Student membership for 1936-1937 is
as follows: Morgan D. Arant, Carroll
Berman, Harriet Boyd, Howard L. Burns,
\Vade Bush, G. Werber Bryan, Henry
of Calvert, Essie Davis, Margaret Samp
s. son, Dorothy Scott, and Charles Simons.
:ed -v. e. o.
ed -Elections
tty
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
T Beidleman, Jane Crout, T. W. Evans,
.s Louis A. Searson, Jr., Coit Hendley,
in, Eleanor Cannon, Margaret Rollins, Frank
ler Brown, and Alice Huiett.
nd .
L"y --ighSchool,
the (CONTINUED FROM PAOE ONE)
wve
em M. Lockwoodl, secretary of the League,
ige Mrs. A. R. Childs; Frank T. Meeks;
N'e R. W. Morrison; WV. C. McCall; F. C.
tRoberts; Isabel Watkins and WV. H.
on Harth.
~re. Besides the regular scholastic tests, a
.tennis tournament for the boys and girls
andl track meets for Class A, B, and C
schools have been held, the finals slated
rfor this afternoon. The net tournament
the has been held under a committee com
nly posed of J. R. Tompkins, J. C. Doggette
e're and W. Y. Wagener. Miss Nancy Pope
rydirected th il'tourney. Th le tracl<
ave meet was conducted by Albert Bristow
lis- assistant Carolina track coach, J. C
em Brice, anid J. B. Bradley.
8' Carolina Flashes
lop (CONTINUED FROM PAOE ONE)
nly
in- absences. But when the excuse reads
nce "I want to be excused for livin',".,Mr.
Hodes' Yankee blood simmers. And wvhet
)nd Custodian of the Cuts Flynn Gillarn
r a adds injury to insult by noting that th<
igh excuse is "not acceptable" that same Yan.
cin' kee blood boils.
lay. The straw that broke Mr. Hodes' sur
ase face composure in this case, however
in came from another source. When self.
>me styled hand-writing expert Walter Con.
ash nolly of Morrisburg, Ontario, accuse<
Mr. Bodes, point-blank, of writing th<
rith note himself, the Illinois expatriate was
sing for the first time in a long career, speech
>pi- less.
[eli,
Conserve Forestal
Conservation of the forests in Soutl
ems Carolina will certainly not be aided by
this the recent establishment of paper pull
led. mills in the state, in the opinion ol
lia George Tomlin, .associate professor o:
be economics, University of South Caro
>ost lina.
"Conservation could be carried alone
i- hand and band with the industry. If his
y tory is any judge we know what wil
happen. When the idea of profit be
:e comes dominant, then the thought of con
servation will not be c.,.:i....d t
.aCKsH04
(1ERE ARM MORE
fPRT -1ME STUDENT' ENROUEb
AT NEW'tORK UNIVERSt11Y THAN
'IERE ARE FJU-"WE SIUDENW AT
ANY OTHER COl.EGE, EXCEPTING
CALIFORNIA !
-Duncan
(CONTINUED FROM 'PAGE ONE)
rupt, by destroying land and forests to
make products for sale," quoted Mr. Dun
can. "This is the condition prevalent to
day, while the majority of the banks of
the South have 1-3 of their resources
lying idle."
"The general problem of our section
is how to buy less from the outside, sell
more to the outside, and at the same
time raise the standard of living. How
to economize, and yet spend more-it
seems at first slight paradoxical. The
answer, of course, is to produce.
U. R. o.
-Euph Society
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
loway, who had been a contestant for
the honor withdrew in his favor.
Also at the meetng lhe suciy llalued
Frank Jordan the winner of the debater's
contest and elected Felix Green junior
orator.
In view of the help of the University
with the recent decoration of the society
ball, a committee consisting of Gus Pearl
man, chairman, Gedney Howe and Wer
ber Bryan was appointed to convey the
society's appreciation to John A. Chase,
Jr., dean of administration.
In the business meeting of the group,
E. Ms Singletary was elected to member
ship and initiated into the society.
The society wvill not have its regular
meeting next Tuesday night, but will
meet Wednesday for the society gradua
tion exercises.
-U. 3. 0.
strongly," Professor Tomlin stated.
Parking
To facilitate parking at the University
of South Carolina the parking "U'" is
being widened by two feet on both sides.
In place of the old wooden guide mark
ers, cement posts are being planted.
Art Exhibits
An exhibition of the work of students
in the art department at the University
of South Carolina will be held in Flinn
1Hall on Wednesday and Thursday after
'noons from 3-6 in honor of the High
,chool Week being sponsored by the Uni
versity. The exhibit promises to be very
interesting with paintings, drawings and
designs on display. Miss Catherine Hey
wardl, head of the art department has
invited not only all high school students
but also Carolina students and any towns
people who are interested to attend the
exhibit.
Ice Cream
Ice cream, the American confection,
came into being at the end of the 18th
century, according to Dr. Edwin L. Green,
professor of ancient languages at the
ULniversity of South Carolina. It was
,advertised in Charleston papers-after the
Revolution. Since the introduction of
artificial ice after the Civil War, it has
become one of the cheapest desserts and
one of the most widely used.
Dr. Green, said that this is the only
country where real ice cream can be ob
tained. In Europe and other foreign
countries they can only get iced sherbert.
Astronomy
The astronomy law class at the Uni
versity of South Caroilna is planning to
study the stars from some point at Camp
Jackson in the near future. Professor
Coker says "that will be made in automlo
bijes and the group will view the stars
until around mid-night." Up until that
time he will be responsible for them but
if it is a monnight-well he didn't say.