The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 30, 1937, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
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ROBERT EW.OT? G0UZAL8, First Editor
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November 20,
1936 Meber 193?7
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STAFF WRITERS
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Zurcherman, Martin J. Hodes, Max Husbands. Frances Lybrand, T. W
Evans. Barney Beidleman. Doris Johnson, Louis A. Searson, Jr., W. A.
Connolly, and Floyd D. Rodgers, Jr.
FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1937
Alfred Funderburk
Truly a tragedy was the untimely end of Al
fred Funderburk, a senior in the school of arts
and sciences, Thursday afternoon. Stricken to his
bed with an acute attack of appendicitis, which
ruptured, early this week, Funderburk underwent
an operation which apparently eased his pain and
suffering. He was believed to be getting better
each day, but Thursday afternoon, friends were
shocked to learn that he had died.
"No better man ever walked the campus," one
student was heard to say when news of the tragedy
was told tim.
"I will always remember his smiling face, good
jokes, and innate qualities," another commented.
"South Carolina has lost a good man," said an
other.
Such were comments from students who knew
him, and those who did not, remarked:
"I've heard a lot about him and I've tried to
know him, but from all I can hear, he was one of
the finest young men who ever attended Carolina."
Perhaps Funderburk's greatest asset was
"square shooting" with associates. Whenever he
made a promise, he stuck to it. He never strad
dled the fence, never made any "bones" about
the way he stood on a proposition.
Words cannot express the sentiments of The
Gamecock. We loved him, as did all others who
associated with him. Perhaps the highest tribute
one can bestow upon another is to say that he
was loyal, sincere, trustworthy and friendly. Al
fred Funderburk was the personification of these
four qualities.
Busts-Who Are They?
Have you ever wondered who those busts in the
library represent? Or did you think they were
holders for hats, cigarettes, etc., as the one at the
entrance to the reference room is used?'
Little honor does it (10 a man to have hlis image
preserved in stone if no one knows his identity.
Some of the figures are marked, but others remain
anonymous and are passed up by the average stu
dent as inconsequential.
Were they made by masters, or did some former
student, perhaps, have a knack at sculpture and
turn out some of the work?
We wonder.
-E. s. C.
Mud
Not since we as children used to play along
creek banks have we seen so prolific, so thick, and
so red mud as has collected in some driveways
and unpaved walks on the campus during the
recent rains.
The cross-campus concrete paths are excellent,
but getting to them is a problem to the non-web
footed Gamecocks.
Water collects back of the canteen, and motorists
ae none too thoughtful of pedestrians stepping
carefully over the lakes as they whiz past leaving
a spray of oily, muddy water on all sides.
If we can't pave the passages, a little gravel
scattered here and there wouldn't be bad.
Welcome -
The doors of the University are open wide to
you students of high school.
This is your University just as much as it is
ours. We want you to see how it works, how the
students love it, and how every one works to make
it greater.
If you are in doubt as to where you want to go,
what you want to see, how to get somewhere, or.
how to find John Jones from your home town,
just ask any student you see on the campus. He
will be glad to tell you anything you want, to know,
or personally direct you about the grounds and
buildings.
We are proud of the campus, the faculty and our
fellow students. We hope you are.
And mot of all, we hope that this summer, when
the choice of your university is made, it will be
Carolina.
-U.S. C.
A Quiet Little Gentleman
"No missionary led me to become a Christian;
I was simply captured by the personality of
Christ," declared Doctor T. Y. Wu, editor of a
Chinese religious newspaper, in his talk at vesper
services Sunday night.
His address was of the type that should interest
anyone, he having, experienced all the hardships
of a Christian struggling to attain and then retain
his beliefs so foreign to the traditions and cuqtoms
of his native country.
The three difficulties Doctor Wu had to over
come could well apply to thousands of his country
men who try to follow their Christian convictions.
First, he had.to push aside his own prejudices
which is also a national prejudice-against Chris
tianity. "Christianity is identified with the Wes
tern civilization, and Western civilization was
brought to China at the point of a bayonet. Oc
casionally a 'missionary was killed, and this was
always followed-by reprisals on the part of his
native country. The, educated leaders of China
despised the Christians because a good many of the
earlier religious workers became involved in poli
.tics there."
The second difficulty was a cultural one. The
Confucian leaders of China were highly educated,
and many of the former missionaries were not.
They were fired with zeal, but could not surmount
the disparity of culture to explain their message
to the people. The educated Orientals looked upon
Chiristianii ty as just aiother superstitionl aluong
the many superstitions of their country.
The way the gospel was taught was another bar
ricr to its acceptance, Doctor Wu explained. In
stead of teaching about Jesus the process was to
start at the beginning of the New Testament and
go through it chapter by chapter. "After spend
ing three lessons on the genealogy, I became dis
gusted and quit."
-lowever, success finally came to him when he
secured a copy of the Bible and found the Truth
for himself.
As this quiet little gentleman from another con
tinent revealed his experiences he made a profound
impression on the audience. Earnestness pervaded
his talk and carried conviction of its truth in his
life.
-U. s. C.
Student Entertainers
On college campi throughout the country sev
eral thousand young men are earning their way
through school by playing for fraternity and soror
ity dances at their own and neighboring schools.
Some of these are destined'to be popular leaders
of the next decade, if Hal Kemp's opinion is cor
rect.
A suIrprisingly large number of first rate radio
favorites are men who worked their way through
school playing in bands, and who achieved their
start in the professional field with bands organ
ized during their collegiate days.
Notable among these orchestras is Rudy Vallee's
Connecticut Yankees who began on the Yale cam
pus, and Fred Waring's Pennsylvanians, organized
at Penn State. Ozzie Nelson played a half-dozen
instruments in a campus band between football
seasons at Rutgers, and Kay Kyser and Hal Kemp
still have most of the boys who played in their
original outfits at the University of North Caro
lina. Among other popular maestros who began
as student orchestras are Eddy Duchin, Red
Nichols, Horace Heidt, Gus Hlaenschen, and
Johnny Green.
Colleges are now helping these potential stars
to earn their degrees and to set themselves for
careers. The University of Wisconsin several
years ago started a student night club, with floor
shows and music furnished by student entertain
ers. Named the "770 Club" after its street ad
dress, the club not only offered employment to
talented students, but afforded others inexpensive
amusement among congenial surroundings.
The University of Iowa recently took up the
idea and other institutions are considering'it.
The University of South Carolina has musicians
and entertainers and potential customers. Per
haps some day the two can be brnoht. together.
Literaiy
Digress
BY THREE PLAGIARISTS
Martin J. Hodes
Dinky Williams
George Zuckerman
(ONTINUED PROM PAGE ONE)
On the st ge of Drayton Hall n
week the University Players will pres
their version of the tense fantastic p
High in entertaining value, the dialo
of the fantasy is so realistic and sh
edged that the footlights fade and
'dience lives the fleeting hour and a h
"Bury the Dead" is a major event
the University and the city of Colum1
The University Players should be c
gratulated for their choice, and be s
ported for their fine efforts.
-PPP
The First And Fourth Estates
So much space has been accorded
the press to the Coronation of Geo
VI as King of England that we won
if we are still a British colonial I
session. What is probably more trw
that a minority of our population mi
be described as Tories. The Park A
nue Four Hundred have secured reser
tions and invitations by paying fabul
sums and pulling political strings. Li
ly it is too that these same Americ
never bothered to attend the inaugt
tion of Franklin D. Roosevelt last J
uary, being too engrossed in collect
the scraps of the Liberty League.
A vestige of lost days, the pomp
and ceremonious coronation marc
blindly despite the fact that the "K
ain't King any more." He rules nc
ing more than the surface of a post
stamp.
When the stately Archbishop of C
terbury delivers the oath to the new ki
if he were to include the truth would s
"I now crown you King of England
by the Grace of God-and the divur
of Wally Simpson."
We wish they would get the.whole d
mess over with, so we could find
Lou Gehrig's batting average and Di
Dean's strikeout record, instead of h
ing to read continuous dull paragra
about the new petticoat to be worn
the Duchess of Brooklyn (N. Y.) at
ceremony.
After the "Circus" for children v
never grew up cnd, the King will be
to return home and quietly play arot
with his new uniforms.
-PPP
Plagiarist Plays Philosopher
(Editor's note: This following bit
philosophy was written by Martin Ho<
The other two did not wish to be credi
or discredited with the authorship. I
how we-not -lodes-think it's pr<
good.)
To us, there is something vaguely
turbing in the thought that our age
summed up by the Lindy Hop, Truc}
and the Big Apple. It makes us won
where we are going in such a fury,
wvhether the fury wvill get us there
quicker.
Now, it is not that wve dislike
dances on any ground whatever ;
merely object to the fact that they s
to signify the worst aspect of our
-a sort of spasmodic rate of speed.
appear to be aiming at something,
wve can't for the life of us decide
the best rate or route for getting th
It is our idea that the "somethi
is, or at least it should be, happi:1
But are we achieving any more ha
ness with the Big Apple's speed than
forebearers did with the tempo of
minuet ? We think not. We think<
that our efficiency has decreased; w
using far more energy than form
for the same result. Our interests I
broadened into the 20th century
tances, wvhile we must still cover tl
wvith minds substantially the same as
century vehicles. We are trying to
the amount of motion of the Lindy ]
into a song when, in truth, we are<
capable of successfully executing a ra
uet. And we're not enjoying the di
any more because of it.
We aren't suffering from any sec
hand nostalgia; we aren't advocatin
return to the minuet's tempo. Althc
we haven't learned to tolerate Truc
steps, we cannot return to yester
What we do suggest is not a decri
in our present speed, but a decreas<
our present acceleration. Let's bec
accustomed to one thing before we<
away to something else.
But then, again, we are troubled
the problem of whether we are g<
in the right direction. Towards ha
ness or away from it? Going to I
or coming out ?
Revealing Reno
The South Carolina Legislature se
to be stuck again. Yes, and since
calls for extra pay, we want it setl
Therefore, we submit to the Carc
student body the following ballot t<
filled in, clipped, and deposited at the
office or in The Gamecock office :
I (do, do not) believe that nece
sary legislation should be passed1
the South Carolina Legislature gi
ing this State a woi-kable divor
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)US (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
ies Corzine, Thomas Evans, R. K. Girardeau, r
ng Arthur Holman, Jr., Sarah Harris, Vir- n
th- ginia Heyward, Jane Ketchen, Frances c
ige Morgan, W. C. Overton, Bernard Po- C
liakoff, Fletcher Spigner, Jr., Monty t
an- Skiles, Peggy Stoddard, and Ida Morris. l;
ng, The officers are: Henry Calvert,
tc. president ; Morgan Arant, vice-president;
Dorothy Scott. recording secretary; and
Prof. W. C. McCall, faculty secretary.
arn The faculty members of the society
out are: Robert Glenn Bell, Ewing T. Bonn,
azy Arney R. Childs, J. McT. Daniel, Leila
av- G. Johncon, George MqCuttcheon, George _
nhs Olsen, Hugh R. Murcilison, William C.
by McCall, Carlisle Roberts, Patterson
the Wardlaw, Isabel Watkins, Kershaw
Walsh, Charles H. Waterfall, George W. I
,ho Tomlin, Mary P. Wheeler, and G. Croft t
ble Williams.
md Student membership for 1936-1937 is I
as follows: Morgan D. Arant, Carroll
Berman, Harriet Boyd, Howard L. Burns,
Wade Bush, G. Werber Bryan, Henry
of Calvert, Essie Davis, Margaret Samp
s. son, Dorothy Scott, and Charles Simons. V
..ed -u. s. o.
my -Elections
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(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
s- Beidleman, Jane Crout, T. W. Evans,
.s Louis A. Searson, Jr., Coit Hendley,
n Eleanor Cannon, Margaret Rollins, Frank I
der Brown, and Alice Huiett. '
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thehsbe herlinder asmmtees om
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ga add s urconut by noting Btht th
dis- exsisnotaccetabtha coah, J.aC.
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lahndCodian of Morrisbus Ontario,asd
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thMterecentdesptblan, of parin pthe
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e ecomenominant,nivesithe thoutho Co
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1IIER.E ARs MARPE
PAitr iME SIUDENIs ENROLLEb
AT NEW 1fORK UNIVERSIlY THAN
'IERE ARE R1LLUME S't1DEN1s AT
ANY OTHER COLLEGE, EXCEPTiNG
CALIFORNIA !
-Duncan
(CONTINUED FROM 'PAGE ONE)
upt, by destroying land and forests to
iake products for sale," quoted Mr. Dun
an. "This is the condition prevalent to
ay, while the majority of the banks of
he South have 1-3 of their resources
ring idle."
"The general problem of our section
s how to buy less from the outside, sell
more to the outside, and at the same
ime raise the standard of living. How
economize, and yet spend more-it
eems at first slight paradoxical. The
nswer, of course, is to produce.
--V. e. 0.
-Euph Society
(CONTINUED FROM PAOE ONE)
)way, who had been a contestant for
he honor withdrew in his favor.
Also at the meeting the society named
rank Jordan the winner of the debater's
ontest and elected Felix Green junior
rator.
In view of the help of the University
,ith the recent decoration of the society
all, a committee consisting of Gus Pearl
1an, chairman, Gedney Howe and Wer
er Bryan was appointed to convey the
uciety's appreciation to John A. Chase,
r., dean of administration.
In the business meeting of the group,
:. M,. Singletary was elected to member
hip and initiated into the society.
The society will not have its regular
fleeting next Tuesday night, but wvill
neet Wednesday for the society gradua
ion exercises.
trongly," Professor Tomlin stated.
Parkdng
To facilitate parking at the University
f South Carolina the parking "U" is
ieing widened by two feet on both sides.
In place of the old wooden guide mark
rs, cement posts are being planted.
Art Exhibits
An exhibition of the work of students
ni the art department at the University
i South Carolina will be held in Flitnn
IalIl on Wednesday and Thursday after
oons from 3-6 in honor of the HIigh
,chool Week being sponsored by the Uni
rersity. The exhibit promises to be very
nteresting wvith paintings, drawings and
lesigns on display. Miss Catherine Hey
yard, head of the art department has
nvited not only all high school students
>ut also Carolina students and any towns-~
>eople who are interested to attend the
~xhibit.
Ice Cream
Ice cream, the American confection,
ame into being at the end of the 18th
entury, according to Dr. Edwin L. Green,
>rofessor of ancient languages at the
Jniversity of South Carolina. It was
idvertised in Charleston papers -after the
Revolution. Since the introduction of
irtificial ice after the Civil War, it has
ecome one of the cheapest desserts and
>ne of the most widely used.
Dr. Green, said that this is the only
:ountry where real ice cream can be ob
tained. In Europe and other foreign
countries they can only get iced sherbert.
Astronomy
The astronomy law class at the Uni
rersity of South Caroilna is planning to
tudy the stars from some point at Camp
ackson in the near future. Professor
~oker says "that will be made in automfo
>iles and the group will view the stars
mntil around mid-night." Up until that
time he will be responsible for them but
f it Is a moonlight-well he dIdn't sav.