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FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1937
Next Wednesday
Next Wednesday will be the first meeting of vo]
untary chapel without all classes being excuse
for the students to attend. Then will come th
true test as to whether student response is stiff
cient to justify its continuance next year.
At the first two chapel hours under the optiona
system, many were turned away due to lack c
seating capacity in the auditorium. The speaker
were enthusiastically received, and what they tol
you was worth hearing.
The faculty will vote on the permanency of vo'
untary chapel probably after the last experimentl
meeting on May 15. That leaves less than a mont
to assure a favorable vote.
-U. s. C.
"Talking Home"
Emory University students have found thf
their $600 voice recording machine is good ft
things other than speech correction, glee club, an
theological school work, Associated Press reporl
from Atlanta indicate.
The situation came to light when an Emory da
received a record in a package. He immediatel
twirled the crank of the family phonograph an
prepared to investigate.
"Hello, dad," it began, but soon got downi
business. With face-to-face realism, the best al
guments a group of supporting law students coul
muster followed, giving dad no chlance to answi
back or interrup)t. The gist of the speech wi
that the student was finding it dlifficuilt to maintai
financial equilibrium.
When asked if the fifty cents invested in recort
had paid any dividends, Professor Malcolm I
Dewey, head of the Emory fine arts departmen
replied:
*"Yes, and now there's a great demand for ui
of the machine to send oral letters to the abser
girl friend. Some of the students claim curiosit
aroused by the record overcomes the most frigi
situation."
-1. s. C.
"Two many students who are able for the fir
time to select without sulpervision what they wi
eat are likely to react as the five-year-old wi
demanded an all chocolate (diet on hsis birthday
Bitter words for a sweet diet by Dr. Ruth Oke
associate professor of household sciences at ti
University of California.
"It's tihe men who are the 'softies' of higher edi
cation. I bass that on observation of universi
and college board meetings over a period of mar
years. When some important decision is to 1
made, the men are more often swayed by emotic
than women." A "you're an old 'softy'" to ma
college presidents and professors- from Dr. Vi
ginia C. (Gildersleeve, (lean of Barnard College.
"Our higher education certainly fails of its pu
pose if it dloes not produce indlividuals who are
home in a modern world. That it cannot do th
by escape from that world into a realm of abstral
tions andl fantasies has been abundantly demoi
strated by the history of education itself." D
Harry W. Chase, chancellor of New York Unive:
sity, shows the futility of modlern-monasticism.
Hitch-Hiking
' College students throughout the State wer
shocked this week to learn that a bill had beei
passed and signed by the Governor prohibitinl
hitch-hiking on the highways of South Carolina.
h
We do not believe that the Legislature intende<
working a hardship on collge students who, througl
. lack of funds, were forced to bum rides home, ti
football games, and the like. The bill was aime<
primarily at professional bums who ply the pub
lic roads, thus making it easier to pick them ul
and perhaps capture a criminal.
Representatives Foster and Mozingo are seek
ing to have the undersirable section of the ac
repealed. It seems that if no change were mad
>r college students would be permitted to hitch-hik
>r if they could show athletic cards or other inden
er tification to inquiring officers.
At any rate, we have confidence in our State of
ficials to the extent that we do not believe theY
will deprive college students of this convenience
; necessity, and right-hitch-hiking.
-U. s. C.
On Getting Out of Bed
. Every now and then we read something whici
pleases us immensely. The kind of news iten
which vindicates our judgment. We are thinking
of the piece in a recent paper quoting a Frencl
doctor as saying that persons who jump out of bec
as soon as they awake are impairing their health
I He added it was necessary to remain in bed 21
e minutes after waking "so the blood circulation
which slows up during sleep, can return to normal.
There's a doctor after our heart. Because w
felt all along that this business of jumping ou
of bed immediately one awakes, was all wrong
s In fact, we gave up the practice long ago, unles
d we had to do it to get to an eight o'clock class. I
we ever break down under the strain it will be be
- cause of jumping out of bed immediately we awak
LI to meet an eight o'clock class. And we don't refe
hi only to students either. Judging from dreary eye
and gtnnt1, breakf stl1e lonkc the fn.lty Cnffer
too.
t We all know people, of course, who think i
r they don't get their feet on the cold floor forth
d with when they open their eyes, something terribi
will happen. Just plain egotism. Such peopl
are bores and nuisances. They're the sort of pee
d ple who tell you: "The first thing I do in th
morning is to take a cold bath." Which remind
d us of an immortal remark of Punch, an Englis
d
r B to get back to bed. We advocate a societ
frthe suppression of alarm clocks. Whoever in
nvented the alarm clock was no friend of humanity
He was probably the first Fascist. We ventur
Isto say that Hitler and Mussolini have alarm clocks
and that both of them jump out of bed and tak
,cold baths. And look at all the trouble they ar
raising. Men like that are capable of anything.
--U.. C.
S"Their minds are soft and dormant. They d
ynot know how to work; they do not know hos
d to study; they do not know how to reason; the;
(10 not know how to discriminate between the en
tral core of things and the surrounding trimmings.
st Pres. Patrick J. Mahan, S. J., of Creighton Uni
il versity gives incoming freshmen a frank look a
,, the scoreboard.
e "Football must be taken from the gamblers an,
the 'rah-rah boys.' It is of such significance tha
it dleserves to be taken back into the colleges an,
universities as part and pre fteeuain
Ly project." Dr. Ralph C.'Hlutchinson, president c
e Washington and Jefferson College, believes a grea
~n footb)all team is a detriment to a college.
le______
"There seems to be an increasing awareness tha
a person should not only possess information, bu
r- that he should be able to use the information fo
~tdiscussion and exchange of ideas. The day c
5the poor speaker is coming to a close. Americ
has tolerated more than its share of bad speak
r. ing." Northwestern University's Dr. Clarenc
r-. Simon, professor of speech re-education, spel]
'finis' for 'ahem-ing andl hawing.s "
Literaiy
bgres
BY THREE PLAGIARISTS
Martin J. Hodes
Dinky Williams .
1 George Zuckerman
(coNTINUED rot PAGE ONE)
I the finest dramatic offering staged b
local talent.
Particularly we liked the way ti
a gridiron stars, Jack Dorflinger, Fra
Sossaman, and Jim Bethune, tran
muted their talent to the footlight
. Their strong physiques and resonaz
voices insert the realism demanded b
t the script.
Those eminent journalists, Mar
e belle Higgins, Hal Tribble, and Charh
g Lee, will take to the grease paint f<
this production. Mr. Tribble is a b
- disappointed because Professor Sti
phan would not allow him to altc
the script. As much as we admii
- Tribble's talent we think Irwin Sha
did all right by himself.
The six. "stinkin" so'diers who r
fuse to be buried make up a never t
be forgotten fiction. Through th
voices of the generals, captains, an
capitalists is expounded the idiocy <
the war.
A typical line in the play: "This is
hell of war; they didn't tell us this
West Point I" .And this bright remar
from a general of the staff.
-PPP
Chapel Goes Democratic
One of the finest and most intell
I gent moves madc on the campus wa
the installation of Voluntary Chape
What once was a thrice-a-week born
dom is now so popular that many we:
turned away last week when Presidet
J. Rion McKissick spoke on Univei
sity problems, and again when S:
Hubert Ames gave a talk on th
world's peace problems.
We hope that the support of tlh
new plan will be continued by the stt
dent body. '
-PPP
f Hitch-Hiking Goes Criminal
. Last Monday the Legislature passe
a bill outlawing hitch-hiking in thi
3 state. Immediately protests cane poui
r ing in from this university and froz
Furman. Yet to be heard from
S Clemson College, who has reason 1
R make the Ieudest squawk about tb
matter.
Though the Legislature enacted ti
f legislation in good faith, they forg<
_ about the poor college boy and h
only method of transportation. A Ii
e tie united action on the subject wi
e do much toward making the Legish
ture correct this faux pas.
If this law remains on the statui
B books, college' students will have 1
s ride the rails.
-PPP
Plagiarists Get Byline
This week we join the coveted co
-ner of signed columnists. Now yc
know who we are, but we wish v
e hadn't told you; we enjoyed the ni
toriety.
It was our intention to write thr<
y short biographies to introduce on
_ selves to our friends and enemies. TI
suggested titles were:
-"From Freedom to Boredom" 1:
e Martin J. Hodes.
"The Road From Easley" by F.]
5' Williams.
e "I Re-Write As I Please" by Geors
e Zuckerman, as told to Sherman Grani
Some day, perhaps, the world wi
know of the intricate scheme of thing
that lead toward the creation of th
column.
Now it CANNOT be told.
V -PPP
Sketch Goes Fourth-Estate
Spectacle wearing.solemn....
rollicking walk.... Mr. X on the fa
" ulty... .new professor... .experience
.newspaperman... .prefers green socd
----.gray suits... .buys cigars by hal
*t dozens.... smokes Camel cigarettes il
cessantly. .. .uses red and blue penci
with a flourish... .bachelor... .prefei
P on t ia cs. ...likes photography. .
knows advertising from A to Z....h
big ideas for his school... .short:
Sstature... .he likes golf... .tennis ne:
d. --.types like Floyd Gibbons....h
the most difficult job in the world1
1fill the place of the former dean
f his school. He is Samuel C. DePa:
..the C stands for Cathronoplog
--Elections
(CONTINUED DEOM PAGE ONE)
t majority of six votes, Harriet Coc1
t field and' Talcott Stith competed in tI
run-off yesterday for the vice-pres
r dency. A sixteen vote margin gai
f Charles Manning the office of secr
a tary-treasurer, while Woodt-ow Cok
became historian unopposed.
Ben Joe Williams defeatedl Embi
e Motes by a vote of 124 to 90 jo w
the presidency of the junior class, Lar
Hogan won over Sara Ahlgreen 1151
100 for the viceesdency, W:lb.
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[_Open Forum
The Gamecock bows its head in deep
s regret and makes an humble apology to
-. Crawford White for the manner in which
his Open Forum letter of last week was
e so maliciously and fiendishly mutilated.
it The letter was handed to us on Wed
nesday of last week, copy read, and put
r fi The baska. It was dy;ir d as lake
e as 10 :00 that night, when it was un
hampered. However,, between that hour
e and 1 :30, when the paper was put to bed,
- someone slipped the letter fron the bas
ket and so changed words and phrases
as to make it defeat its own purpose
and appear ridiculous. Whether done
d maliciously or through fun, it was a das
S tardly deed.
We were ignorant of any such change
n until Mr. White called it to our atten
s tion when the paper came out on Fri
o day.
e To determine whether the changes were
typographical errors or intentional, the
e original copy was procured from The
t State Company and brought back to the
s office. It was found that the changes
- were intentional.'
I The executive board of The Gamecock
- instigated a meeting of the board of pub
lications Monday in an attempt to appre
e hend the off ender. Several members of
o the staff and others in the building were
questioned, but none knew who he was
or had any idea at all as to how his
identity could be ascertained, they
r- claimed.
u However, The Gamecock wishes to ex
eC press to the student body as a whole its
)- deep regret that anyone affiliated with
the publication would be so unscrupulous
e in bringing about his desired end. We
r- shall ever be on vigil for the prevention
e of anay such act being Performed in the
future.
YWe reprint below Mr. White's letter
as it should have appeared last week :
Editor, The Gamecock :
e So much comment and downright criti
t. cism of the fraternity system has been
11 madle in the columns of The Gamecock
sthis year, that I think it only fair to
s have a word in their defense. A crit
ical study of the cost of local clubs and
national fraternities at various colleges
throughout the country-notably Dart
mouth College--disclosed the fact that
it costs a student only from thirteen to
fifteen dollars a year more to be af
-filiated with a national group than with
d a local. This nominal extra cost in
:cludes a life subscription to its nmag
azine, loans to students to help them
ithrough college, loans for chapter
-s houses, and other like advantages.
.To justify the cost of fraternities,
showever, is not the purpose of this let
trIwant to give one answer to the
tquestion, "Why join a fraternity ?" I fear,
d though, that anything that I or any other
ofraternity man at Carolina might say
f old yae little weight in the matter,
as we are naturally biased on the sub
ject, so I have selected an article to quote
'from which was taken from our maga
time, The Delta. It was written by a boy
who had been president of 0. D. K. at
the University of Pittsburg, and a leader
c- Kirkland and Frances Smith competed
~e yesterday for secretary-treasurer, and
i- Sara Harrison was made historian, un
'e opposed.
Bill Hamlet and James Wilson were
r iq the run-off yesterday in the race
for president of the rising sophomore
y class, and Jim 'Iomlinson and Dexter
n Wallace competed for the vice-presi
g dency. Lucile Rice was elected secre
o tary-treasurer while Rannah Heywardi
r and Amelia Arthur etne~d to the
Camera .
INIOR SENIOR
FRESHMAN P
VALTER..SENIOR. JR.
IS ENRD)LLED AS A FRESHMAN
IE UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
ANSWERS 1E QJESpON.'
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YEAIRS' HAS CARRIED MORE 'THAN
) S UDENTS AS PASSENGERS ON HIS
NE FRDMI GRE'M rEXAS To
J.C. UR M IL ANT. HIS
N T BUS' A BEEN TRIVEN VER.
~O MlESWnTH0tJr AN ACCIDENT /
of an anti-fraternity group at that insti
tution, before he came to George Wash
ington University to study law. He was
converted during his first year away
from his home town of Pittsburg and
pledged Sigma Nu.
I quote : "Congratulations were in or
der, yes, and congratulations were ex
tended, but the big question was, "Why,
Johnny? Why d:d you de it?" From
some it was a simple query; from others
a gloating sarcasm; and from still others
a disillusioned idea. Such was my ex
perience on returning to the university
of my undergraduate days proudly wear
ing the pledge button of Sigma Nu in
my lapel.
"'Why did you do it, Johnny?' A
'barb' for four years of undergraduate
life; called upon each year at Freshman
camp to warn the incoming frosh to 'be
ware of Greeks bearing gifts;' debating
at student assemblies against the frater
nity idea at the university; and culminat
ing all this with leading the first suc
cessful campaign to elect non-fraternity
men to student council offices-electing
twelve representatives and the president
of the Student Council.
"'Why did you do it, Johnny?' I
asked that question of myself then. Many
reasons pusied themselves to the fore
but one seemed to dominate and be- so
all-expressive. It came in but a few
words: I found a home away fron
home. But those few words express bet
ter than any other the reason for my
metamorphosiA from a 'barb' to a fra
ternity man. I found in the fraternity
house a home away from home. Like
home it is not the four walls, nor the
easy chairs that make' it but rather it
is the kind of people who make it. It
is not made up of tilings or events but
of personalities. To return each evening
to a comfortable house is fine, but to re
turn to a home full of friends who are
glad to see you and who want your com
pany is experiencing something that real
ly makes for living and not mere exist
ing. To know that somebody cares how
you spent the day or how you plan to
spend the evening; to enjoy the compan
ionship, share the joys--and sorrows, too
-of another: to be loyal and to feel
another's loyalty to 'you. That is the
difference between a house and a home.
That is what I found in a fraternity."
Who could be better qualified to speak
in defense of fraternities, than this man
who had seen both sides of the question,
and even the extreme of one side? He
is certainly in a better position to speak
than anyone on this campus. We fra
ternity men do not consider ourselves
"exclusive groups ;" we number among
our best friends non-fraternity men, and
they are always welcome in our houses.
We are just as big boosters of Carolina
as anybody else, and the fraternities; of
which a large percentage of the mem
bership is Columbia boys, always con
tribute to drives for funds, the purpose
of which may never benefit them.
I ask the readers of The Gamecock to
think this over and to think twice before
they again judge the fraternities.
Sincerely,
Crawford White,
A Fraternity Man.
polls in the historian race.
Complying with provisions in the
student body constitution, all elections
were held' within a two-week period
this year, and the races were moved up
considerably so as not to conflict wIth
final examinations.
"It is highly possible that there will
be even further consolidation of elec
tions next year, particularly in the run
offs," Sam Cartledge, president of the
student body, aid.