The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 17, 1936, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1908
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
Published weekly by the Literary Societies of the University of South
Carolina during the college year except during examinations and
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D1EPARTMENT HEADS
Francis Williams, Sports e<ditor; Katherine Taylor, Society editor; Helen
Cooper, Co-Ed editor; Fred Ellis, Circulation Manager.
ASSOCIATES
Jack Killea, Shannon Miims, Eleunor Wiedeman, James Lynch, T. T.
bMoore, May Andrews, and Don Causey, associate editors; Ed Harter and
Francis Williams, associate managitig editors: Albert Douglas, assistatt
business manager; Sam Cleland, Tom Willis, and 11111 Brockingtou,
associate circulation nanagers.
STAFF WltlTElS
Polly Pendleton, Crawford White, Vivian lomas, Marybelle Higgins, St.
Clair Muckenfuss, W. L. iamb, Charles Lee. James O. Willis, and Grace
Toney; Harold Prince, Jimmie Thomas, S. B. Bass, and R. F. Lindsay,
sports writers.
FR II)AY, APRIL 17. 1936
Traditio11 Comes To End
The Yellow Sheet, alas and alack, has finally
been given the samne social rating on the campus
as Yellow Fever and Leprosy. It is rumored that.
the last issue had somec bearing on the action taken
by the faculty.
The (anecoc/' lerebv expresses to the student
body its regrets for ending such an old tradit ion;
mlembhers of the statY worked hard Onl tile EmpIJty
Bottle, and tried to make it interesting to every
reader. In doing this, several students were sealt
dalized severely, perhaps unmercifully. In ridicul
ing any particular person, the stall was careful to
select someone whose character and reputation
were above reproach, so that the satire would he
evident to everybody. If any writer had felt that
his story would be taken seriously, or hurt any
body in any way, lie would never have pubi ished
it. The issue was not lealt to be an expose of
student faults; just exactly what any yellow sheet
is supposed to be is something of a problem, but
at any rate it isn't that.
To anyone whose feelings were hurt, the ',ae
cock I apologizes hubllily, and promises faithfully
that it- will never happen again. (Thie faculty will
back this up).
'rhe first yellow sheet pllishled in this counitry
was put out bly the Gamecock~ stalY in 1913. It is
unlfor'tunate. that Carolina shou1(l e the first school
in tile State to have a ban p)laed( On something
that it originiatedl and( nourllished inito an inlstitutionl.
Appar'ently the curttain has falleni on thte last
act of the yellow sheet prtograml at the University.
In timie it might beC startedl over ; if so, we wish
the future writeris all the happ)jinless ill thte worIld.
They wicv ill find that very few wr'tit'ers canl be enter
tainiing fot' (eight papert pages wit hiout thtrowving iln
a couple of off-color iteims ; Mark Tw'~ain and 0.
IIentry werel' pretty goodl att it, bt they 're not here.
Thie (Gautevoch suggest's that the facutlty get out
the next yellow sheet, Then we will have plenty
of good, cleanl, uplifting fun.
WVe cant hatrdly wvait.
A Mor e For Better Gramimar
Ini far away Seat tle a teacher has impr)lovised
a. means wherebyeh lie cani, without too great an1
effor't 0on hiis part, hing to thle atentionl of his stui
dlents the fact t hat they have mlade a gr'ammItatical
error somewVherle ini their' sp(eech. When suchi ai
mistake appealrs the teachier str'ikes hlis " 'grammilat
ical gong, '' whiich rest's on his dlesk, and theC errinig
student is mlade awvare of hlis dlefective speech.
It might be well to borrow this "'grammnatical
gong'' from the teacher and1( put it in use in broad
casting studios, the hlalycon halls of IIollywood,
political andl professional meetings and such. If
this were (lone, thlere would be few people for
whom tile gong wvould not ring. Not long ago the
King of England was charged with a slight mis
use of the King's Englishl, and there has been more
than One verse by poets laureate that would not
have passed the ordinary copy reader's pencil un
altered. It is a common occurrence for the college
professor to split infinitives while others dangle
participles for amusements' sake.
Perhaps tile most glaring error that has cropped
up in some time was made at a recent educational
conference at Boston. "We ain't got ,n r.o.st
beef what's underdoner," was the contribution
made by a waiter in the town where the most
perfect English is spoken. Such mutilation of our
language does not call for the tinkle of the gong,
rather it demands the stentorian tones of London's
Big Ben.
It has even been suggested that a grammatical
gong be placed in every household. But it is our
opinion that however musical the tone of the gong,
it is to be feared it would make for domestic dis
cord.
-U.a. 0.
Editorial
To the Editor of the (r'amecocik:
It is my hope that you will open your columns
to me in regard to a matter that very vitally effects
the interests of the (iameeock. At the meeting of
the Euphradian Society last Tuesday night the
annual election of the Society's two representa
tives to the Board of Publications took place. The
election was called without' notice. I have no de
sire to go into the political or personal issues be
hind this coup nor do I wish to impeach the motives
of those who executed it. If the issue were that
of personalities or of polities it would not be of
great importalce. But the issue that has been
raised is of tremendous importance.
If the members of the Euphradian Society and
the stuldents in general are prepared to tolerate
a system of snap elections the whole basis for
student self-government is destroyed. The snap
election system sooner or later leads to political
chaos and invariably proves a boomerang to those
who first institute it. The snap election may be
employed by one political party as vell as another.
It gives no indication of real strength and leaves
all parties at all times dissatisfied. It completely
destroys any or(ler inl any organization in which it
is employed and (liscre(dits those who employ it.
It is important to notice that the s11a1) election is
not oily morally but politically indefensible. It
is too danlgerous a weapon to be used by either
party.
As stated above, I am not attempting to impeach
the motives of those who were responsible for the
election last Tuesday night. I do say t.hat it was
a foolish and highly dangerous move. Thle prin
criple behind suclh a move if once adopted has pos
sibilities probably overlooked by the leaders of the
electioln. On sober consideration it can hardly be
(douibted that these men will regret that the inci
dent took place. It is highly to be hoped that the
election will be repudiated by all parties at the
next lleetinlg of the Society ll(d that a new elee
tion will be called without prejudice to either side.
It is especially unfortunate that the situation
shoild arise inl connection with the Board of Publi
oations election. In the first p)lace membership oil
the board is one of the key positions on the cam
1)us and p)recedlents set in so important all election
have a more lasting (effect thman those set in minor
(eetions. The secondo and1( mlore impIortanlt reason
is that every effort should l)e made to free the
Board of Publicationls from political scanldal. The
Board of Pub)licat ions was set up originally to pre
venit tihe enitrancee of p)olities into the selection of
men to fill posts requirinmg some1 traininlg and1 judg
menit. Unflortunmately' the reverse of this object hlas
genmerallhy bmeen tihe resul t. Tihe situation is ind(eedl
unfortunate but it is highly ilmportant that noth
ing fur'ther' be (lone to make a bad situation wor'se.
The quiality of the bmnet"ock is (1ir'ectly dependent
upJonl stall morals and1( it is completely imnpossible to
maintain a satisf'actory' stall morale except und1(er
tihe merit system.
Again I repeat that it is mny hmope that the emntir'e
election wiill be overruled withlout prejudice at the
next meeting of the Society. It must b)e over'ruled
inl ordler to preserve the principles of fair play3 in)
(elections, to remove suspicion concern ing thle mo
fives of those who engineer'ed the election and to
pr'event anmother' dlamaging b)lowv to thle reputation
of thle Board of P~ubllicat ions. Tihe nmove was un
wise ando its significance was probably not con
sidlered' inl adlvance. Tile mistake madle shouldl be
r'emiedlied b)efore any dlamage results.
Si ncer'ely,
JOHIN C. PAYNE.
--U. a. o.
Wheun Spinig 'omeWs, enn1 e'xaminations lbe far'
behind?
Forim fearm that Hal Tribble, at present our fright
enied ('olumn11ist, hasn't t rumupeted the publ)1ication
of his story in American, we suggest you secure
lattest issue in library reading room.
One student opines that the faculty's volcanic
wr'ath expre'ssed in bainnting tihe Yellow Sheet is
aI r'esult of publicity-seeking professors being ig
nored. But maybe he'sm wrong.
No wis the time for all law students returning
to Carolina next year to start politicking for the
legiature.
Ticker Tape I
By TRIBBLE
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Clandestine Cutups
The glee-club was homeward bound
after a recent appearance in Greenville.
The night was dark and so was the
bus-until someone struck a match.
Among other red faces revealed was
that of Miriam Thomas, who was do
ing okay for herself with some guy
on the rear seat. It. might have been
love-but she didn't know the lad's
name!
Concerning Causey
That mournful look in Don Causey's
eyes these (lays is a result of his spring
ioliday visit to Anderson. He dropped,
among other things, $1.50 to this col
umn at Rummy. Crime doesn't pay
unless you win!
By Way Of Apology
The same faculty ruling that killed
the Yellow Sheet made any objection
ible matter printed in the Gamecock a
shipping offense. In accordance with
,vhich, all future items in this column
vill be of the Baby-Ray-had-three-kit
ens variety. Or maybe our (leer teech
irs would consider that obscene, too!
LATH SHARKS
CONVENE HERE :
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ll. University of Alabama.
7:00 p. in., Cafeteria Education
Building.
Professor J. B. Coleman, University
>f South Carolina, presiding. S
Informal dinner (75c) in honor of i
Professor Bartky. Please notify the i
uindersigned before April 14 or Pro- ti
Fessor Coleman before April 16 if you 1:
wish to attend- I
8:00 p. in., Chapel. to
10. The Expanding Universe- 'I
pro and con-Professor Bartky. w
Saturday, April 18-9:00 a. m.. Le- h
Conte College, Room 406, Chairman p
U. \V. Kokomoor, presiding, 15 min- tI
ites business meeting. T
. Approximate Solution of an at
E;quation-Dr. F. 11. Steen, Georgia al
chool of Technology. s<
12. Some Determinants \\'hose Ele- (1
ments are Zero and One--Dr. J. A. Cr
:;reenwood, Duke University. su
13. Some Notes on the Georgia Ed- as
icational and Vocational Guidance at
T'est in Mathematics-Mr. H1. M. Cox,
University System of Georgia. t<
14. A Note on Computing Complex s
Roots of Rational Integral Equations it
-Dr. J. S. Morrell, Vanderbilt Univer- tI
;ity. a:
15. Differential Equations of Pro- a*
ective Transformations-Dr. V. A. a
Boyle, University of North Carolina. C
16. SYSTEMS OF LINEAR DIF- a
FERENTIAIL EQUATIONS-Pro- as
iessor Bartky.
17. Quadratic Factors of Symbolic e
F'orms-l>rof. Ruth \V. Stokes, Mitch- ic
:ll College.
18. Laplace Integrals and the Theta tI
Nullfunctions-Dr. D). H. Ballou, t~
Georgia School of Technology. ii
19. An Involutorial Transformation P
af Order 29-D)r. L. A. Dye, The Cita- s
dlel.s
20. Somec Features of Twelfth Cen
tury Mathematical Geography-Dr. E.
R. C. Miles, Duke University.
21. Mathematics in the General
Colg-rfso Kokomoor. v)
"2. Some Remarks on Osculants to
Plane Curves-Mr. E. A. Cameron, 1
University of North Carolina.
23. A note on a problem of Regionsc
-Prof. HI. A. Robinson, Agnes Scottc
College.
24. The Pascal Configuration D)e
termined by the Vertices of Two Max- -
mum Tlriangles Inscribedl in an Ellipse
-D)r. B. G. Clark, University of Ala
bama.
Adjournment at 12:30.
Dance Clubs Engage
Ray Noble's Band
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bers still have a bad taste in their
mouths from the effects of Bob Cros
by's tin pan ensemble, and are looking
forward to a band that is rated second
to a very few in America. Ray and
his boys recently played for Lafayette,
noted for its strictly 1)0n ton students,
who awaited his arrival as eagerly as
students will here.
Leaving the gold mine Coca Cola
hour for a barnstorming tour, the No
ble men have shown themselves capa
ble of holding their own with the best,
and even surpassing most of the top
notchers. It would seenm that the Ger
man officers have outdone themselves
in getting someone who will not only
satisfy tihe customers, who since last
year have had ample reason to Con
sider thernselves suckers, but his mu
sic should bring delight to every
dancer on teloor,a.
Campus
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WHAT'S WHAT IN Ul
By Cam
What's What in University Library
!squi-Centennial Week was the aston
hingly large, rare and beautiful col
ction of Antiques, hastily borrowed
ough they necessarily were, by the
.A.R. chapters in Columbia for the
an exhibition in honor of the Capi
l's one-hundred and fiftieth birthday.
he Librarian and his assistants as
ell as the D.A.R. ladies worked very
lrd to get the Museum cleared of its
rmanent exhibits to make room for
is splendid historical loan exhibit.
hey succeeded so remarkably well in
-ranging the mianiy ioaned treasurc
tractively and with such good de
riptive cards for all to see, that they
sved hearty thanks from the
owds who saw the fine collection in
ch an appropriate and suitable place
the dignified old Library, itself an
itique of College Libraries.
There were so many lovely old his
rical things that it would be impos
ble to describe them fully here, but
was an opportunity enjoyed by the
ousands who visited thc liba, y, old
Id young, out of town schools, uni
rsity students, and older people from
I over the State and even from older
harleston with its great Museum. .d
:ationally it seemed to be appreciated
so, especially the few things that be
inged permanently to the University
ibrary, like the stately Colonial Gov
-nors' Chair and the handsome P res
ential p)ortraits on the walls which
rob-ably were seen and adlmiredl for
Ie first time by many of the out-of
wn visitors. -One of the most adl
Liredl loan exhibits was the handsome
icture of Governor John Taylor, a de
~endent of the TPhomuas Taylor who
>cd part of his land for his State's
apital, this was loaned by his dec
:e nd(ants.
The collection of miniature s and old1
welry wvere lovely, and so were the
Lry old silver and china, lace a nd emi
roidlery, some of these very much
ider than the birthday we were cele
rating. And for the men and hoys
ecre silver mounted swordls, medicine
ses, guns andl dueling pistols to see.
The Art F.xhibition for thle Sesqui
entennial by the University's Art D)e
irtment and the Columbia Sketch
I5~
AND ON. THE LEFT IS A
PAINTING 01 THE U.QF THE STATE
OF NEW YORK! "M15 SCHOOL HAS
NEITHER CAMPUS NOR FW.ULTY
NOR STUDEN1S. 11 CONSIS1' EN
11RELY OF- A BOARD OF R6GEN15
WHO ADMINIS1BR 1E STATE'S
EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM!
[FRESHMEN AT THE UNNVERSITY
OF HOLL AND) ARE REQUIRED)
TO HAVE THEIR HEADS SHAVED
TO A HIGH POLISH, AND ARE NOT
PERMITTED TO USE THE DOORS IN
EN1ERING CAMPS BUILDINGS
DURING THER ENTIRE EIRST
YEAR!
A #500 SCHOLARSHIP
OFFERED BY HAMILTON
COLLEGE IS OPEN TO
ALL MEN IN AMERICA BY THE
NAME OF LEAVENWORTH!
IIVERSITY LIBRARY
mila Sams
Club was at sometime shown at Flinn
fall on the campus and very high
praise should be given to it also. The
students under the intelligent and artist
director of Fine Arts, Miss Katherine
lIeytwar(l, a full Professor of the Fac
ulty staff, have always given splendid
annual exhibits, usually held at the Ed
ucational building. and prize-winning
ones at the State Fair, but this time
they have even exceeded their high
standard in lovely designs and line
landscapes and oil paintings. Miss May
'Marshall, Assistant Director and Mrs.
Augusta R. \\'ittskowsky the second
Assistant, have charge of the land
scape portrait, and still life work. and
also both have contributed some fine
specimens of their own painting. Mrs.
Wittskowsky (Augusta Rembert) re
rently won a prize at the Aiken exhi
bition for her painting of gorgeous
magnolia blooms. Mrs. Catharine
Rembert, also one of the Assistant
teachers, was not able to exhibit this
time. \ Miss Heyward's many duties as
head of the Fine Arts denartment nre
Vented her from contributing though
every exhibit indirectly showed her
highly trained influence in the lovely
screens painted on wood, and artistic
designs for silk and wall paper.
The Sketch Club of professional ar
tists of Columbia was typically rep
resented1 by sonme of their trained and
experiencedl work. MIiss Caroline Guig
niardl, who has stud(iedl under the best
artists in this country and abroad had
twvo large landscapes and some smaller
specimens of her trute artistic skill and
feeling. MIiss Mlay Marshall and Mrs.
Wittskowsky's exhibits of their Paint
ings have already beeni spoken of, but
the p)ortrait 1by Miss Marshall of Mrs.
Harrett is especially fine. Mrs. Edna
Reed WVhaley, who also contributed
several paintings in water color which
showed a great appreciation of Na
ture's b)eautics.
Another anid an exqluisite new boo0k
which will be a great artistic adIditionl
to the I. niversity L.ibrary is "Chinese
P~ainiting" as Reflected in the Art of
Li- I,ung-MNIen. 1tt)- 1106, by Agnes E.
Meyer. Illustrated with 12 full page
p)lates. 250 pages.
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