Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Recent Report Reveals Racket Rings Running (OONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) was operating 16 small bootleg joints, 'Moon Face' Murchison operated a rou lette wheel, while 'Louis the Lug' Baker ran the crap tables. Much of the information pertaining to the ring was secured when 'Moocher' Moss, the mind-reader, turned states' evidence. It was whispered in under world circles that the reason for the be trayal of his past associates was that he had been double-crossed and swindled out of 15 cents during a poker game. The student council is still in session today. Others implicated in the clean-up could not be located since Mouth-piece Merritt would only answer qu'stion by "Absolutly, absolutely." Harth Accused Of Violating Promise (OONTWUED FROM PAGE ONE) very careful to stress that point, and no one has doubted my word. On l)r. Gra ham's roll of honor, our name leads all the rest." Commenting on llamdur's character, -larth denounced him as an automobile snatcher, a sot, and a triple-threat cigar ette bum, among other things. "I tremble when I think," declared he, "that llamdnr is only representative of this older gen erat ion." After a long search, the athletic di rector's secretary was found reposing be neath a table at the Pig Tail Inn, wear ing an aquamarine concoction that seemed considerable sat-on and repeating the word "when" at frequent intervals. Asked if she wished to make a statement, she gigled. "Bill is nothing to me but," she said, "a friend!" -- . . . Report That Nudists' Visit Begins Drive (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) It was rumored last night that Pretty Boy was offering to give three to one odds that he would not have another ab sence in his class the rest of the year. As this goes to press no one has taken the bet. .rr Las Dot Dunovant exposing her BVDh in front of Davis College when she made a dive for Bill Crisp... .Beaufori Mabry getting slightly drunk at the ZTA dance last week and making love to the maid (black) who was serving .... Rhea Haskell entertaining several lady friends in tenement 20 last week; Judge trying to crash the party.... T. Malphus window shopping on South Maip last week at 1 a. in..... Wade Bush camplaining about signing away his permission to cheat when he signed the honor list.... Tri Delts making it a rule that girls dating in the parlor must wear asbestos panties when dating .... Wilbur Bryan and Ray Stokes to keep down the fire haz ard .... Boyd " lawkeye" Hughes wish ing for chickens that had more wings and accessories....1Hal Tribble being sued for breech of promise; he prom ised to do more than he is capable of doing.... Hunt Graham 'huntin for a cure-for Measels.... F,lize 1-unt being chased out of a boy's dormi tory; she didn't fit .... Jimmy Acker man proudly displaying a pair of pan ties he had taken the night before; he doesn't believe in even trades....Fresh man Causey hiding under the bed when he saw his lover's father walk ing across the campus, lie now wishes that he had crawled under the bed every time.... The managing editor going down with the mtmps. we hope .... Frank Hutto having his mail sent to tje Cab ins in the Pines. . .. Cantev beating room rent being ousted by irate stu dents....Dr. lBionn asking the librarian if she had a book of etiquette pertain ing to shotgun weddings; he must have gotten too near to one of his L 4. students... .A certain professor brag ging about how many girls he had had in his room in one night when he was a student; he must have been hotter than he is now.... Bill Moore asking Dean Bradley to start a sex hygiene lab.... Bill Brockington calling. Tenement 19 and asking for himself.... Essie Davis and Helen Stevenson spending all of there spare time in anatomy lab ....The Engineer's Club, composed of Gaskin, Peele, Gardner, and Young studying the heavenly bodies-yeah, in the windows of -Pickens street.... Jimmy Wallace and Cecil Meeks start ing a bubble dance in chemistry lab ....Gilbert Fulmer asking War ing Webb why all the sinks were rust ing and leaking in LeConte.... Hazel hurst and Davis distilling 105% whis key from nails, cottonseed meal and pluto water.... Dean Rowe shooting craps with the senior Engineers, with Carns and the Gable brothers looking on.... Dr. Whitesell drinking concen trated nitric acid for a chaser... .Mary Blackburn playing post office and re ceiving a special delivery.... Prof. J. L. Moore announcing that he will never give pH problems again.... Prof. Charles hiercer being a good fellow (its possible).... E. D. Robin son saying we need hot air control around Marvin Armstrong and W. S. Fair (its true)....The extinguished Dr. Copenslaver picking the flours for his coat from the State Hospital grounds....Lib Anderson being called a sight, and not a vision .... Clarence Andrews answering the "man wanted" sign at Columbia College and having to be carried home.... Whittle and Weathers teaching the Economics class for Prof. Tomlin.... Dr. Lips comb cleaning up his office and lab oratory and discovering four cases of XXX. ..Bob Feagan doubleheading a dopey, dizzy, dumb, dinky dame.... Arnold Werle telling boob Dunlap that his car was always full anytime he wanted a ride.... Crook Capehart and Burglar Boykin doing everybody up.... Doug McKay winning a sail boat race (rowing). -U. S. o. "Trite Tripe Tribble," the reprobate and gallant of the campus boast ing that his story about women under clothing was written from actual ex periences, but upon investigation by the staff it was learned that his sub jects never wore such articles. Strange was the celebration twenty years ago after a victorious game with Clemson; water works were not yet installed and the little houses behind the big house were burned. The south end of Wade Hampton's horse, which is facing the north, was painted red and labled Clemson. THE CITADEL BULL DOGS will play for a DANCE TONIGHT At The RIDGEWOOD CLUB No Foolin' Here's a tip-A lot of girls are Home for the Holidays -Snag One And Step Out SCRIPT 75c Be Sure Its Dark Hal Tribble was just saying that a football player told him that it's get ting so Mr. Harth can't give them a pali of shoe strings without the story coming out in the paper. Teetee Moore has ventured to say that it looks like a person at this school can't get anything without everybody finding it out. Which covers a lot of territory, so watch your step. Compliments of GERVAIS STREET PHARMACY PHONE 4347 ECONOMY -DRUG CO. PHONE 8119 DISTILLER The dishonorable Mr. Hooch. Hooch G. 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