The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 13, 1936, Page Page Four, Image 4
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ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZATE, First Editor
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Cooper, Oo-Ed editor; Fred Ellis, Circulation Manager.
ASSOCIATES
Jack Killea, Shannon Mims, Eleanor Wiedeman, James Lynch, T. T.
Moore, May Andrews, and Don Causey, associate editors; Ed Harter and
Francis Williams. associate managing editors; Albert Douglas, assistant
business manager; Sam Cleland, Ton Willis, andi Bill Brockington,
associate circulation managers.
STAFF WRITERS
Polly Pendleton, Crawford White, Vivian Lomas, Marybele Hfggins, St.
Clair Muckenfusa, W. L. Lamb, Charles Lee, James O. Willis, and Grace
Toney; Harold Prince, Jimmie Thomas, S. B. Bass, and R. F. Lindsay,
sports writers.
FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 1936
Let's Be Sensible
"Two hundred pledge signers," a1 student com
mented the other day, "which means there are
two hundred tattle-tales at Carolina."
We have all been taught that telling on an
other is the lowest form of crime. Gangsters
have no compunction for the "stool pigeon;"
the little boy who runs home to his mother with
stories of the gangs' doings will soon find himself
ostracized.
All very true, but, as Dr. Morse would want
to know, does the anology have a logical connec
tion with the point in question? A man cheats
flagrantly, after having been warned, lectured to,
and cautioned by the faculty and students. le
is reported. Is this the same thing as a report
made by a stool pigeon? Was the student not
warned, was it not made plain that he would
suffer for the offense?
Not one of us would hestitate to turn a thief
caught in our home over to the police, nor would
this thief look upon us as squealers when we did
so. He took his chance, and lost; he knew the
penalty before he committed the crime.
But, insist the gentlemen who so nobly refusc
to sign the pledge, the thief is taking something
from us; he is a menace to ourn life and property,
whereas a student's cheating is none of our busi
ness. Thus they would dlestroy that analogy too.
However, there is a connection. Under a com
parative grading system, one man cheating in a
class can raise the standard at least a letter, whichl
might easily mean the difference b)etween passing
and failure for the steady lodder. The hard
worker is accordingly robbed of his time and ef
fort, and furthermore, is often laughed at for
being dumb. There is no reason for any student
body to condone cheating, to encourage it by let
ting it slide along.
If the dIrones in a bee hlive were allowed to
grow as fast as the bees, honey would soon be a
thing of the past. Yet we are expected to en
courage and pet our parasites, to foster them from
all evil, even to lie in their behalf.
Is there anything noble, anything fine, in that?
--.. .0
The Year's Prize Boner
A student body meeting is a curious tiling.
After reading over the present amendment on
the May Queen plan, one might reasonably ex
pect the next meeting to pass a rule that students
be allowed to wear only one shoe, and that one
be painted green.
This is no more foolish than having the May
Queen election on the day after the three can
didates are selected at the pageant. Believe it
or not, several students will want to take at least
one look at all the girls before casting their votes.
It is true that most of the votes will be sewed up
long before the final day, regardless of who runs,
but still there are a few who might want to
ponder on the best qualified candidate. This can.
not be proven, but sounds reasonable.
Suppose the election was tonight. Tomorrow
the students would be herded to the polls to vote
for one of three girls. Most of them will know
only two at the most. A few words of praise for a
candidate by a fast-talking politician, a shrug of
the shoulders signifying "well, I don't know the
others anyway," and the die is cast.
The Gamecock not only condemns, but deplores
such a plan. But it has been done. The only
thing left now is for every one of us to go to
the chapel and put an end to this brain slip.
If there happens to be an honest voter in school,
let's give him a chance.
Greetings To The Teachers
To the teachers of the state, The Gamecock ex
tends a cordial welcome to Columbia and to the
University campus. Many of you were once fel
low students with us; look the place over and
see what has happened since you left. You will
see a new row of buildings going up by Pendle
ton Street, a new apartment for the faculty be
ing constructed below Melton Field. The exten
sion building has been removed of its ancient
coat of dust and grime, has been transformed into
an attractive headquarters for the registrar and
School of Journalism.
Teachers unfamiliar with the campus should
feel no hesitation in asking students about any
thing they wish to see. They will find.that Uni
versity students are proud to show visitors around,
glad to talk of Carolina's customs and traditions.
The Gamecock hopes that the teachers will enjoy
their visit to the campus, and looks forward to
their coming again.
The Situation Too General
On the night of every beauty pageant for the
selection of May Queen candidates there has al
ways been a ripple of suppressed comment on the
judges' choices. Students look at one another
and nod their heads wisely. "The eternal triangle
again," they say, as the inevitable A. D. Pi, Tri
Delt, and Non-Sorority are led forth in glory.
Undoubtedly each of these organizations has
at least one girl of queenly looks and manner; it
is also true that pretty girls are to be found out
side the sacred limits. This year the judges will
come from out of town; this is a good idea, but
would be still better if they were imported from
another continent, some distant land where soror
ities are unknown. Judges in the past have no
doubt been as fair in their selections as was pos
sible, but it is almost too much of a oincidenc
for the winners to come from the ranks of the
Triple Entente time after time. Possibly the three
stateliest girls were really in the Big Three, but
that too seems unlikely.
The dirty work really begins on the next day,
when the students vote for the girl they are sup
posed to consider best qualified for the honor.
Trhen comes the swapping of votes by whole
groups, the pledging of support in other political
battles, the swift coups of political bosses who
take advantage of every weak spot in a group's
p)olitical situation--then is when the big shots
lock horns and match wits, swinging from ten to
a hundred votes by doing a bit of fast thinking,
and hitting while the iron is hot. It is safe to
estimate that two hundred different things might
be influential in making a certain person vote
a certain way ; some silly quarrel betwveen members
of different sororities last year might easily cause
a hundred votes to change hands. The defeat
or election of a German Club officer might have a
direct bearing on the May Queen election.
That's politics, but after all, politics have a
definite place in the student life program. Polities,
we all admit, are crooked, but we've come to ex
p)ect that, and even to like it. If everything were
on the up and up life might become too boring to
be worth living. The best thing about crooked
politics is that you never know who is going to be
what until it's over.
Then it's too late to do anything about it.
-U..S. 0.
Patience may be a virtue but procrastination is
another whelp.
When the wolf begins howling then is the time
to throw the bull.
The woman is always right so when she is
wrong she has to be right.
It takes more than a coat of paint to make some
dwellings look like real homes.
When appetite gets in its inning, reason and
oftaennaaonsec ta a vacti.
Ticker Tape [
By TRIBBLE
Impression
ronite was but a moment out of time,
(et somehow perfect in its brevity
k touch of genius in the pantomime
(ou staged, made it a pleasant night
to mt.
\nd you were but a girl the moment
made,
Til dawn erased your name from
memory
(et something in the sporting way
you played
With life, made you a lovely girl to
me.
Now night has given way to morn
ing;
,ighter skies have brought regret
Che chair we sat in had no warning,
lut the .paint was awful wet!)
-Pipling
Joseph P. Lash, grand-whosis
something-or-other of the Ameri
can Student Union, calls a nation
wide war protest on April 29, pre
dicting that 350,000 students will
answer the call and smoke the
pipe of peace to a fare-ye-well.
Perhaps you remember the rally
held on the campus last year.
When hell began popping, this
corner looked out a classroom win
dow to see a half-dozen or so wild
eyed collegians doing an Indian ]
ritual down near the monument
with a great hullabaloo of confu
sion and scattered fireworks.
Mr. Lash is confident of the ef
fectiveness of this scheme to out
law war. And so are we. If
such display were staged in the
midst of actual war maneuvers,. C
the enemy would laugh themselves
to death!
Wonder who the lady was Prof.
lilly Woods was tete-a-tete-ing the S
>ther post-noon?, Obviously trying
o explain himself out of a difficult
ituation, Billy was blushing like an
>ld maid on a step-ladder. But he T
eemed to be doing Okay.
g
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Winchell relates that Doc Da- R
foe's favorite poem is a little ditty g
to the effect that: K
I snw a man upon the stair, p
I looked again-he .was not there. r
He - was not there again today- Z
My God! I wish he'd go away! e
Sounds like some of Freshman Z
Kelly's stuff to us. 11
Portrait of a Professor -
He's a good egg-and looks it. I
tanding only half-so-hight, he's as big d
Ls they come in dynamic personality. 1
rime has weathered the top of his I
lome to an ivory smoothness, but the
nechanism inside goes 'round with a I
ynchronized precision. If biology
sn't his synonym for life, then he's
good actor. And he isn't a good
Lctor. He wears an awful looking
iat!
Now That's Spring
Maids will blossom forth in
transparent frocks to be seen by <
lads who have nothing better to'
do... .and r
Would-be-poets will write might- j
be-poems to have-been-cutles who y
will be flattered by should be dis
gusted... .and
Almost every night it'll be more -
difficult to find a parking space on
lonely country roads than It Is
in the heart of the business dis
tric.....for I
Love will run rampant and en
gagements will come six-for-a
nickle while plans are made for
June weddings which will breed
October divorcements.... but
Birds will sing merrily and
flowers will bloom tra-la-la and t
guys and gals who never studied
anyway won't study now because C
of Spring fever and marks will go r
down and parents will raise cain
and everyone generally will leave f
everything in general until just
before exams when it will be too r
hot for anything except swimming
but who cares because school al- C
ways starts again In September 14
and what's a year or so between c
friends? c
--u. a. a.-1
Automobiles in accidents numbered c
1,090,340 and 1,007,590 were apparently t
n good condition; brakes were defec- h1
ive in 17,170; steering mechanism de- r
ective on 4,960; improper lIghts, 8,900; I
ail-lights out or obscured on 4,270; 1
o chains-wet road on 22,440; mis- ii
ellaneous defects in equipment on v
7,890; punctures or blow-outs on Ii
,120
Campus
iE PRESOE OF
JAMES MILMUN U.
AWARDED A DEGEE,
10NGASCOT OF' '
SIG AT4D D CASES
REWU.ARLY RR
FOUR YEARS I
4 NO. oO
SGUM C}IEWING CON1>St
HELD Al DE PA.UW UNIVERSITY
WAS WVON BY A SUDENT
WHO CHEWED 100 51CKS
OF GUM AT ONCE .
toll Of Honor Signed
By 200 Students
(OONTINUZD FROM PAOS ONR)
r., Morgan Arant, Atherton Whaley,
lawley Lynn, Donald Causey, R. K.
own, Eleanor Hatchell, Mary Perry
arvin, Elizabeth Cardwell, Jane Brad
y, Margaret Hawkins, Myrtle Hair,
tarjot ie Foster, Elma Frances Corzine,
harlotte Ellen Corzine, Betty Jane
ovacool, Margaret Mobley.
Louise Cozart, Currie McArthur. Ruth
loan, Glen Cook, Jr., Theresa Hampton,
londine Baldwin, Peggy Stoddard, Ed
ard Harter, Jr., Harry Tiller, Harvey
[obson, Grace Toney, Harriet Holman,
elix Greene, Jr., Virginia Eubank, Imo
ene Brooker, Anne Baldwin James,
[artha McDaniel, Marguerite Andrews,
uth DeLoache, Jennie Clarkson, Mar
aret Ashe, Mary Verner, Cherry Dell
:elly, Sarah Hathcock, Dan Ellis, F. R.
anning, Jr., T. W. Evans, J. M. "
ntine, Margaret Cornwall, William C.
'aylor, Margaret Parker, Marian Walk
r, James B. Dixon, William McDaniel,
'homas Rogers Drake, Robert Hemp
ill, J. G. McMaster.
G. A. Willis. 1i. T. nnrn, G. S. Hyatt
[. F. Coggins, Frances Revere, Ross Mc
insey, J. C. Moore, S. W. Davis, Gwen
Dlyn Waddell, Dorothy Miller, Elizabeth
[cDonald, W. G. Capehart, Martha Har
ton, Mary Elizabeth Kyle, Ameliese
farquardt, Louis Gilland, Marshall Wil
ams, George Jeffrey, C. E. Andrews, Jr.,
.E. Vernon, T. J. Riley, J. Michael
arr, Jr., Jack Crawford, Jr., W. B.
earson, Jr., T. H. Rawl, Jr., E. Rhae
'reston, Edwin Lenard, ,Julian Stith,
ill Norton, Leonard Berry, Margaret
payne, W. M. Rose, W. W. Neely,
ary Grantham, D. Witt Spiers, Miles
lliott, Susan S. King, Harriet Boyd,
aroline Smith, G. C. McQueen, S. J.
tith, Jr., Mae Long, Elizabeth Manning.
Kate Craft, Frances Galphin, Ida Mor
s, Iva Brooker, Wyman Trotti, Gordan
~unch, Virginia Fewell, E. N. Guyton,
W. Swintenburg, Oscar WV. Lever, P.
L. Fulmer, Jerome Foffer, Jr., S. R.
~hodes, Roy J. Broome, G. C. Wilcox,
V. B. Duncan, J. A. McArthur, Cath
WHAT's WHAT IN UI
By Cam]
"The World Economic Survey" for
934-1935, one of the latest publica
ions of the Econ'omic Intelligence
ervice of The League of Nations is
ne of the new books bought this year
t the University Library. It is the
aurth of the series and never was
here a more timely book, with the
~uropean political pot so near boiling
ver for students of history and all
eaders to look into even if only to
ettle discussions. It is most care
ully prepared and full of most re
able statistical information. It was
ublished in Geneva, 1935.
Another series of books on politi
al modern Europe written by well
nown historical authorities in this
ountry is also most important for
onsultation and also for real interest.
'he series is not completed but is
oming out as rapidly as possible. In
le University Library now there are,
owever, "New Governments in Eu
>pe, The Trend Toward Dictatorship,
taly, Germany, Russia, Spain, the
altic States," the Editor being Ray
tond Leslie with different countries
ritten by professors of history in
ading universities. Another book,
Iso published late in 193s. of the
. mrUn .1, 1.300
Camera
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Wienefeld Views
European Crisis
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
Many diplomats are of the opinion
that Italy is backing Germany in their
latest move to discard the Versailles
treaty. It is even reported, and there
is some basis of fact, that Mussolini
revised Hitler's speech in which he
announced his intention of moving
troops into the Rhine territory.
Germany is slowly but steadily
building her military forces back to
pre-war strength, not primarily for
aggression but to regain her position
among the leading powers of Europe.
Her commercial and industrial inter
!sts are organized in such a manner
as to make it possible for their im
mediate use should war become im
mninent.
Fast motor cars and trucks will be
ised by Germany in transporting
troops in the next war, Dr. Wienefeld
thinks, instead of their renowned
railway system. He pointed to the
fact that in recent years, bridges had
been built across the German rivers,
.specially the Rhine. These bridges
are built strong enough to be used
by military traffic.
-u. a. o.
:rine Heustess, Ernestine Malone, Fran
:es Purvis, Charlotte Hutchinson, Helen
l'ownsend, Byron Burns, Roy Garris,
Essie Davis, Grancille G. Ward, Mary
Culbertson, Melvin Levkoff, Lottie Ham
>y, Katheleen Burgess, Elizabeth Stuckey,
Virginia Stoddard, Mary M. Benjamin,
Rachael Benjamin.
L. B. Jeffcoat, R. F. Hill, Walden
Lowni, L. E. Garrett, Jr., Mae Belser, J.
W. Cantey, G. G. Dowling, Jr., Margaret
Farrell, Julia Hyatt, Jonnie Steppe, Betty
Cornstalk, A. H. Orander, Francis S.
Liles, Dorothy Benedict, Emma Gene
Clowney, Beulah DesChatnps, Hildur
Sylvan, Carolyn Cooper, Molly Taber,
Emily S. Dunovant, Wallace Martin,
lack Quattlebaum, Gedney Howe, Jr.,
Katherine Taylor, Helen Cooper, land
M4ary Alice "Polly" Pendleton.
IIVERSITY LIBRARY
l1a Sam.
aeries is on "Democratic Governments
in Europe" by Raymond L. Buell, Eu
gene Chase, and Robert Valeur on
French, English and Swiss Govern
ments.
"The French Parliamentary Comn
mnittee System" by 'Professor Robert
Kent Gooch, University of Virginia,
Oxon D. Phil, is one of the latest
books issued by the University of Vir
ginia Institute -of Research in the So
cial Sciences, with our South Caro
linian, Professor Wilson Gee, .Direc
tor of the Institute at the University
of Virginia.
"The Handbook of Cenatral and East
E~urope" is a most interesting book
for a real or dream traveller as well
as for a student of European affairs.
[t is a model guidebook and full of
historical and political statistics also.
"Life of Lucius Q. C. Lamar,"
another famous Georgian, by Wirt
Armistead Cate, on the Secession and
Reunion period. Published by the
University of North Carolina Press,
but this book ont one of the greatest
lawyers of the South will go to the
Law School library and not be on
the shelves of the main library, though
accessible to law stuens.