The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 14, 1936, Page Page Four, Image 4
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1908
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
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Moore. May Andrews, atnl Don Causey, associate editors; Ed narter ani
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managers.
STAFi WRITERS
Polly Pendleton, Crawford White. Vivian L.omas, Marybelle Higgins. St.
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Toney; Harold Prince, Jimmie Thonas. . I . Ilass, and R. F. Lindsay,
sports writers.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1936
If This Be Treason
The time has at last arrived when it is apparent
to everyone at the University that the honor sys
tem is a complete and colossal flop, a failure of the
first water, a total bust. There is no use fooling
ourselves any longer-the thing is like the old
perpetual motion machines. It sounds good, and
looks good on paper-but it won't work.
For years our student body has tolerated a situ
ation that, if it were not for the seriousness of the
offences, would be laughable. It is The Gamecoc/k's
opinion that the farce should be ended at once.
We know it is sad to confess that the students
here will not keep any decent honor system, but
the facts speak for themselves. There is no use
beating around the bush. If it won't work, let
it go. Do away with it. If the professors have to
carry guns and pace their rooms during exams to
stop cheating, let them start learning to shoot.
This will certainly be better than giving an exam
to a class that has about three students working
enough to pass, while the others manage to cheat
their way through by ways and means best known
to them.
The honor system has had a fair test, more op
portunities than it deserved. Many professors have
been smugly declaring that no cheating went on
in their classes, and as far as they knew, they were
right. But naturally, tile guilty persons wouldl
not cheat on an exam and then go tell the pro
fessor all about it. It is true that some depart
mlents have been on tile up and up. But most
of tile freshman and sophomnore classes in lan
guages, history, mathl, and English have been the
breeding grounds for enough cheating to make
every student a Phi Beta Kappa. A Bible exam
is like a round-table discussion by a Ladies Aid
Society.
The Gamecock cainnot see that endling such a
rotten system would be any disgrace to the insti
tution. WVe have all heard sonme mighty fine talk
about "Christian Gentlemen," andl "of course, I
know all of you are ladies and genitlemen, and will
conduict yourselves accordingly," after which the
professor makes a graceful exit, and the futn be
gins--enter tile notes.
Just how to end all this, The Gamecock does not
know. We hlave an idea that a professor contin
tinually walking around in a room, with hlis eyes
on everybody, wold make cheating considlerab)ly
more difficult. We admit that this is an awful
thing to do, but if it will stop cheating, it is what
we want.
The main tiling is to do somethling, even if it's
wrong. The thing has got to stop, if it takes an
army tc 'o it. Maybe tihe governor can spare us
his militia for a while.
Let's ask him.
We understand that Clemson is building a flock
of new barracks to corral their herd in. They'll
need plenty of quarters if they expect to get enough
men to beat us next year. Might be a good idea for
them to let a few cows go
A vivacious co-ed was recently overheard saying
that some unfortunate student would never di
he'd just dum1> away.
Cheer Up-It Could Be Worse
If a student working his way through Carolim
will take a little time out to think over his situ
ation, he wvill see that things are not nearly a.
bad as they could be. After reading "A Student ii
Economics," a short story in the College Omnibus
we might all offer a prayer of thanks that Caro
lina is not run in such a fashion.
The story tells of one Charlie Wingate, w<li
worked ten hours a night for his meals and fiv
dollars a week. After paying his rent he ha(
exactly a dollar a week for everything else. Wher
lack of sleep forced him to cut classes, his unsyn
pathetic dean informed him that the university waf
there to educate him, not to give him a course ir
cafe technique. Any explanation he tried to mnak
was cut short by the very man who was getting
paid to attend to such matters. He was compellet
to buy text books written by his professors, wh<
had a well-established racket in that phase of col
lege life. Fraternity men passed him by with a
contemptuous nod, or did not notice him at all
The story ends with the boy being kicked out o1
school for falling to sleep in class, overcome by
slicer exhaustion.
This may or may not be a fair insight into the
set-up at any university, but if it is, Carolina is a
working student's paradise. The N. Y. A. pays
thirty cents an hour as a minimum; about thre<
hours' work a day in the mess hall will furnish
meals. And no Carolina professor forces his books
on his class; in fact, a chemistry professor recently
devoted his entire vacation to the writing of a lab
manual, for the sole purpose of saving time and
money for his students.
And finally, there is no trace of ill feeling be
tween fraternity and non-fraternity men, with thc
possible exception of a few born snobs in both
groups. The average fraternity man has as many
friends out of fraternities as in them, and vice
tclsa.
The next time you hear someone moaning over
his tough breaks, tell him to read "A Student in
Economics."
Iay'be he'll change his n min.
Easy Comnc-Easy Go
]in the February issue of Today there is an ar
ticle telling of Dr. Alexis Carrel, the famous sur
geon who is trying to graft the limbs of dead peo
ple on to living humans. Some day this might
be commonplace in the field of surgery. The
money for Dr. Carrel's experiments, and count
less others of that nature, is being furnished by
Rockefeller and other wealthy philanthropists who
are striving to make the world a better place to
live in.
Iow much more noble it would have been for
the organizations of veterans that furnished the
monmey for our war memorial to have given these
funds to some more worthy cause. The Univer
sity is constantly handicapped for lack of funds.
Every time we start to do anything that might
imake Carolina a better school, we hear that eternal
alibi. Suppose the money spent on the memorial
hadl been used to begin a research department at
the University, and in a few years some discovery
was made that would end some dreaded disease.
or in some way be a real boon to huma.nity. Would
not our dead soldiers take more pride in knowing
this was done with money set aside to honor them
than they would in a lifeless building bearing a
few meaningless quotations?
Carolina has chemists that are second to none in
the South. Dr. Lipscomb has already made great
progr-ess in experimenting with artificial rubber,
D)r. Whitesell's comments on chemical industries
in tihe state have received consider-able attention,
These men arc capable of doing almost anything
if they hadl the time and money to wvork wvith. If
our chemistr-y department were to put artificial
rubber on a p)ractical baslis, it would (10 more for
the credit of the school than all the memorial build
ings ever erected in the country.
The next time Aome group or organization wants
to give uis some money, let's try to make them let
us muse it for something more practical than a
memorial building, which will finally crumble in
the dust without having been of any more service
to Carolina and the world at large than a home
for crippled centipedes.
The University has never made any lasting con
tribution to science, or startled the world with as
much as a new kind of mouse trap. And as long
as we use money for things that cannot possibly
accomplish anything, we will never make a for
ward stride. If every dollar that found its way
to Carolina's campus could be used to the best
advantage, our great Yankee institutions might
some day rub their eyes and wonder what the Uni
versity of South Carolna wo,u do net
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portance, wishing to impress the blind
(late she had contracted. One thing
led to quite a few and...."So you gc
to the University?" he asked. "Oh
yes," she cooed. "Know anyom
there?" "Well--," he hesitated, con.
sidering, "there's a fellow by the name
of Bill Blank - " "Bill Blank!'
there was elation in her tone....
"-how strange! You see, he was my
first 'big moment.' Of course, the af
fair has ended now, but-. So you
know him? A nice fellow, don't you
think?" He laughed-she never knew
why. The O'Henry-isn being: He,
always a careful guy, had given her
an assumed name when he made the
date. His real name, permanently re
corded in the University files, was
Bill Blank! He had never seen the gal
before!
"Spot" Mozingo and Johnny
Bowden blew themselves to a
couple of Sally Rand's bubblettes
after the dancer's recent perfor
mance here. Soft soap sometimes
works wonders.
A former Tri Delt cutie whose sur
prise marriage made campus conver
sation a year ago is now looking at
life through the windshield of a new
car-a gift, no less, from the lassie's
parents. Papa must have relented,
ain't it?
Portrait of a Campus Big-Shot:
His home, he'll tell you is where
his hat is-and he doesn't wear a
hat. They don't come that large
He knows all the best people-on
Lower Main, Gervais, and Assem
bly-If you're in need he'll give
you the shirt off his back-it be
longs to his room-mate anyway
The drinks are on him-next time
-Fond of visitors; no matter how
busy he is, he'll stop and talk
with you-about himself-He's a
swell fellow-past tense!
-and his Co-ed Counterpart:
She knows all the answers-and
only uses one-Her greatest plea
sure in life is dancing-on your
feet-Well-behaved child that she
is, she never climbs on top of ta
bles in restaurants-she's always
under them-She draws the line at
drinking-then tries to walk it
Her virtue is as pure as snow
after a two weeks' rain!
Headline: NUDISTS REMOVE
TO VIRGIN ISLES. Tsch-tschl
ARIZONA STUDENTS
AID IN DEDICATION
Tempe Ariz. (ACP) Students of
Arizona State college here played an
impL,iacat part recently in the dedica
tion of a tomb to 'Philip Tedro, ox
Hadji, Ali, Arabian camel-driver whe
played a minor role ini the making ol
United States history.
Military men and desert rats cor
rupted Tedro's Arabian name to "H-i
Jolly" when he came to Arizona in,
pre-Civil War days as drniver of camels
imported from Arabia as a transporta
tion experiment. The experiment
failedl because the camel's feet were
not adapted to the hard desert rocks,
they were turned loose to roam at
will and Hi Jolly was left as the sole
remaining evidence of the unique at
tempt.
Hi Jolly died in 1912, and his body
lay in an unmarked grave at Quartz
site, Ariz., 75 miles from Tempe, un
til state officials erected a tomb ovex
it.
-U. U. 0.
Dr. Tabor Shows Fossils
Found On Alaskan Trip
Dr. Steven A. Tabor, head of the
Department of Geology, has in his
possession two mammoth teeth in the
animals jaw measuring 7 inches in
length and 3 inches in width. Dr,
Tabor secured the teeth in Alaska
where he studied last summer.
"Tusks of this animal have beer
found that were thirteen inches long.
Trhe Eskimos carve necklaces, brace.
lets, and other articles out of this fos
sil ivory," says Dr. TIabor.
Other specimens in the collection ol
Dr. Tabor are the skull and horns of
the bison and the sabor tooth: tiger.
~--. U. 0.
Wealth is more equitably distributed
among married men than among bache
lors, says a recent survey.
Only once in 30 years has the
Princeton co-operative store failed to
pay a 10 per cent dividend.
Amateur hockey and college basket
ball are increasing in popularity at
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WHAT'S WHAT IN Uia
By Camil
"It Can't Happen Here," by Sin- )
clair Lewis, is his latest novel and cer- f
tainly the greatest, especially if one g
considers that he takes in the whole t
of these United States instead of a I
"Main Street" in a small village. It <
is the tremendously imagined Revolt t
and Dictatorship of a newly elected a
President of the United States, Ber- i
zelius Windrip and the subsequent re
volts and dictatorships caused by the t
criminal tyranny of the first Dictator a
who is an imitation, especially in
speech, of Huey Long without his c
brain or spine. Sinclair Lewis, how
ever is very clear about stating that
none of his characters are drawn fromn
life, and of the present President, he b
speaks of President Roosevelt by name a
with a tender reverence and affection
whenever he is referred to. The Rev- I
olution-for it is that-does not take
place until after this year, between
1937 and 1939 and the book was writ
ten by the middle of last summer, but,
strange to say, there is an English t
novel, published in England last fall
by one of the best English women nov
elists, and most popular, Storm Jame- k
son, called "In the Second Year" and
which is on the same Dictator lines
only placed in England but also in ~
the near future. Neither are enough I
alike in plot or characters, and both '
must have been completed before the
printers got hold of either of the nov
els, so there is no question of one au
thor being influenced by the other in
choosing so world-timely a subject. t
But it will make interesting reading
comparing the differences betwveen the a
effect of such big radical changes .a
from such different original forms of <
government as the United States arnd i
Great Britain. Also it should help-sus
tain pub)licity for both novels.
The book is written, seen, and felt, t
mainly from the view point of a small (
town New England editor, Dorenmus 3
Jessup, who by inheritance should and a
did believe in the Constitutional form t
of Government though he saw against t
his will that America was ready for a I
Dictator. He is all through a very
gentle, lovable and loyal character,
but he suffers from the cruelties andi
barbarities of an American facistic C
rule as didl the Jewish Oppermanins of
Feutwangera's novel of Germany. Ther
Jews are no more perscuted than the<
others opposed to Windrip the Dic-1
tator, but Sinclair Lewis dlescrib)es viv-]
idly "How It Could Happen"' to any-<
one--Christian or Jew or free thinker'
--in such a Reign of Terror.
Misgellaneous News or Timely Books
The following is a brief list of timely
or interesting new books that recently,
have been put on the shelves and
can, be had at the main desk on the
mamn floor.
"The Cornerstone of Philippine In- t
dependence," by Francis Burton Har-i
rison, who was Governor General of,
Philippine Islands 1913-1921. Illus
trated. Published by Century Cam- <
pany. Delightfully written from his (
personal friendly point of view which]
probably made him more liked than c
any of the other Governor Generals. c
The Writer was in command in Ma- c
nila and saw the whole town turn 5
out to welcome Quezon when he re- t
turned from the Uit State of
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merica after getting the Jones bill
or future independence through Con
ress. Now that they are celebrating
he largest step to independence they
ave yet made and the Vice-President
f our country is visiting them, makes
his book published some years ago,
lmost as' timely and as interesting as
new.
Still another new book on our coun
ry's history and traditions is one with
very long title that tells, however
ust it is: "State Names, Flags, Seals,
ongs, Flowers and Other Symbols,"
y George Earle Shankle, 'Ph.D. It is
lustrated and very well made up,
oth as to information and appear
nce. /
Seeing the motion pictures of the
atest Byrd Expedition to the South
3ole makes another new book espec
ally interesting. "The Romance of
.,xploration.and Emergency First Aid
rom Stanley to Byrd," illustrated is
he book.
"The Geographic Pattern of Man
:ind" by John E. Pomfret (of Prince
on University) publisheA 1935 is of
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