The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 13, 1935, Page Page Four, Image 5
The Gamecock
Founded January 30, 1906
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, First Editor
Published weekly by the Literary Societies of the University of South
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FRANCIS WILLIAMS - - - - - Sports Editor
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ASSOCIATES
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editors; Ed Hatter. Hunt Graham. Jaies l,ynch. associate' managing
editors; Ray Bargeron, Zack Sabbagha, Felix Greene, assistants to the
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STAFF WlITERS
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STAFF ASSISTANTS
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FRII)AY, )ECEMI3ER 13, 1935
"I Will Never Allow a Son of Mine to
Play Football," Declare Our
Graduating Gridsters
What is it that makes a person want to play
football?
Ask any of the nIliversity of South Carolina
gridsters who are this year closing their collegiate
turf digging if they want their sons to be a grid
iron star, and the answer will inevitably be "no."
The man who has for four years undergone
renuous training, spent hours on the gridiron
hat otherwise could have been used in studying,
estrained his social activities, all in an effol-t
o excite a little more praise for his Alma Mater,
retrospect finds the result undesirable.
This same person is too often deficient in the
quired "hook learning". Physically he has often
come warped. His muscles are strained, bones
"acked and relnended.
Of course such cases aren't so prevalent today
they formerly were. A safer game has grown
. Coaches are emphasizing resistance more than
er-teaching the technique of hitting hard with
ast hazard.
Some of the players enter the game through
love of sport. Others through necessity. Many over
objections of parents or guardians. Practically
all change their viewpoint with the closing of
their careers.
"No, sir, my son is going to college to study,
and not to lay football," dleclared oneC of the stars
of the piast seaIson recently.
This, hlowever, is probably thle sentiment of
the moment.
Imagine that same perVson 20 years from now.
(That would give hima time to select a wife and
raise at "young'uln.") lie and m~ama are seatedl
before a cozy par'lor fire, HIe is perusing the eve
ning paper. Mama is writing a letter.
"Look, mama," papa sihouts, "here's Bill's
picture--on the sports page. They(~ say thlat lie is
one of the most promising hacks on the freshman
squad at the University this year. I knew he
coul (10 it. .Just like his old dad. 'Memnber when
I raIn 65 yards for the winning toulchdown my
freshmai~n year. I'll have to look up those clip
pings sometimes."
Mama throws a wistful glance at tIle sports
page, smiles tolerantly at her husband as he raves
on about "when he played foo*hball," and con
tinues writing.
"Son, Papa julst saw your picture in tile paper
where it told all about how good you are. We are
mighty proud of you son, but do be careful," the
letter reads. She heaves a sigh and seals it, mental
ly praying that nothing happens to "my boy."
The big game of Bill's senior year rolls around,
as is ulsual for events like that, lie has slashed
the enemy line for repeated gains and a couple
touchdowns. He has returned punts for valuable
yardage. His own booting and passing has been
flawless. He is easily the star of the game.
Papa swings his hat off a bald head. His overly
prominent mid-section quivers in excitement. He
pats mama's hand reassuringly, and tells bored
spectators that "Bill is just like his old man.
Why back in 1935-," but no one is listening.
Bill walks out of the game near the end of th(
last qularter. The last time he will ever walk off a
college gridiron. He is given a thunderous ovation
Coaches, teammates, friends grasp him by the
hand.
"No son of mine will ever play football," h4
utters as the men file into the dressing rooms.
Think Of The Big Time We Are Hav
ing While You Write Your Term
Paper
Christmas holidays (see front page) are no
upon us. Such are the surrounding circumstance
that it will be impossible for us to get out anothe
issue of The Qamecock, unless Santa will bring u
one on Christmas. Being cognizant of the fac
that you have promised to write at least one tern
paper during the respite so kindly granted to yol
by the powers that be, we cannot' conscientiousl
wish you a Merry Christmas, but we do hope tha
you will suffer no injury from those infernal me
chanitions coimmodly known as fireworks. In fact
it would indeed exhibit a true Christmas spirit i
you would send all available explosives to Hail
Selassie, care of I1 Duce.
Turn On The Heat. Its -Cold
Weather Now
About this time of the year the rush on the in
firmary increases. University students file in an
out constantly. Noses are sprayed, throats ar
mopped, cold tablets and cough syrup are con
sumed in astounding quantities. An occasiona
victim is put to bed. If not, he attends classe
indifferently. A dull headache, flashing pains il
the neck, back and shoulders-these are the sensa
tions of the unfortunate one.
Why do such cases increase about this time of th
year? Evidently a result of c6ld weather. But
if the rooms and showers were heated in propor
tion to the increasing cold, the sickness would b
reduced to a minimum.
You manage to crawl from between the blanket,
Siiveringly you approach the showers, anticipat
ing a soothi.ng flood of %N;prni water. You twis
the faucet.. The water strikes your quivering bacl
with the force of a disappointing disillusionmeni
You gasp for breath and stumble back into you
room, groping for clothes.
Numb fingers, blue feet, suffer in silence. Th
radiator makes a strangling noise, as if it. wer
laughing at you, and surrenders in despair.
MAY WE HAVE A LITTLE MORE HEAT
WE AlREN'T IN TRAIN ING FOR A TRItP T(
TIlE NORTH POLE.
-V. 5. C.
Come Out Of Hiding, Candidatei
Let's Have A Look At You
Recently an action of the University students i1
general assembly provided that all aspiring cam
pus politicians address the student body at desig
iatedl times, outlining their platform, and appeal
ing to the voters in regular stump speeches.
Last week the first of the meetings of this typ
was held in the chapel. There was plenty of di
cissioin of other matters, but none of our would
be presi(lents so much as 'announced their candi
(lacy. Unless the students do something about thih
you will not have the privilege of hearing you
campus rulers until election day arrives.
It is not the scarcity of candidates that is de
priving you of the pleasure you have asked foi
From present indicati'ons the field is plenty full
The pressing difficulty is to find figures that wil
include the list.
If you really want to hear some of our loca
p)olitical talent; if you really want sweet promise
whisperedl into your susceptible ears; if you wan
to know just how your next student officers amr
going to "endl ring rule," "clean up dirty politics,
make the University a student governental uto
pin, y'ou have got to make our candlidates speak.
Why not pass a resolution, amendmeht, measur<
or whatever it takes, setting a deadline for an
nounicedl candidacies? Why not have all announce
muents made p)ublicly something like two month
preceding election ? Accept none after the set dat<
This would make our aspirants conme out in th
open. You would have more time to shoot at then
if you want to shoot at them.- This wvould give thm
candlidate more time to select and pre.sent his pa
litical planks, if he has any. And it would be
oh, so much fun. The University student's fav
orite dish, "bull," wvould b)e dished out in grea
mouthfuls.
Like a person groping in the dark for the ligh'
bulb, our p)oliticians are feeling their way at pre!
ent. They are approaching you individually, senm
ing your reactions, sounding out their strength.
"What are my chances for this office?" they as
as if they were taking you into their confidence
Sometimes, in your effusive gratitude for the reco
nition of the mighty, you assure them that "Yo
have it in tIhe bag. I'm voting for you."
Thle days of the hot student body sessions, th
fiery speeches, startling accusations, blood-curdlini
assertions, 'have faded away. No longer do ou~
leaders verbally slit each other's throats. Wher
are our highly interesting repudiations? And th
noise of some strong party, as it is torn asundel
shattered, and scattered?
Let's get our future representatives on the stag
Don't let them "blush unseen." Why, it's gettin
to the place now where many of the students don
know their president, their advisory board men
berg, social cabineteers, when they see them.
Drop your strings candidates, and place yot
future in the hands of an informed student ballo
Make it interesting for us.
Carolina
To-day
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S Miss Jane Hunter, of Liberty, who is
t acting as one of the sponsors for the
Kappa Sig dance. The document was
a lengthy affair, which unanimously
asked that Spot Mozingo be given
Y the second no-break.
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Shine
Two shining lights on the bus
from Florida were the nose of
Billy Baldwin and the top of Dean
Olson's head, according to Harry
Spann. But the most spectacular
scene of the entire trip was photo
graphed by one of the members
who took along a kodak and man
aged to snap a shot while the bus
was stopped.
Publicity
- - Iv a newsreel at the Carolina theater
1 recently, the account of a youngster,
who was locked in a refrigerator car
for eleven days, was displayed in de
tail. The lad told of his having to
- eat the soles of his shoes, the leather
which served as a hat-band, and other
a things.
"You should have to eat at the mess
hall for a month, brother," cried one
Carolina student.
Superstitious?
And speaking of the same dance,
some of the sponsors have become
upset since the date of the affair
will be Friday, the 13th. But to
show that they are not supersti
tious, members of the fraternity
r will allow a black cat to cross
their path, will walk under a lad
der, will break a mirrow before
the dance, and will allow the moon
to shine over their left shoulders.
Mess Hall News
Posted in a prominent piace in the
mess hall is an attempt at a' news
paper. The editor, who failed to dis
close his name, is the dictator of the
Clariosophic Society, Richard Foster.
One of the feature articles of the sheet
l is a notice that Boyd Hughes will
no longer accept loans from students
and customers.
Anonymous
Some budding campus poet took
e it upon himself to send us the
following little dirty ditty this
week. We don't think it is worth
much as a verse but maybe you
won't mind that. Here it is:
, 'Lizabeth Lindsay has fallen in
r love,
Every word that she says rymes
with stars above,
She talks baby talk and rolls goo
goo eyes,
If she ask her what's wrong, she
i tells little white lies.
But you ask who's the fellow she's
i cuurraazzyy about,
It's Miniature Woodrow, the darn
Slittle louse.
Grid Course
"I didn't know you played football,"
- replied one co-ed after Tom Watson
said he had to go meet a music class.
Broad Minded
Much comment has been a
~roused by the recent statement of
S Univesity of Wisconsin's Presi
'. dent Glenn Frank. Many college
e prexies will not agree, but, writes
President Frank:
e "When university authorities
maintain a censorship of a student
newspaper, it ceases to be a stu
~ dent newspaper, and becomes an'
- administration newspaper, in which
L case why not publish an official
paper and be done with It?" The
fact that University of Wisconsin
has perhaps the most outstanding
School of Journalism in the United
;- St,ates should add weight to the
statement.
cGreek Letter
Several years ago there was a bill
before the Legislature which had as
U its aim the disbanding of all Greek
letter fraternities on the University
campus.
"Why," said one of the legislators,
"I~ wouldn't even consider my son as
r sociating with a bunch of Greeks."
e Sweet Matrimony!
r, Professor Edwin Burdell of
Massachusetts Tech states that the
death rate Is lower among married
men than unmarried men, that
g fewer married men go Insane, and
't fewer commit crime,.
Questionnaire
rIn answer to the question "Parent's
names and addresses" one enterpriz
- ing freshman gave the following an
swer: "Papa and Mam.....At home"
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WHAT'S WHAT IN UP
By Cami
The University Library with some of
ts beautiful new books should be con
,ulted for selecting Christmas gifts, like
hose on old glass and tapestries and on
>irds, etc., as is keeping up with the
times for its readers both before and
ifter the holidays. Most of these have
>een selected through the heads of the
Iifferent departments as well as by the
lead i.ibrarian and therefore one can
lepend upon their being the best as well
is the newest or latest editions on their
;ubjects, and for permanent additions of
ralue and interest to all readers.
First among these, and forever timely,
will be mentioned as the latest put on
he shelves this week, the following;
"Old Glass, European and American,"
>y -ludson Moore, published this fall,
big book with 265 illustrations, many
)f them in color, printed by Tudor Pub
ishing Company of New York. A very
eautiful and authoritative book to read,
enjoy and consult through its fine
index.
"The Practical Book of Tapestries,"
by George Deland Hunter, with many
ovely illustrations, part in color and the
est in two tones, is another exquisite
ook on the famous old art which is
more admired and used now than even at
its greatest glory in medieval times. It
is published by Lippincott and is also a
arge and 'ery thorough and well edited
ook.
"The Practical Book of Oriental Rugs"
y Dr. G. Griffin Lewis, is a late edition
>f the same reliable and modern Lippin
::ott Series, also beautifully illustrated
in oulors. An invaluable and charming
book for all.
"Pottery and Porcelain, European only,
vol. I, and vol. II on European and The
Near East, Eathenware, Stoneware etc."
by Emil Hanover, edited by Bernard
Rackham, illustrated fully, are two fas
einating volumes for art lovers and
those wvho wvish to learn about these
branches of true art.
"Fresco Painting" -Gardner Hale,
with additional chap' . prepared from
his notes by Shaen. E'Shaeel and a pre
face by Jose Clea,.ace Orozco, recent
edition published by Rudge Company, is
another book written and edited
by the highest authorities on this art and
beautifully illustrated.
"Sculpture" by A. M. Rindge, and
published by Payson and Clarke, is still
another illustrated edition for art lovers
and students which, however, should
attract the general reader as well.
All these art books are accessible to
the students in the main reading room,
but in the museum there are also four
volumes on Gilbert Stuart, magnificent
ly illustrated with descriptive lists of his
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AS THE FIRST WOMAN TO BE
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CINCINNATI LAW SC00L IN
102 YEARS/
FIVERSITY IBRARY
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work, published by W. E. Rudge, which,
>f course, can be seen there by request,
hough under lock and key ordinarily,
is they are the finest specimens of mod
!rn printing of this famous American
)ld master's paintings.
Among Nature Books, "Birds of the
South, Permanent and Winter Birds
Commonly Found in Gardens, Fields
mid Woods" by Charlotte Hilton Green,
>eautifully and most fully illustrated,
s not only appropriately timely but it
leals so fully with the birds we here can
;ee and study from her accurate de
,criptions we recognize them on our
Iaily walks. It is a treasure trove for
ill lovers of nature and especially for
he young student. It is also a most
:ompanionable for older lovers of
>irds, and, as it is a comparatively
iew and inexpensive book, having
been published within two years,
would make a charming and useful
addition to one's home collection of
>ooks.
"Birds of Canada," by P. A. Tauerner
>f the Canada Department of Mines in
Ndational Museum of Canada is a Bulle
:in in their biological series. It is there
iore, authoritative, but it is a delightful
ook which does not take us too far
away for it tells us also of the birds
hat migrate South.
There are other books on Nature,
though they are more scientific and
>nly for students on their line, but they
sre most modern and fully illustrated.
Twvo of these are: "A Manual of the
Common Inivertebrate Animals, Exclu
sive of Insects," by Professor Henry
Sherring Platt, and the "Biology of the
Protozoa," by Pro fessor Gary N. Cal
kins, both specialists.
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